Yet Another WWE diary

[craig]

let him do it how he wants most seem to like it, geez all you seem to be doing is going in diary's and moaning, where your dairy, o yeh it was worse than mine and now inactive

[Kanegetshighbysmellinhisarmpits]

I'm all for constructive criticism, but Triple X needs to look in a dictionary and find out what it means. Thanks for the support, Sally, it was very much appreciated by me ang Mr.G.

[ravenjuice]

yes, nice to know we have at least one fan lol.

J said i appreciated it without asking me. I might hate the fact that you support us. As it happens, i dont, and im just rambling.

Expect a full (i say full, there arent many) list of trades up tonight.

And more comments pleeeease

[Kanegetshighbysmellinhisarmpits]

Full list of Trades:

To RAW:

Chavo Guerrero

Rey Mysterio

Booker T

The Undertaker

To SmackDown:

Gene Snitsky

Edge

Chris Benoit

Shawn Michaels

[ravenjuice]

WWE Smackdown!

1st Match: Paul London vs. Scotty Too Hotty

Cruserweight Title Match

London was defending his title for the second time in just 9 days. The champion seemed up to the challenge and gave as good as he got from a determined challenger. Scotty eventually got the upper hand, and hit a tornado DDT on the champion. Scotty looked at the crowd, and a huge grin appeared on his face...W...O...R....Scotty stopped, and had alook on his face that said "why the hell am i doing this?" and he went over to London, picked him up and lifted him up for a powerbomb, London reversed this into a facebuster, and both men were down as the lights went out. The lights were out for about a minute, and when they came back on, London was lying bloody in the middle of the ring, and Kidman, in his old wCw attire, was on the top rope. Kidman came down with a devastating shooting star press, and then sat down in the ring, grinning devilishly.

70%

Scotty Too Hotty, who had just watched his cruserweight title match go to waste, went outside and grabbed a chair and started smashing it against the turnbuckle. Then he grabbed a mic. "For 7 years iv been running around, dancing and prancing in the ring like an idiot, and im fed up of it! Nobody takes me..." Scotty Too Hotty trailed off as the music of the new WWE tag team champions hit, Scotty dropped the mic and got ready for a fight as Snitsky and Heidenreich made their way down to the ring. Heidenreich grabbed the steps, and laid them down in the ring, Snitsky and Heidenreich grabbed Scotty, and Spike Piledrivered him ontop of the steps, they picked him up, and did it again, before leaving the ring, as EMTS came down to aid Scotty.

63%

Eddie Guerrero and Edge are shown backstage, Edge is sitting the wrong way round on a folding chair, and Guerrero is lounging about on the floor.

"You know what would be good esse?" Eddie says looking up at his partner for tonight, which caused Edge to mockingly reply "No esse, what esse?" a grin cracked across Eddie's face "Homes, if your gonna be like this, then just forget it, Eddie Guerrero doesnt need a lunatic in his corner" Edge stood up and headed for the door, "No, he doesnt, he needs Edge."

91%

2nd Match: John Bradshaw Layfield vs. The Big Show. This match was made by General Manager Teddy Long, in an effort to judge whether Bradshaw deserved the title rematch he is after. These two brawlers went backwards and forwards in a gruelling slugfest, Bradshaw needed this as he hadnt got a victory since before WrestleMania 21. The match dragged on, but on the 10 minute mark, Big Show picked up JBL for a Chokeslam, only for the lights to go out for the second time that night. When the lights came back on, Big Show was out in a pool of his own blood on the ramp, and Bradshaw was standing, confused in the middle of the ring. The referee counted the Big Show out, and a spooked JBL ran back to the locker room, barely acknowledging his victory.

80%

Backstage Josh Matthews is shown backstage with the WWE Tag Team champions, Gene Snitsky and John Heidenreich, Poetic Accident. Josh tells the viewers that Snitsky has an announcement to make. Snitsky snatches the mic and goes to talk "Yes Josh, thats right, me and John, we're awful lonely, we've only got each other, no one else, and in this big wide world, thats quite scary Josh, dont you think its scary?" Josh nods "Well I was talking to myself last night when John was getting our food, and we decided on something, we decided that we need a friend, a brother, someone to keep us company, Josh, starting next week on Smackdown, America will bear witness to...SNITSKY SEARCH! the winner gets to be mine and Johns....brother.

68%

Back in the ring Teddy Long has a microphone, "Welcome, ladies and gentleman to WWE Smackdown! now I know all you playas out here didnt come here to listen to my ramblings, but bear with my, cus i think you'll holla after you've heard this! This message is being sent out, cross brand, to Raw General Manager Eric Bischoff. In June 1993, the WWE broadcast the first PPV version of an event that became a mainstay on WWE's pay per view calendar for the next 9 years, and i propose we bring it back, Eric Bischoff, i propose, this June, we have the first ever cross brand King of the Ring! There will be two tournament brackets, one backet Raw, one bracket Smackdown. The tournaments will be played out on their respective brands, and the final for each brand will take place at the King of the Ring ppv. Thanks for listening Bischoff, im sure you'll be willing to accept my challenge.

73%

Shawn Michaels is backstage, warming up for his match..."I've had a lot of great matches in the past, from Hell in a Cell, to ladder matches, i've won them all, I've beaten everyone I've been put up against...except for one man. That one man is Kurt Angle. Critics have been telling me that it was the best match they've ever seen. And you know what Kurt? that hurts, i respect you as an athlete, as a patriot, as a competitor, but not as a person. At the Royal Rumble, I superkicked you out of the match. You couldnt take that though. You had to come back in and blindside me like a sore loser, like the coward you are. Yes, I had my chance for revenge at Wrestlemania, and yes i got it, we kicked each others ass all over that arena...but i didn't win Kurt." The camera zooms out, and Sexy Boy can be heard coming over the public address system. "But tonight, i will."

