The "Complete" whacked Out wrestling Memorial...

[RavenBlack]

Meanwhile, in a hotel room...

Roderick Strong: "Hello...? Who...who is this? Is...is this a joke? Wait, you're...you're serious? Me AND Sedrick? You want...TV? Well, I...I don't know what to say. This is a great way to start 2005, yes...okay. Fax it over, I'll take it...yes, I'm sure he'll do it too. Thank you so much!"

On the other side of the phone...

Voice: "No, thank you. And one last time, Roderick Strong: Tell your brother what I'm telling you- Welcome to the WWE..."

[Reflecto Is My Favorite Poster]

After that phone call, Roderick Strong was in a bit of a daze...

R.Strong: "Sedrick, wake up! We got the call, man! We got the call!"

S.Strong: "Oog...what do you mean?"

R.Strong: "That call...was Vince McMahon. We're going to the WWE!"

S.Strong: "Oh, yeah. I don't believe you. You're trying to open the year with a prank..."

R.Strong: "I'm telling you- it's not a prank. Remember when I told you, when we were just starting out that we'd be destined to wrestle for the WWE by 2005 if we started wrestling?"

S.Strong: "Kind of...why?"

R.Strong: "THIS IS IT, YOU BUFFOON!"

S.Strong: "Okay..." After convincing his brother of the truth, Roderick started thinking.

R.Strong: "This is so sudden. We have to tell Robbie that we've signed so he can write us off wOw TV, we have to prepare to move where they ask us to...I...I have to go tell someone..." Just like that, Roderick raised his hands and vanished as Sedrick was looking on.

S.Strong: "Just like Roderick- gets big news, and goes off to celebrate with his little cutie from a thousand years in the future..."

After that, Roderick ended up making it to a large building...

R.Strong: "Oh, hey Stefan- I assume you know who I'm looking for, right?"

Stefan: "Sure thing, ol' pal..." Stefan proceeded to hit a futuristic-looking intercom... "Cat! Please come down here. IT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND...OOOOOOOOH..." Just then, Cat came down and shot a dirty look towards Stefan.

Cat: "Roddy! What's been going on? I've missed you..."

R.Strong: "I've had business in my home time. I've been...trying to make sure something important to me happens..."

Cat: "I see. So, did it occur yet?"

R.Strong: "Well, one thing did occur- I wanted to tell you, as of today I finally signed with the WWE. That's kind of like, the World Comics Entertainment fed, only without super-powered guys in the federation."

Cat: "That's....that's great."

R.Strong: "Now, I have to go back. There's one last thing in my time to take care of. Just remember: No matter what history says from my time, always know that no matter what time period it is, you're the only girl for me. Okay?"

Cat: "Of course, my love. Kick some ass in the 21st century, okay?"

R.Strong: "I intend to. I'll see you next time I get a free chance..." With that, Roderick left the building and headed back to his time period...just as the scene shifted back to me because, remember, it's my story, dammit!

As I woke up and sobered up some more, I proceeded to get ready for the show. Robbie asked me to pick up Jocelyn from the airport for the show, and then escort her down to Nashville. I felt a flutter in my heart, until I heard right after...

Robbie: "Oh, yeah, and Tommy...if I hear you do anything to her, or she does anything to you, I'll cut your balls off. I mean this in the friendliest manner possible, of course." Damn father not wanting me to be with his daughter but still wanting us to be friends...I had to do what I had to do. Besides, it could have been worse- he could have not wanted me to see her, a much harder punishment. I headed to the airport, and waited for her to come back from her vacation (lousy meanyhead giving herself an island getaway for a Christmas present...) When I saw her, I kept feeling my heart skip beats as I fumbled for the unnecessary card to show I was there to help get her to the show...

Jocelyn: "Oh, Tom! You're the one Dad sent over to get me? Excellent. I suppose he wants kayfabe to stay on..."

"Um, yeah..."

