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Just caught up and this is still going pretty well, I'm loving the stuff with Callous and Flair especially Callous going to Flair's house and having Flair freak out over it. Wrestlemania '94 seems like a solid card and I'm interested in seeing what'll go down. Looking forward to the next updates :thumbsup:

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WWF PHAT TV

March 24th, 1994 - Fox Sports

Announcers: Todd Pettengill & 'The Doctor Of Style' Slick

P.H.A.T. d. The Steiner Bros, by DQ

The announcers build up the importance of Wrestlemania, which was now only 3 days away! Crowd was big into this match, which is a good sign for Wrestlemania...Finish saw Slick trip Ric Steiner--causing his team to loose via DQ.

Overall: 70

Crowd: 74

Match: 63

The WWF Tag Team titles have gained in image

Sean Moooney was backstage and said that he was going to try to get some words with several WWF Superstars on this show; the last show before Wrestlemania! He caught up with Eddie Gilbert; Who added a stipulation in his Wrestlemania match with Yokozuna. He stated that the looser have to get a 'make over'....So if Yokozuna looses, he wants Yoko to become a 'Baliey' (sp) dancer. If Yokouna won, he could order Eddie Gilbert to dress up however he likes! 69%

ADVERTS

We go backstage where Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan was backstage with The Million Dollar Man & Virgil, and Mr. Perfect. Million Doller Man laid into Jerry Lawler; Intercontinental Champion;

" YOu know what, Mooney! It's real simple! I exposed the way YOUR I-C Champion lives! It's horrible isn't it! Memphis, Tennessee...Where the farms are the most advanced form of intelligent life! Hahahaha! Lawler, you say I got too personal? Well, good! Because the world should know that you are NOT championship material! (Bobby and Virgil are laughing) I PROMISE YOU, LAWLER! That Intercontinental Title will come home, to The Million Dollar Man! Hahahahaha!! The announcers speculated as to how Mr. Perfect would act during the 3 way dance at Wrestlemania. Woulde he and The Million Dollar man form an alliance against Jerry Lawler, to ensure a title change? 94%

Ted DiBiase gained overness from this segment.

Jerry Lawler & Chris Chavis d. The Million Dollar Man & Virgil

Jerry Lawler came out and interrupted The Million Dollar Man...and challenge him and 'his stooge, Virgil', to a tag team match right here tonight! Dibiase accepted, and Lawler brought out Chris Chavis as his partner. They won, when Chavis nailed Virgil with the Tatanka chop. Word is that Chavis is going back to the Tatanka Gimmick, as he started to scream like 'Tatanka' after this match.

Overall: 74

Crowd: 81

Match: 60

ADVERTS

Bobby The Brain Heenan is backstage with Slick & PHAT. Bobby Tries to talk to each member of phat.

Kamala is too busy running around; Kim Chee is chasing after him...

Earthquake and PHAT Meanie are be-bopping to their radio...

While PHAT and Slick, and Rob Van Dam, in dreads, who is holding a leash connected to 4 ferocious pitbulls, are standing up with Bobby The Brain. Brain said that he 'hadn't gotten down' this much since his last relationship...Slick was doing the talking; saying that this weekend; At Wrestlemania, the dogs will be unleased once again, on The 'Dog-Faced Gremlin', Rick Steiner. 83% :eek:

Slick gained overness from this segment. Big Bossman gained overness from this segment.

Ludvig Borga d. Jake 'The Snake' Roberts

"Jerry" chants plagued this whole match. Jerry 'The King' Lawler, continues to strive.

Overall: 56

Crowd: 59

Match: 52

Jake Roberts lost overness from this match. Ludvig Borga gained overness from this match. Jake Roberts didn't really sell very much, which hurt the match rating. This match suffered because the crowd were still pumped up from the last one, and so this bout was seen as something of a let-down to them.

Jake Roberts lost overness from this match. Ludvig Borga gained overness from this match. Jake Roberts didn't really sell very much, which hurt the match rating. This match suffered because the crowd were still pumped up from the last one, and so this bout was seen as something of a let-down to them.

ADVERTS

We go to the back where Superstar Paul Bearer is backstage with Sid Jusice. He lays into Terry 'Hulk' Hogan. Brisco and Russo are also with Sid. Bearer does the talking;

"Well, Well, Well...It seems like the 'Hulkster' has got a little problem with my man; Sid Justice! It looks like the Macho King has got a little problem with my man; Sid Justice! Well, Hogan, your time is up! And to think that you ran for WWF Presidencey! Ha! That is the most important position in the company Hogan; and we don't need you pushing your friends down are throat, as a result of you being WWF President!! (Crowd cheers and applauses). Macho King; No matter what you do, you're not going to get your way in the WWF...Not while Sid is here! March, 27th, 1994 --Macho King? JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED!!!!

81%

Sean Mooney is standing backstage with the I-C Champion, Jerry The King Lawler...He is with his son, Brian Christopher. Christopher said that he was here because of Million Dollar Man's comments about HIS hometown, of Memphis Tennessee. He said that he's going to be in his fathers corner at Wrestlemania, to make sure Virgil doesn't get involved in the match....Big pop for this Father and Son combination.

93%

ADVERTS

The Mountie came out; he was in the ring with The Diamond Studd...The Mountie said that their were a few boys in the back who deserved WWF Title shots; like The Diamond Studd. Todd Pettengill, announcing insisted that the only reason the Mountie was helping the Studd out, was so that he can weaken Bret for the Mountie's match at Wrestlemania. Bret then came out and said that he'll defend the WWF Title, against anyone, anywhere....He granted the Studd the match; Here is the final call by Todd Pettengill;

Bret Hart vs. The Diamond Studd - WWF Title Match - Final Call by Todd Pettengill and Slick

"...What a match these two have had! And it looks like -- Ohhh Wait a minute!! Jimmy Hart is distracting the referee!!! He just threw that megaphone to the Diamond Studd inside the ring...it lands on the...mat about 3 feet from the Studd.

Slick: " Look who coming down dat ring, Pettengill!! It's Shawn Michaels!!! What he doin heaa!!??

Pettengill "Here comes Shawn Michaels!! He just knocked out The Mountie outside the ring! Listen to this crowd, Slickster! And now he races to the Megaphone, and -- YES! Cracks it over the head of the Diamond Studd!!!!! Oh My!!! Here comes the ref...1....2....3!!!!!!!! Shawn Michaels cost Diamond Studd The WWF Title! He just prevented a travesty from occuring!!!! Bret Hart Wins! Bret Hart Wins!"

Vince Russo & Gerald Brisco join Shawn Michaels & Bret Hart in the ring. The Hart Foundation also hit the ring; as The Hart Foundation, Brisco, Russo, and Shawn Michaels are celebrating in the ring, as Todd Pettengill takes PHAT TV, off the air with this parting soundbite;

Overall: 88

Crowd: 89

Match: 86

The WWF World title has gained in image.

"Folks we are just 3 days away from Wrestlemania '94!! The Mountie Faces that man, Bret Hart for the WWF Title!! Shawn Michaels will do battle with The Diamond Studd; plus Pearl Jam will be in attendance!! Also, Vince Russo & Gerald Brisco introduce the new WWF President!!! Join us live, from the Air Canada Centre; WRESTLEMANIA '94!!!!!!!!!!"

Card Quality: 72%

TV Rating: 7. 28

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Live, March 24th 1994...From the Air Canada Centre, Toronto Canada!!

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And so the festivities began with Vince Russo and JJ Dillon discussing the card, at length during the 30 minute 'Free WWF-Action Zone', which took place live, and was the setting of the dark march, Eddie Gilbert vs. Yozozuna

Vince Russo"In just a few moments we will start off, what is going to be the most ground shaking Wrestlemania ever! But the big question on everyone's mind is who is going to be the new WWF President?"

JJ Dillon" Well before you bring him out Russo, I've got a big annoucement! Tonight, during Wrestlemania, Lex Luger's replacement in the Horsemen will be announced & revealed, and will make an impact tonight!

Russo (After showing 'shock' on his face - The House mic is now on)..."Ok, at this time, I would like to bring out the man who will be making all of the decisions from now on, in the WWF. We expect him to bring the WWF to new heights during the year of 1994, and beyond! He is the new WWF President; And ya know, I've heard alot of names being thrown out there...From the lovely Miss Elizabeth, to even Eric Bishoff, an announcer down in Atlanta; and despite internet rumours it is NOT Terry 'Hulk' Hogan! We 'aint staying in the past, like Hogan would LIKE us to! Ladies and Gentleman; please welcome, the young, very charasmatic....President Joel Gertner!"

Out comes, the former ring announcer of Eastern Championship Wrestling...little is known of him, so he just gets the 'polite applause'. He is wearing you typical 'ring announcer' outfit. He says that he's going to toughen up the WWF, so that it's a 'Lean, Mean, Buff, Tower of Power', like himself'...The crowd laughed. Gertner said that his first act as President is to organize the start of a WWF Tag Team Tournament! The winning Team would get a shot at the Champions, whoever they may be, at the next WWF Pay Per View; Collision of The Immortals!. Gertner joined Russo & Dillon for commentary, for the rest of 'The Action Zone'. Crowd cheered as Yokozuna made his way down the isle, for the first match--the Dark Match...of Wrestlemania...

Hotstuff Eddie Gilbert vs. Yokozuna w/ Mr. Fuji

Feud Heat 73

The match began with Yokozuna winning a series of power moves over Gilbert...crowd was solidly behind Yokozuna. For much of the match Gilbert was running away from Yokozuna, before catching him with cheap shots. Crowd started a small 'Gilbert Sucks' chant...which got Gilbert heated. At 8:55 into the match, The Doctor of Style Slick's 'P.H.A.T.', music began to play...Slick came down to the ring, and got referee Joey Marella's attention...He started complaining that the referees don't listen to enough 'funk & soul'...while he was arguing with the ref, the Ugandan Giant Kamala, ran down the isle into the ring, wielding a Kendo Stick, with his trainer Kim Chee right behind! Kamala started giving Yokozuna chops to the throat, while Kim Chee got a chair...Kamala continued with the chops, which had Yokozuna staggering -- finally Kim Chee jumped in the ring, and nailed Yokozuna with 3 stiff chair chots. Finally, Kamala hit him with a fourth shot, with the Kendo Stick, which sent him tumbling down!]

Slick let the referee go--allowing for Gilbert to get the easy three count! Slick grabbed the mic after the match, and said that all will soon hail the 'PHAT Ugandan Giant' Did the referee think that Slick came all the way down to the ring, just to 'argue' with him?**1/4

Overall: 67

Crowd: 77

Match: 72

Yokozuna was sluggish and didn't put much effort in. Yokozuna lost overness from this match. Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert gained overness from this match. Yokozuna lost overness from this feud ending. Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert gained overness from this feud ending.

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Kamala has made an impact, on the 'WWF Action Zone', minutes before the Pay Per View Start

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Vince McMahon, opened the show with Bobby The Brain Heenan, citing that this Pay Per View would change the WWF 'forever'. Heenan commented, that he hadn't seen this many Canadians in one building, since the Stanely Cup.

P.H.A.T vs. The Steiner Brothers - WWF Tag Team Championship

Feud Heat 83

-Steiners Challenge P.H.A.T to Title match

-Steiners appear with 'Rock Star' Billy Corgan at Royal Rumble; confrontation with P.H.A.T

-P.H.A.T attacks Steiners backstage with their 'dogs'.

Slick led the entire P.H.A.T stable down to the ring in support of Akeem & The Big Bossman, but after what Kamala did during the Action Zone, the referee (Arnold Skaaland), ordered the rest of P.H.A.T, especially Kamala, to the back. Rob Van Dam, and Grandmaster Earthquake manned a pack of wild dogs. Bossman starting out the match with Scott Steiner. Steiner danced all over Bossman, using his amateur wrestling style to overcome Bossman's brawling. Akeem tagged in, when Rick was in, and the two did a couple of funny dancing spots, which had the crowd laughing.The match ended at 11:59, when Bossman nailed Scott w/ The Bossman slam, and Akeem following up with a big splash, for the victory!At 12:34, After the end of an entertaining match, two workers appeared to be running from the crowd, into the ring!! It was Brutus Beefcake & Jean Paul Levesque!! The entire crowd was at a state of shock! Up until this point, these two only made ONE appearance, and that was two weeks ago on RAW, just standing being Terry 'Hulk' Hogan! When they got in the ring, Brutus struck, both Bossman & Akeem with his giant shears, while Levesque layed two stiff chair shots on the Steiners sending both teams over the top rope, to the arena floor! Levesque, then nosold Slick's punch from behind, then held him hostage as Brutus Beefcake did a little talking;

"Brutus Beefcake is back in the WWF, brother! And you know, a while ago, I lead a great tag team called The Dream Team, to new heights in the WWF! We held those tag team titles for over 7 months! I carried that team! But now I found a partner that is equal to my greatness! I found someone who is better than the last partner! I have found, Jean Paul Levesque!! And this is the real Dream Team!!!!"

Suddenly a horde of WWF Officials, led by Russo and Brisco hit the ring, and start yelling to The Dream Team; 'Where's your buddy Hogan!? Is he here!?'. The Dream Team left, just the way they came in; through the crowd; with all questions unanswered.**

Overall: 63

Crowd: 75

Match: 64

Akeem gained overness from this feud ending. Big Bossman gained overness from this feud ending. Rick Steiner lost overness from this feud ending. Scott Steiner lost overness from this feud ending. The WWF Tag Team titles have gained in image.

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Brutus Beefcake, used his illegal giant sheers to make an impact for himself and former WCW Wrestler Jean Paul Levesque; The Dream Team.

Ray Rougeau & Sgt. Slaugther vs. The British Bulldog - WWF War Games Style Match [Cage] (British Bulldog & Dynamite Kid

Feud Heat 83 (Ray Rougeau vs. Jim Neidhart)

-Jim Neidhart & Ray Rougeau formed the Canadian Connection Tag Team

-As a result of the Canadian Foundation shake-up, the Canadian Connection Splits up.

-Ray insists that he always carried the team.

-The British Bulldogs makes a suprise appearnce at WWF Arsenal, taking out the Canadian Foundation

-Jim Neidhart checks into rehab.

-Dynamite Kid announced as Bulldog's new partner.

Ray Rougeau announced Sgt. Slaughter as his partner, and the 'only American that he trusts'. This got Slaughter plenty o' booes. This match turned out to be better than it looked on paper, though Ray Rougeau and Dynamite Kid are two strong mat technicians. Slaughter walked out the door in 1:54 of the match. The idea was that The Bulldogs 'wanted to get their hands on Rougeau'...and Slaughter was two dumb to realise that this would leave his partner at a disadvantage...Slaughter, realising his mistake tried to get back into the ring, but was restrained by a host of WWF referees, who were being led and instructed by new WWF President, Joel Gertner...The rest of the match saw Ray Rougeau TRY to take on both Bulldogs, but it was no use. To the delight of the sold out Canadian Crowd, Rougeau was getting thrown all over the ring.Final moments of the match saw British Bulldog nail Rougeau with his Running Powerslam...into an elbow drop off the middle of the cage, by Dynamite kid. The Bulldogs escaped the cage with ease, to win the match at 14:34. The Bulldogs celebrated in the ring with the rest of the Hart Foundation for quite some time. Would there be another celebration for the Hart Foundation, later tonight?**1/4

Overall: 64

Crowd: 72

Match: 73

King Jerry Lawler w/ Brian Christopher vs. Mr. Perfect vs. The Million Dollar Man -WWF Intercontinental Championship

Virgil accompanied Mr. Perfect to the ring...but The Million Dollar Man wasn't there! The announcers speculated as to where the Million Dollar Man could be. Heenan said that Dibiase was probably at a Canadian Casino, and figured that he'd make more money there. So this match started, with just Jerry Lawler & Mr. Perfect. Perfect got a loud 'Perfect Sux' chant as he got started on his offense early. Virgil and Brian Christopher scuffled around outside the ring. At 10:32 Perfect gave Lawler two Brainbusters for near falls...Lawler started to fight back to a growing 'Jerry' chant throughout the Air Canada Centre. Lawler and Perfect started to go blow-for-blow, until Perfect kicked Lawler in the gut, setting up for a Perfect Plex. But then the unbelievable happened!!Lawler kicked out of the Perfect Plex!!. This sent the crowd into a frenzy...Lawler than did his patented Shoulder Strap spot, removing his shoulder strap with fury! This started a huge 'Jerry' chant, as he started to lay the punches into Mr. Perfect. Finally, Lawler set Perfect up for his patented Piledriver at 15:44! Mr. Perfect Has Been Eliminated! Lawler, who was then fatigued, dropped to his knees trying to regain energy...at that point, The Million Dollar man emerged from the curtain, and calmly walked to the ring, laughing. Dibiase then snuck up behind a squatting Lawler, setting up for the Million Dollar Dream! Within 3 minutes of being in the hold, Lawler had no chose but to give up!! The Million Dollar Man is the New WWF Intercontinental Champion!

Dibiase held his new Belt in victory...He then paid Mr. Perfect...It was clear what Dibiase did. He payed Mr. Perfect to 'soften' up Lawler...which he did.**3/4

Overall: 76

Crowd: 92

Match: 71

The WWF Intercontinental title has gained in image.

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The Million Dollar Man's motto, 'Everyboy has a Price...'

proved true, and won him the WWF Intercontinental Title

Shawn Michaels w/ Vince Russo vs. The Diamond Studd

Feud Heat 100

-Shawn Michaels re-joins Marty Jannetty and forms the Rockers

-Jannetty turns on Shawn Michaels earlier this year at The Royal Rumble

-Shawn, already unhappy, breaks ties with long time friend 'The Diamond Studd', when he starts joining the company of the Macho King, by attacking WWF Announcer Sean Mooney.

-Vince Russo, who is trying to support Shawn, gets punched by Diamond Studd, when he confronts the two on RAW.

-Shawn costs Studd the match for the WWF Title, against Bret Hart, a couple of weeks ago, on RAW.

This match started fast and furious, with Michaels and Studd brawling all over the place. Officials Ted Stanley, Vince Russo, and Gerald Brisco were at ringside, just in case anything unplanned were to happened; as it did during the Tag Team Title match. At 13:34 it looked like Diamond Studd was setting up for the Razor's Edge, but Michaels wiggled out of it, and caught Studd with his new move, Sweet Chin Music! He nailed Studd right accross the face, and quickly covered him for the victory! The officials outside the ring were jumping in celebration...The crowd felt the same vibe and gave Michaels the biggest pop of the night! Michaels than danced in the ring in celebration for a while, accompanied by the three officials, who were applauding politley in the ring.***3/4

Overeall: 83

Crowd: 98

Match: 84

McMahon On commentary;

"Wow...What an superstar!! What a great match, here on Wrestlemania, and we're barely halfway done!--Oh look, Shawn Michaels is going into the crowd, to greet the fans! How nice! What---What the!!!!It's the Genius!! The Genius is attacking Shawn Michaels! "

Heenan " That's not the Genius! Because the Genius is right behind him! That's someone else dressed up in 'gradutation clothes!'. Who is that? He must really hate Michaels! Look at the damage he's doing!

McMahon "Thats--Wait a minute! That's Marty Jannetty!! Marty Jannetty has returned!!! He has attacked former partner Shawn Michaels!!

Jannetty, at Lanny Poffo's instructions was giving the boots to Michaels, right there in the middle of the crowd. After the attack was all over, Genius raised the hand of...Professor Marty Jannetty!?(Run-In; Jannetty)

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Professor Marty Jannetty, with the guidance of 'The Genius' Lanny Poffo, is out to get former partner Shawn Michaels

Overeall: 83

Crowd: 98

Match: 84

Ric Flair vs. 'Mean' Mark Callous - WWF War Games Match [Cage]

Feud Heat 90

-November'93-Flair announces that he's reforming Horsemen with Tully Blanchard, Lex Luger, and a fourth Horsemen

-Decemember'93-Flair announces that they have found that Horsemen, and he will be revealed at the Royal Rumble

-Decemember'93-Mark Callous petitions to become a Horsemen--Whether Flair likes it or not.

-Janurary'94-Steve Corino is announced as Fourth Horsemen, despite the push by Mark Callous.

-Februrary'94-It's revealed that Callous' plea for the Horsemen was also part of a 'rib' on the Macho King, by WWF Matchmakers, Gerald Brisco & Vince Russo. Flair is angered and challenges Callous to a Wrestlemania '94 Cage Match

-March'94-Mark Callous greets, Flair, In his own home!