94%

3rd Match: Kurt Angle vs. Shawn Michaels. Shawn ran out of the entranceway in a blind rage, wanting to avenge his Wrestlemania loss to Kurt, but was stomped on as soon as he got in the ring. Kurt dominated, and worked over Shawns bad back with stomps and a surfboard. Shawn managed to flip out of the 'board, and ran off the ropes, only to be clotheslined straight back down by Angle. At this point in the match RVD came wandering out to ringside, and attempted to get in the ring, yelling at Kurt. Referee Mike Chioda went to block RVD's entrance to the ring as Angle rolled to the outside, and picked up the ring bell. RVD refused to budge, and several more referees came down and helped Chioda escort him to the back, while the referee's back was turned though, Shawn Michaels walked into a vicous ring bell shot, which left him busted wide open. Angle made sure the win was his with an Angle Slam, and threw the bell out of the ring. Chioda got back into the ring and saw Kurt covering Shawn, and had no choice but to count the three.

92%

The lights in the arena cut out, and an ankh is shown on the titantron. The crowd fall silent as a dark voice eminates over them. "We are coming back, we are going to claim what is ours. Outcast, but never outgunned. Big Show, the end is near"

After the voice had spoken the lights came back on and the crowd were left to wonder what the message meant.

87%

4th Match: Eddie Guerrero and Edge vs. John Cena and Chris Benoit. The WWE champion John Cena teamed up with newly drafted Chris Benoit to face former WWE champion Eddie Guerrero and also newly drafted Edge. Guerrero and Benoit started the contest off, battling all over the ring, each one trying to outwit the other with their technical expertise. There was a particularly intense moment when Benoit reversed the final of the three amigos by falling behind Guerrero after being lifted into the air, and German Suplexed Eddie's head straight into the turnbuckle pad. Cena was tagged in, and he cleared house on Eddie and Edge. Cena hit an F-U on the illegal Edge, only to turn right into a stiff clothesline from Guerrero. Edge and Eddie then took Cena to the outside, and double powerbombed him through the announce table. Guerrero and Edge got back into the ring, resulting in a count out victory for them. Before they could start celebrating though, a rejuvinated Benoit got up and threw Guerrero out of the ring, and locked a crossface on Edge. Guerrero grabbed Cena's title from outside, and nailed Benoit with it, breaking up the crossface. Guerrero continued to beat on Benoit while Edge went outside and attacked an unconcious Cena with a steel chair as the show came to an end.

90%

TV Rating: 5.84

Overall Rating: 79%

[Kanegetshighbysmellinhisarmpits]

WWE RAW Preview

After the historic events off last Monday's RAW, this coming Monday is the blow off, as all four of the new members of the RAW brand will be featured in some way, shape or form. As the first Pay-Per-View after WrestleMania, the RAW produced Backlash, is only one week away, Eric Bischoff has a big announcement regarding the Backlash PPV. The World Heavyweight Champion Batista and his opponent for Backlash, Christian, will face off in a singles match, as a warm up for their match at Backlash. Also, Randy Orton and thte Undertaker collide as they also warm up for their match at next week's PPV. Be sure to tune in on Monday, as we join the road to Backlash!

Confirmed Matches:

Batista vs Christian

The Undertaker vs Randy Orton

Rey Mysterio vs Chavo Guerrero

William Regal/Tajiri vs Sylvain Grenier/Maven

[Triple X]

let him do it how he wants most seem to like it, geez all you seem to be doing is going in diary's and moaning, where your dairy, o yeh it was worse than mine and now inactive

[Kanegetshighbysmellinhisarmpits]

WWE Velocity

1st Match: Chris Benoit vs. Charlie Haas. On paper, this match is a technicians dream, and although it was still a tight contest, other things seemed to be on Benoits mind. The 19 year veteran seemed inexperienced, often turning his back on his opponent and arguing with the referee. Charlie Hass dominated most of the match, and even locked in the Hass of pain at one point, and a lesser man would of given up. However it seemed to be a wake up call for Benoit, who used his strength to power up and roll out of the submission. Benoit countered a german of Hass' with three of his own, and locked on the Crippler Crossface for the victory

78%

Backstage Big Show was shown lying motionless on the floor, right before his match.

65%

2nd Match: Carlito Carribean Cool vs. Orlando Jordan vs. Heidenreich vs. Big Show

Teddy Long booked this match wih a special stipulation: If Orlando won, he would not have to defend his title at the next pay per view. Orlando started the match with a viciousness rarely shown, and, along with the other two competitors, they went for a weakened Big Show, who was barely concious after being found backstage passed out. The action went back and forth, with each competitor getting close to beating the Big Show at one point. Carlito and Orlando brought up their differences again, and ended up brawling outside the ring. Despite not being the cleverest wrestler around, Heidenreich still managed to take advantage of this and caught the Big Show with his running sidewalk slam for the win. After the match, Snitsky came down, and him and Heidenreich demolished Jordan and Carlito, before standing tall together in the middle of the ring

72%

3rd Match: Shawn Michaels vs. Hardcore Holly. Two of the most loyal and experienced workers in the WWE battled it out in a suprisingly even contest. Hardcore used his brute strength in the early going to beat down Shawn. After Holly hit the Alabama slam, it looked like we might be in for an upset, however Shawn kicked out at two. Holly got frustrated, and lifted Shawn up for the Falcon Arrow, but Shawn dropped out behind him, and nailed the Sweet Chin Music for the win.

No sooner had Shawn won, was he lying on the mat again, as a result of an Angle slam from Kurt Angle, who had came through the crowd, he then locked on the Ankle Lock, forcing Shawn to tap out, Angle didnt let go until officials came down and dragged him off a now injured Shawn.

76%

4th Match: Billy Kidman, Akio and Spike Dudley vs. Paul London, Nunzio and Shannon Moore. Velocity was headlined by 6man cruserweight action, and it showcased just how much talent there is dying to break out of the Cruserweight division, and onto bigger things. Kidman and London were the leaders of their respective teams, and after what happened on Smackdown this week, London was dying for a piece of Kidman.