Jocelyn: "Um...yeah? Come on. You haven't seen me in a few, and that's it? I would have supposed you would say something more than that..."

Your forehead is so wide and charming. It makes me want to kiss it. (wOw Notes: I didn't intend to use this in wOwMemo. I was just making conversation at that point, RavenBlack...blame yourself for this one...) <----

Josuren-chan...suki...

y halo ther buttsecks

Jocelyn: "Why...Tom...that's so forward...okay. Please do...right here..." I moved closer to kiss Jocelyn. Suddenly, Robbie ran over quickly with a pair of scissors...it happened too fast to stop him...

"DO NOT WANT! I'M NEUTERED!"

Bad End.

whacked Out wrestling: Memorial...

New Game

Save Game <----

Your forehead is so wide and charming. It makes me want to kiss it.

Josuren-chan...suki...

y halo ther buttsecks<-----

Jocelyn looked at me...

Jocelyn: "BAKA!!!!" I suddenly got punched into the stratosphere, hitting off of a plane taking off and then managing to make it back to the car. The drive to the arena was quiet, mostly due to this problem. When we got there, I headed over to the Gorilla position and waited...

wOw Flagship

As wOw Flagship started, I saw Alex come over to me out of the corner of my eye...

Alex: (Two girls you know are in this contest. Who would you like to cheer for?)

Lori Angel <-----

Kari-Chan

Lori Angel d. Kari-Chan

After the match...

Lori Angel: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I knew ya loved me, Tommy...ya even cheered me over that Kari girly who'se been comin' after ya!" (LOVE-LOVE INCREASE)

Kari-Chan: "HIDOI! Why'd you cheer her over me, Tommy-kun? Do you know something I don't know? Is there something threatening our magical tale of love-love?" (LOVE-LOVE DECREASE)

After the break, Matt LaPlaca came to the ring and took the mic...

LaPlaca: "I LIKE PIE! Now, a lot of you people have been giving me some problems recently- saying Matt LaPlaca is too CRAZY to make a name for himself in wOw...FEED THE RAGE! FEED THE RAGE! But this year, I'm going to show you all that 2005 is the year of "Mass Murder"! To that end, I'll take down any person in this federation to show you what I can do! PUBES!"

"Mass Murder" Matt LaPlaca d. 57U

British Violence d. Team OTAKU

After that, an Australian flag replaced the scene on the show as a voice-over started...

V/O: You've heard the rumours.....

You've read all of the internet gossip.....

You heard from a friend of a friend of a second cousin.....

whacked Out wrestling Memorial is about to get a little taste of Aussie insanity. Stay tuned for a development that will not only revolutionise both whacked Out wrestling and Berner Street Wrestling - but the way you look at the Dome.

Bzzzzzz

(60)

After the break, Gronda came to the ring and took the mic...

"GRONDA! GRONDA HAS HEARD OF GROUP IN wOw WHO CALL THEMSELVES AXIS OF EVIL. GRONDA IS SADDENED BY HIS NON-INCLUSION IN THIS, FOR AFTER ALL...WHO AMONG THE WORLD OF DEMONS IS MORE EVIL THAN GRONDA? SO ANY OF YOU AXIS OF EVIL WORKERS- COME OUT HERE AND SEE THE ULTIMATE POWER OF GRONDA AND BEG HIM TO BE IN YOUR GROUP! GRONDA!"

Halo wOw d. Gronda

After the match, Gronda took the mic...

Gronda: "NO! GRONDA IS DEFEATED! NOW GRONDA WILL CRY TEARS LIKE WATERFALLS! GRONDAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Meanwhile, backstage...

Alex: ("There are 2 girls you know in this segment. Who do you want to cheer for?")

Raven Black<----

Becky Bayless

Alex: ("You live dangerously, Tom Goddard...eh, I'll send it...")

After the break, P.T. Midnite was in the ring and took the mic...