Flair didn't even wait for the bell to ring, and immediatly got into a brawl with Callous! But everyone knows, that ya don't Brawl with 'The Cold One'...Callous got the upper hand once Flair started to tire. At 7:44, Callous tried to escape the Cage, but was stopped by Steve Corino, who threw chairs up to Callous to knock him off. Callous however caught the Chair, and tossed it back at Corino, knocking him out onto the floor. At that point, Mr. Perfect's music hit the PA system! Mr. Perfect...is the Fourth Horsemen??? The music played, but no one surfaced. Callous, who figured that Perfect was lurking nearby, stood on the top of the cage, and deciding to 'wait' for Mr. Perfect. But while the Callous was busy staring at the isleway like a statue, Flair climbed up over the other side of the cage, and onto the Arena floor for the Victory! Flair celebrated with Corino, Blanchard, and Dillon...We followed him to the back where Mr. Perfect is waiting in the Four Horsmen locker room. He huggs Flair, Corino, Blanchard, and Dillon, and is officially announced as the Fourth Horsemen replacement of Lex Luger The crowd was kind of dead for this match, as they were still buzzing over Professor Marty Jannetty's return...

Overall: 68

Crowd: 72

Match: 81

Mean Mark Callous lost overness from this feud ending. Ric Flair gained overness from this feud ending. This match suffered because the crowd were still pumped up from the last one, and so this bout was seen as something of a let-down to them.

We goto the back where President Joel Gertner, accompanied by Gerald Bisco, Vince Russo, and Ted Stanley are knocking on the door of Macho King Randy Savage...his match is up next. He is not answering his door, as thier is great speculation as to if he's even in the arena. At this point...President Joel Gertner asks Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder, who is slated to be the special guest referee for this match, if he minds performing to the crowd BEFORE the match. Because Macho King had not arrived yet, Gertner decided to push Pearl Jam's performance up next, followed by the WWF Title Match...then the 'other' Main Event, Sid Justice vs. Macho King-giving Macho King plenty of time to show up. So Pearl Jam played 'Jeremy'. This is Professor Marty Jannetty's new ring entrance music.

The Mountie (Challenger) vs. Bret Hart - WWF World Heavyweight Championship

Feud Heat 90

-August'93-Bret Hart, fed up with the struggle of power backstage forms the Canadian Foundation, with Jimmy Hart, The Mountie, Ray Rougeau, Rick 'The Model' Martel, and Jim Neidhart, so that his spot at the top is secure.

-Janurary'94-The Mountie wins the Royal Rumble, and announces that He will take the shot against Fellow Canadian Foundation Memember, Bret Hart; WWF Champion.

-Februrary'94-The Canadian Foundation goes into an all out war; with Mountie leading, Ray Rougeau, the Hart Foundation II (Copeland & Cage), Carl The Quebecer, Test Martin, manager Jimmy Hart, and advisor Pat Patterson--And Bret Hart turning face joining the Hart Foundation; The British Bulldogs, Owen Hart, & Jim Neidhart.

Mountie had Pat Patterson in his corner, while Bret was alone.

The Mountie was great in getting the crowd heated. First half of the match saw some basic mat work by both Hart & Rougeau...At 10:43 into the match, the entire Hart Foundation came running down the isle to a HUGE POP. Owen clobbered Pat Patterson outside the ring, as the rest went into a full fledged attack on The Mountie. The announcers explained that the referee (Dave Hebner) was being lenient, since this was a WWF Title match. Finally, after the attack, Bret Hart put Mountie in the sharpshooter for the victory!! Bret Hart successfully defended the WWF Championship!!. The crowd was going wild up until President Joel Gertner appeared, alone, on the isleway.

Gertner said that, because of the interferance, the match MUST CONTINUE...and that all members of the Hart Foundation were barred from ring side, and faced suspension, if they did not oblige!

Match continued, with Pat Patterson screaming instructions in French, to the Mountie for the rest of the time. At 16:54 it looked like Bret was going to put the seal on the match once again, until Pat Patterson starting 'waiving' to the curtain. With that, the entire Canadian Foundation came running down the isle, and put the boots to Bret! The Hart Foundation II got Bret with their finisher, the Canadian Attack (Same move as the 'Hart Attack, tag finisher). The referee then counted the easy three for the Mountie; The Mountie is the New WWF Champion!! The Canadian Foundation congratulated Mountie, until President Joel Gertner resurfaced.

Gertner came out, and said that this match, once again MUST CONTINUE. And that, now, no one from EITHER group were allowed at ringside! He then added, 'That includes you too, Pat Patterson'...causing Patterson throw a tantrum fit on his way back to the back.

Finally the match continued with Bret Hart regaining the upperhand once the carnage was cleared....Finally, at 23:44, the match started to come to a close. Both men were staggering; Mountie was slightly cut open, as Bret was bleeding from the head, more noticably, thanks to the rougher attack of the Canadian Foundation. Hart through Mountie into the ropes, going for a stiff clothesline, but Mountie countered the move by catching Bret's Arm, and landing the 'Mountie Slam' (A urange) on Bret! The ref counted a long 3...The Mountie IS The NEW WWF WORLD CHAMPION!!!

The ring quickly filled up with all members of the Canadian Foundation...and then...god no...oh no...Mountie gave his victory speech...or better yet...recieved one, as led by Pat Patterson, the Canadian Foundation SANG to the Mountie. Oh boy!

Pat Patterson "Félicitations Mountie! Félicitations Mountie! And to show you our support, We have practiced singing a song for you...Hit the music, Tony." The Mountie's music plays...they all take turns singing different parts of the song...

Adam Copeland & Christian Cage"He's The Mountie!"

Ray Rougeua"He's Handsome!"

Carl Oulette"He's Brave!"

Test Martin"He's Strong!"

Jimmy Hart & Pat Patterson"He's The Mountie!"

Adam Copeland"And He....!"

Christian Cage"...enforces....!"

Carl Oulette"..The Law!"

Jimmy Hart"You could always run!"

Pat Patterson"But you can never hide!!"

Adam Copeland & Christian Cage"Because,he's The Mountie!"

Everyone"And he always gets his man!!"

Vince McMahon (On Commentary) "The Law must be upside down, Because The Mountie, is the New WWF World Champion!!

Overall: 78

Crowd: 90

Match: 80

The Mountie gained overness from this match.

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The Mountie, leader of the Canadian Foundation, is the New WWF World Champion.

Sid Justice w/ Superstar Paul Bearer vs. Macho King Randy Savage w/ Sensational Sherri, The Genius & Professor Marty Jannetty

Feud Heat 95

-Novemember'93 Hogan gets fired from WWF.

-December'93-Behind the scenes, Savage pushes hard for Hogan to return at Royal Rumble '94, as Fouth Horsemen...his punishment, is match after match putting over King Jerry Lawler

-Sid Justice appears at the Royal Rumble. The WWF suits believe that he can take Hogan's place in the WWF...Savage disagrees.

-Janurary'94-Macho King attacks Gerald Brisco, for all of the behind the scenes fighting, that Brisco later made public.

-February'94-Sid is publically denounced by Macho King--Sid is supported by the men who brought him in; Writers Vince Russo, Ted Stanley, along with booker/road agent Gerald Brisco--

There were a huge number of WWF Officials surrounding the ring. The Genius was at ringside w/ Professor Jannetty under the idea that this 'was family', that was at hand. Genius read a poem that contained lots of profanity and swearing at Sid Justice...Justice hit the ring, and cleared the ring of all three wreslers, to a big pop...The next 5 minutes of the match saw Sid, just overpowering Macho King, by chucking him over the top ropes a few times. Finally, Savage got the upperhand after a trip from The Genius. He, Sherri, and Jannetty laughed, as Macho King retained the upper hand. King ran outside the ring and was about to strike Sid w/ the Ring Bell; but special guest referee, Eddie Vedder, stopped him, getting a big pop from the crowd...Macho King and Vedder wrestled until Vedder was 'accidently' knocked out by the Ring Bell (ahh the good ol' Ring Bell spot)...Sid Justice then suprised Macho King with a big boot! After that, he nailed him with his patented power bomb! But the referee was out!at This point WWF President Joel Gertner ran down the isle (remember, he's skinny during his young years), and assumed the position of the referee and counted the 3 for a big Sid Justice Victory!!!

The ring filled up with WWF Officials as they congratulated Sid Justice, as his music played over the PA system. The crowd broke into a huge 'Jusice' Chant! Sid Justice celebrated in the ring, as The Genius & Company helped Savage to the back...and then, it happened...

Overall: 76

Crowd: 94

Match: 67

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Final call; by the broadcast team of

Vince McMahon & Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan

Run-In

McMahon (Shouting)"And what a Wrestlemania this has been! In the ring...now celebrating! The One! The Only! Sid Justice!! He's celebrating with the officials that make it all happen! Vince Russo! WWF Greats, Gerald Brisco, Tony--

****Suddenly, the crowd all look towards the isleway...Hillbilly Jim runs down the isle with a giant pitchfork. He's wearing a shirt that reads One Angry Hillbilly, he is followed by...:eek:****

"WAIT JUST A MINUTE! Look who's running down the isle...it's Hillbilly Jim! And he's going right after Sid Justice!"

Heenan" He looks pretty mad! And look, he brought some friends!!"

McMahon" Oh my god! I don't believe it! There's a whole line of southerners coming down the isle!! My gosh! The are all in the ring, and they are jumping Sid!!"

Heenan"McMahon, look who's in the ring! Cowboy Bob Orton, Cowboy Hawk (Road Warrior Hawk), Paul Ellering, Dutch Mantell, and Colonel Rob Parker-formally from Smokey Mountain Wrestling! What the heck is going on?

****This 6 on one attack on Sid Justice continues, as the Officials have cleared the ring, and are watching, screaming from the outside. President Joel Gertner musters up some courage, and steps in the ring, ordering this mugging to stop.But he was beheaded with a Lariat from Cowboy Hawk.******

McMahon"He can't do that to the WWF President! Whats going on! These are all former WWF stars, who are now wrestling in the smaller promotions!! What...Ohhhhh....Wait a minute...Look at those three...I should've known! And who is that other man?"

*****Sid is a bloody mess. Hillbilly Jim's been beating him with his giant pitchfork, while the other 5 each do their outdated finishers on Justice...Gertner is being held and restrained by Cowboy Hawk's Manager, Paul Ellering...Coming down the isle, calmly laughing, is The Dream Team(Brutus Beefcake & Jean Paul Levesque), they are led by Terry H. Hogan, dressed up in a suit...leading the way side by side with Hogan, is a newcomer, wearing a suit and dark shades...it is Steve Blackman. Those four enter the ring, as the Angry Cowboys continue to beat down on Sid Justice. Hillbilly Jim leaves the melee, and stands in line with Hogan, Blackman, & The Dream Team...Hogan grabs the mic...and tries to talk over this hostile crowd...

" YA KNOW SOMETHING BROTHER! (crowd boos). I said YA KNOW SOMETHING, BROTHER! (crowd booes again...Officials are screaming for the Cowboys to let President Gertner free)

I've just about had it up to here with the WWF! I've had it up to here with you fans as well!! I've broke my back for two long, for this promotion dude! Russo!! Look at your Hero Now!! (Sid is a bloody mess)

This man right here! (Hogan is jumping all over the place...he is pissed) Hillbilly Jim! Once one of the strongest men EVER to grace the squared circle...what did he do in the last part of his career? Wrestle freakin' Midget Matches dude!!!! Thats not how you treat a legend! (Crowd booes again...a "Hogan Sux" chant has started)...Me? I suck? I carried this company to the top through the 80's and early 90s with the help of many of these stars in the ring, dude! And, after all of that; the WWF tells me 'I can't be WWF President'! After I wrestled teamed with Mr. T, I brought the WWF to new heights! And what happens 10 years later? I'm fired for having a f***ing ankle injury! This man right here; Brutus Beefcake! He carried Greg Valentine to almost a year of holding the WWF Tag Team Titles...and what did the WWF do? They decided that Brutus Beefcake should become 'A Barber!' Give me a break, dude.. Brutus Beefcake chimes in.

Beefcake" Well, I found a new use for these oversized scissors now!! Ha! Ha!" (He cracks Sid Jusice over the head with the Shear handles, twice. Then laughes.)

Hogan "So...now Russo, you make up these rules, of why I can't be WWF President!! Number one contender this! Blah Blah Blah! And you tricked me into retiring from the ring!! (Crowd cheers)

Well, brother, you did say I could never wrestle again; but you never said I couldn't Manage!!! So, dude...I found the most lethal, cruel, sadistic, coldest man I could find; and I've brought him here to the WWF; and he'll get the WWF Title...and then, I can become WWF President and theres nothing that you can do about it; Russo, Brisco, or any of you WWF Clowns!!"

***At this point, the Angry Cowboys hold up a bruised and battered Sid Justice...they hold him up...Blackman rips off his shirt..goes against the ropes, and nails Sid Justice with a Pump Kick. Justice sells it as though he's been shot in the chest. Blackman, returns to his stationary position, standing up beside the Dream Team.****

Thats right brother, we've got The Lethal Weapon, brother...we don't know alot about him, but he's been trained by the finest martial arts experts that this Government has! This is, Agent Steve Blackman!! (Crowd Ohhhs, and Ahhhs), as Sid Justice seems to be in extreme pain from his perfectly timed pump kick.

Brother! You can call this, The Past, Present, And Future of Professional Wrestling dude! And the Past, Present, and Future, of professional wrestling brings you, The Immortals!; The Dream Team-Brutus Beefcake & Jean Paul Levesque, Hillbilly Jim, and of course; Agent Steve Blackman!(Hogan points to, The Dream Team, Hillbilly Jim, and Agent Steve Blackam)

And these people right here, are going to be watching our back from this point in! Thats right brother, I'm talking about,The Angry Cowboys!

*Wrestlemania '94 goes off the air, with The Immortals posing in the ring, while the Angry Cowboys continues to pummel on Sid Justice....93%*

Agent Steve Blackman gained overness from this segment.

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Terry H. Hogan plans to lead his stable

of 'Immortals' into Power, of the WWF.

Show Quality

PPV Revenue: $4,400,000

PPV Buy Rate: 1.76

Ticket Revenue: $1,052,700

Card Quality: 77%

Best Match: Shawn Michaels vs. The Diamond Studd

Worst Match: Ric Flair vs. 'Mean' Mark Callous

"....And the Past, Present, and Future, of professional wrestling brings you, The Immortals.... "

-Terry 'Hulk' Hogan; March 27th, 1994 - Wrestlemania '94

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April 4th 1994 -Monday Night Raw -

Channel: USA Network

Venue: Manhattan Centre, New York

Attendance: 9004

Announcers: Sean Mooney & Brother Love

by

Dave Schmeltzer

Raw opens up with George 'The Animal' Steele, sitting alone in the back watching TV. He is watching old wrestling tapes of the 70's of when he used to be a heel; and 'crazy' rather than 'goofy'. He's starting to realise he's getting old...and if he wants to see success, he's going to have to change his image. Suddenly, he here's the Slicksters voice from the door.

Slick "That's right MAH BROTHAAA Animal STeele!!! Man oh man what a cWWazzzzzzyyyyy Mofo you USED, to be! Man, I used to love That 'Animal' Steele! "

George is suprised to see Slick..he just replies "Me?"

At that point, Captain Lou Albano comes in and yells; "George! Here's yoru Teddy Bear! Get away from Slick!"

George replies by lunging a chair straight at Captain Lou's head. He backs Lou into a corner, Lou is afraid for his life...Suddenly Kim Chee runs in, and 'tames' George The Animal Steel! Steele leaves the room, with his new trainer Kim Chee, and manager, Slick!58%

George the Animal Steele's turn was completed, and he is now a heel. George the Animal Steele gained overness from this turn. George the Animal Steele lost overness from this segment. Captain Lou Albano lost overness from this segment.

OPENING CREDITS

-Superstar Paul Bearer Motivates the Faces-

Paul Bearer is in the locker room with his man Sid Justice--who is heavily bandaged from the attack of the Immortals at Wrestlemania--, and President Joel Gertner...they are addressing the entire face division of the WWF. All faces are present accept for Bret Hart. Paul tells everyone that it's a very dark time right now, as Terry H. Hogan has brought a bunch of his friends in; The Immortals, and his 'backup' the Angry Cowboys. Suddenly, they are interrupted by Dr. Tom Pritchard...who was acquired by the WWF via there buy out of Smokey Mountain Wrestling...he gives Mark Callous a note...it read.

"I have brought the Undertaker here...and he's coming for your blood, first....signed, James E. Cornette"

Callous runs out...Paul continues his speech. Paul notes how not only are 'The Immortals' in the WWF, but all 3 major WWF titles are in the hands of villians. He tells everyone to band together...and they will be able to overcome this dark state that the WWF is in...He stresses that Sid Justice will lead the way, 'to salvation'. They give Superstar Paul a long applause...Superstar Paul is about to introduce President Joel Gertner, so that he may address the superstars, but they are interrupted by The Mountie, who comes crashing in the room through the door, onto the Floor...behind him is a very pissed off Bret Hart. 86%

-The Hitman takes his frustration out on the new WWF Champion-

Bret Hart burst into the 'meeting room' yelling, at the Mountie! Mountie was quite a bloody mess. He was pleading for Bret to stop, and was saved when Joel Gertner & Superstar Paul Bearer were forced to restrain Bret Hart who has gone mad. President Gertner said that, Bret will get a return match for the WWF title, later tonight...as long as he stopped the attack on the Mountie....88%

-President Gertner Gets Down To Business-

President Gertner announced to everyone the start of a WWF Tag Team Tournament to crown new "Smokey Mountain Wrestling Tag Team Champions"...It looks like their going to have two Tag Team Title belts. Gertner announced the teams who were entered into the Tournament thus far...;Strike Force

The Headshrinkers

Demolion (Demolition Nova & Demolition Crush)

The Moondogs (Rex & Spot)

The Perfect Team (Tully Blanchard & Mr. Perfect)

The Bushwakers

The Hart Foundation II (Copeland & Cage)

The Studds (Dutch Mantell & Robert Fuller-aka Col. Rob Parker)

Gertner added that the finals will take place at the brand new May Pay Per View; Massacre in May.

...Then Gertner brought up, Terry H. Hogan's new stable, The Immortals. Everyone got real quiet. Until, Hacksaw Jim Duggan started making noise;

Duggan " Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I mean..Hooooooooooeeeeeeee!!! Good ol' Hacksaw Jim Duggan's as ready as ever to take down those MORTALS!!! (Everyone cheers!)

Terry Hogan!! Bring your new man; Agent Steve Blackman to the ring tonight! Good ol' Hacksaw Jim Duggan will give Blackman, a big ol' Black Eye!!! Hooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Everyone cheers Hacksaw, and leaves the room, fired up....66%

Joel Gertner gained overness from this segment. Agent Steve Blackman gained overness from this segment.:)

ADVERTS

-The Bobby Heenan Show Will Return!!!-

Heavenly Bodies w/ Jim Cornette d. The Steiners

This match was basically a match for Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan stopping by the Announcers table to plug his new show. Heenan announced, that after a little over 7 years, of not being on the air, The Bobby Heenan show returns, on Saturday, April 11th, 1994 on USA! Heenan said that his first guest will be, new WWF President Joel Gertner! Its great to see James E. Cornette in the WWF.

Overall: 60

Crowd: 56

Match: 64

-The Angry Hillbilly starts the fire-

Bam Bam Bigelow d. Lex Luger

After Bam Bam won this squash, HillBilly Jim came running down the isle and used his giant pitchfork to make short work out of both, Bam Bam, and Lex Luger. Hillbilly Jim, then picked up Lex Luger and gave him the Torture Rack...showing off his 'enormous strength'. After tha, he did the 'guest ring announcing for the introduction of the Immortal's own, Agent Steve Blackman.

Overall: 66

Crowd: 67

Match: 64

Lex Luger was sluggish and didn't put much effort in.

Agent Steve Blackman d. Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Hillbilly Jim" Ya'll listen to me, and Ya'll listen good! (Crowd starts throwing debris at Hillbilly) Ya'll better get up on your feet! Everyone in the WWF should watch this next man wrassle! Ladies and gentleman, The Immortals give you, the man that is going to lead our manager, Terry H. Hogan to the WWF Presidency--I give you, straight out of the hands of the secrect service...the master of over 420 Martial Arts! Ladies and germs, Ya'll stand up, and put dose hands t'gether....for AGENT STEVE BLACKMAN!"

Blackman won the match in 20.3 seconds with a quick pump kick to Hacksaw's chest which knocked him out cold. He was, then carried out of a stretcher....

Overall: 53

Crowd: 54

Match: 51

Hacksaw Jim Duggan lost overness from this match. Agent Steve Blackman gained overness from this match.

-The Immortals Hold up the Show-

At this point, Steve Blackman continue to beat on Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

HillBilly Jim then grabs Tony Carculli, production man at ringside, and 'warns' him not to go into commercial break. Brisco and Russo run down the isle saying that they don't want any trouble, right now...as they'd like to just get on with the show. A Brief picture is shown on the Titan Tron of Joel Gertner, hiding underneath his desk. Suddenly, the crowd goes into an uproar...Terry Hogan is walking down the isle, and he's got The Dream Team with him....