Kidman didnt enter the ring once in the entire contest, and any time Akio or Spike went for a tag, he either spat at them or looked away. Akio and Spike had Nunzio isolated for the majority of the match, but when Nunzio moved out of the way of a stiff kick from Akio, and it leveled Spike, which gave Nunzio the chance to tag London in. London showed why he was the best Cruserweight in the WWE, clearing house with a hurricanrana on Spike and a powerbomb on Akio, before climbing up to hit London Calling for the victory.

After the faces left the ring, Kidman proceeded to beat down Akio and Spike, yelling at them for being "pathetic losers" as he did so. He then piled them ontop of each other, and hit a Shooting Star Press, before leaving in disgust

70%

Overall Rating: 73%

TV Rating: 4.81

Edited October 1, 2005 by Kanegetshighbysmellinhisarmpits

[craig]

let him do it how he wants most seem to like it, geez all you seem to be doing is going in diary's and moaning, where your dairy, o yeh it was worse than mine and now inactive

Calm down, I don't go in diaries and moan, it's a fact that I really don't kike your diary HS. All I was asking is why Undertaker went from being a maineventer and a legend in the WWE to working on Velcoity. And Kanegetshighbysmellinhisarmpits if you're going to be like Hornpipe and complain about everything that people tell you (which wasn't even criticism so maybe you should find a dictionary) then maybe you shouldn't even be writing a diary. HS, my diary is very much active now on The EWR Clinic, so fuck off!

[Guest Heartbreak Kid]

hey guys, i have an idea! Instead of arguing in this diary, go over to PWf and read there way better ones!

[Kanegetshighbysmellinhisarmpits]

RAW presents Sunday Night Heat

Overall Rating: 79%

TV Rating: 4.81

Simon Inoki and Al Snow welcome you to Sunday Night Heat from Boston, Massachusetts.

1st Match: Steven Richards vs Maven. Richards was desperate to make up for his loss against Sylvain Greneir last week on Heat, and Maven seemed to be happy to give him his wish. Richards took control early on in the match with a series of dropkicks and bodyslams and never lost control again. He eventually won it with a superkick, pinning a battered Maven in just under two minutes. 67%

Muhammed Hassan walks down to the ring to a series of loud boos from the crowd. He climbs nonchalantly into the ring, before posing and taunting the crowd. He then gets handed a microphone and he puts it to his mouth. Hassan says that he, once again, displayed his superior wrestling abilities to the wider world by beating the All-American Marty Jannetty. The crowd starts to boo, and Hassan pauses before carrying on to say that the crowd are typically stupid, as they continue to boo the excellence that is Muhammed Hassan. Hassan then issues an open challenge to anybody who can summon the courage to face such an accomplished wreslter like himself in the main event, tonight. Hassan lowers the microphone and smiles. A few boo-filled minutes pass, but no-one emerges from the back. Hassan then rises the microphone to his mouth, and he begins to taunt the crowd, but he is interrupted by Chris Jericho. Jericho has a mic, and he tells Hassan that he will answer his challenge, and that Y2J will finally shut Hassan's big fat mouth. The crowd goes wild as Jericho stares down Hassan, who looks terrified. 78%

A hype video is played, showing the new Evolution team of Christian, Tomko and Ric Flair, but the video focuses on Triple H in the main. 82%

2nd Match: Tajiri vs Chavo Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio. This was a fantastic display of two new high-flying superstars who had recently joined RAW. All three superstars contributed to a superb match, which kept the crowd on their feet, as each man had their period of domination. However, there had to be an end, and it came when Tajiri hit the Buzzsaw kick on Chavo, but Mysterio came off the top rope with a hurracanrana on Tajiri before he pinned Chavo. All three men exchanged handshakes before they left the arena to the appreciation of the crowd. 80%

A hype video is played, focusing on the Undertaker. 89%

3rd Match: Booker T vs Mark Henry. This was a dreadful match, as Mark Henry no-sold virtually every move that Bokker tried on the big man. However, Henry did sell the Scissors Kick, which Booker performed to win the match. 63%

Muhammed Hassan is backstage with Lillian Garcia, doing an interview. Hassan says that he is going to use Jericho's over-confidence against him in their match, and that he would fight to defend the honour and pride that Hassan feels for his home country. He then says that Jericho is very much like the fans - a typically stupid American. Garcia then reminds Hassan that Y2J is actually Canadian, and Hassan throws a temper tantrum before running away, leaving Garcia laughing. 83%

4th Match: Chris Jericho vs Muhammed Hassan. This was quite an entertaining match and, although Hassan wasted most of the match cheating and running away, both men did display some of their talents. Jericho did dominate the ring for much of the match, however, and he eventually did win the match with an Enziguri. As Jericho played to the crowd, Hassan stumbled down the aisle, shouting to himself and to the crowd, and this is where the show ended. 85%

[Lineker]

let him do it how he wants most seem to like it, geez all you seem to be doing is going in diary's and moaning, where your dairy, o yeh it was worse than mine and now inactive

What in the blue hell did you just say?

I agree with Triple X though, Undertaker on Velocity one week, HBK and Benoit the next just doesn't make sense. Good idea to boost the shows rep, but do it by having great quality matches and putting your midcard over, not main eventers appearing on each show. Like the real WWE is doing now with Benoit fighting Regal on Velocity for the third time in a few months.

Apart from that, i like the diary, I like the writing style, and can't wait for Backlash.

Edited October 2, 2005 by Messiah-Dice

[Kanegetshighbysmellinhisarmpits]

RAW presents Monday Night RAW

Overall Rating: 80%

TV Rating: 5.74

Jim Ross and Jerry 'The King' Lawler welcome you to Monday Night RAW from Boston, Massachusetts.