P.T. Midnite: "Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great pleasure to give you this next segment. You see, last week there was a little problem in wOw. It seems that two of our ladies proceeded to get into a bit of a brawl with each other backstage. Now, this is something that cannot be stood for in wOw. And here, we know just what has to be done when two girls have a problem with each other... They have to get into a BIKINI CONTEST!" The men in the crowd cheered that remark. So, without further adieu, let's bring out our contestants. First, representing the team of Jimmy Jacobs and Alex Shelley, I give you- Becky Bayless!" Just then, Bayless proceeded to float down from the rafters to the ring as some unearthly white light appeared around her (once again: does wOw do this stuff with computers or something?)

P.T. Midnite: "It's great to have you here, Miss Bayless..." Just then, Becky Bayless proceeded to glomp P.T. Midnite. "Wow...friendly little devil, arent'cha?"

Bayless: "Nopers! Friendly little angel, P.T!"

Midnite: "Oh, I bet...and your opponent tonight: Representing the team of the Ding Dongs- Raven Black!" Just then, Raven Black came to the ring floating a giant bell with her (with the Diamond Exchange still stuck to it, apparently the result of a miscue at last night's live outdoor show...), then headed into the ring.

Midnite: "Wow...you look great too. Say, after this, how about some sex and pizza, dollface?" Just then, Raven Black looked at P.T. Midnite as he turned upside down, floated to the turnbuckles, and was slammed repeatedly onto the top turnbuckle head-first (May I just say again: I want to have the babies of the people in charge of wOw's special effects.)

Midnite: "Aww...what's the matter? You don't like pizza? Anyways, let's get to the judging...take them off, ladies!" The two proceeded to show off their bikinis to the crowd (BLATANT FANSERVICE MOMENT) as P.T. Midnite went to the crowd. "Okay...those of you who like Becky Bayless..." A good amount of pops occurred. "...and those of you who like Raven Black..." A slightly higher amount of pops occurred...

P.T. Midnite: "Okay- it looks like the winner is- Raven Black!" Raven Black jumped up and down in celebration. Becky Bayless looked disappointed...then glomped Black as the show went to break...

(59)

After the segment...

Raven Black: "Wow...thanks for cheering me on, Tom...now, how do I get this chick off of me?" (LOVE-LOVE INCREASE) (wOw Notes: Memo to RavenBlack: I am sorry. I am very, very sorry...)

Alex Shelley: "Hold up, sis...HUSS!" Becky stopped glomping Raven, then turned to me...

Becky Bayless: "You were so mean to me, Tom! You shoulda cheered me! Eh..." Just then, she glomped me as Alex started yelling "HUSS!" to free me. (LOVE-LOVE DECREASE [but who can really tell with her?] )

As the next match started, Badd Company were in the ring...

Diamond: "Hello, wOw! Now, tonight, we have a great opponent for you all. In fact, we just got the word that our opponents tonight, the Strong Brothers, have just agreed to terms, and are the newest members of the WWE roster!" The crowd gave a huge "respect pop" to that news.

Tanaka: "But the more important news, of course, is that tonight, we're going to continue the Badd Company Comeback Tour 2005 by BEATING a WWE-bound tag team, AND manage to make their magically delicious valet come back to the tour bus and SLOB...MY...KNOB...all in one night!"

Diamond: "So get out here, and prepare to leave wOw like your valet will be spending tonight, Strongs: FLAT ON YOUR BACK!" Just then, The Strong Brothers headed to the ring and started attacking...

Badd Company d. The Strong Brothers

After the match, a video started airing of a white dorm room, as a youngish-looking guy was inside it.

"Greetings, wOw Memorial fans. My name, is not important. Call me- the puppet master. Call me- the guy, behind the guy, behind the guy. Call me...Reflecto.

You people in wOw Memorial land know me for what I am: A master of styles..." Scenes are shown of Reflecto putting some finishing touches on wOwM.

"...a tortured artist..." Scenes followed of Reflecto looking pensive and/or drinking.