Terry H. Hogan" (Laughing), the crowd is booing, and chanting Hogan sucks.) Brother, Brother, Brothers! Ha! Ha! Ya see! I told you dude! Never mess with the Hulkster! (small group of Hogan cult fans cheer...but the majority of the crowd is in an uproar)

I told you brother, that we were going to take the WWF by storm brother! All I wanted to do was become WWF President dude!

(Russo yells out...barely audible on TV, "Yea, so you can push all of your buddies to the top!")

But no! The WWF said they're going in another direction dude! Well brother, you're right, the WWF is going into another direction, and it's OUR DIRECTION!!!! That's right dude, we are going to take over the WWF one-by-one! And it starts out with those brand new belts that were brough here from Smokey Mountain Wrestling dude! Yea, that's right, I'm entering the Dream Team into the SMW Tag Team Title Tournament!!! And brother, once we've got those titles; we're going to gobble up those WWF Tag Team titles, too!(crowd ohhs and ahhs) " Brutus Beefcake chimes in.

Beefcake" Hehehe, and don't worry fans; I won't use any illegal weapons during our matches! Hehehehe! " Brutus caresses his giant Sheers. Sick. Just Sick.

***Gerald Brisco jumps in the ring...what courage.

" Hogan! Let me make one thing real clear to you! Ain't no chance in Hell that we're going to let That Barber and your little blue-blood friend, Jean Paul Levesque take ANY sanctioned titles in the WWF!!!

(he walks around Hogan....this is getting intense)

But...Hogan...as you know our next PPV, is named Collision of The Immortals....And I say OUR next PPV, becaues I'm not including any Has Beens (looks at Hogan, and Hillbilly, or any NEVER WAS'S (looks at Levesque, Beefcake & Blackman) . I propose, a little best of 5 night of fights. You pick 4 wrasslers from your group of 'Immortals', and I'll pick 4 wrasslers from the WWF...ONE NIGHT ONLY...If our team wins the series, You and your group of thugs get regulated to staff members...And by staff members I mean, custodians, Refs, Ring mechanics--ya know..what your good at. (Crowd Laughs...The Immortals are interested)...And if we loose, which we won't--THE WWF PRESIDENCY IS YOURS! Ohh, and Hogan...the Main Event? The Last match? The 5th match--should we need it...will be GERALD BRISCO VS. TERRY H. HOGAN. One Time Only; you are allowed to wrestle!!!"

Russo is shocked. Its been years since Gerald Brisco has hit the squared circle, teaming with Jack Brisco, to make the legendary Brisco Tag Team....The announcers are also in a state of shot, as a quick, sudden commercial break is taken. 93%

Brutus Beefcake gained overness from this segment. Jean Paul Levesque gained overness from this segment.

ADVERTS

-The SMW Heavyweight Champion crosses paths...with a snake-

'Dirty White Boy' Tony Anthony d. Jake Roberts

Well, its great that they brought in the SMW titles with thier purchase of Smokey Mountain...Tony Anthony...to establish himself as a face said that he was putting the SMW title on the line in his debut. After his victory...Jake Roberts shook his hand...then nailed him with the DDT. Crowd turned on Roberts instantly for his act of villany.

Overall: 72

Crowd: 74

Match: 70

Jake Roberts lost overness from this match. DWB Tony Anthony gained overness from this match. Jake Roberts's turn was completed, and he is now a heel. Jake Roberts gained overness from this turn. The SMW Heavyweight title has gained in image.

-President Gertner brings out I-C rematch Contract-

Gertner came out...scared for his life that the Immortals were still in the building...but he announced that because of The Million Dollar Man 'paying off' Mr. Perfect to soften up Lawler at Wrestlemania, he would be ordering a rematch between the two, to take place at May Massacre. Lawler came out first; to a deafening Lawler chant. Why isn't he feuding with the Mountie? I guess the WWF has other plans for the Mountie. Dibiase came out second, with his new I-C title. Virgil was holding the Million $ Title. How cute. After they signed the contract Jerry Lawler with swiftness snatched the Million $ Title from Virgil and ran. Dibiase, angered slapped Virgil...then the two started chasing Lawler...into the back...up the stairs....around the corner....down the escalalater....out the fire exit, and into a dark alley. By this time, Ted Dibiase and Virgil had already lost the King of the WWF. At that point...we heard Lawler's son, Brian Christopher yell, "Hey Ted! Virgil! Over here!."

Witht that 30 disgusting, grotesque homeless poor bums jumped and mugged Virgil and Dibiase!! When the carnage was done...they had stripped the Million Dollar Man, and Virgil of thier expensive suits! Dibiase and Virgil were forced to run around outside, using the I-C, and Million $ Belts, to cover up thier 'crown jewels'. (Crowd was laughing hysterically) 99% :eek:

ADVERTS

The Mountie d. Bret Hart -WWF Title

Great, long Brutal Match. As a distraction for the whole match, the Mountie 'requested that; "His Theme Song be Played WHILE WRESTLING". He insisted that he could make this request...since he IS the Newwww Champion. Crowd was into this one every bit of the way. After Mountie won the match, Ric Flair walked down the isle; led by JJ Dillon and the rest of the Horsemen. He walked up to the Mountie, and after about 2 minutes of a long stare down, yelled 'Woooooooooo!!!!!!!, right in the Mountie's face.....

Overall: 87

Crowd: 89

Match: 83

The Mountie gained overness from this match. The Mountie lost overness from this feud ending. Bret Hart lost overness from this feud ending. The WWF World title has gained in image.

Show Quality

Card Quality: 72

TV Rating: 7.26 (Wow Wrestling is big in THIS 94!)

The Competion

WCW Monday Night WAR 7.62

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WWF PHAT TV

April 7th, 1994 - Fox Sports

Announcers: Todd Pettengill & 'The Doctor Of Style' Slick

Before the show started, there was a 5 minute tribute Video, to WWF Booker (or as they say on TV-'Matchmaker';)), Gerald Brisco..with footage of him and his brother Jack Brisco, leading the legendary Brisco Brothers Team to victory over many great former WWF Stars.

PHAT TV opens up with hosts Todd Pettengill and Slick tied up on the floor...in thier spots...Terry H. Hogan & Hillbilly Jim! Hogan & Hillbilly open up the match, hyping up the PPV..Collision of the Immortals

Terry" Hello; Hulkamaniacs, it's the Immortal Terry Hogan here with HillBilly Jim, the strongest man in the WWF!

HillBilly" That sho' is right Hulkster! And Terry, with you as mah manager, I know that all is well...but I got something I wanna say. Ya'll know we got this PPV coming up, April 28th, just about 3 weeks April 26th, 1994, Collsion's of The Immortals! Best of 5! If we win; that WWF Presidency is all Yours! So allow this mean ol' Hillbilly to make the first challenge! I challenge YOU DIRTY WHITE BOY!! Thats right, I'm challenging the SMW Heavyweight champion to a match, and I want that dang title on the line!

Terry" Thats right brother! That big waist needs a title around it doesn't it Hillbilly?! (They both laugh, evilishly) Now, all that remains brother, is who else is going to wrestle dude! Here are our wrestlers that will wrestle at that PPV; HillBilly Jim vs. DWB Tony Anthony, The Dream Team vs. ?, Cowboy Mike Hegstrand (Formally Hawk) vs. ?, Robert Fuller vs. ?, Terry H. Hogan vs. Gerald Brisco,. WHICH OF YOU WWF GOOBERS ARE GOING TO STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND FACE THE IMMORTALS, and the Angry Cowboys!? And , Brother, tonight!!! THE DREAM TEAM MAKES THIER DEBUT, against ANY WWF TEAM!!!!" They leave, as the opening credits start, as Slick & Pettengill are untied by officials...86

Hillbilly Jim gained overness from this segment.

OPENING CREDITS

Johnny Smith w/ Superstar Paul Bearer d. Sgt. Slaugther

Overall: 67

Crowd: 60

Match: 75

Sgt. Slaughter lost overness from this match. Johnny Smith gained overness from this match.

The Mountie is walking around, leading the Canadian Foundation around. Boy...they are all taking turns singing to the Mountie, his song...Until they bump into Rick Flair and the rest of the Horsemen. Big pop for Ric Flair...Flair and the Mountie stared each other down, as the rest of the Foundation were shock from the presence of 'The Nature Boy'...After a 2 minute stare down, Mountie yells 'Woooo!!!'; laughs, and continues to sing, leading the rest of the Foundation back to thier locker room...Perfect tells Flair, that he has 'The Perfect Plan...' 84%

ADVERTS--**A highlight is shown of Mark Callous running out of the Press conferance room, as he read a note from James E. Cornette, stating that HE was bringing the Undertaker to the WWF......**

Steve Blackman w/ Terry H. Hogan d. Brian Lee

Steve Blackman nailed Brian Lee with the chest pump kick in 21.3 seconds. After the match Brian Lee was experiencing wierd ass spasms. It was like...he was....DEAD. Medics raced to the ring, as the announcers made it very clear that we would not be seeing Brian Lee ever again. Looks like thier getting Lee ready for his 'Undertaker' Role.

Overall: 60

Crowd: 47

Match: 73

Brian Lee lost overness from this match. Agent Steve Blackman gained overness from this match.

ADVERTS

Gene Okerland was backstage with Jake The Snake Roberts. Gene, first annoucned that he will be co-hosting the Bobby Heenan show, this Saturday, with Bobby, and that he has had some great moments from the 1987 show...which was ALSO on USA. Jake Roberts talked about loosing the SMW Championship match to Tony Anthony. He then noted how Tony Anthony was challenged for that belt by Hillbilly Jim, and how he would 'hate for anything to happen to Tony, before the PPV'. Very eerie. 76%

The Million Dollar Man d. Cowboy Mike Hegstrand - IC CHAMPION

Dibiase beat Hegstrand with the Million Dollar Dream in 7:33 of a short brawled filled match. The Crowd was into it though, as Hegstrand is part of the Angry Cowboys and Ted has acquired monster heel heat since his feud with Lawler...After the match, Bret Hart ran down the isle to a huge pop...and started beating on Paul Ellering, Hegstrands manager...he than grabbed the mic;

Hey, Hawk! Whats the matter? You're not doing any more Road Warroiring? What happened? Since your boy Animal retired, you're trying to be a singles star? Well; I noticed that you don't have an opponent at 'Collision of the Immortals!'...Well now you do! Lets see what your made of--OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A RUSH!!!! (crowd is laughing and popping for Bret Big.)

Overall: 81

Crowd: 88

Match: 65

Professor Jannetty w/ The Genius DDQ Shawn Michaels

This match was cut short...when Diamond Studd appeared on the Titan Tron...he was with Sensational Sherri...and the Macho King...King was busy throwing darts at pictures of Sid Jusitce...She was crying...

Sensational Sherri"....Shawn....Shawn.....Remember, that night in the Hotel Room.....(Shawn gives a confused look)....

Shawn...I'M PREGNANT!! With Your child!!!

Shawn stares at the Titan Tron blankly, as Diamond Studd points at Shawn, and starts laughing. The announcers dont' buy into it...they insist that this is just the work of Diamond Studd....who is bitter after loosing at Wrestlemania to Michaels.....

Overall: 80

Crowd: 83

Match: 76

ADVERTS

PHAT d. The Studds (Rob Fuller & Dutch Mantell)

I hope they hired most of those Cowboys for the sole purpose of getting talent over...besides being the 'bodyguards' of the Immortals. Because i really don't want want to see Fuller & Mantell reform that Studd Stable. Though, they weren't given a fair chance in this match, as the crowd was stilling buzzing from the whole Proffessor Jannetty-Michaels-Sherr-Diamond Studd segment.

Overall: 51

Crowd: 46

Match: 57

This match suffered because the crowd were still pumped up from the last one, and so this bout was seen as something of a let-down to them.

George 'The Animal' Steele d. Giant Gonzales

Well, here ya got Giant Gonzales, who just can't wrestle, or move. Then you have the old George Steele. But despite that, Steele was doing his act from the 70's as a full fledged heel. Kim Chee & Slick distracted the ref while George Pounded Giant Gonzales with anything he found underneath the ring. He did his patented turnbuckle spot, through Gonzales into the exposed rale, and SOMEHOW, got Gonzales in the arm hammerlock drop. Crowd was responding. Oh..and it looks like Superstar Paul Bearer has dumped the giant immobile dope.

Overall: 55

Crowd: 72

Match: 18

ADVERTS

The Dream Team (Paul Levesque & Brutus Beefcake) d. Sid Justice & Jerry Lawler

Giant Gonzalez basically no-sold everything, which ruined the match.

Dream team stood in the ring with Terry H. Hogan, as he called out ANY tag team to face the 'greatest Tag Team in the History of the WWF'. The two big faces in the company, Jerry Lawler & Sid Justice came out. Justice spent most of the match being the Superman, no-selling all of Beefcakes strikes...The end of the match saw Terry Hogan distract the ref...Sid Justice ran over to Hogan, but Hogan ran away...while all of this was going on, Brutus Beefcake was thrown his giant Sheers by Levesque, and used them on Lawler, for the 1..2..3! Good reaction, especially since this match had a virtual unknown (Levesque-over=18), in the Main Event...PHAT TV went off the air with the Dream Team posing in the ring.

Jean Paul Levesque gained overness from this match. Sid Justice basically no-sold everything, which ruined the match.

Card Quality: 65

TV Ratings: 7.61 :eek:

EDIT*Bobby Heenan show up next. My try at translating that goofy show that Vince gave to Heenan during the late 80s...(which actually happened...and how great...it was on USA..just like my new show...)

also a great oppurtunity to get talent over via Interviews (It was prodimately a talk show), and via SQUASH matches....

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April 10th, 1994 - WWF Public Meeting - Public Image 82% - $3245123

We were going great. The industry was at an all time strong level....probably because of the mainstream coverage we got w/ Pearl Jam at Wrestlemania...but besides that, there were a few other things I wanted to address. First off, now that we have a successfully restructered the Upper Card to our liking it was time that we sat down, took a breather to look at our developing roster as a whole, in addition to whats going on around the Wrestling World. I think where doing a good job of keeping the gimmick attraction, but also stressing importants on the belts & wrestling...and of course, the WWF Presidency. Before we go any further, I also hired Eddie Gilbert's brother, Doug. They both were very clear that they didn't want to be 'The Gilbert Brothers' which I totally understand...so I agreed to let Doug Gilbert use his "Dark Patriot" masked Gimmick, and let him continue his GWF feud with the Patriot, later on...when he's over enough. For now, we'll pair him with (also, then-GWF Manager for the Dark Patriot), Bruce Pritchard. It's time that we improved our midcard. I promised to him that I would help GWF get off the ground and defeat ECW, by making some nice donations to the company, so that they can sign some nice free agents. But thats to be discussed in our one on one meeting. I invited the entire Promotion to this meeting...as this was the meeting that would set the groundwork for the WWF-1994 and beyond, and finally overtake WCW in their ratings war. Man, them signing the Ultimate Warrior was huge....Anyway...our booking staff was waiting to make their presentations...lets start off with our Production Man, Tony Carlucci..to get him out of they way...Tony?

Tony Carlucci -Production - TV Shows

Monday Night Raw - USA Monday'

Announcers: Sean Mooney & Bruce Pritchard

Highest Rating: 7.30

Last Rating: 7.26

9 Weeks of Contract Left

WWF P.H.A.T TV - Fox Thursday

Announcers: Todd Pettengill & Slick The Doctor of Style

Highest Rating: 7.61:eek:

Last Rating: 7.61 :)

*Note: April 22nd PHAT TV - Features the 16 Team SMW Tag Team Championship Tournament Start..up until the Finals. Final Match at the PPV that weekend; Collision of the Immortals.

98 Weeks of Contract Left

The Bobby Heenan Show -

Host: Bobby The Brain Heenan

Co-Host: Lord Alfred Hayes

102 Weeks of Contract Left

Notes: Alfred kept complaining that he wasn't being used, and that he was a big part of WWF History. Yea. He should be history...But you gotta keep that little bit of 'Old School'.

Gerald Brisco - Road Agent/Booker - Worker Notes

I asked Brisco to divide everyone into thier stables/managers...the main guys...the A block, then, list 'everyone else'...as we wanted to stress the continued significance of managers, who are great tools to add flavour to storylines and get Wrestlers over. Overs in (). M=Main Event, U=Upper Card, Mi=Midcard, l=Lower Midcard O=Opener. So Sid Justice would be (m,90). *'s are Top Prospects.

Faces - A Block

'The Superstars' (Blame Vince..he loves that name)

Manager; Superstar Paul Bearer(89)

Sid Justice(m,90), Giant Gonzales(mi,77), Johhny Smith*(o,61), Bob Backlund & Mike Rotunda - The Real Americans(m,m, 62 & 59)

'The Hart Foundation'

Bret Hart(u,88), British Bulldog(u,85), Jim Neidhart & Owen Hart - The New Foundation(mi,l,78,69), Dynamite Kid(l,70)

Downtown Bruno (67)- Formally Harvey Wipplemann

He complained that his Harvey Character was 'too goofy', and wanted to go back to what he used to do with Memphis. I checked with Jerry Jarrett. They don't have that name copyrighted.

Tatanka (u,87), Yokozuna (mi,83), Giant Gonzales(m,77) Lex Luger (mi, 66:lol:) ...Russo ensured that how this odd combination gets together will be made VERY clear on RAW.

Other

King Jerry Lawler (m, 98:eek:), Shawn Michaels (m,92)

Tweeners - A Block

'The Immortals'

Manager; The Immortal Terry 'Hulk' Hogan (100)

Brutus Beefcake & Jean Paul Levesque - The Dream Team (m,m,80,23), Agent Steve Blackman*(l,48), Hillbilly Jim(m,63)

'The Four Horsemen'

Manager; JJ Dillon (91:eek:, started at 80!)

Ric Flair(m,96:eek: ), Tully Blanchard & Mr. Perfect - The New Brainbusters(mi,u,69,88), Steve Corino (mi,74)

'The Angry Cowboys'

Manager; Cowboy Paul Ellering(70)

Cowboy Mike Hegstrand [Formally Hawk...now where's a cowboy getup, and caries and bullwhip to the ring:)](u,80), Tommy Rich(o,46), Robert Fuller [aka Col. Rob Parker or Tennesee Lee for those who missed the great oppurtunity to see him wrestle..seriously - you'd be suprised](mi,61), Cowboy Bob Orton(o,48) Dutch Mantell(o,45) [someone here will team...just not sure who, not Hegstrand though, every since Animal Retired, he wants to have a go at the singles life]

Heels - A Block

'The Canadian Foundation'

Manager; 'The Mouth of The South' Jimmy Hart (75)

The Mountie (u,86:angry: ), Adam Copeland & Christian Cage (o,o,41,41), Carl The Quebecer [stolen, was #1 Star in GWF](l,51), Test Martin (o,18), Road Agent Pat Patterson

'The Million Dollar Alliance' [This Alliance was 'formed' over the last few months as you could see from the shows...but I figure with Ted Dibiase the #1 fucking heel, we might's well make it official)

Managers; 'Sensational Sherri(65) & The Genius 'Lanny Poffo'(52)

The Million Dollar Man(u,97:eek: ), Macho King(m,96),The Diamond Studd (u,90), Proffessor Marty Janetty (m,81) Virgil(l,62)

'P.H.A.T.'

Managers; Slick(72) & Trainer Kim Chee(40)

This will short lived via at TV angle that will take place, separating Slick & Kim Chee from PHAT, turning PHAT face. Slick will go on the Manager the New Team of...Well...just wait...get ready for the promos :)]

Akeem & The Big Bossman - PHAT(m,m,66,73), PHAT Meanie(l,43), Grand Masta Earthquake(71), Rob Van Dam*(the nameless 25 year old, in dreads-o,51), Goerge Steele(m,76), Kamala (m,63)

Notes:It looks like The A Block of Villians outnumber the Heroes, but do factor that, their is ONE extra stable in the HEELS, the Tweeners, and another "Phact" that most of PHAT are midcarders.