1st Match: Rey Mysterio vs Chavo Guerrero. This was a fantastic opener, which deserved to be much further up the card. Both men performed many enthralling high-flying manouveres which gained much appreciation from the crowd. However, the match ended on a sour note. Just as Mysterio looked like he was starting to gain control of the match, Chavo hit him with a low blow,and then he hit the Gory bomb to win the match. As Chavo stumbled back to the locker room celebarting, Mysterio shouts at the referee, furious at how the ref missed the low blow. 83%

Eric Bischoff comes down to the ring with a microphone. He starts off by saying “As I’m sure you all know, Backlash is next week, and we already have two great matches confirmed: Randy Orton vs The Undertaker in a Hell in a Cell, (big pop from the crowd) and Batista vs Christian for the World Heavyweight Championship, in a falls count anywhere contest (smaller pop from the crowd.).” Bischoff then says that “After having a long hard think, I have come up with a match, at Backlash, for the No.1 Contendership for the World Heavyweight title (he pauses before continuing.). I believe that there are three main superstars that deserve to be in the match at Backlash, but I want a one-on-one match at the PPV. So, to settle this matter, I have arranged for a triple-threat match tonight to decide who will be in the match at Backlash. The winner of the match will go to Backlash, and he will face the wrestler that doesn't get pinned in the triple threat match. The superstars will be: Booker T...Kane...and Triple H”. He then leaves to a massive pop from the crowd. 82%

2nd Match: William Regal and Tajiri vs Sylvain Greneir and Maven for the World Tag Team Championship. This was a match dominated by Regal and Tajiri, as they showed how good they were compared to Greneir and Maven. However, this wasn't an easy ride for the Tag champs, as Ric Flair and Tyson Tomko

ran down to the ring and attacked Regal and Tajiri. The end came when Tomko went for a big boot on Tajiri, who ducked, and Tyson's boot connected with Maven. Regal then threw Tomko out of the ring, and Tajiri hit the Buzzsaw kick on the legal man, Grenier, to win the match. However, after the bell, Flair and Tomko beat down the tag champs with their own belts. 75%

3rd Match: The Hurricane vs Steven Richards. This was quite a good match, which the Hurricane dominated for the vast majority of, although Richards did himself proud nontheless. The end came when the Hurricane hit the Eye of the Hurricane to get the pin. 74%

Shelton Benjamin is in the ring. He takes a microphone and says, “I want to defend my Intercontinental title at Backlash, to prove that I am a worthy IC champ. I would like to face Rey Mysterio at Backlash, and I now officially challenge Mysterio to come out, tonight, and to accept my offer.” Shelton stands and waits for Mysterio. However, instead of Rey coming out, Chavo Guerrero makes his way to the ring with a microphone. He says, “Hold on, Shelton, surely I am more worthy of a title shot than that little punk, Mysterio, as I proved earlier tonight by beating him.” Then Mysterio comes out, and he shoves Chavo, and he grabs his microphone, and he accepts Shelton's challenge. However, Chavo gets back up and he clotheslines Mysterio. Benjamin is about to get involved when Chris Jericho runs out of the crowd and breaks up the three wrestlers. He then takes Shelton's microphone and says, “If you want to prove your worth as a Intercontinental champ, junior, you should face Chris Jericho, the greatest Intercontinental Champion ever, at Backlash”. Eric Bischoff then makes his way to the ring with a mic. He tells all the superstars to calm down, and he says that, at Backlash, Shelton Benjamin will defend his IC title against Rey Mysterio, Chavo Guerrero and Chris Jericho. 81%

Batista is arriving backstage, carrying the World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder. 82%

A video is played, hyping the Batista/Christian match at Backlash. 84%

4th Match: Randy Orton vs The Undertaker. This was a ferocious contest, which gave us a taste of what was to come when the two collide at Backlash. Both men had their period of dominance, but the Undertaker seemed to have the most control over his opponent. However, the end came when 'Taker was picking Orton up for a Last Ride when Orton hit a low blow, and he then hit the Undertaker with a RKO to win. Orton quickly escaped down the ramp, as 'Taker stared at him, with an evil glare in his eyes. 82%

5th Match: Triple H vs Booker T vs Kane. This was an extremely entertaining match from three of the most high profile superstars on the RAW roster. Every man put their bodies on the line, and all three ended the match with blood flowing from their heads. However, the end came when Triple H hit Booker with a sledgehammer while the ref was attending to a battered Kane. Triple H then secured the pin, leaving him to face Kane at Backlash. 81%

6th Match: Batista vs Christian. This was a thrilling match, with both men showing their capabilities, and filling the fans with the confidence that they will be in for a treat at Backlash. Batista dominated most of the match, as Christian spent most of the match running away from the Animal. The end came when Batista hit the 'Tista Bomb on Christian and was about to win when Evolution ran down, and attacked the World Heavyweight Champion. This led to a disqualification victory for Batista, but the moral victory lay with Christian, as the show ended with Evolution beating down an outnumbered Batista. 81%

[Your Mom]

hey guys, i have an idea! Instead of arguing in this diary, go over to PWf and read there way better ones!

Why dont you go ahead and head over there now? This is like your 4th warning in 2 days and I say thats enough. Banned!

Sorry for the interruption guys.

[ravenjuice]

OOC

hey guys, i have an idea! Instead of arguing in this diary, go over to PWf and read there way better ones!

Why dont you go ahead and head over there now? This is like your 4th warning in 2 days and I say thats enough. Banned!

Sorry for the interruption guys.

[ravenjuice]

Join us tomorrow for another explosive edition of Smackdown!

John Cena looks to settle the score for the final time, one on one against John Bradshaw Layfield, with his title on the line, can Cena come out on top once more?

It's opening day for Poetic Accidents "Snitsky Search" and we have been promised a very special first participant, a numbah wan first participant.

Last week on Smackdown, the Big Show was assaulted mid match by an unknown assailant, then on Velocity, he was found passed out right before he was due to go out, his assailant has promised to reveal himself this week, but will he do it before, after, or during Big Shows match against Kidman?

Kurt Angle and Rob Van Dam will collide in one on one action following RVD's assault of Angle on his return and his strange interference in the Angle/Michaels match on last weeks show, speaking of the Heartbreak Kid, will we see him involved in some way?

All this, and more, only on this weeks edition of Smackdown!

[ravenjuice]

(This show's write up was lost at some point, so the results are going to be brief)

WWE Smackdown!