"...and, as one of the weirdest writers on the Diary Dome." Scenes occured of him just doing...well, I don't know what he was doing, to be honest. I'm just the describer.

"How did I get this reputation? By doing things no one else thought possible. And now, it's time for you to learn another side of me. You see...I'm a con man. I'm a crook, a schnook, and generally someone you wouldn't buy a used car from. Or a new one, for that matter.

Why is this important? Well, you see- in the next couple weeks, I am going to be doing something that will shake up the fabric of the Diary Dome. I am going to perform an action that is so devastating to another federation that it borders on a declaration of war. I am going to do something that no one could ever think possible to successfully do, and it will work for two reasons:

1) I am the best pure writer on the Diary Dome

2) I am sexy.

Why am I telling you my master plan here? Call it a willingness to create a buzz amongst the wOwMemo fans. Call it gloating in my moment of triumph. But above all, call it the fact that in just a short time, something is going to happen that NO ONE could ever think possible in the Dome, and there is nothing that the victim can do about it.

Prepare yourselves, wOw fans. Just remember when it occurs: Reflecto always makes sure that whacked Out wrestling Memorial is the best pure comedy diary on the Dome today.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming."

(83)

After the match, The Klansmen headed to the ring carrying their pet <<NICEGUYS>> on leashes. Klansman Cade took the mic...

Cade: "Ladies and gentlemen of wOw. It has come to our attention that you people have been treating us like second-class citizens. Me and my teammate Daron here have been one of the hottest teams in this fed, and yet we have yet to get a Tag Title matchup. Now, we know the problem here- it is because you filthy, Northern, <<NICEGUY>>-loving people are afraid of strong members of the Ku Klux Klan holding your Tag Team Titles. Now, why is that? We treat our <<NICEGUYS>> well. We give them three bowls of dog food a day, we give them their own bowls of water, and we only whip them once or twice an...hour. We deserve better, and we'll be out here until we get it!" Just then, D'Lo Brown's music hit as he headed out to the ring.

D'Lo Brown: "Oh, I see you two's problems. I've had it up to here with two Klansmen punks making like they're all that. You say you hate black people so much? Well, let's see what you can do against someone who's a big name in wOw and a CONFIDENT black man!"

Daron: "Why should we do that? I mean, we don't want to get your <<NICEGUY>> germs all over ourselves..."

Brown: "Okay. Okay. I respect your opinion. But I have someone who'll face you tonight."

Cade: "Who? Hopefully, a good white team..."

Brown: "Well, my plan B is simple. I found some people who are also sick of your antics...and I found some people who've been itching to get their hands on you for a while now...and I found some people who will give you two the beating you needed to get for a long while..." D'Lo Brown then paused. "...and...and I got some Greeks...YOU KNOW, MEN FROM GREECE?" The crowd instantly went BANANA! as the Men From Greece headed down the ramp and attacked the Klansmen.

RD Reynolds: "YES! It's been a little while, folks, but Greece is the Word in the Tag Team Division here in whacked Out wrestling once again!"

Noah England: "I know, RD- Nico's been injured for a couple months, so I know he's anxious to get back in the swing of things here in wOw!"

The Men From Greece d. The Klansmen by Nia Vardalos interference

After the break, Samoa Joe was backstage and took the mic...

Samoa Joe: "So, today happens to be the first day of 2005. Well, I've been hearing tell of a lot of people making New Year's resolutions. People saying they want to lose weight, they want to stop smoking, and the like. And you know, I've heard some people talking to me- 'Samoa Joe, what's your New Year's resolution?' Well, that should have been easy. In 2003, I had one resolution- to become the best wrestler in the independent scene. In ROH, I did that. In 2004, I had one resolution- to stay the gold standard in independent wrestling, and to help lead Ring of Honor to the promised land. That worked for half the year. Then, I hear word that some little punk from Providence had gotten hot, and soon things shifted. Suddenly, it wasn't ROH that people said was the gold standard in indy wrestling- it was some little small-time operation whacked Out wrestling!" The crowd booed. "It wasn't Samoa Joe who was the indy worker who got all the fans talking- it was some little punk Tom Goddard who'd probably get his ass kicked, then go listen to some Dashboard Confessional if he ever got in a REAL fight who every indy fan talked about. And that's why this year, it's different. For 2005, Samoa Joe's New Year's resolution is simple: To DESTROY Tom Goddard and leave him by the wayside, proving I'm the only independent superstar who matters!"