The Rest

MidCarders

Hotstuff Eddie Gilbert 76

Jake The Snake Roberts 81

Jerry Sags 70

Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka 75

Sgt. Slaughter 72

Rick Steiner 63

Scott Steier 62

TugBoat 67

Hacksaw Jim Duggan 73

The Executioner (Roddy Rowdy Piper Under a Mask) 77

Lower Midcarders

Beau Beverly 57 w/ The Genius 52

Black Tiger (Eddie Guerrero) 57

Blake Beverly 51

Butch 65

Dr. Tom Pritchard 54 w/ Jim Cornette 80

Stan Lane

Dirty White Boy Tony Anthony 69

Fatu 60 w/ Afa 55

Samu 57

Rick Martel 69

Tito Santana 71

Ricky Morton 63

Robert Gibson 63

Skinner 54 (7 Months Injury)

The Dark Patriot 70 w/ Bruce Pritchard (Formally Brother Love) 70

Openers

Hiroyoshi Tenzan* 60

Satoshi Kojima* 50

Hayabusa 40 --Inury

John Hawk 40

Lash Leroux* 42

New Jack 45

The Taylor Made Man 53 w/ Alexandria York 70 I figure since we have him...and he's OK...might as well use him to some extent. I thank JJ Dillon for pulling some strings with his 'friends' at WCW to allow us to use a name they created)

Repo Man*Going to use him for an upcoming midcard angle 53

Moondog Rex 38 w/ Jim Cornette

Moondog Spot 38

Stevie Richards 48

Berzerker 40

The Roadie 47

Rockabilly 43

Other

Captain Lou 73...since he got dumped by Steele..will now manager...The Bushwackers.

President Joel Gertner 44 Making his Major League debut in this role

Mr. Fuji 63

Wow! What a roster! Do keep in mind that alot of the 'excess baggage is to help get pushed talent over...Doug Gilbert aka The Dark Patriot told me that he wanted to do the C.A.R.T.E.L angle, that he and his brother once did in the GWF. I said go crazy...we need to spice up our midcarders and move foward.

Pat Patterson - VWF Booker - VWF Workers - Development Territory

I wish I can fired all of these people...But good ol' Pat really wanted to 'run' his own promotion. So, I say...fine. It can't hurt. Oh well...just wait until thier contract runs out. ::evil laugh::

Barry Hardy

Brooklyn Brawler

Damien Demento

Demolition Crush

Demolition Nova

Doink The Clown (Bringing up next month for Cartel angle)

Jack Tunney :lol:

Jim Powers

John Hawk

Johnnathon Tower (Glen Ruth)

Koko B. Ware

Papa Shango (Cartel)

Scott Taylor

Paul Roma* [Just...because :)]

PJ Walker

Kamakazi Kid

Note: BTW, in Building our midcard our 'card quality' may not be as high as it's always been...but thats the price you have to pay when building talent...just a note...hey...its our Meeting! I can babble all I want! 60 year old writer Ted Stanely calmy asks me to sit back down. ::sorry::

Katy-Jayne Myers -New Writer - Feuds (Russo was complaining he needed more people on his writing staff. Katey is 23, and has a talent of 90. God bless computer generated staffers).

The Mountie-Ric Flair 86

Jerry Lawler-The Million Dollar Man 90

Shawn Michaels-Diamond Studd 95

Cowboy Mike Hegstrand-Bret Hart 75

The Dream Team-The Real Americans 60 (Starting heat)

DWB Tony Anthony-Jake Roberts 76 :) (Starting Heat)

New Jack vs. The Dark Patriot 28 (Starting heat)

Champions

--The Mountie WWF Champion Value 86 (Up from a dismal 83..getting there..good job Jacques...keep singing)

--The Million Dollar Man I-C Champion Value 86

--PHAT WWF Tag Team Champions Value 67 (Holders since November 1993)

--DWB Tony Anthony Smokey Mountain Wrestling Heavyweight 67

Other Belts

--SMW Tag Team -Vacant

--WWF King 55 Jerry Lawler

--Million $ Belt 43 Million Dollar Man

--Good Citizen's Trophy 44 Ray Rougeau

Top 5 Heroes

1. Jerry Lawler

2. Shawn Michaels

3. Sid Justice

4. Superstar Paul Bearer (Manager)

5. Bret Hart

Top 5 Villians

1. Terry H. Hogan (Manager)

2. The Million Dollar Man

3. The Macho kIng

4. JJ Dillon (Manager)

5. The Diamond Studd

Well..3 out of the top 5 are from the Million Dollar Alliance...which is fine...while the other two are managers of the other Heel groups..which is perfect. If Flair was a face or heel he would be number 2 on either list. But he is convienently a tweener.

Shane McMahon - Booker/Referee - The Competition

It's no secret in the Wrestling World that we are secretly giving the GWF grants, as we want them to beat ECW in the regional race for popularity. The Global Wrestling Federation & The World Wrestling Federation - PARTNERS IN 94.

Eastern Championship Wrestling

Risk: 90% PI 79% Regional

Top 5

1. Terry Funk

2. Paul Heyman

3. Don Muraco

4. Johnny Grunge

5. Rocco Rock

Global Wrestling Federation

Risk: 80% PI 75% Regional

Top 5

1. Tank Abbot

2. Iceman Ice Persons

3. Don Muraco

4. Rod Price

5. Fake Razor Ramon

United States Wrestling Association

Risk: 60% PI 15% Cult

Top 5

1. Jeff Jarret

2. Brian Christopher

3. The Fabulous Moolah

4. Terry Gordy

5. Stan Hansen

World Championship Wrestling

Risk: 35% PI 92% Global

Top 5

1. Sting

2. Big Van Vader

3. Rick Rude

4. Ron Simmons

5. The Ullllllltimate WArrior:)

Piledriver Wrestling (Bruce Hart)

Risk: 10% PI 40% Small

Top 5

1. Little Guido

2. Robby Rage

3. Jerry Flynn

4. Chad Fortune

5. The Colorado Kid

There it is...WWF '94, all...mapped out...Other shows up soon...Feedback on the state of our company....what we should do with who, who we should fire, other stuff, anything...is always appreciated.

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I enjoyed the past few shows, Wrestlemania was great and I was surprised at Blackman getting such a big role. Agent Steve Blackman seems like a cool gimmick for him. The stuff with Callous/Cornette/Undertaker seems good and Lee as Undertaker is interesting since he did play the fake Undertaker. Looking forward to the next string of updates

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April 9th, 1994 (Taped, before the Staff Meeting)

Hosts: Bobby The Brain Heenan & Lord Alfred Hayes

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and Lord Alfred Hayes are introduced by the returning "Oinkettes", the fat divas of the "Bobby Heenan Show"

Heenan"Hello Humanoids and welcome to the long awaited return of the Bobby Heenan Show! The greatest show since porno itself! I'm your host with Lord Alfred Hayes. Hey Hayes, I told you that family weren't allowed in the building! (He points to the oinkettes)

Hayes" Oh stop it, Brain, Lets talk about the show"

Heenan" I am talking about the show. It's just a little to much show coming from the female Hayes. I'm talking about the big show if you know what I mean!"

Hayes"Please, Brain, our esteemed President is waiting."

Heenan" oh yea..blah blah. Bring him out ladies. He's the current President of the WWF, Humanoids, here is President Joel Gertner!" (Gertner walks out)

Gertner "Wellll....Welll...Welll....If it isn't---

Heenan "If it isn't chubby little fat Albert himself! How old are you kid? Tell us a little about yourself!

Gertner "Well, I used to be a ring announcer in a small promotion called Eastern Champ--

Heenan" Ya Ya Ya, lemme tell ya kid, I like ya already...You are easily my second favourite WWF Personality!

Gertner"Oh..wow..Thank you Brain! I have always enjoyed your work as a kid!...Who's your first favourite WWF Personality?

Heenan "The rest are all tied for first....Now let me warn you Mr. Gertner...if you get out of hand, if your mouth gets a little to relaxed I'm going to have to send you to my own personal dentist...and you don't want that....there he is."

A newcomer identified as Dr. Isaac Yankem DDS is in the side room, 'taking care of a patient..the patient is screaming'...Suddenly, there is a knock at the door.

Heenan" Hey, Hayes..could you be a tool and get that?"

Hayes walks over to the door..it's THE IMMORTALS!!! Terry H. Hogan walks out with The Dream Team, Hillbilly Jim, and Agent Steve Blackman! Gertner tries to run away and hide underneath Bobby Heenan's desk.

Heenan "Hey Hey! Don't ask don't tell, buddy! Get from underneath my desk

HillBilly Looks like our WWF President is a lil fairy 'boy! We can't be having that, partner!

Agent Blackman goes over and ties Gertner up to Alferd Hayes on the floor. Brutus Beefcake starts to casually cut Alfred's Hair, as he sings 'I'm not the Mountie! I'm Handsome....I'm brave....' The rest of the Immortals make thier selves at home, sitting in the guest seats.

Hogan" We don't want any trouble dude! We just wanted to drop by, brother, and chat with some of the WWF Superstars that are going to be on the show tonight dude!

Heenan (a bit relieved) " Ok ok...thats fine...Tonight on the show, joining us here in studio will be, Yokozuna, and Ric Flair (They all start laughing) But up first, lets check out a match..these matches took place in WWF house shows all accross the country, so enjoy Humanoids. Up first it's chico and paco against the Hart Foundation II 89%

The Immortals have TAKEN OVER the Bobby Heenan show

Joel Gertner gained overness from this segment.

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Strike Force d. Hart Foundation II

Squash Match from somewhere in Detriot....

Overall 63

Crowd: 54

Match: 72

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ADVERTS

--

Heenan " You know Hogan...I was wrong about you all these years! It's about time that you take a stand! It's about time that you take a stand against those big shots like Russo, Brisco who thinks thier so tough! But the big PPV is coming up, and it's 5 of you, against 5 of them..in a best of 5 series...winner gets control of the WWF Presidency

HOgan" That's right dude! Ya see First things first dude! First, at the PPV we get that Smokey Mountain Wrestling Championship off of the Dirty White Slob, Tony Anthony!! (They all laugh) And the man that's going to do it is..pound for pound..the biggest, strongest, baddest Hillbilly in all the WWF! Hillbilly Jim!

Hillbilly Jim is too busy taunting Joel Gertner & Lord Alfred Hayes with a pile of pigs he brought with him. ugh They cut to commercial Break. 97%

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ADVERTS

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Hogan (Hogan is still talking..apparently he didn't even know that the show went to a commercial break... "...And brother, then we take the SMW TAg Team Titles! Because I know, dude, that My team the Dream Team will easily kick the butts of any of those other teams! I mean, c'mon? The Rock and Roll Express? Strike Force? The Steiner Brothers? No one compares to the Dream Team dude!

Levesque and Beeface are too busy a few feet away still cutting Lord Alferd's hair. They gave him a mohawk. 94%

Brutus Beefcake gained overness from this segment.

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Kamala d. The Sandman

Bobby Heenan made a comment about Kamala 'wearing a dress', during this match. He then said that the dress should be used as a hat to cover up Alfred Haye's ugly haircut.

Overall 60

Match: 59

Crowd: 62

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ADVERTS

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Paul Levesque leaves to use the Bathroom. In the corridor, he meets up with Yokozuna...he accidently bumps shoulder's with him...knocking Levesque down...Levesque starts a fit

LevesqueGood Lord man! Did you just see what you did to me! You attacked me! You attacked me with your right tit! (Late night TV) You attacked me with your tit! How dare you!! (Yoko has no idea what Triple H...err Jean Paul Levesque is saying.) You bloody fat arse! No one hits this body with thier bloody tit!! That's it!! You find a partner...tommorow night on RAW....you'll battle us! The Dream Team! And we'll show you...YOU fat tit striking freak!70%

Jean Paul Levesque gained overness from this segment.

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We go back to the Brain..they hear Levesque's tirade. Hogan sends Brutus Beefake out to see what his partner is going on about.

Heenan "So Hogan, I know these Humanoids don't deserve it, but tell us more about Agent Steve Blackman! His first to matches in the WWF have a total time of under a minute!"

Hogan "I'll just let this little video do the talking dude!

Hogan is narrating a rather long peace that talks about Agent Steve Blackman's past. According to Hogan, Blackman once was a high ranking official for Thai Secret Service. And..as an officer of that Government, he had to learn over 40 different Martial Arts..they say he has mastered it..shown by his perfect execution of the pump kick, that sent Brian Lee out of the WWF. Crazy. 98%

Agent Steve Blackman gained overness from this segment.

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They take us back to where Yokozuna is STILL being berated by Levesque...Bob Backlund, who was upstairs taping a promo for the Real Americans comes to Yoko's defense...

Backlund "Excuse me son. How old are you?

Levesque " I'm 24, whats it to you?

Backlund "Well son..what your doing to Yokozuna isn't very nice. Now I see that you've been haning with the wrong crowd. And----

Levesque interrupts the 42 year old veteran with a spit shot, that lands right in between his eyes. He simply then, walks off. Laughing at Backlund, who is trying to get the saliva off of his face. 64%

Jean Paul Levesque gained overness from this segment.

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Rock N Roll Express d. Moondogs w/ Jim Cornette

Overall: 46

Crowd: 49

Match: 42

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ADVERTS

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They take us to the corrider where Brutus Beefcake is still trying to find Levesque...however, he bumps into Ric Flair, who is alone, as he was making his way down to the Heenan Show Studio

Beefcake "Well, Well, Well...if ain't Ric 'Nature Boy' Flair...Woo?"

Flair "I don't know what you and the rest of Hogan's little pals are up to, I want no part of it. Now get out of my face."

Beefcake (Uneffected) "Ohhh is that the case...well how bout I give you a little, trim up, on that nice beautifal hair of yours....

Beefcake tries to touch Flairs Hair, Flair pushes Beefcake, causing a shoving match to occur...Katy-Jayne, a new WWF Official sees this and starts screaming for help. At this point Sirens from the distance are heard. It's...It's...WWF Champion, The Mountie & his buddy Carl The Quebecer. The are zooming to the scene of the fight speeding down the hallway on thier little motor pads.

The Mountie " It's Ok! It's Ok! The Law is here! It's fine!

The both stop fighting...until the Mountie cheap shots Ric Flair...and the two go into a two on one attack on The Nature Boy..finally..officials break it up before any real damage is done..Flair is livid, and starts screaming...

Flair "You mess with the Nature Boy? Beefcake!!!? Thats it! Tommorow night on RAW! Yokozuna has a partner!! The Biggest man in the company! Teams with (Flair does a dance) The biggest man in the world! Wooo!!! The Nature Boy!! Yokozuna & Flair against--Woooo!--The Dream Team!! And I want it in my kind of match! Horsemen style!! (He Starts Strutting again) So scum like the Mountie can't interfere!! A Wargames match! Wooo!! That's right a CAGE!! Wooo!!! And Mountie!!! Mountie!! I want you!!! April 27th!! Collision of The Immortals!! For the WWF Title!!! Woooo!!!!"

78%

Ric Flair lost overness from this segment.

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ADVERTS

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DWB Tony Anthony d. Sgt. Slaughter - SMW World Heavyweight Title

By this time, everyone has heard of the ambush attack involving Beefcake, Flair, & The Mountie...and the entire building including the rest of the Immortals are up on the 7th floor--where the attack took place. Bobby Heenan is the only one left, still in the studio along with President Joel Gertner and Lord Alfred Hayes still tied up. Heenan ends this show, as he always had--ignoring the guests--in this case, Hayes & Gertner who are screaming for him to untie them both. In the 'feature' match, DWB and Slaugter wrestled a solid match, where Anthony ended it with his finisher. Jake the Snake was watching Anthony from the isleway...but nothing happened.

Overall 64

Crowd: 66

Match: 62

Show Quality: 73

TV Rating: 7.64

--RAW PREVIEW!--April 11th--Return to the Manhattan Centre!

War Games Match

--WWF Title Match-The Mountie faces the winner of a 20 Man Battle Royal..in the same night!

--The Dream Team vs. Ric Flair & Yokozuna -CAGE!

--Cowboy Mike Hegstrand vs. The Diamond Studd!

--Tatanka vs. Professor Marty Jannetty!

--Round 1 SMW Tag Team Tournament Matches--

*Slicks Mystery Team vs. The Bushwackers!

*The Heavenly Boddies vs. Rock N Roll Express!

*Strike Force vs. Headshrinkers!

*And Jim Cornette speaks out about his claim to the Reeealll Undertaker to the WWF!!!

Plus The Debut of...The Dark Patriot!!!!!!

Raw update up tommrow. Feeback is welcome.

EDIT**Fixed GWF Top 5 in Staff Meeting Update.

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April 11th, 1994 -Monday Night Raw -

Channel: USA Network

Venue: Manhattan Centre, New York

Attendance: 9100

Announcers: Sean Mooney & Bruce Pritchard

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Dave Schmeltzer

The backstage morale was great. Michaels is still a little pissed about the last year of halting his push, Yoko's always pissed but its Ok because he knows his days in the WWF are numbered...And Lex has been in a bad Mood since he's become a midcarder. I welcomed Katy-Jayne [Meyers] our newest addition to the Writing Team..she expressed interest about appearing on Camera..so we'll take care of that tonight..Doug Gilbert was in his Dark Patriot get-up, but Luke showed up late....Looks like there's a firing in Luke's future. Flair's in that WAR GAMES match tonight with a bunch of midcarders (Well, Beefcake is an Uppercarder since he's Hogan's friend), and even a lower-carder with newcomer Jean Paul Levesque--but it's alright, his rivalry with the Mountie reached an all time peak, with the ambush that occured on the Bobby Heenan show...and plus Flair is in the top 3 of most over wrestlers in the Company. The fans are really digging The Fore Horsemen '94 style.

Before Raw goes on the air, the 'villians' [as the Old Skool thinking Hogan likes to refer to himself and heels are] of the three major heel groups are conversing--The Million Dollar Alliance, The Angry Cowboys, and The Immortals.(check 'STaff Meeting incase you forget whose in the stables :), it's there for your convenience)

Terry H. Hogan:"Tonight on RAW, we need to make an impact. WWF President Joel Gertner's made a ruling that none of us are allowed to enter the 20 man Battle Royal, because of the 'Terror' that we have brought to the WWF! I say we make an impact tonight, brothers.

Million Dollar Man:"We'll be glad to help.

Robert Fuller:"Count us in.

Jean Paul Levesque:"Hogan, I have someone in mind that I want to teach a lesson. Bob Backlund. Can you believe that geek accused me of hanging out with the WRONG crowd? I'll show him the WRONG crowd alright.

Terry H. Hogan:"Ok brothers. Lets split up into three groups. I'll be watching...

--The Million Dollar Alliance, Angry Cowboys, and The Dream Team split up going thier seperate ways, looking for 'victims'...Hillbilly Jim & Agent Blackman stayed, guarding the locker room, while Terry H. Hogan, led The Dream Team on their search...--

-OPENING CREDITS-

Raw opens up with the wrestlers coming out for the 20 man Battle Royal..The announcers stated that the winner would get a title shot against the Mountie later on tonight. During the intros, Pritchard kept harping on about Jim Cornette bringing the Reeaaal Undertaker to the WWF.

-Robert Fuller leads the Angry Cowboys' attack-

We see The Angry Cowboys snooping around the back, as wrestlers are getting ready for the Battle Royal. From a distance, they catch Tatanka going over some points with Downtown Bruno, formally Harvey Wipplemann. Fuller interrupts the meeting.

Fuller:"Man O' Man, One gets rid of his circus gimmick and the other goes back to being a circus act. (Cowboy Mike Hegstrand whips his bullwhip in the background)

Tatanka:"This isn't an 'act'. This is who I really am...'Partner' (Crowd Laughs)

Robert Fuller:"Oh. Ok Indian boy. Ya' know, 'partner', Cowboys don't get along with Indians much. And I don't like you very much. Lets say we have ourselves a little 'Cowboy and Indian' match at Collision of the Immortals! That'll be the fifth match, in the WWF vs. Immortals feud!

Tatanka:"Your on. Who do you think you are? Colonel Rob Parker? Or no lemme guess, your a country singer, like Tennessee Lee? Or even better--

Before he can finish Cowboy Bob Orton yells "That's enough! And strikes Tatanka with his whip, from his blindsided right. Dowtown Bruno is taken down by Dutch Mantell...They then all take turns whipping Tatanka with their whips, while Bruno is forced to watch. Cowboy Mike Hegstrand got about 6 shots in. Fuller got the most, with 13. Ouch. 68%Tatanka lost overness from this segment.

-The Million Dollar Alliance sets a Trap for Sid Justice-

Big Pop for Sid Justice & Superstar Paul Bearer as they are shown on the Titan Tron walking to the ring for the Battle Royal. All of a sudden 'new official' Katy Jayne comes running; hysterically, into Sid Justice's arms..

Katy"OH MY GOD! Sid! Paul! You've got to help! Russo is hurt--

Sid:"Calm down lady. Whats going on? Whats wrong?"

Katy:"Well...Oh My!! Just follow me!