Teddy Long opened this edition of Smackdown, coming down to the ring and announcing that tonights main event would indeed be a Wrestlemania 21 rematch, pitting WWE Champion John Cena against John Bradshaw Layfield

66%

1st Match: Kidman vs. Big Show. In what could only be considered a huge upset, Kidman defeated the Big Show. Show looked to have an easy victory on the cards, dominating most of the match, and going for a Showstopper on Kidman, only for the lights to go out! When the lights came back up, Show was lying bloody in the middle of the ring, and just to add insult to injury, Kidman came off the top with a shooting star press to secure the win.

After the match, the lights dimmed. The ankh was shown on the screen again, and a voice crept out over the P.A.

"Big Show, your life's been a misery these last few weeks, and I'm sure you want to know who's responsible and why they're doing it. The answer to the second question is simple. I'm doing it because i can. Who am i? I think it's about time you found out first hand."

With that, Raven came from backstage! He had a baseball bat in his hand, and ran to the ring, where Show was struggling to his feet. Raven gave Kidman an evil smirk, and brought the bat down hard across the Big Shows skull. Raven and Kidman embraced, before heading to the back.

70%

2nd Match: Edge vs. Hardcore Holly vs. Chris Benoit. Hardcore Holly showed his experience in this match, allowing Edge and Benoit's dislike for each other to overflow, and as a result, Holly was a spectator for much of the match. Holly picked Benoit up for the Alabama Slam, but turned into a Spear from Edge which left Holly gasping for air and crushed Benoit. Edge picked up the win by pulling on Holly's tights.

78%

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT! HEIDEN-HEIDENREICH!" the monstrous team of Poetic Accident made their way down to ringside for this, the first edition of Snitsky Search! Heidenreich grabbed the mic "Last summer, the WWE had its first ever Diva Search, which is all well and good, if you want a beautiful woman by your side. But me and Snitsky dont, we want a nice, big, sweaty man to partner us. The beautiful women of this world dont look kindly at me and Gene, we want...one of us!"

With that, Funaki's music played, and Smackdowns numbah wan announcer made his way to the ring, "Gene, John, I am, Funaki, Smackdown, Numbah wan announcer.I, travel many lands, over many moons, to be, competitor, in this,first ever, Snitsky search."

Heidenreich took the mike back, and asked Funaki what he was going to do to impress them. Funaki took the mic back. "John, Gene, I, Funaki, will sing, a song." Funaki took a deep breath before belting out, "Haaaaaaaaaaaan Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will ah-lwaysssss love youuuuuuuuuuu" Gene had already seen enough, and hit Funaki with a big boot, signalling the end of his audition

59%

3rd Match: Kurt Angle vs. Rob Van Dam. These two competitors matched each other pretty well, and produced a few minutes of exciting action, before Shawn Michaels came down and ruined the spectacle, looking to extract revenge for Angle's ring bell shot the previous week, he did get his revenge, connecting with a sweet chin music, and the match was thrown out, much to the fury of RVD.

93%

Shawn was not finished though, not by a long shot, and he made Angle pay for what he had done, getting the same ring bell that had busted him open, and assaulting Angle with it, leaving him in a pool of his own blood.

95%

4th Match: John Cena vs. JBL. Cena looked to retain his title against JBL, and at one point it looked like he wouldnt, with JBL clotheslining Cena right out of the ring! Bradshaw threw Cena back in the ring, but Cena had recovered enough to kick out at two. Cena turned the match around at that point, and eventually won with an F-U.

83%

[Kanegetshighbysmellinhisarmpits]

WWE BACKLASH Preview

This Sunday brings the first WWE Pay-Per-View since the historic events of WrestleMania XXI...this sunday, RAW presents WWE Backlash, live on PPV! What havoc will Batista and Christian create when they collide in a Falls Count Anywhere Match, with Batista's World Heavyweight Title on the line! Will the newly formed Evolution get involved? Also, will the Legend Killer Randy Orton be able to beat the Dead Man, The Undertaker, in the Undertaker's back yard...Hell in a Cell! Will Orton be able to overcome his WrestleMania loss to this WWE Legend? Who will become the new No.1 Contender for the World Heavyweight Championship, The Game Triple H or The Big Red Machine Kane? Will Shelton Benjamin be able to keep hold of his Intercontinental Title when he steps in the ring with Chavo Guerrero, Rey Mysterio and Chris Jericho? Two other matches have been confirmed on WWE.com over the past week - William Regal and Tajiri will defend their World Tag Team Titles against the newly formed team of Tyson Tomko and The Nature Boy Ric Flair, and Trish Stratus will defend her Women's Championship in a triple-threat match against Lita and Victoria. Be sure to tune in this sunday to what is sure to be yet another roller-coaster ride, full of blood, sweat and some priceless T and A!

Confirmed Matches

World Heavyweight Title Falls Count Anywhere: Batista vs Christian

No.1 Contendership for the WHT: Triple H vs Kane

Intercontinental Title: Shelton Benjamin vs Rey Mysterio vs Chavo Guerrero vs Chris Jericho

Hell in a Cell: Randy Orton vs The Undertaker

Tag Team Titles: William Regal/Tajiri vs Ric Flair/Tyson Tomko

Women's Title: Trish Stratus vs Lita vs Victoria

Edited October 7, 2005 by Kanegetshighbysmellinhisarmpits

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WWE Velocity

1st Match: Edge vs. Mark Jindrak. Edge squared off against a member of Team Angle to open Velocity. Edge is still on his mission to get a world title around his waist. Jindrak worked over Edge’s neck, even hitting a neckbreaker off the toprope at one point. Edge used Jindraks momentum against him though, springing back off an irish whip and hitting the spear for the three count.

76%

2nd Match: Billy Kidman vs. Akio. Kidman was still visibly upset about what went down last week on Velocity, and attacked Akio with a Singapore cane before Akio made it out to the entrance ramp. Once Kidman had satisfied his bloodlust, it was a simple case of dragging him to the ring, hitting the shooting star press for good measure, and winning the match.

