NFL 2019

[Your Mom]

Football fucking sucks. I gained more positive yards walking to the kitchen to get a drink than the Bears have in the first half

[Lint]

8 minutes ago, The Chiksrara Special said:

Football fucking sucks. I gained more positive yards walking to the kitchen to get a drink than the Bears have in the first half

Oh they can't be doing that bad...

*checks boxscore*

Oh...

[Your Mom]

😮 Our guy crossed the line so we get points! It's been so long I forgot what that is called  

[Lowerdeck]

38 minutes ago, The Chiksrara Special said:

😮 Our guy crossed the line so we get points! It's been so long I forgot what that is called  

Score-a'score

[The Buscher]

Adam Gase should be fired before the plane lands back in Newark.

[gunnar hendershow]

So I guess the Jets have decided to stop playing football after today?

[lanky316]

I think they decided to stop playing long before that.

[Lineker]

30 minutes ago, lanky316 said:

I think they decided to stop playing long before that.

Yeah - what year was the Butt Fumble again?

[gunnar hendershow]

So Nantz and Romo had to briefly call the game from the field, not sure why because Redzone never told us why. However, CBS got in this sick burn.

 

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Even in our tank season we can still beat the Jets. Ahhhh that cheered me up. I loved seeing Gase's sad little face and seeing that he's taken all the fouls we gave away under him with him to New York.

 

Also, it appears we have three promising young players on the offence. Gesicki at TE has quickly become my favourite, Williams at WR is making some excellent plays and Mark Walton seems to be a very solid RB. Things are only going to get better next season and this team of leftovers already appears to be learning and developing.

[Lineker]

It's going to be so depressingly boring when Cincinnati have the #1 pick though.

[gunnar hendershow]

I hope the Browns never fire Freddie Kitchens.

[Your Mom]

Fuck it. I'm ready to tank! Is it too late for us to get in on that?  

[DMN in the House]

3 hours ago, Lineker said:

Yeah - what year was the Butt Fumble again?

More like when did they send Joe Namath to the Rams.

[DMN in the House]

You know, this may make me a bad person or whatever, but I cannot help but enjoy watching all these teams (Cleveland, Jets, Redskins, etc) implode while the Oakland Raiders, after all the AB shit, Hard Knocks, Gruden's rough first year are a competitive, well coached team that fights hard.

We were supposed to be a joke, but we made it through the difficult half of our schedule at 4-4, second in our division. We've got the Chargers, Bengals, and Jets coming up before we play the Chiefs again, could easily be 7-4 going into that game. After that we get Tennessee, the Jags, and second rounds with LA and Denver.

The Oakland Raiders could legit win 10 games here. With how things have shaken out, 8-8 would almost feel like a disappointment. If they can't go 5-3 against the rest of this schedule, barring key injuries, something went badly wrong.

Jon Gruden coach of the year? I wouldn't trade him for anyone save Belicheck.

[gunnar hendershow]

The "greatest defense of all time" has just been thoroughly and utterly humiliated by Lamar Jackson.

Perfection denied. You're welcome, America.

[Lint]

Is Bill gonna have to sacrifice another newborn when he gets back to Foxborough?

[Schlitzbrille]

THE BEAKY BASTARDS DID A GOOD FOOTBALL THING

[The Buscher]

The Patriots losing a game means I can continue to hold onto 18-1 like grim death. Thank you Ravens!

[gunnar hendershow]

8 minutes ago, Trent Buschetta said:

The Patriots losing a game means I can continue to hold onto 18-1 like grim death. Thank you Ravens!

You think you feel good, imagine how every Miami fan over the age of 55 feels tonight.