Katy Jane lead Sid down the corrider into a really dark room. Suddenly the Door closes, leading to total darkness. All of a sudden we hear The Million Dollar Man's evil laugh. The light is turn on by...the Genius. Suddenly Macho King lands an elbow off of a crate onto Sid. At this point, Sid is attacked by the entire Million Dollar Alliance! It was a trap!! The Diamond Studd gave Sid a Razor's Edge onto the hard concrete floor, for closure. In the background, while King & Studd went on the attack, we see Dibiase paying off Katy-Jayne. It looks like Sid will not be in the Battle Royal. 95

-The Dream Team start a Real American Nightmare

Bob Backlund and Mike Rotunda, The Real Americans were getting ready for the Battle Royal, walking towards the ring. Mooney commented on Backlund being a former WWF Champion, and Mike Rotunda, with his 'exceptional amateur wrestling talent', being a worthy contender for the WWF Gold. Suddenly, Levesque, Beefcake, and Hogan block the pathway for the Real Americans.

Levesque:"Hey Backlund. Sorry I spit on your face two nights ago on The Bobby Heenan show...Yea--I was aiming for your forehead. (They all laugh)

Rotunda:"You f***ing ass! You have no goddamned respect! You know, I used to be just like you! All arrogant, angry at the world! But you know why? It was because of the people that I was around! I changed my image just to fit in--when I was with the Million Dollar Man! Yea...sure, we won the World Tag Team Champships! But I wasn't happy! I wasn't me! Years ago, I had a great tag team run with Barry Whindam, as the [first] Real Americans (Whindam's name was censored out, since he's under contract to WCW)..and I was happy then! Now, we've got the updated version! Right Here!! And if you don't get out of our face, we're going to have to give you a Real American tail kickin'!

The crowd gave Rotunda a polite applause, in repsonce to his little rant. After a considerable pause, the Immortals started to laugh hysterically. This led to Rotunda leaping onto Hogan getting some nice shots in. But, the 3-2 advantage of the Immortals factor in...it ended with Brutus Beefcake putting them both in the Sleeper. Causing them to sleep away thier chances of going to the Battle Royal. Coming in for the late save was, Gerald Brisco. The Immortals ran away before he could actually hit them.70%

Mike Rotunda gained overness from this segment. Terry "Hulk" Hogan lost overness from this segment.

ADVERTS

-Shawn Michaels Gets a Shot at The Mountie-

Shawn Michaels won the 20 man Battle Royal, for a shot at the WWF Title, in 31:33, when he eliminated rival Professor Marty Jannetty after 2 savatte kicks to the face--the second sending him over the top rope. The announcers wondered how Jannetty was able to get into into the Battle Royal, when WWF President Joel Gertner had stated that his group was banned from the BAttle Royal. Thier questions were answered when The Genius, Jannetty's manager, came down the isle (When Jannetty was left with Michaels), with the Million Dollar Alliance's new friend, WWF Suit Katy-Jayne Meyers.

Overall: 67

Crowd: 71

Match: 59

ADVERTS

The Berzerkers (George 'The Animal' Steele & The Berzerker) d. The Bushwackers in a Tournament match for the SMW Tag Team Titles

Slick accompanied The Berzerkers and Trainer Kim Chee to the ring, who was apparently now also the trainer of The Berzerker. They had no music. And the match contained no wrestling. Just wild insane brawling. But the crowd reaction wasn't that bad, considering this new combination apparently was just put together...

Overall: 42

Crowd: 55

Match: 15

Butch basically no-sold everything, which ruined the match. Luke basically no-sold everything, which ruined the match.

ADVERTS

-Slick The Doctor of Style Introduces the Berzerkers!-

Slick is in the ring with Trainer Kim Chee, George Steele is going nuts, hitting the ropes with a chair over and over again, while the Berzerker is yelling "Huss!", whill kicking an punching the air.

Slick "Hellloooooo Mah Bruthas And Sistaasssss!! May I introduce to you a tag team combination like never before!! Now that George 'The Animal' Steele has ditched that looser Captain Lou Albano, he is back to his old, crazy ways! And that is combined with the insaness, the berzerkness, of...The Berzerker!!! What a marriage! No team stands a chance!! So while those other teams in the tournaments are executing their armbars, The Berzerkers will be using real bars for victory!!! Isn't that right Berzerker?

The Berzerker "Huss! "

Slick "Yes mah brutha!! "

The Berzerker "Huss! "

Slick "Oh yes Mah Brotha!! Huss away! Steele mah Animal!! "

Steele "YOU!!! "

Slick "Oh yes Brotha Steee!! "

Steele "YOU!!! "

The Berzerker "Huss! "

Steele "YOU!!! "

The Berzerker "Huss! "

Steele "YOU!!! "

The Berzerker "Huss! "

Slick "Smokey Mountain Titles, here we come! Bring on the next victims! "

Akeem, Bossman & the rest of PHAT were looking on, confused, while George, Berzerker, and Kamala were yelling and screaming all over the ring. 83%

Slick gained overness from this segment :)

ADVERTS

-Jim Cornette pubically announces that he will bring the reaaal Undertaker to the WWF-

Bruce Pritchard on color commentary (Apparently, like Wipplemann, Pritchard has ditched his goofy 'Brother Love' gimmick.) took the house mic and told everyone to direct their attention to the Titan Tron..Jim Cornette was there.

Jim Cornette" I bet your all wondering, 'Why is James E. Cornette on my WWF TV! Well its no secret that President Joel Gertner and the WWF Suits bought out the promotion that I ran, Smoky Mountain Wrestling. And with that, they also brought some SMW superstars such as my Heavenly Bodies, who will win those titles back! But thats another issue. But with that, they also brought back The Undertaker! (Crowd is booing Cornette) You see two years ago, that man right there, Bruce Pritchard (as Brother Love) was introduced as the manager of the Undertaker. But you see, Pritchard ditched him, and shipped him to the FatMan, Superstar Paul Bearer. And do you know why Pritchard did that? Because he knew that the man behind the make up was fake! He wasn't realllly Evil! Inside, he was just little Mark Callous trying to make a name for himself. And what happend? Two years later, 'The Undertaker Mark Callous' decides that what he's doing 'isn't right'. He resorts to being "MEAN" Mark Callous. Well Callous, anyone can be Mean, but not everyone can be EVIL! And so, in a few weeks I will present the man! The Reaaal Pheanom! The Reeealll man from the Darkside!! Ladies and Gentlemen, James E. Cornette will deliver THEEEE Undertaker into the WWF!!!! And trust me! When he gets here, there won't be a Decade of Destruction! There aint gonna be a Century of Cynacide! The Undertaker will bring, an Eternity of Executions!!! 82% The Crowd is in a state of shock.

ADVERTS

Bruce Pritchard spoils the return of 'The Superfly'

The Dark Patriot d. Jimmy Snuka

WWF Announcer Vince Mcmahon came out an introduced the return of a 'WWF Great'. To that Superfly came out, and said that his dream is to win a title one more time in the WWF. With that Bruce Pritchard left the announcers positions and started doing his intense high volume yelling promos that he's become known for when he was in the independants.

Pritchard:" Superfly Jimmy Snuka!! It looks like you my friend have picked the wrong time to return to the WWF! Because this time belongs to THE CARTEL! And the boss would be very unhappy if the CARTEL'S time is cut off! Ladies and Gents, here is The Dark Patriot!!

Dark Patriot won after a 'scud missle' which is basically a shoulder block off the top rope. Must be his strong shoulder. When Pritchard got back to the announcers booth, Mooney kept asking him who the 'boss' was that he was talking about. Pritchard replied "I'm not telling you! You and all these people will find out when the time is right! But you will learn more about THE CARTEL, as time progresses!. This could get interesting. I wonder where their going with this. Glad to see that their starting to build/use thier midcarders.

Overall:55

Match: 55

Cash: 56

[colo=blue]Jimmy Snuka lost overness from this match. The Dark Patriot gained overness from this match.

ADVERTS

-The Canadian Foundation cause trouble for the 'Nature Boy'

The Dream Team d. Ric Flair & Yokozuna - War Games

They showed why this match was made, with the Highlights from the Bobby Heenan show. They also showed The Mountie's attack on Flair. At 3:33, Jimmy Hart & The Mountie led the Canadian Foundation to the ring, all riding 'Mountie Scooters', complete with Loud Sirens. The Mountie had the WWF Title on his shoulder. Flair took out both Dream Team members then ran for the Mountie, chasing him all the way to the back. This left, poor Yokozuna all alone. This always happens to him. Match ended with Brutus Beefcake putting Yokozuna in his Sleeper, allowing his team to escape the cage with ease. After the match Beefcae cut Yoko's hair completely off.

Overall: 69

Crowd: 71

Match: 66

Yokozuna was sluggish and didn't put much effort in. Yokozuna lost overness from this match. Ric Flair lost overness from this match. Jean Paul Levesque gained overness from this match. Brutus Beefcake gained overness from this match.

ADVERTS

Cowboy Mike Hegstrand d. Diamond Studd

During the match, Bret Hart came down the isle with his face painted in Road Warrior paint. Crowd was laughing hysterically. Hegstrand went nuts after the match, hanging Diamond Studd over the top rope with his bullwhip. Hegstrand actually got cheer for this act.

Overall: 78 :)

Crowd: 82 :)

Match: 72 :)

Cowboy Mike Hegstrand gained overness from this match.

-The Canadian Foundation & The Four Horsemen Collide!

The Mountie d. Shawn Michaels - WWF Title

The Mountie won by DQ, when Ric Flair hit the ring with a stiff chair shot to the Mountie's back. The rest of the Horsemen hit the ring with the quickness...Mr. Perfect took out the Hart Foundation II, Tully Blanchard took out Test Martin, while Steve Corino took out Carl The Quebecer! JJ Dillon also got in the mix taking out Pat Patterson & Jimmy Hart! Raw went off the air with the Horsemen in the ring, standing to Ric Flair's music, while Shawn Michaels, who just lost his chance at winning the WWF title, looked on from the isleway, angered.

I think thier going to add Shawn Michaels into the Main Event at Collision of the Immortals, making it a 3 Way for the WWF Title...The Mountie vs. Ric Flair vs. Shawn Michaels. Now we're talking.

Overall: 83

Crowd: 86

Match: 79

Card Quality: 68%

TV Rating: 7.64

The Competition: 8.04

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OF THE IMMORTALS!!!!! -

Live April 24th Only On Pay Per View!

Cidital Complex, Paramus NJ

-Five 'Election' Matches (marked *****)

-Best of 5!

-On the line? The WWF Presidency...

Double Main Event****

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Gerald Brisco

Team: WWF

[Legendary former WWF Tag Team Specialist & Current WWF Matchmaker]

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Terry H. Hogan

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Team: Immortals

[Manager of The Immortals]

3 Way Elimination - WWF Championship!!

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'Nature Boy' Ric Flair - WWF Champion, Mountie - Shawn Michaels

SMW Heavyweight Championship*****

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HillyBilly Jim - Dirty White Boy Tony Anthony -SMW Champion

Cowboys -N- Indians Match - Steel Cage*****

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Rob Fuller vs. 'Native American' Tatanka

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Brutus Beefcake & Jean Paul Levesque - The Dream Team

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Bob Backlund & Mike Rotunda (The Real Americans)*****

Plus!!

TEXAS DEATH MATCH!!!

-Cowboy Mike Hegstrand vs. Bret "Hitman" Hart*****

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WWF PHAT TV

April 14, 1994 - Fox Sports

Announcers: Todd Pettengill & 'The Doctor Of Style' Slick

PHAT TV opens up with the Repo Man talking to someone who is off camera. Oddly, Repo man is not jumping around, not laughing, and not 'snooping' around...he's dressed his normal ring gear, but he's standing still--talking...in a very serious tone...the person that he is talking to is not clear enough to be considered audible.

Repo Man..Yes Everything is going perfectly boss....Yes that is correct....What?...Oh yes...May Massacre is fine....Yes...Until then we will continue with the plan...

:: ...Door Closes. The front door reads, THE CARTEL... ::

48%

OPENING CREDITS

James E. Cornette is standing in the ring, ready to deliver another Undertaker Promo. I hear, starting next week, their going to let Bruce Pritchard do the vignettes/promos for the debut of The Undertaker, to get him & over. It is very clear that this Undertaker was going to be a big part of the WWF's future.

Jim Cornette" I bet everyone here is wondering--James Cornette? Do you have the Undertaker here with you today? Well the answer to that is NO! When The Undertaker comes back you'll know it. But hey...have ya noticed something...Mark Callous has dissapeared. Ever since 2 weeks ago, when 'Meanie' Mark got my letter, he's been running scared--hiding out--looking over his shoulder! Well Mark, From what I understand, The REaaaal Undertaker has a special challenge for you! And to deliver that message will be your manager of a few months--until he realised you were a complete waste of time--(Crowd booes) Bruce Pritchard!!!" 86%

Phat d. Cowboy Bob Orton & Dutch Mantell - WWF Tag Team Titles

Seeing Cowboy Bob Orton in a WWF Ring again was great...for some people I'm sure. Just not the people at the arena. Loud "Boring", and "Jerry" Chants. There were also a noticable amount of Ric Flair calls from the crowd. Mooney kept asking Slick why he didn't accompany his team to the ring for this match. Slick said that he will be doing so; "later".

Overall: 53

Crowd:54

Match: 52

ADVERTS

We are thrown to the back where Gerald Brisco is pacing back and forth--he is anxetious to get into the ring w/ Terry H. Hogan at Clash Of The Immortals. He's with WWF writer or, as they like to say--'Matchmaker"--60 year old Ted Stanley. He made a stop into King Jerry Lawler's locker room.

Lawler"Haha! Trust me, Brisco. First off you and Hogan are very close in age. (they both laugh, the crowd laughs, and starts chanting "Jerry"). And secondly, you are now an esteemed WWF Matchmaker. Hogan? Hogan's a knucklehead washed-up Wrestler regulated to being a Manager.

Brisco (Laughing) You are so correct, Lawler! I was one half of one of the greatest WWF tag teams ever! It's not like he's 60, or something.

They both laugh hysterically at Stanley. Stanley just stands there and shakes his head. Their ribbing on Stanley is interrupted by WWF Intercontinental Champion Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase, joined with Virgil.

Dibiase "HaHaHaHa!! How funny I seem to see you guys here. You matchmakers are always 'wandering' around--especially with the former Intercontinental Champion, Jerry Lawler. You know, last week Katy-Jayne was 'wandering'...and Sid Stupid decided to follow her! Hahahaha! He got hurt! Do you know why I did that Brisco? Number one:, to show that everybody has a price for the Million Dollar Man! And Number two: Anyone who tries to take away my Intercontintal Championship, will be taken care of. anyone. Hahaha!

Without warning, Jerry Lawler suddenly leaps onto Ted Dibiase going on a full fledged attack. Virgil tries to save Dibiase, but Lawler, puches Virgil away, and goes right back to work on Dibiase. Brisco and Stanely are trying to persuade Lawler to cease his attack, but Lawler is a man possessed. By now the crowd is going nuts.

--Lawler was about to nail Dibiase with his patented Piledriver, but more WWF officials hit the lockeroom before he could pull off the move...WWF President Joel Gertner came in and said, that since these two couldn't wait until the PPV, then Dibiase would be defending the title, next week on RAW, live from Rutgers University! 95

Great segment to upjump at pretty week PHAT TV; ring quality wise.

Heavenly Bodies d. Rock -N- Roll Express

Looks like they got Cornette doing some booking now. Pure match straight out of Smokey Mountain Wrestling which the crowd was not into. Luckily, the Segment was saved when The Berzerkers came running down the isle yelling ''Huss', and 'You'...They went lunging at both teams like two untamed Animals..which they are I guess? Berzerker starting beating Ricky Morton with his Sword and shield that he carries to the ring. George 'The Animal' Steele did his flying hammerlock drop to the other 3 wrestlers. After it was over, Slick and Kim Chee went in the ring with Slick dancing into the commercial break.

Overall: 54

Crowd: 57

Match: 45

ADVERTS

DWB Dirty White Boy d. Executioner

Executioner came out and said that the WWF owes him something for all of his hard work. So he challenged SMW Championg Dirty White Boy. A It was kinda hard to understand. Wow. It's bad enough that Piper has a small accent, but now he's got to talk under that Executioner mask.

Style had an SMW feel. Defininately Cornette booking.

Overall: 66

Crowd: 67

Match: 64

DWB Tony Anthony gained overness from this match. The SMW Heavyweight title has gained in image.

We go backstage to WWF President Joel Gertner's office. They say he's live via satellite from the the 7th floor of Titan Towers. He's with the Mountie.

Gertner Now, Mountie--

The Mountie" This had better be good President Germmmm!! Ha! Ha! I should be out fighting crime, and defending my WWF Championship on PHAT TV!! Hahaha!!

Gertner Well I'd figure I'd give you a week off so that you can prepare for your WWF Title match with Ric Flair next week.

The Mountie(The crowd is going nuts, many doing Flair 'wooos'. (He takes off his glasses. "You mean until the Pay Per View.

Gertner" No, No. On RAW. (Crowd cheers--small 'Gertner' chant from cult fans.

The Mountie What! I'm on a special training program! I cant-- I-- But--"

Gertner"Think about it Mountie! How great would it be to beat The Nature Boy Twice. (Gernter does that thing with his arms). But I have yet something else that will make you smile...Hogan thinks that he's going to get this WWF Presidential seat? No way! (He directs his attention to the camera, for the Titan Tron)

--Hogan, I know your the arena tonight! C'mon out to the ring for a little screen-to-face meeting!

Terry H. Hogan comes out, with the rest of the Immortals stable. He starts to talk but is stopped by Gertner.

No need to say anything. I just wanted see you get arrested on Live TV.

Hogan What!! What are you talking---

GertnerWell, last week on RAW you orhcestrated the fundamentals of 3 Backstage fights. The limit is one per month. You know that, Hogan. C'mon..how long have you been working here, 5; 50 years? I was faced with 3 ways of penalizing you.

1)Small or Large monetary guarantee

2)Book you in a match

3)Arrest.

I went with three.

*But seeing in that we can't arrest you and have you available to work for us at the same time, I've come across a little invention that I call The Manager Be Good Cage. I'll have my dentist bring it to you. He created it as a place stick unruly patients. You are to remain in this cage until called upon.

Dr. Isaac Yankem DDS, who's from the Bobby Heenan show, came down the isle, carring a small Cage to thing. Hogan was livid. The officials warned that if Hogan did not go into the cage, he would be in hindsight, resisting arrest. Police came in the ring, to show that they were serious, and to prevent the rest of the Immortals from helping Hogan escape. And so, we went to the commercial break, as the rest of the Immortals watched thier manager, Terry H. Hogan, was carried away, in a small cage. Todd Pettengill was laughing, Slick wasn't laughing, as he said that this is now a dark day for all managers. 82

Joel Gertner gained overness from this segment. Terry "Hulk" Hogan lost overness from this segment.

ADVERTS

Proffessor Marty Jannetty d. Tatanka

Jannetty's manager, The Genius helped Jannetty get the victory by throwing the clipboard in the ring for Jannetty, as Jannetty used it to land his rocker dropper on it. Pettingill was blasting ref Arnold Skaaland from blowing the DQ call. We follow Jannetty and Poffo back to the Million Dollar Alliance Locker room ready for the next Segment.

Overall: 71

Crowd: 76

Match: 60

The show highlights of last week on PHAT TV, when Sensational Sherri announced that, she was 'pregnant', leading to Shawn Michaels leaving her.They than go into the back to the Million $ locker room where STudd is hugging a 'hurt' Sherri...

Studd Hey Yo!! Shawn. You try to say how 'I've changed'. How you say you don't want nothing to do with me! Well chico, The Bad Guy wants nothing to do with you!

He consults back with Sherri, who at this point is sobbing and yelling uncontrollably--obviously faking it. 89

Sherri "He doesn't even care, Studd!!"

Studd "He's a womanizer Sherri. And its...people...like...me...who have....to...take care of it....chica.

Sherri"Make him pay Studd! Please!!!

Studd Shawn? I'm making the challenge to you! Next week. Monday Night Raw. Shawn and Studd. And Shawn, I want to tear you limb from limb. To teach you a lesson 'old friend'. Last Man Standing!"

Crowd pops! Next weeks RAW (Live From Rutgers University) looks like it's going to be a hot one! 89

Bret Hart d. Robert Fuller

This was a 80's brawling style mixed with Bret Hart...who can work with anyone. So, this match was actually not that bad. Crowd was into it. Fuller even bladed to add to the match. Final moments saw Fuller get distracted by Tatanka, who just stood, watching in the isleway. This allowed Bret to tackle him down, and administer the sharpshooter.