63%

A video is shown, highlighting the events of Smackdown last week

87%

3rd Match: Carlito Carribean Cool vs. Charlie Haas. These two U.S. title contenders squared off in one on one action. The match went around the ring, and into the crowd, Carlito got the upper hand with a series of Fisherman suplexes, and climbed up top. Before Carlito could manoeuvre himself to come off, Charlie met him halfway and looked to counter, but Carlito hit a sunset flip, and hung onto the ropes for the victory

78%

4th Match: Poetic Accident vs. The Basham Brothers. The tag titles were on the line, however Poetic Accident continued with their vicious streak. Danny Basham was completely eliminated minutes into the match, when Snitsky and Heidenreich powerbombed him onto the steel steps after a double clothesline on Doug. The result was virtually predetermined after that, Doug put up a brave fight, kicking out of two double powerbombs, but when Snitsky came off the top with a clothesline for the third one, Doug stayed down for the three.

72%

5th Match: Raven vs. JBL. Raven had his redebut match tonight against former WWE champion JBL. This was a vicious brawl, with JBL struggling to keep up with Raven. Neither man played fair, with countless eye rakes, low blows, and illegal uses of the ropes being used by both competitors. Raven reversed a Clothesline attempt from JBL, and hit the Raven effect, only to have JBL kick out at two. Raven, frustrated, kicked JBL below the belt, getting himself disqualified. Raven was disgusted with the decision, and made Charles Robinson aware of it, sharing a Raven Effect with him. He turned his attention to JBL, only to discover that he had escaped while he had the chance.

78%

Overall Rating: 76%

TV Rating: 4.05

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RAW presents Backlash on PPV

Overall Rating: 82%

PPV Rating: 1.83

Jim Ross and Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler welcome you to WWE Backlash from Cleveland, Ohio.

Heat Main Event Match: Eugene Dinsmore vs Maven. Maven entered the arena first, to mostly a dull silence, although there was a faint smatter of boos. The atmosphere changed dramatically, however, when Eugene entered. The majority of the crowd cheered when Eugene made his way to the ring, slapping every hand that was offered by the fans. When he finally climbed into the ring, Maven ran across and hit Eugene with a cheap shot, before the referee had signalled for the bell. The bell rang as Maven continued his assault on Eugene, hitting him in the face with rights and lefts, before picking him up and whipping him into the corner. Maven then followed up with a clothesline and a suplex on Eugene, but Maven only got a two count with a cover.

Maven then whipped Eugene across the ring and went for a standing dropkick, but Eugene avoided it by throwing himself underneath Maven’s body. Eugene then started to wave at Maven and smiling at him. Maven did not seem to be impressed, and he went for a running cross-body, but Eugene again avoided it, and Maven crashed into the turnbuckle. Eugene then ran off the ropes and hit Maven with a clothesline. Eugene then tried to follow up with a suplex, but Maven telegraphed it, and Maven then hit Eugene with a few more left and rights, before kicking Eugene in the stomach and locking in a front facelock. Maven kept the hold on Eugene for quite a while, before Eugene powered out of it and ran against the ropes. He ducked under a Maven clothesline, but he couldn’t avoid a powerslam. Maven then climbed to the top rope, taunting Eugene, telling him to get up. When Eugene did get up, Maven went for a dropkick off the top rope, but Eugene avoided it by rolling underneath the move. When Maven got up and turned around, Eugene hit him with a Stunner, and then a People’s Elbow to win the match. As Maven stumbled back down the aisle, Eugene went and celebrated with the crowd. 75%

1st Match: Ric Flair and Tyson Tomko vs William Regal and Tajiri. This match is for the World Tag Team Championships. Flair and Tomko entered the arena as a team for the first time to a chorus of boos. Regal and Tajiri quickly reached the ring with the titles, and the match started with Tajiri and Flair. They circled the ring before locking into a tie-up, then Flair moved round to Tajiri’s back. Flair then pushed Tajiri into the turnbuckle. He then whipped Tajiri into the opposite corner, where he slapped him across the chest three times. Flair then locked in a front facelock on Tajiri, and he dragged Tajiri over to Flair’s corner, where he tagged Tomko. Tomko then punched Tajiri and whipped him against the ropes, before hitting the Japanese star with a big boot. He then hit an elbow drop and he covered Tajiri, but he only got a two count.

Tomko then tagged in Flair, who then did a strut, before shouting WOOOOO!!!. However, Flair’s taunting cost him dearly, as Tajiri had time to recover so, when Flair went to pick him up, Tajiri hit the legend with a spinning heel kick. Tajiri then picked Flair up, and he hit him with an arm drag and then followed up with a dropkick. Flair then put his hands up, pleading with Tajiri to stop. However, when Flair tried to poke Tajiri in the eye, the Jap avoided it, and he clobbered Flair with a kick to the face, which Tajiri then followed up with a pin, but he only got a two count. Tajiri then tagged Regal, who came in and clotheslined Flair, and then ran at Tomko and knocked him off the apron. Regal then turned his attention back to Flair, and the Englishman hit Ric with a snap suplex and then he locked in a death lock on Flair.

As Flair screamed and squirmed in pain, Tomko ran into the ring and kicked Regal in the face to break the hold. This brought Tajiri into the ring, who dropkicked Tomko and then followed up by whipping the big man into the corner. Tajiri lifted Tomko onto the turnbuckle, before executing a Super Hurricanrana on Tyson. He then picked up Tomko, before whipping him into the ropes. Tajiri then caught a big boot attempt, before knocking him out of the ring with a Buzzsaw Kick. Meanwhile, Flair and Regal had got up and were trading blows on the opposite side of the ring to Tajiri. Tajiri ran across, but was knocked over when Regal whipped Flair into him. As Regal prepared to lock in a Crossface Chickenwing on a rising Flair, Tajiri sprayed Green Mist in Flair’s direction. However, Flair had the where-with-all to avoid the spray, and the Green Mist hit Regal. As Flair distracted the referee, Tomko came up behind Regal and waffled him with the Tag Title belt. He then big booted Tajiri out of the ring, while Flair covered the knocked out Regal to pick up the win. Tomko then dragged Flair out of the ring, after retrieving the belts. As Tajiri tended to his partner, Tomko helped Flair back down the aisle, while taunting the ex-tag team champions. 75%

We see a Limo pull up in the car park, and Batista steps out to a big pop from the crowd, carrying his World Heavyweight Title Belt over his shoulder. He then makes his way into the building, looking for his dressing room. 86%

2nd Match: Trish Stratus vs Lita vs Victoria. This match is for Trish’s Women’s title. Trish and Victoria started off by double teaming Lita, firstly hitting her with slaps and punches, and then they started to perform double moves. They hit Lita with a double suplex, which was followed by a double hip toss and more slaps and punches. Then, Victoria hit Lita with a bodyslam, which allowed Trish to go up top and hit a flying cross body on Victoria!

Trish then picked Lita up, but Lita then slapped Trish before hitting a snapmare and then following up with a leg drop. She then went up top, and went for a moonsault, but Trish moved. Trish then picked Lita up, and whipped her into the corner, where she collided with the referee! Then, Victoria rolled into the ring, with the title belt! She had a swing at Trish, who ducked, and sent Victoria crashing to the mat with a drop toe hold, and she went face first into the title belt. Lita then turned Trish around, and tried to hit the Twist of Fate, but Trish pushed Lita into the ropes, and hit her with a Chick Kick on the rebound! The referee has got back up, and Trish pins Lita to win the match. 73%

3rd Match: Shelton Benjamin vs Chavo Guerrero vs Chris Jericho vs Rey Mysterio. This match is for Shelton’s Intercontinental Title. The match started with Shelton Benjamin grappling with Chavo Guerrero while Jericho and Mysterio ended up lying outside the ring, after they both went over the top rope when Rey executed a hurracanrana off the top to the floor below. Shelton dominated Chavo with a range of suplexes and flying kicks. After a high angle back suplex, Shelton jumped to the top rope and sprung back, hitting Chavo with a flying cross body. He then taunted the drowsy Guerrero, waiting for the Mexican to get up, before dropping him with a Super Kick to eliminate Chavo Guerrero.

Then Mysterio, mostly recovered, rolled back into the ring, and he ran in-between Benjamin’s legs, before rebounding off the ropes to hit Shelton with a flying cross chop. Mysterio then hit Shelton with a head scissors, before bouncing off and hitting Benjamin with a springboard Bulldog, but he only got a two count with a pin. Mysterio then tried another flying cross chop, but Benjamin caught him, and hit a fallaway slam. Both men were down on the canvas for a referee’s count of 7, before Rey tried to whip Shelton into the corner, which Benjamin reversed, and he whipped Mysterio into the opposite corner hard, and Mysterio stumbled back, only for Jericho to return to the ring and hit Mysterio with a running bulldog. Y2J then hit the Lionsault, before Benjamin came off the top rope with a 450 splash to eliminate Mysterio after getting a three count.

Jericho then hammered away on Benjamin, before kicking him in the chest and hitting a DDT. Then Jericho assumed full control, hitting Benjamin with a backbreaker before executing two suplexes. He then got a two count from a pin, before going up top. As Benjamin got up, Jericho went for a dropkick from the top, but Shelton managed to avoid it before collapsing, and both men were down on the canvas for a count of 8. Benjamin then got up and ran against the ropes, but Jericho rolled him into the Walls of Jericho! However, Benjamin reached the ropes, and Jericho let go. Jericho then picked Benjamin up, and he walked back a couple of steps, and went for the Enziguri. However, Benjamin ducked and, when Jericho turned around, Benjamin hit the T-Bone Suplex and retained the title. 85%

4th Match: Randy Orton vs The Undertaker. This was a Hell in a Cell match. Orton started by running scared from the Undertaker, who finally caught up with him down the ramp. He threw Orton into the barrier and bodyslammed him onto the ramp. He then hit a legdrop across the throat before picking Orton up and leading him back to the cell, Taker then threw Orton head first into the outside of the cell, which busted Orton open. Taker then threw him into the wire mesh again before dragging him back into the ring. He then grabbed Orton by the throat, preparing for a Chokeslam, but Orton kicked Taker below the belt. Orton then hammered away with rights and lefts, before Taker blocked a punch and tossed Orton out of the ring.

Orton then ran out of the cell again, but towards the announcers this time. Taker followed but, this time, Orton waffled him with a steel chair shot. Orton continued to hammer Taker with chair shots, before throwing Taker back into the Cell and into the ring post. Orton then rolled the Dead Man into the ring. Orton also rolled in, and pinned the Undertaker, but he only got a two count. Orton then rolled back out of the ring, and he looked under the apron. He then pulled out a table, which he set up in the ring. He then stalked the Undertaker, who struggled to get to his feet. Orton then kicked Taker below the belt, and he picked the Phenom up in a Dominator position, before sliding him down his back and hitting a neckbreaker through a table! Orton then goes for a cover, but Taker kicks out again at two.

A bloody Orton, now clearly frustrated, goes back outside again, and he returns to the ring with a 2x4, covered in barbed wire. As the crowd go wild, Orton blasts the Undertaker in the skull with the weapon, cutting Taker open. Orton continues to hammer away at Undertaker with the heinous weapon, this time into the body. Orton then goes for another cover and, again, Taker just kicks out at two.

Orton throws the 2x4 at the referee in frustration (but misses) and he, once again, retreats outside of the ring. This time, Orton throws a table and a sledgehammer into the ring. Orton rolls back in, and he sets up the table. As Taker slowly gets to his feet, Orton picks up the sledgehammer. As Taker finally stands to his full height, Orton smacks Taker in the face with the hammer, which sends Taker crumbling to the floor. Orton tosses the hammer aside, and he taunts the crowd, who boo ferociously. He then covers the Undertaker who, miraculously, kicks out before 3.