Overal: 75

Crowd: 73

Match: 77

ADVERTS

Mike Rotunda d. Terry H. Hogan

Mike Rotunda came out with Bob Backlund and started to make fun of Dream Team's manager being regulated to a cage! Thanks to Joel Gertner using his 'power' as WWF President. Crowd was laughing hysterically. Finally, Brutus Beefcake and Jean Paul Levesque brought carried Hogan out (in the 'Manager be good cage', of course). Hogan, dressed up in his suit, but still in the cage, said that he should get to wrestle Rotunda for his 'blatant acts of provoking, brother'. He also said that he should be able to 'prepare' for this Collissions Match/ w/ Gerry Brisco. WWF President Joel Gertner came out with the cage key, and said that 'Hogan learned his lesson--That the WWF Presidency is a very dangerous job....and let him out of the cage. Imagine if he had to stay in there.

--At 9:45 of another old school type match, Gerry Brisco came running down the isle, slid in the ring, and started to pound on Hogan. The crowd was going nuts and extremely into it. Referee Dave Hebner had no choice but to allow Brisco to do what he wants, as he's obviously a high ranking WWF Official. Mike Rotunda then nailed Hogan with his somoan drop for the victory. AFter the victory, Brisco did his Indian War Dance which got a huge pop from the crowd, leading to the end of PHAT TV.

Overal: 75

Crowd: 73

Match: 77

Terry "Hulk" Hogan lost overness from this match. Mike Rotunda gained overness from this match.

Card Quality: 67

TV Quality: 7.64

Raw Preview

-WWF President Joel Gertner has made these matches!

--WWF Title - Mountie (Champion) vs. Ric Flair

--WWF I-C - Million Dollar Man (Champion) vs. King Jerry Lawler

--Last man Standing Diamond Studd vs. Shawn Michaels

Plus!!!

The SMW Tag Team Tournament continues.....complete bracking listing in my next post....

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April 16th, 1994 (Taped)

Hosts: Bobby The Brain Heenan & Lord Alfred Hayes

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and Lord Alfred Hayes are introduced by the returning "Oinkettes", the fat divas of the "Bobby Heenan Show" Heenan trips on the way to the table.

Heenan"Hello Humanoids and welcome another edition of the Bobby Heenan show! The greatest show since porno itself! I'm your host with Lord Alfred Hayes. Hey Hayes, I told you to stop leaving your clothes around the studio! I almost fell!

Hayes" Brain, lets get straight to business. We have alot of guests and--

Heenan" Hey Hey, I know that. Do you think this Brain is a gimmick? Today on the show we have The Real Americans, Slick The Doctor Of Style, and Sid Justice.

Hayes Do you think Slick will bring those untamed Animals in the studio?

Heenan" Well, we already have one in there, and he speaks with an English Accent."

Hayes" I don't know who your talking about, Brian.

Heenan"Good"

Sid Justice is shown arriving to the Building of the Bobby Heenan show.

HayesHere he comes...he's on his way. I think we're going to watch a match now. It's a round 1 Match in the SMW Tourney!

Sid Justice comes out of the Limo, w/ Vince Russo & Gerald Brisco, Paul Bearer, and Johnny Smith as they enter the building.

89%

Real Americans d. Hart Founation II

Overall: 59

Crowd: 52

Match: 80

--Adverts--

Heenan" So the real Americans advance, huh?. Tell me, Alfrey Boy...HOw many 'Fake Americans' do you know?

Hayes"None."

Suddnely the sounds of "Huss" and 'YOU' are heard coming from a distance. It looks like the Berzerkers are on their way into the studio

Heenan "Oh look Hayes. Now here are some people that you can identify with. Finally people that speak your language---Hello Slick!

Slick HELLLAAAHHH, mah Brutha Brain!!!! This is the Slickster coming at ya! And I've the next SMW Tag Team Champions right here! The uncontrollable, unpredictible, very dangerous combination of George 'The Animal' Steele & The Berzerker!

Steele and Berzerker are yelling and screaming all over the studio. They are chasing the Oinkettes around. Kim Chee is following behind them to make sure that they don't get 'out of controle'

Heenan Well, Alfred Hayes, here has alot of questions for you...so I'll let him go ahead. Alfrey Boy? Its to you.

Hayes(Suprised--caught off guard." What--um..er...Well Slick. Ever since you joined forces with Kim Chee, the trainer of Kamala..and now apparently the trainer of The Berzerkers, George STeele and Berzerker--

Heenan" Hayes, I didnt' say to chew his ear off. Just ask him a questoin.

Hayes "Ok. Ok. Well I was getting to it. Are you still managing PHAT--The WWF Tag Team Champions?

Slick "Of Course I is, Hayes!! Don't be rediculous! The Slickster is wit P.H.A.T forever bruthaa!!!

Hayes" Well, there have been many rumours that this is your 'new' team.

Slick (Getting annoyed) Well, if you got something to say brutha! Then just talk to my men themselves. Kim Chee!! Hayes brotha wants to talk to the Berzerkers

They running to Lord Alfred Hayes. And are directly in front of his face. So close, that they are spitting and breathing on Hayes when they 'talk'--making Hayes very uncomfortable.

Hayes Now wait a minute...

Heenan" Yeah Alfrey Boy. You wanted a face to face, you got it! (He and Slick Laugh)

Berzerker (Directly in Haye's Face)"Huss!"

Steele (with Berzerker...rediculously close to Haye's face). "You!! You!!? You?!!"

Hayes What? Me?

Berzeker( He starts 'shaking' Hayes.) "Huss! Huss! Huss! Huss! Huss! Huss!

Steele Steele, kind gives a friendly shove to Berzerker...and starts shaking Hayes, himself. You!!! You!!! You!!! You!!!

Heenan A little shook up, Hayes?

Suddenly, Berzerker runs around the Studio, and kicks right threw a closet door. Everyone is amazed at this site. Berzerker is still screaming 'Huss!', and Hayes is still being manhandled by Steele.

Heenan "Now look what you did Hayes! Now we have to go to a commercial break! Lets look at the Berzerkers in action, from a match earlier this week. We'll be right back!

77%

The Berzerker gained overness from this segment.

The Berzerkers d. The Nasty Boys

Announcers kept playing up the fact that Berzerker always resorts to using those weapons that he brings to the ring. He clobbered Jerry Saggs with his sheild when the Ref was distracted by Brian Knobs, who was going after Slick and Steele.

Overall: 45

Crowd: 56

Match: 39

Jerry Saggs lost overness from this match. Brian Knobbs lost overness from this match. The Berzerker gained overness from this match. George the Animal Steele gained overness from this match.

-ADVERTS-

We return to the studio, where they are still cleaning up the mess that was made by the Berzerkers. Sid Justice is shown 'walking down the corridor', w/ Superstar Paul Bearer, Johnny Smith, Vince Russo, & Gerald Brisco, as Heenan and Hayes try to gather themselves.

Heenan "Well, I hope your happy. Look what you did!

Hayes" Hey!! I never--

Heenan Yea yea. Sid Justice is on the way to the studio. Also in this show, the debut of The Taylor Made Man w/ Alexandria Yorke (spelled incorrectly to avoid Lawsuit from our rivals WCW), and, also in action Mark Callous. But first! Hayes, I want you to dance with the Oinkettes into the next commerical break.

Hayes Wait a minute! I'm not doing that! No way.

HeenanHayes...it's either that, or an unplanned trip to the dentist, for those fine looking teeth of yours. (Dr. Isaac Yankem is shown, working on a patient, who was placed in a CAGE--because he was 'unruly')

Hayes relunctantley gets up, and joins the Oinkettes..dancing into the next commercial Break.

86% (walk down corrider-Sid)

Mark Callous d. The Exectioner

Overall: 63

Crowd: 73

Match: 64

Executioner was sluggish and didn't put much effort in.

-ADVERTS-

We return to the show with Superstar Paul Bearer, Vince Russo Gerry Brisco, Johnny Smith, along with Sid, who are already seated.

Heenan "Ok, so you have some sort of special announcement for these humanoids, or something?"

Bearer" Oohhh Yes Brain! Oh yes! After having a meeting with Mr. Russo & Mr. Brisco--good luck on that match against Hogan in a few weeks--Sid Justice has been granted a WWF Title shot! On Monday Night RAW!!!!

Hayes" Now wait a minute. I thought Ric Flair was getting an early shot at the title on RAW.

Russo "Thats right, Alfred. But now we have made a little change. You see, I just realized, the Mountie thinks that being the WWF Champion is going to be a breeze. Just because Brisco's busy upholding the good name of the WWF against the attacks of Hogan and his Immortals, doesn't mean that we've forgotten about you Mountie! So there...it's set! This week, Monday Night RAW, live from Rutgers University...We are announcing a Triple Threat Match...Ric Flair vs. The Mountie vs. Sid Justice!!! 84%

They exit. What an announcement. The Brain takes us to pre-recorded comments from the Real Americans.

Mike Rotunda "Dream Team...are you that afraid of us, that you had to send your manager, Terry Hogan after us! Well, as you saw, I took quick work of him, proving what everone already knew. Hogan's nothing in the ring! And Dream Team, it looks like you started a fire, that you won't be able to stop!

Backlund That's right Mike! Brutus Beefcake, if you think that your giving me a haircut then your wrong! And Jean Paul Levesque. Go back to wherever it is that bluebloods stay, because it's not here, in the ring! I tried to warn you, to let you know that where you're at is not a decent start to a wrestling career. But, I guess your just going to have to find out the hard way; The Real American way! Yea! They both give a cheesy thumbs up. 70%

Jean Paul Levesque gained overness from this segment.

-ADVERTS-

They show us pre-recording comments from James E. Cornette..basically hyping the fact that Bruce Pritchard will be delivering a 'huge' message from the Undertaker. 77%

Paul Bearer is still seated at the show with Johnny Smith.

Heenan "Now, I'm about to wrap the show up...what do you want? If its about the Twinkie thing..Paul I'm sorry. But I just don't eat them!

Paul "No. Since this Monday's RAW is has shaped up into one of the biggest RAW's ever; I want my man, Johhny Smith to be apart of it! So right here, on the Bobby Weasal show, I am making an open challenge to anyone, to fight my man Johnny Smith! He is pound for pound, the most technically sound wrestler in the WWF today! And that's a fact.

Johnny Smith"You know what else is a fact Paul? I see 4 lovely Oinkette Divas over there, that are just waiting to dance once again...but I think they wanted to Dance with one named Paul Bearer.

Bearer" Think so?

Smith And Hayes...you were good out there earlier...what do you say that we all Dance, for the last part of the show. Brain want to join us? It'll be fun!

Heenan" I'd rather watch paint dry."

Hayes Ok then! Our final match is the debut of the Taylor Made Man!! Lets boogie down!

Smith, Bearer, and Hayes go over to the Oinkettes and dance away this interview segment. This is how the show ended--as always with the Brain ignoring his guests, he remained at his seat shaking his head, as the Oinkettes danced with the three guys. 76%

Johnny Smith gained overness from this segment. .

The Taylor Made Man d. The Patriot

Terry Taylor was out in his new gimmick. Dressed up in a tux, with Alexandria Yorke (also dressed up-Terri Runnels) holding a clipboard..taking notes as the match progressed. Oddly enough, the Clipboard had the label THE CARTEL on it. Wierd. I still have no clue as to where it is that their going with that angle. I'm sure someone knows though. Well, I hope.

Card Quality: 65

TV Rating: 7.66

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April 18th, 1994 -Monday Night Raw -

Channel: USA Network

Venue: Golden Dome, Rutgers University-New Jersey

Attendance: 9,545

Announcers: Sean Mooney & Bruce Pritchard

by

Dave Schmeltzer

Highlights of the Brisco-Hogan Saga started the show. The segment ended with old footage, of Gerry Brisco getting a victory over an unidentified Wrestler from the 70's. Nice ovation from the crowd followed.

-OPENING CREDITS-

Sean Mooney"Hello everyone, I'm Sean Mooney, along side with Bruce Prichard...we are live from Rutgers University now just 6 days away from WWF Collision of The Immortals. FIVE MATCHES! ONE WINNER! And that winner gets the most Power Position in the WWF: The WWF Presidency!"

Bruce Prichard (Yelling)" Mooney! But you wait until what I have to say about the Undertaker! He has his site set on one person, and Thats Mark Callous! And Mark! Tonight, I will show deliver to you, a challenge of a life time! But right now, I have to go and prepare my man, the Dark Patriot for his upcoming match.

Sean Mooney" Ok, Bruce. Lets talk about tonight's matches. Both the WWF Title is on the line in a 3 way dance! The Nature Boy Ric Flair, gets his shot early, in a 3 way dance against The Mountie, along with Shawn Michaels! Jerry Lawler & Dibiase will go at it! Plus Shawn and Diamond Studd in a falls count anywhere match! What a RAW this is going to be!!!!"

-The Doctor of Style dumps PHAT-

We go to the back where Bossman was in the back with Slick. He grabbed Slick and started pushing him around, complaining how Slick wasn't paying attention to PHAT, and paying more attention to his new team; 'The Berzerkers'. After all, he said, they are the WWF Tag Team Champions, and not the Berzerkers. Slick was trying to find an explanation, but was quickly silenced by a shove by Bossman--This turn by the Bossman probably sealed PHAT's reign as Tag Team Champs...and probably sealed Bossman's career. Better for Slick, as he's been getting more over with The Berzerkers. Most of the reaction to this segment came from the announcers. Too bad. 55

The fans realised that Big Bossman turned not too long ago, and so this time they didn't care so much. Big Bossman lost overness from this turn. Slick lost overness from this segment.

-The WWF Champion sends a Message to 'The Nature Boy'-

Pat Patterson is in the ring, and starts talking French, to the New Jersey crowd. Finally after 30 seconds of gibberish, he introduced the Mountie.

**The Mountie leads the Canadian Foundation to the ring. Jimmy Hart is jumping around yelling 'WWF Champ, Right here baby! Right here baby!' over and over again through his Microphone. Once in the Ring, Raymond Rougeau is standing right next to his brother, along with Jimmy Hart, while the other Canadian Founndation members are in the back of them.

The Mountie "Woooo!!! Hahahahaha! Tonight, The Mountie has his toughest challenge yet! The combination of, Sid Justice (Crowd cheers), and Ric Flair the Nature Boy (Crowd cheers even louder). Flair, let me explain something to you! (Mountie takes off his glasses, and now has a very serious look on his face. The Mountie is the #1 wrestler in the WWF Today! It's shown Right here! And you see--to me--your puny Four Horseman group is nothing compared to the Canadian Foundation! We have gold? And you have your four fingers. Is that the highest that you can count to? Four? Hahahaha! Now JJ Dillion--A few weeks ago, you punched out the Real greatest mind in Professional Wrestling. Now guess what! For that, Flairs going to have to pay, not only at Collision, but TONIGHT! And Sid? Its obvious that your lips are ironed on to the rears of WWF Suits, so theres no question about how you wiggled your way into a match of this magnitude! But guess what boys? I'm the Mountie!!! The Greatest WWF Champion ever! And, tonight--as always! I will get my man!! Hahahahaha!!" They all exit. All members of the Canadian Foundation are praising The Mountie to no end, on the way back to the dressing room. 76%

-A 'Fan' attacks The Dark Patriot-

The Dark Patriot d. Yokozuna

Yoko missed his bonzai drop at 8:44. This allowed Dark Patriot to race to the turnbuckle, and nail Yoko with his scud Missle shoulder block. After Dark Patriot defeated Yokozuna with the scud missle, a fan wearing all black, and a ski mask leaped over the railing and attacked the Dark Patriot. Fans cheered this act of unpredicabilty, as security raced into the ring to get the Patriot. After he was arrested, his mask was removed revealing himself to be New Jack. The crowd popped lightly. New Jack kept yelling "This is my [beep] country!! This is my home!". Yea. We know, New Jack.

Overall: 64

Crowd: 62

Match: 67

Yokozuna was sluggish and didn't put much effort in. Yokozuna lost overness from this match. The Dark Patriot gained overness from this match.

-ADVERTS-

-Bruce Pritchard makes the Challenge to Mark Callous-

Pritchard remained in the ring, jawing with fans, waiting for the cameras to come back on.

Pritchard "Well! Still! No sign of Mark Callous! Last year Mark was running around, claiming to be a Horsemen! He was playing with people's minds! But now...He is the one that is being played with!! Callous! I'm issuing a challenge to you on behalf of the Undertaker! Yes. The Reeeeaaall Undertaker. He challenges you to a Casket Match! HIS type of match; not yours! Hehehe! Anytime! Anywhere! Callous! Prepare to be the first victim, of; An Eternity of Executions!" 82%

Bruce Pritchard gained overness from this segment.

-Gerald Brisco shows that he's still got it-

Shawn Michaels d. Diamond Studd - Falls Count Anwhere

These two had one of the best matches on RAW in a long time. The fans were totally into it from beginning to end. The two didn't get two crazy, as all of the out-of-ring action was kept close to the ring. At 15:05, The Genius came out with Professor Marty Jannetty, to help fellow Million $ Alliance member, Diamond Studd, and to distract nemesis Shawn Michaels. It seems as though the WWF is still holding off on created an exlusive Jannetty-Shawn feud. Probably because of the fan interest in the Studd-Michaels battles that had started while Jannetty was in the VWF. At this point, Gerald Brisco came running down the isle and orderd for the Genius and The Professor to leave the match. Studd, upset, left the ring and started arguing with Brisco. He got so mad, that he pushed Brisco down, causing him to crash hard on the outside. Brisco got up and gave 'That Face', that the announcers said means business. The crowd popped huge for Brisco, as he landed his 'legendary' deadly Tomahawk chop on Studd, who had turned around and was on his way back into the ring. Studd sold it big time, while the crowd went nuts for Brisco. Shawn then pulled Studd up and gave him a Rocker Dropper for the win. Crowd went nuts as Shawn and Brisco took turns doing their victory poses. Brisco did his Indian War Dance. While Michaels Danced. They later switched. Brisco Dancing was kinda wierd.

Overall: 90

Crowd: 94

Match: 84

ADVERTS

-The Angry Cowboys loose a match, but win the Battle-

Bret Hart & Tatanka d. Cowboy Mike Hegstrand & Robert Fuller

Word is that JJ Dillon & Russo see Hegstrand as being the 'Stan Hansen' of the WWF. Which, in hindsight is almost what he is, minus having the reputation of Hansen. He's big, powerful, and wrestles stiff. Maybe 2 years ago that might now have worked...but with the style of Wrestlers that the WWF not has on top (Lawler, Dibiase, Savage, Flair, Rougeau), it seems to fit right in. Good thing Animal Retired, so that Hegstrand could get rid of that paint. End of this match saw Fuller submit to the Sharpshooter yet again. However, after thier lost, Hegstrand nearly beheaded Tatanka with a hard crashing lariat. He nailed Bret with an even stiffer clothesline, making his head bounce off the mat as he fell. Ouch. Paramedics flooded the ring and took Bret out. The Hart Foundation quickly ran to the ring, to Bret's rescue.

Overall: 65

Crowd: 60

Match: 70

Bret Hart lost overness from this match. Tatanka lost overness from this match. Robert Fuller gained overness from this match. Cowboy Mike Hegstrand gained overness from this match. This match suffered because the crowd were still pumped up from the last one, and so this bout was seen as something of a let-down to them.

ADVERTS

-Cowboy Mike Hegstrand leads the Cowboy's on another attack-

Bret Hart, now wearing a neck brace, is being carried out of the arena and into the back, leading to an EMS truck, while the Hart Foundation is arguing with the Angry Cowboys in the ring. To a big pop, though he is hurt and cannot move his neck, Bret finds the strength to put up a middle finger to Hegstrand. The crowd goes nuts. Unfotunately for Bret, so does Hegstrand.

Hegstrand "Get 'em Boys!" This order is heard on camera as Paul Ellering, Robert Fuller, Dutch Mantell, start a brawl with British Bulldog, Owen Hart, & Dynamite Kid. Jim Neidhart was recently fired, with no explanation, or no acknowledgement by the WWF. While this brawl ensues, Cowboy Mike Hegstrand orders Cowboy Bob Orton to follow him into..yes...chasing Bret down! They catch him in the isleway and knock him off the stretcher. Despite officials pleading for Hegstrand & Orton to stop, they assaulted Bret even more. Orton held Bret up, as Hegstrand delivered two more deadly Lariats. By now, Bret was screaming in pain, holding his neck. More officials this time led by WWF President Joel Gertnere & Gerald Brisco hit the scene, ordering the Hegstrand to cease the attack and leave the Buidling. He does so. Mooney called Hegstrand, 'a big bully'. What a mess. 90%

-ADVERTS-

-The Immortals Invade the unoccupied Presidental Office!-

(Stable take over)

At this point, with the WWF President outside with a host of officials, appearing on the Titan Tron, in Joel Gertner's office IS Terry H. Hogan (sitting at Gertner's desk with his legs on top of it, making himself at home), Agent Steve Blackman, Hillbilly Jim, & The Dream Team; The Immortals. Mooney commented that the combination of the Angry Cowboys and The Immortals must be stopped. A verbal battle ensues, leading to the next match.