Orton falls back in total disbelief and, as he gets back up, the Undertaker sits up. Orton stumbles back in horror, as Undertaker rises to his feet, and he slowly makes his way to a petrified Orton. Taker blocks and returns three Orton punches, before Taker hits Orton with a Chokeslam. Then, Taker looks over to the table, and then back at Orton. Taker goes to the table and he sets it up into the centre of the ring. He then drags Orton to the middle of the ring and he picks him up for the Last Ride. However, as Taker began to pull Orton down through the table, Orton grabbed Taker’s head and shifted his weight, and Orton hit the RKO on the Undertaker through the table! An extremely battered Orton covers the bloody Undertaker to win the match. 86%

Christian is backstage with the Coach, doing an interview. Christian says that "Some people say that I haven’t earned a title shot. Well, Captain Charisma would like to remind people that I won a dual-brand battle royal on RAW which earned me this title shot." When the Coach asks Christian about the slim chance of leaving Ohio with the World Heavyweight title, Christian has a tantrum and tells Coach that he has a great chance of winning the title, and then he storms off, leaving the Coach trying very hard not to laugh. 80%

5th Match: Triple H vs Kane. This match is for the No.1 Contendership for the World Heavyweight Championship. Kane started the quickest, beating Triple H down in the corner with punches and kicks, before hitting the Game with a bodyslam. Kane then hits a legdrop, but misses a second legdrop, and Triple H knocks the Big Red Machine down with a high knee after coming off the ropes. Triple H then stomped away at Kane, and then he drove the knee into the big man’s throat.

Triple H then picked Kane up, but Kane drove his elbow into the ribs of the Game, before tossing Triple H by the throat out of the ring. Kane goes up top, and connects with a flying clothesline to Triple H on the outside. Kane then whipped Triple H into the steel steps, before rolling in and out of the ring to break the count. Kane then drags the Game over to the announcer’s table, where he slams Triple H’s head into the table. Kane then whips Triple H to the side of the ring, before driving his elbow into the mid-section of the Game, before rolling into the ring to break the count. Triple H slowly makes his way into the ring, before ducking a Kane big boot and chopping the knee of the Big Red Machine, sending the big man crashing to the floor.

Triple H then focuses on the legs, driving the knee into the canvas before locking in a deathlock. Kane eventually powers out of the hold and tries to stand up, but he collapses due to the damage knee. Triple H stomps away at the damaged knee a couple of times before picking Kane up. Triple H then whips the big man into the ropes, and Kane attempts to connect with a big boot on the rebound. However, HHH ducks, and Kane connects with the referee! Triple H whips Kane again into the ropes again, and this time HHH hits a spinebuster on Kane.

Triple H then picks Kane up, and gets him in the Pedigree position but, before he can perform the move, Booker T emerges out of the crowd and clotheslines Triple H! Booker T then misses a back heel kick, and Triple H hits the pedigree on Booker, who rolls out of the ring. However, when HHH turns around, Kane is up, and he hits the Game with a powerbomb and then he lies in wait for a chokeslam, as HHH slowly gets to his feet. Triple H gets up, and Kane moves in for a Chokeslam, when Booker T arrives back in the ring, and he tries to hit Triple H with a steel chair. But the Game ducks, and Booker connects with Kane! The referee then returns to the ring, and he tells Booker to leave. This distraction gives Triple H the chance to hit Kane with a pedigree onto the chair, and then tosses the chair out of the ring, and he covers Kane just as the referee turns around, and Triple H wins. 86%

Main Event: Batista vs Christian. This is a falls count anywhere match for Batista’s World Heavyweight Title. Christian started this match with a couple of right hands to Batista, which the Animal totally no sells and he knocks a shocked Christian down with a single right hand. Christian rolls out of the ring, scared, and Batista follows him down the aisle. He eventually catches up with Captain Charisma, and he hits a massive bodyslam onto the ramp, and then the Animal tosses Christian into the metal structure of the Titantron. Batista then leads Christian through the curtain and into the backstage area, where he slams Christian’s head into a vending machine. Batista then hits Christian across the back with a steel chair. The Animal then leads Christian out to the parking lot, where Batista throws him into the side of a truck. Batista then picks the challenger up, tosses him onto the roof of a car, and hits a massive spinebuster, on Christian, onto the roof of the car.

Batista jumps down, and he drags Christian back into the corridor, where he throws him into the wall. The champion then goes and picks up another chair, and he is about to hit Christian with it, when Ric Flair pulls the chair way from Batista. Batista turns around, and starts to advance towards Flair, who gets down on his knees and pleads with Batista to leave him alone. Batista grabs Flair by the throat, and is about to hit a clothesline on Flair when Tyson Tomko wallops Batista with the steel chair. Tomko then stomps away at the champion, while Flair helps Christian to his feet. Christian and Flair eventually join the beat down, and the three Evolution members drag the champion back into the arena, down the ramp, and back into the ring.

Evolution continue to beat away at Batista. Flair locks in the Figure-Four-Leglock on Batista, while Tomko drops elbows and Christian taunts the Animal. Christian then tells Flair and Tomko to lay off Batista, and Christian picks Batista up, as Flair and Tomko leave the ring and walk back up the ramp. Christian puts Batista in position for the Unprettier, but Batista uses his strength to lift Christian up, so that the challenger was spread eagled on Batista’s back, his head nearest the floor. Batista then drops Christian on his head, before picking him up and whipping him against the ropes. Batista then hits a massive spinebuster on Christian, and Flair and Tomko don’t notice that the tables have turned - they leave the arena, thinking that Christian is about to become World Heavyweight Champion. Batista picks Christian up and hits the ‘Tista Bomb, and covers him for the three count, to retain the title. 81%

As Batista climbs the turnbuckles with his title, playing to the crowd, Triple H runs down the ramp and throws Batista off the turnbuckle, crashing to the floor below. The Game then rolls out of the ring and puts Batista onto the Spanish announcer’s table, and he hits the pedigree through the table. Triple H then taunts a knocked out Batista, before helping Christian stumble down the aisle. And the show ends on the image of Batista, lying face down outside the ring, with his title lying next to him, and EMTs surrounding him.