Hogan (relaxing, eating grapes off of Gertner's table) " Hey brother! I see ya got you're hands full down there. Ya know something, brother. If I were WWF President, I wouldn't let such a casuality happen...(Laughing from the Immortals)

Brisco" Hogan! I should've known that you and that no talent group of yours were behind this! Don't get too relaxed in that chair--its a chair that you'll NEVER occupy! At the Collission of The Immortals, Hogan, I'm going to show you what made ME a legend, and YOU a Has-been!

Beefcake "Ok, ok, ok big man! Settle down. You know something, you say we're a no-talent group, well how about we mix some of that 'no talent' with the 'Has-beens' as you say...The Dream Team and Hillbilly Jim, send an open challenge out to ANY WWF combination of Wrestlers!"

Gertner "I'm tired of this!! I'll fight you! I'll fight you all! Lets go! He's doing that thing with his arms. Crowd popped. Their starting to get into Gertner's character.

Brisco "No, No Gertner. It's alright. i'll take them on! I'm gonna show you Hogan, what I'm going to do to you at Collision! Suddenly Sid comes out.

Sid Justice "Brisco, for everything that you have done for me...I too will take the challenge! Dream Team! Hillbilly, get your asses down here right now!

Jean Paul Levesque Um..hello? Moron? There's three of us...and thiers two of you! Who's your third partner!

** With that there is a knock at the door. Brutus Beefcake opens the door. The crowd pops huge for, a returning 'Mean' Mark Callous! Without warning he punches out Beefcake and starts working on Levesque, while Hogan, Hillbilly, & Agent Blackman scatter. It looks like they got a third man! 76%

Joel Gertner gained overness from this segment. Terry "Hulk" Hogan lost overness from this segment.

Gerald Brisco/'Mean' Mark Callous (over 79)/ Sid Justice d. The Dream Team & Hillbilly Jim

The match began with Callous fighting off both Beefcake and Levesque, then led them out into the ring area. Finish saw Jusice nail Levesque with the Power Bomb. He tried to get Hillbilly but the story was that he wasn't 'strong enough' to get the big Hillbilly up. Brisco came in and gave Levesque a Tomahawk chop for good measure and the victory. Callous & Justice held Brisco up on his shoulders, in celebration. Sid was very exhausted from this match...which was the excuse for him not winning the next.

Overall: 66

Crowd: 69

Match: 62

-ADVERTS-

The Mountie won a Triple Threat v. Sid Justice & Ric Flair

Sid was elimated first by Ric Flair, at 10:22. The next five minutes saw some pretty good technical wrestling by both the Mountie and Ric Flair. Final moments saw Mountie go for his cattle prod, while Flair was down. But the Referee rushed to it before he could get it. While, Mountie was wrestling with the ref for his cattleprod, JJ Dillion threw Flair bras knux. When the wrestling was over, Flair was about to use the brass knux. But referee Joey Marella saw the knux just in time, and held Flairs arm so that he could not connect with the punch. This allowed Mountie to quickly administer the Uranage for the 3-count, of a solid Main Event Match.

Overall: 82

Crowd: 87

Match: 72

Sean Mooney Ending Soundbite: "We are just 6 days away from Collision of the Immortals!! Who will win the battle for the Ultmate Power of the WWF Presidency? And will The Mountie be able to thwart off Ric Flair again? This time with Shawn Michaels in the match? It's Collision! And it's only 6 days away!!"

TV Rating: 7.69

Card Quality: 70

The Competition: 8.04

WWF PHAT TV PREVIEW

It's the SMW Tag Team Tournament PHAT THURSDAY!!!

SMW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS WILL BE CROWNED!!!!

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WWF PHAT TV

April 21st, 1994 - Fox Sports

Announcers: Todd Pettengill & 'The Doctor Of Style' Slick

Black Tiger (Eddie Guerrero) got in a backstage fight before the show started. I think he was bragging to alot of people that he was going to be on the PPV, and many OTHERs weren't, such as Jannetty, Yokozuna, Giant Gonzales...Well...because of that he got pulled off the card. Punishment is tough, isn't it...

Phat TV opens up with a Quick Highlight Reel of Monday Night RAW this week...

-Highlight Reel-

==Slick getting shoved by the Bossman==

==New Jack attacking Dark Patriot

==Soundbite of Bruce Pritchard's challenge to 'Mean' Mark Callous

==Cowboy Bob Hegstrands deadly attack on Bret 'Hitman' Hart...

-OPENING CREDITS

Todd Pettengill"Todd Pettengill here with The Dr. of Style, and Slick..Man o Man!! We are in for a big show tonight! It's the tournament for the SMW Tag Team Titles, just 3 days away from Collission!!"

Slick (Yelling)" Yeeaaaaahhh! That's right brutha Pettengill!! What would Terry H. Hogan do, if he had the ultimate power in the WWF? Man O Man is right!"

Todd Pettengill" Well, it could mean you and me could be out of a job! Announcer's aren't safe either! This could be our final run as Broadcasters! Imagine That."

Slick" Brutha Pettengill--pretty soon, we may not have to wonder anymore! But brutha Pettengill!! Look who's walking to the ring...It's Bruce Pritchard!!!"

Crowd is booing Pritchard. He's smiling/smircking/frowning...He's in the ring with The Dark Patriot.

Pritchard (Yelling...his face is getting redder as each minute goes by...)" Good evening! First off, I want to clear something up!! Everyone is asking, Why Pritchard? Why are YOU the man that's bringing in the Undertaker! Why are YOU the man that's aiming at 'Mean' Mark Callous! Well, it's very simple. Because I am the Manager that got stuck with the 'watered down version of 'The Undertaker - Mark Callous. I'M THE LOOSER!!! I LOST!!! Well Dammit I'm not gonna loose this time!!! And more importantly Mark Callous, I'm not going to let YOU, and the time I wasted with you get me Upset!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!! (Pritchard is pacing all over the ring, spitting as talking, all over the place) Callous!!! Get out here!!! (Callous is shown in the back. He's watching PHAT TV on a couch eating popcorn..laughing and Bruce Pritchard). Don't you dare mock me!!!! Get out here!! I'm not leaving until you get out there!!! (Pritchard is told off Camera, that he's talked so long that they have to go to an advert break) No!! No!! Keep it right here!!! Dammitt!! I'm not done yet!! Hey! I'm going to---" 81% Bruce Pritchard gained overness from this segment.

ADVERTS

According to sources, Pritchard was supposed to talk put over the Patriot first, then Undertaker second. But he must've forgot his lines.

Pritchard (At bit Calmer)" Ok, Callous fine! You don't want to answer me? You don't want to respond....Well maybe you'll respond to THIS!!!

Suddently the Titan Tron changes scenes. It's at a funeral Parlor. All that is seen is a casket. Suddenly..A figure sits up from inside the casket...It's The Undertaker... He's completely dressed into his Undertaker outfit, and talks in a very dark, deep voice:

The Undertaker: "Callous? Is that you? Of course it is. I can smell the scent of fear from miles away. I can feel the sweat pouring off of your face. You are scared. And you should be. For, on the second day, of the fith month...YOUR BLOOD WILL BE SHED. Rest....In....Peeeeeeeeeccceeeee." He sits back down. The look on Callous's face was pure fright. The second day of the fifth Month? The announcers speculated that he meant May 2nd...which would be the very first RAW after the Collision PPV.... 87%

Bruce Pritchard gained overness from this segment. The Undertaker gained overness from this segment.

-ADVERTS-

The Dream Team d. The Nasty Boys

And, so started the SMW Tag Team Tournament. The general feeling in the company was that the SMW Titles weren't well-known enough to foster a 'long' tournament...So they decided to push it up, just in time for the PPV. Ok match here.Beefcake and Levesque were surrounded by a plethora of unamed men dressed in suits as 'security'. I guess that's a new part of thier 'Dream Team' Gimmick.. Announcers also stated that if Dream Team win, they would be sent to the finals, since this was Technically thier Round 2 Match. Thier 1st match (I believe) was aired on the first Bobby Heenan show. Crowd was starting to really heckle Beefcake and Levesque. The fact that Beefcake is getting over as a heel is a true testiment to the effectivness of the new writers, since most of the wrestling fans in the crowd don't remember Beefcake's last heel run which was during the early to mid 80's. Dream Team advanced, to the finals, and await the winners of 'Bracket 2'.

Overall: 58

Crowd: 59

Match: 58

Jerry Saggs lost overness from this match. Brian Knobbs lost overness from this match. Jean Paul Levesque gained overness from this match. Brutus Beefcake gained overness from this match.

We goto the back in the Hart Foundation's locker room. British Bulldog and Dynamite kid are attending to Bret Hart, who seems to be somewhat recoverd from Hegstrand's attack last week. Bret is wearing a neckbrace for Protection....He notices, however, his Brother Owen is sitting on the other side of the room...seemingly sad. He excuses himself from The Bulldogs and starts talking to Owen.

Bret" Hey. Whats wrong man?"

Owen "Ah nothing...its just that...I got this match with the Real Americans in the SMW Tag Tourney later tonight. This is MY CHANCE, Bret! This is my chance to be just like you, and to win gold! But...Jim...The Anvil...he hasn't even shown up yet."

Bret "Yea he's been showing up late to alot of shows here lately. I think WWF President Joel Gertner fired him.....Hey....Listen.....if you need a partner--I'll be your partner tonight. I've got your back, Owen.

Owen" Bret, no...You've gotta rest that neck for the PPV...that match is more important then---"

Bret "You know why The Mountie beat me? Who's always by his side? Ray Rougeau. Do you know why they've been so successful here. Because they stick together. We gotta stick together Owen. Family comes first! I'm your partner tonight, Owen!" 78%

Owen "Thanks, Bret" They Hug. Big 'Awwwww' from the crowd. Slick comically imitates throwing up on commentary.

Owen Hart gained overness from this segment.

-ADVERTS-

Cowboy Bob Orton & Dutch Mantell NCOR Steiner Bros.

This match ended with a no-contest when Kim Chee came running out with The Berzerkers. The Berzkers made short work out of The Steiner Bros, but got in quite the Brawl with Cowboy Orton & Dutch Mantell. Slick was loving every bit of it on Commentary. Both Teams Eliminated.

Overall: 54

Crowd: 53

Match: 56

Dutch Mantell gained overness from this match. Cowboy Bob Orton gained overness from this match.

Strike Force d. Headshrinkers

For this match, and all of the Tag Matches, JJ Dillon watched from the isleway with his team Tully Blanchard & Mr. Perfect--who are NOT in the Tag Team Tournament. Word is that they are next in line for the WWF Tag Team Titles...as some sort of 'New Brainbusters' Team. Must've been Tully's idea. Good to see thier getting the team out there...which pretty much took the fans interest away from the current match. Not all of it though, Strike Force got a nice pop for their finisher and the victory.

Overall: 59

Crowd: 58

Match: 61

-ADVERTS-

At this point President Joel Gertner came out, and said that due to Bruce Pritchard taking up too much time at the beginning of the show, they were running short on time...But that they didn't want to cheat the people at home, and the people in attendance--so he ensured that Smokey Mountain Tag Team Champions would be crowned! To expedite the tournament he said that a Battle Royal would be held with the remaining teams--The Berzerkers, The Heavenly Bodies, Strike Force, Real Americans and The Hart Foundation. The last two teams would then fight a SEMI-FINAL Match, then the winning team will face the Dream Team later tonight in the finals.

-ADVERTS-

The Hart Brother's & The Real Amerians won the SMW Tourney Battle Royal in 20:34

The finals came when Bret and Owen Elimated Dr. Tom Pritchard at 20:11, and Bob Backlund ducked the Berzerker who was lunging at him--causing him to flip over the top rope. Bret and Owen hugged after the match. Bob Backlund & Mike Rotunda, who were standing in the ring, showed thier respect, by applauding their soon to be opponents; The Hart brothers.

Overall: 57

Match: 61

Crowd: 50

-ADVERTS-Plenty of Them-Tons of Collission Commericals--The showed a little History of WWF Video Piece here. Most of it was--once again--A Gerry Brisco tribute. Crowd popped big. They showed Brisco punching out the Studd, from this week on RAW.

-ADVERTS-

The Hart Brothers d. Real Americans in the SMW Tag Semi-Final Match

Greaat Mat wrestling here. Most of the Backlund-Owen stuff was great. Bret also worked well with Rotunda, and Backlund. Final moments of the match saw The Dream Team hit the ring after a ref bump. This prompted a 3 team brawl. Getting the worst out of it, was Backlund who was put into the sleeper by Beefcake, while Rotunda joined fores with the Harts to pummell Levesque. Finally when the ref woke up, and the dust was cleared, all that was left in the ring was a sound asleep Bob Backlund. The crowd was cheering hard for Owen to simply pin him, as he had no idea what went down. The ref counted to the 3 for the victory. Looks like the Dream Team got to the Real Americans again.. The announcers were calling the Hart Foundation tournament winnings, a miracle story. The New Brainbusters were looking on with Dillon, fromt he isleway.

Overall: 74

Crowd: 69

Match: 80

-ADVERTS-

Alexandria Yorke is with The Taylor Made Man, in an office setting. She's holding a clipboard, having a conversation with 'Her Boss'. We don't see the person that Yorke is talking too, but it seems like its the same office that a very placent, dark Repo Man was at a few weeks earlier.

<span style='color:red'>Yorke"....Yes Boss. Yes Boss...We understand that we are working for you. Ok......Ok....great....Thank you very much....we will not dissappoint.....Thank you, Boss.

Announcers speculated who the Boss was once again, going into the next match. 70%

.::They exit. When The door is closed, the sign on the front reads

'THE CARTEL'...</span>

Taylor Made Man gained overness from this segment. .

Dream Team d. The Hart Bros - To win the SMW Tag Team Titles

There were numerous 'Dream Team' Guards at ringside, but they were countered by a number of WWF Officials, including Jack Lanza, Ted Stanely, Vince Russo, and of course, Gerald Brisco. Great match, as Levesque had some strong battles with Owen & Bret that got the crowd into it. Finally...Bret wrestled sparsly, as his Neck was starting to bother him...at 16:32, all hell broke loose. The Guards that came with the Dream Team started attacking the officials at ringside. More unamed Guards (all wearing suits and Sun-glasses...kinda like Agent Steve Blackman's Secrect Service Wear) poored out of the back and attacked any and all officials in site. This, all happening once the match was going on. Then, walking, calmy down the isle, were Terry H. Hogan, Hillbilly Jim, Agent Steve Blackman, and the Leader of the Angry Cowboys--Cowboy Mike Hegstrand; bullwhip in hand. Owen Saw Hegstrand, and in protecting his brother leaped out of the ring, straight after Hegstrand. But Hegstrand stepped back, as Hillbilly Jim and Agent Steve Blackman took quick work of Owen. The Referee ran out of the ring, attending to Owen Hart. The annoucners stated that the ref COULD NOT throw out the match, or rule a DQ, simply because of the nature of the Match, being the finals of the SMW Tag Team Tournament. Bret was left for the 'dogs' as they say. The annoucners stated that wrestlers like Sid, Jerry Lawler, Tatanka, DWB--those fighting for the WWF were not in the building. After corning Bret, Bret tried to fight off All of the Immortals but the odds were to uneven. Finally, both Levesque and Beefcake held Bret up, ripped off his Neckbrace, and allowed Hegstrand to nail Bret with his stiff Lariat. That was all they needed to get the victory....

Overall: 73

Crowd: 69

Match: 78--Hegstrand Run in.

Jean Paul Levesque gained overness from this match.

After The Dream Team's victory, Hogan ran int the ring, grabbed the mic, and praised Hegstrand to no-end.

Hogan (Crowd is booing insanely, there are some debris in the ring). Ha..Ha..Ha...Brother, Brother, Brother!!! Hegstrand! Considering what you just for the Dream Team, and the Immortals as a whole--you can consider yourself a good friend--a great ally of the Immortals!!! Dude!! (he is shouting over the jeers from the crowd) This is what it's all about dude!! Right here!! Cowboy Mike Hegstrand, fighting on the side of the Immortals!!! Yea dude!! This Sunday night brotha!!! With Hegstrand, Fuller, Hillbilly, and The Newwwwwww SMW Tag Team Champions on our side, THE WWF PRESIDENCY IS OURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

PHAT TV comes to a close with Agent Blackman feeding officials to Hegstrand for him to nail the lariat on. They tried for Brisco, but he was rescued by the small number of officials who weren't attacked....Unfortunately, the current WWF President Joel Gertner, was....

Todd Pettengill Ending Soundbit" There is absolute anarchy in the ring!!! Could this be the beginning...of the End?"

Card Quality: 70

TV Rating: 7.69

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Great updates, I'm loving the whole Callous/Taker stuff. Lee is the one playing the new Undertaker right? Since he got the shit beat out of him by Blackman awhile back? (I think it was Blackman, Not too sure.) The three way for the title sounds like one awesome match too. The Bobby Heenan show is excellent :D

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Thanks for the comments guys. Keep the comments coming as I'd actually love to answer questions based on decisions that were made somet time ago. It'll help me (and everyone) understand the in depth planning and development on this diary.

Yea, Lee The Undertaker, is Brian Lee -- The one that really played the part of the Fake Undertaker feud, during the WWF '94/95ish Undertaker vs. Undertaker feud.

Brian Lee is such a better wrestler than Calloway...so I figured it'll be a bit cool to see how Lee fares in the 'pure [puro] wrestling' that I was trying to build. And of course, he fared fine...until Shangrila.....

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WWF COLLISION (OF THE IMMORTALS)

Venue: The Yi Jameson Sports Complex, Los Angelos California

Announcers: Vince McMahon & Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan

The Backstage Area was pretty cool. I got word that their was a small backstage shuffle with Jake the Snake Roberts and someone else. But everyone seems to be keeping their mouths sealed...so it probably wasn't that big of a deal. I'll ignore it. I'm starting him on a feud w/ DWB Tony Anthony, so I can't be worried with such small things. Today it was time for the PPV...and as wierd as this may sound, I wanted to this to be our best card ever? Why? Heres Why.

Hogan, a guy we fired, we brought back, and made pretty much the focus of the company. The whole invasion angle etc--just when we thought we were going to loose Hogan to WCW. Not only that, but with all time greats like Hillbilly Jim, Robert Fuller, & Gerald Brisco, mixed with current stars like Bret Hart, Cowboy Mike Hegstrand, Mountie & Ric Flair, AND, future stars like Jean Paul Levesque and Tatanka, this card had better deliver. Dillon told me that he's hoping for a 75% approval rating (card quality) or better. Russo said he'll be happy with a solid 70. Me? I just want a PPV that's going to help us win the ratings war. Well, it's about time for the fanfest downstairs.

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The 30 minute 'free show' on the Pay Per Veiw channel covered the fanfest that the WWF decided to hold at the last minute. Signing autographs were many of the guys that were recently brought up from the VWF developement territory; Doink The Clown (Who did his evil heel act and just squirted people with unwashable ink. He made a 10 year old cry to...right there on camera), Koko B. Ware (Who looked bulkier since coming back up), Owen Hart, Johnny Smith & Superstar Paul Bearer, and Jack Lanza. They did a little 'angle' where they 'said' that the Immortals were trying to get into the Fan-Fest, but were locked out by security. Yea, I believe that one. They did do one backstage angle to close the pregame and start the show.

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Koko B. Ware was shown on camera, to a nice pop. Many remember the rather 'small' push he got with his 'deadly' brainbuster called the Ghostbuster. Koko was all decked out in shades that only he could get away with wearing. He had Frankie, his parrot with him. He was walking to say hello to WWF Matchmaker Gerald Brisco. He walks into his office:

<span style='color:red'>Koko B. Ware:" Oh hey! Gerry! Whats up man! Boy it's crazy around here since I left! I just wanted to wish you luck tonight against Terry H. Hogan! Frankie will be rooting you on too!! (He does his special 'flapping' of the arms, signifying a bird flying...that he always did.)

Gerald Brisco (Trying to match Koko's face with someone that he knows." Um. Who are you?"

Koko B. Ware" It's me! Koko B. Ware! (Starts flapping the arms again) Remember that? The Bird-Man! The Ghostbuster?...Frankie...?"

Gerald Brisco (He still does not remember Koko B. Ware. But he pretends to, while secretly pressing the emergency button undernearth his desk.)" Ohhh Yeaaa...Koko Bee Ware! Like The Bird Man! (Brisco starts flapping his arms--the crowd is laughing) And Bee Ware. Like Bee's. Bzzzzzzzzzzz!!! (He's starting to flap his arms again while Buzzing like a Bee."

Koko B. Ware"No. You mean you don't remember me?"

**Suddenly security comes in and apprehends Koko B. Ware, calling him a 'Wacko', and they escort him out of the Building. Koko starts singing his theme song, hoping that Brisco would suddenly remember him....**</span> 69%

Koko B. Ware's turn was completed, and he is now a heel. Koko B. Ware gained overness from this turn.

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The show started with announcer Howard Finkel, introducing to the ring 'Legendary WWF Tag Team Specialist, Gerald Brisco.' Brisco was joined by fellow Matchmakers Vince Russo, & Ted Stanley, and Road Agents Jack Lanza & Toney Garea, along with WWF President Joel Gertner. Brisco started off the festivities with an interview.

Gerald Brisco"Welcome everyone to 'WWF Collision!!!!' This is without a doubt THE most important Pay Per View in the History of The WWF! (Crowd cheers) Tonight. There will be 5 MATCHES. Winner gets control of the WWF Presidency! In short. ABSOLUTE POWER! Hogan. Prepare to be taught a WRESTLING lesson! "

-Highlights of The Immortals debut, from Wrestlemania aired, with the Hogan's soundbite ending the segment; "The Past Present And Future Of Professional Wrestling Bring you the Immortals...."

Brisco continued.

Ladies and Gentlemen! Let the Collision of the Immortals Begin!!! DWB's music hit the PA system, for our first match, as Brisco and Company left the ring. 71%

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MATCH 1 - SCORE 0-0

1. DWB Tony Anthony vs. Hillbilly Jim - SMW Heavyweight Title

This was a typical brawl match. Hillbilly Jim, brought with him, 12 pigs that he had in his 'farm'. The two started off with a series of power shoulder blocks off the rope. Hillbilly Jim won each of those challenges, but DWB kept getting up, to nice pops from the crowd. Finally, after Hillbilly Jim blocked a clothesline, he suprised DWB with a quick and sudden big boot, that took him down quickly. Hillbilly got a mix of cheers from Hardcore Traditional fans, while getting boos from most of the crowd. At 15:43, Hillbilly Jim nailed DWB with a giant press slam for the near fall. At this point, Jake the Snake Roberts came down the isle, with his Snake. Instead of going for DWB, who he has had problems with in the past, he started taunting Hillbilly Jim's pigs with his snake, Damien. The announcers called this part of Roberts' mind games on Anthony. Hillbilly saw this and freaked out, starting to jaw with Roberts. Bobby Heenan had a funny comment here;

Heenan"Hey McMahon, have you ever seen a beard move with such intensity? "

As Hillbilly was arguing, DWB stuck up behind him for a quick roll up and the 3 count! DWB Tony Anthony, successfully defends the SMW Title, and scores the first win for the WWF!**

Overall: 59

Crowd: 62

Match: 54

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During the brief intermission, they showed Koko B. Ware buying a ticket to Collision from a scalper outside the building. Geez, anything to be in the WWF these days.

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MATCH 2 - SCORE 1-0 (WWF)

2. The Dream Team vs. The Real Americans - SMW Tag Team Titles

Dream Team came to the ring surrounded by security as always. McMahon made a comment that those guards are really there to start trouble, and not to 'protect' the Dream Team. Heenan said that Mcmahon should mind his business. Bob Backlund and Brutus Beefcake started the match off, with Beefcake being the most dominant. Backlund later got the hot tag to Rotunda who took it to Beefcake until he escaped, tagging in Levesque. Levesque and Rotunda did a little stare down. The Stare down ended when Levesque was cracked in the face with a kick, as he was doing his 'royal bow', right in front of Rotunda. End of the match came here when Brutus Beefcake got Backlund in the Sleeper Hold. He took out Rotunda, tagged in Levesque...and Levesque locked on the pedigree on Backlund...who was fast asleep anyway. That was all they needed to defend the SMW Tag Titles, and pick up the first win for the Immortals.Mcmahon and Heenan had another classic exchange as McMahon was calling the match.

McMahon"Oh C'mon! The pedigree is not needed! For pete's sake--It's like pedigreeing a corpse!! "

Heenan"A corpse? Did you just call Backlund a corpse? I know he's old, but that was just mean. "

McMahon"You know what I meant, Brain "

Heenan"I know I know what you meant. And it was mean. I told you. "

The Dream Team left to the ring, with the Guards carrying thier SMW Tag Team Belts. The idea is that 'they are too good' to hold their own titles.

However, as they were walking toward the back, Kim Chee came running out of the back; behind him--George 'The Animal' Steele & The Berzerker-The Berzerkers! Steele had a chair and cracked it over the head of Brutus Beefcake, while The Berzerker clobbered Levesque square in the face with his giant sheild.

After knocking down the SMW Tag Team Champions, and the bodyguards around them, The Berzerkers went right for the Real Americans who were still in the ring. Rotunda was on outside, and got cracked on the back by Slick's Cane, while the Berzerkers pounded an already unconcious Bob Backlund. Officials finally came to the rescue of both teams--Vince McMahon and Bobby Heenan had another one of their classic exchanges.

McMahon"These two are animals!! They need to be tied up!!"

Heenan"Tied up? Stop it with your sexual inuendos, McMahon." **1/2

Overall: 65

Crowd: 60

Match: 71

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While they were setting up the cage for the next match Todd Pettengill was in the crowd asking people who they wanted to win the series. Suprisingly (or maybe not) 3 out of the 5 people wanted The Immortals to win, so that Terry H. Hogan can become WWF President. One of the fans were identified as RonDo...and had a 'WWF's #1 fan shirt on'...

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MATCH 3 - SCORE 1-1 (TIED)

3. Robert Fuller vs. Tatanka - CAGE (Cowboy's -n- Indians Match)

Robert Fuller came out first and demanded that they show a highlight reel of him during his career. Because WWF didn't have the video rights for the Memphis stuff from early in his career, they showed most of his violent matches from Smokey Mountain Wrestling. It was interrupted, to a big pop by Tatanka's music...and the match was underway...Fuller started off kicking Tatanka down as soon as he entered the ring, but Tatanka pretty much had the rest of the match under his belt. Finally moments of the match came when Tatanka threw Fuller face first, into each side of the cage, causing him to bleed from the head after the third one. Crowd popped huge for this. Tatanka then, landed the Trail of Tears finisher, leading the WWF to need only one more win! They showed the WWF faces all cheering in the back. Maybe Brisco would NOT have to fight Hogan!**

Overall: 67

Crowd: 72

Match: 56

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MATCH 4 - SCORE 2-1 (WWF)

4. Cowboy Mike Hegstrand vs. Bret Hart - Texas Death Match (Cowboy's -n- Indians Match)

They showed both men in the back, as they walked to the ring. This match, should the favourite...Bret Hart win, would secure Joel Gertner & The WWF the Presidency. Owen wished Hart good luck, until they were both blindsided by Hegstrand. "No Rules pretty boy!!!, yelled Hegstrand as he started to whip Hart w/ his Bullwhip over and over again. Crowd was really digging into Hegstrand. Hegstrand is actually starting to get a cult following of fans--the tweener that he is. Hegstrand continued to pound Bret until the referee, Joey Marella kept yelling at him to stop. "Stop? Stop?, Yelled Hegstrand. He then followed that up with nailing Marella with a Lariat that sent him landing akwardly right on his head. Mind you, they were still in the back right behind the curtain area. WWF President Joel Gertner & Gerald Brisco both came out yelling at Hegstrand for attacking an official--Hegstrand responded by giving a headbutt to both men, sending them both staggering off camera. Finally, Bret recoverd, and stopped the carange by nailing Hegstrand from behind. Bret grabbed anything in site, and pounded Hegstrand with them, including (but not limited to) TV moniters, poles, chairs, crates, tables, and finally Hegstrands Bullrope. Hart began to choke Hegstrand with it for about the next 3 or 4 minutes..which got the crowd more into the match big time. After kicking out of a near fall, Hegstrand started to fight back, but was quickly cut off by a low blow by Hart. Big pop, for the illegal move, which the announcers stressed was ONLY allowed because of this being a Texas Death Match-WWF style at least. Another near fall followed and continuous Brawling occured until the two ended up in the crowd, when Hegstrand tossed Bret over the railing on their way back to the ring. Well...that was the first time that they tried to go to the ring. Hegstrand teased hitting fans--and when he did, Hart regained the upper hand each time. Finally, at 13:11, Hart locked in the Sharpshooter on Hegstrand, but Hegstrand 'powered out of it', causing Bret to tumble face first to the hard unprotected floor. When Hart got up, he was met with a lariat, that sent Hart nearly spinning in the air. Hegstrand pulled the upset. Cowboy Mike Hegstrand defeated Bret HitMan Hart at 14:44! This tied the series up...As it was now up Gerald Brisco to protect the WWF Presidency...***

Overall: 80

Crowd: 84

Match: 73

5. The Mountie vs. Ric Flair vs. Shawn Michaels - WWF Title

Many wrestling purists were really wondering how the WWF was going to go about this match. Ric Flair is one of the most over men in the company, while Shawn is probably the 2nd or 3rd face. But the Mountie, over the last year has improved tremendously, and has been quite the stellar World Champion. JJ Dillon was at ringside for Flair, while Jimmy Hart & Ray Rougeau were at ringside for The Mountie. Ray brought his 'Good Citizen's' Trophie with him. Before the match started, with all three men in the ring, Mountie had something to say.

The Mountie"Ya know, it's obvious who is worthy of the WWF Title! It's me! The Mountie!!! (He starts pounding his chest with his cattle prod). I mean c'mon...On one end we have a 'Nature Boy', and other the other hand we have a 'Boy Toy'...Why don't you two just get together and have a 'Boy Party!' Hhahahahaahaha!" (Some fans are laughing--but Ray, and Hart are laughing hysterically.) Flair grabs the mic.

Flair"Listen, Mountie...You don't like me, and I don't like you...but one thing is clear-to a fan: Shut up Jackass! As I was saying...(He starts to strut..crowd goes nuts) One...thing...is....WOOOOO!!!!! So clear!!!! And thats THAT one of us doesn't belong here!!!"They both look over to Shawn...The crowd gives one of those "ohhhh's"...

**At that point, both the Mountie went for Shawn Michaels...but Ric Flair swerved him, and he and Micheals started to double team the Mountie to a big pop. Mountie was getting thrown all over the ring, for about the next 10 minutes, until he finally escaped to the comforting Arms of Ray Rougeau and Jimmy Hart outside the ring. Hart was yelling random things into his Megaphone as usual. Flair and Michaels then went at it for about 5-6 more minutes before the Mountie got involved again. He was really beat up. Cool spot at 12:43 saw Flair get thrown into the turnbuckle, do his flip over the turnbuckle spot into a savatte kick by Shawn Michaels, sending Flair off the turnbuckle and onto the arena floor. From here Mountie started putting the boots to Flair, and threw him into the steps, to get nice heel heat. Shawn was busy in the ring yelling at Ray Rougeau & Jimmy Hart. Mountie saw this and jumped in the ring, suprising Shawn with his Uranage. That was all Mountie needed to pin Shawn in 15:32. Ric Flair and Mountie battled it out for another 10 minutes until they double clotheslined each other, causing both men to be laid out. At this point JJ Dillon & Jimmy Hart got into a verbal battle, with the two doing a pretty bad impersonation of a wrestling match. Finally the rest of the Horsemen, and the rest of the Canadian Foundation ran down the isle to break it up. At 27:55 Flair got up first and went for the figure four, but Mountie countered it kicking Flair into the ropes--when Flair bounced back off, Mountie caught him in the Urange for the pin! The Mountie has successfully defending the WWF Title!!

Directly after the match, The Mountie and his brother Ray kept doing 'the Ric Flair Strut' to a hostile crowd. It was even funnier because The Mountie kept falling on purpose, and going 'Whoooooaaaa!!! Whooooaaaaaa!!' Heenan was great here going

"Hey look it's Ric Flair!" while McMahon tried to ignore him.

***1/2

Overall: 80

Crowd: 89

Match: 80

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MATCH 5 - TIEBREAKER

6. Gerald Brisco vs. Terry H. Hogan - For Control of the WWF

Brisco was dressed in your average sports wear. Of course McMahon kept saying that Brisco was in the best shape of his life. Pretty lame match ring wize--they had to keep it short--but its understandable-here you have a manager that can't wrestle, and Brisco, who retired years ago. But the star power was there so the crowd loved it. WWF President Joel Gertner came out first and announced that if anyone from the Immortals interfered that they would automatically forfeit the match! To be very clear, Gertner listed all of the members of the Immortals, including the Angry Cowboys. Shane McMahon was the ref..but his name was not acknowledged on TV. Match started off with Brisco and Hogan doing a test of strength. Brisco was easily overpowered, and was beginning to loose the match instantly. At this point Vince Russo hit the ring and nailed Hogan from behind with a chair. Hogan no-sold it and turned around to Russo giving his little "No, No , No" hand jesture...some cheered, but most of the arena booed the hell out of Hogan. This led to Brisco kneeing Hogan from behind, to get the upperand. Brisco starting nailing Hogan with non-stiff strikes to the back, but Hogan sold it well. Brisco then threw Hogan into the ropes, but Hogan reversed it and nailed him with the Big Boot, followed by a Leg Drop! 1...2....? At this point Ref Shane McMahon refused to count to three! McMahon made a comment about how 'That official knows where his allegiance lies!' Hogan got up, and was about to nail the ref...then the locker room poored out with WWF Officials. Led by a waiving 60 year old Matchmaker Ted Stanley, came Tony Garea, Jack Lanza, Tim White, The Hebners, Bill Busch, Stan Holiday (Writer), Rene Goulet, and even Canadian Foundation Member Pat Patterson, and Four Horsemen Manager JJ Dillon! They all jumped Hogan to a pretty loud pop. Heenan was going nuts, with Vince asking him 'We have to do what we can!! Anything we can! Do you want them to win!? I sure don't!"

The Referee, Shane McMahon started doing this 'ghetto' dance, while jabbing at Hogan while the other officials held him up....Here's the final call by Vince Mcmahon and the Brain.

Final call; by the broadcast team of

Vince McMahon & Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan

...And would you look at this, Brain!!! Look at that Referee go! Giving the punches to Hogan!! And look at this now! Big chair shot by WWF Great Jack Lanza! Hogan is on Dream Street!! The officials are now leaving the ring!

Heenan" Why are they all celebrating? Brisco hasn't won yet!"

McMahon" Because its over! Hogan can't get up! He's been mugged! And good for him! The Immortals can't even intefere! The list has been set! And now...there it is! Legendary Tommahawk Thrust Chop by Brisco!!"

**Suddenly there is a comotion in the crowd. Someone is trying to make their way to the crowd**

Heenan"Wait a second! Who is...that fan is jumping the railing! I can't see from here!"

McMahon" Well, I'm sure that security will take care of him...The cover! 1....2.....NO!!! That fan is in the ring, and he's attacking Brisco! Wait a second!! That's no fan!! Thats! KOKO B. WARE???"

**KOKO executes 3 quick Ghostbusters on the 46 year old Brisco** At this point, WWF Official Katy-Jayne runs to the ring. She was the very official that was paid off by the Million Dollar Alliance to lead Macho King's rival, Sid Justice into a trap. It looks like she was 'influenced' once again..because she is wearing a refs uniform. She orders the first ref out of the ring.**

McMahon"My god! Did you see those Brainbusters!! And now, look who's coming down the isle! That ungrateful whore! Katey-Jayne Meyers! Oh no! Hogan is now Legdropping Brisco! 1...2...3!!! No!! No!! No!! Terry H. Hogan wins!!"**1/2

Overall: 73

Crowd: 86

Match: 45

Officials try to come to the save, but its too late. They stop midway in the islway, and watch the ring fill up with the Angry Cowboys & The rest of the Immortals. Terry H. Hogan, Agent Steve Blackman, Hillbilly Jim, Brutus Beefcake, Jean Paul Levesque - The Immortals. And The Cowboys: Robert Fuller, manager Paul Ellering, Cowboy Mike "Hawk" Hegstrand, Cowboy Bob Orton, and Dutch Mantell. They are all Hugging. Terry Hogan gets up, and starts flapping his arms like Koko B. Ware. The crowd is in a state of shock, as they are booing Hogan's and Koko's Mannerisms! The ring quickly fills up with debris as Hogan gets the mic.

Terry H. Hogan"Hahaha Thats right brothers!!! I told you we would do it! And we have this man to thanks!! Another man that the WWF never appreciated!! The Bird Man", Koko B. Ware!! Hahahahaha!!!! Just when you thought you had all the answers, WWF! You pull this junk about how none of us can interfere, but then every man in a WWF Suit mugs me!! Well I found the answer! And, Brothers, if you try to pull that junk about how you said no-one from the Immortals could intefere, remember, brothers--Koko B. Ware wasn't on that list! So...allow me to introduce the NEEWWWWWW member of the IMMORTALS!!! KOKO B. WARE!" *KOKO TAKES THE MIC**

Koko B. Ware" (Starts Flapping is arms, crowd boos--Frankie, his bird has been placed on the ring post) Wow! I haven't recieved a responce like that in my whole career! And I don't care either! Because for years, I've always been, 'the happy little black man who runs around with his bird'! And what did I get for it? NOTHING!!! The biggest thing to fame that I've ever seen was a short lived tag team with 'The Rocket' Owen Hart! Owen's in the Big Bad Hart Foundation now! Me? I'm in the VWF!! Oh, what is the VWF you ask? It's the WWF's 'developement territory!' That's right! Koko B. Ware wasn't 'GOOD ENOUGH' the way I was! I was on the 'same level' as: Barry Horowitz, (Crowd Laughs), Iron Mike Sharpe (Crowd Laughs), DUANE GILL!! (Crowd is in an uproar). Hey!! Stop laughing!! Well guess what! I'm back!! And in a big way! With the Newwwwww President of the WWF!! This is 1994! The Year of the BirdMan! Koko B. Ware is back!! This, my friends, is the Year--of the Bird Man. So 'B. Ware!!!

Koko B. Ware starts flapping his arms. So do the Angry Cowboys and the Immortals. Raw goes off the air...with....yes...Everyone in the ring Flapping their arms like birds...They were enjoying it...but the crow was booing to no end. Terry H. Hogan is the new WWF President. 88%

Koko B. Ware gained overness from this segment.

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Show Recap

Buy Rate: 1.92

The Competition 1.97

('94, a big year for Wrestling)

Card Quality: 77% :)

Best Match: Ric Flair vs. The Mountie vs. Shawn Michaels

Worst Match: Hillbilly Jim vs. DWB Tony Anthony

Feedback WANTED. :):lol:

Dave Schmeltzer Note: I think Koko got more air time on this PPV than he did, during his whole (short) WWF Career.

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Private Meeting with The Canadian Foundation

JJ Dillon "Jimmy Hart, Hi...we need to talk."

Hart (Speaking into his Megaphone) " Whats up baby!! What do you need baby!! The Mouth of the South Baby!! Right here!!!"

Pat Patterson "Um. Yea. I'm going to be taking over as The Manager of the Mountie...because...quite frankly at this point...you don't fit in."

Hart (Speaking into his Megaphone) " What do you mean baby!! This is---"

JJ Dillon "Yeaaaaa . Um....as we were saying...we feel that to take the next step higher for the Mountie, he needs someone with a bit more 'Credibility' to be his mouth piece...and quite frankly you aren't doing the job."

Hart (He turns off his Megaphone) " Oh ok. I knew this was coming. Yea. The fans just aren't believe me as part of this CANADIAN Foundation. I know I haven't been doing my job well."

Vince Russo "Well its not that Jim, its just that--well you are a midcard Manager. And the Mountie has become more than we ever expected. Now we need someone who's over with the fans--such as a WWF Hall Of Famer such as Patterson--to get The Mountie, to the next level of Overness...."

Hart (He has now turned off his Megaphone for good) " Ok. Well...Good luck Jacques...I guess I'll pack my bags...."

Pat Patterson "NO! Jimmy Hart, you are w/o a doubt one of the great WWF Managers. You've done wonders for guys like, Brutus Beefcake, Greg Valentine, and The Honky Tonk Man...so...we have a new team for you."

--In walks in The Roadie & Rockabilly--

Hart (Speaking into his Megaphone) " Yea Baby!! Rhythym and Bruise baby!!! Thats right baby!! Rhythym and Bruise!! And the Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart!!! Thats right Baby)"

After the next Raw Pat Patterson is no longer the 'advisor', he will be the manager (I will be posting his stats), and Jimmy Hart is now the manager of our new lower midcard team. Rhythym and Bruise. He will help them get them over. He's done all he can do with the Mountie. 'Somone Better' (And Canadian) will be taking the Mountie to the next level: Pat Patterson.

There will be some sort of TV explanation..."Jimmy Hart" Found a new tag team, or something......

::everyone in room does the birdman flap as a show of good faith to Jimmy Hart.....Jimmy Responds with his own version::

::closes door::

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