(80)

Samoa Joe d. Jeff Hardy by DQ via Tom Goddard interference, Steve Evans runs in for the save

After the match, I headed backstage as a bunch of people were queueing around Roderick and Sedrick, congratulating them on signing with the WWE. As I came through, I saw Roderick cover his face, trying to hide in the crowd. I wasn't having any of that- when my friends are going to sign with WWE, I've got to congratulate them.

"Hey, Roderick!" I headed over to them and shook their hands.

R.Strong: "Hey Tom...um...I gotta go..."

"Why? Just because you're going to be a WWE superstar, you're too good for us now? Come on, relax. wOw sticks by its own..."

R.Strong: "Well, I've got things to do...gotta go home...have got to get to Stamford to finalize this..."

"Oh, suit yourself. I know when I'm not wanted. See ya. Tell my bro and Joey I sent my regards!" I saw Roderick run away from there as I proceeded to hear some mumblings- only to be replaced by Alex and Raven sending songs into my head as performed by their worse than El Bulldust-yet-still better than Ashlee Simpson singing thought-voices. Eventually, they left as everyone kept going, leaving me there.

"Whoa. Why did all that happen. First, Roderick doesn't accept my congratulations, then everyone mumbles around me and Alex and Raven shield me from it...what's going on?" I got my answer as Jocelyn headed over to me, with a look of slight shock on her face...

Jocelyn: "Tom...I wanted to talk to you...I'm...I'm so confused...Roderick- he gave me this..." I looked down at her hands and saw the envelope, knowing that it couldn't be anything else. Seeing this, I knew the only thing I could do. I told her "I'll talk to you in the car...", I hid in the men's locker room...and I bawled like a little bitch with a skinned knee...

[Chris the Human]

Nice show! I particularly liked the Bayless glomping, the Klansmen, and RavenBlack in a bikini

Digging the hype on this 'big change' too. Should be interesting, to say the least.

[RavenBlack]

Your forehead is so wide and charming. It makes me want to kiss it. (wOw Notes: I didn't intend to use this in wOwMemo. I was just making conversation at that point, RavenBlack...blame yourself for this one...)

[Styk]

You've heard the rumours.....

whacked Out wrestling Memorial is about to get a little taste of Aussie insanity. Stay tuned for a development that will not only revolutionise both wOw and Berner Street Wrestling - but the way you look at the Dome.

[Reflecto Is My Favorite Poster]

Not much for non-serious updates, but to give one more hint in the last one (for the benefit of Mr.Styk)...

One last hint. The development involving wOw and Berner Street Wrestling is completely separate from the second project.

[Reflecto Is My Favorite Poster]

Okay. Let me take stock of the situation here.

There's a girl who is basically more important to me than anyone on the planet. A girl who, whenever I ask myself that nagging question, "Is she the one?", the answer usually comes up "Yes." Someone who I would truly do anything in this world for.

Only problem: She just got confessed to by a WWE wrestler.

Not too much of a problem, right?

More of a problem: This occurred in a wOw ring. Everyone knows "the legend" of whacked Out wrestling. If you confess to someone on the day you leave the company, you'll live happily ever after.

Okay, that makes things a bit more tenuous.

And then, there's this one other nagging thing...

Not ten minutes after she got confessed to...

I ended up having to take a long car trip with her to Nashville. Now, this would usually be pretty normal- she said she'd fly back home after the PPV before I went back up to Minneapolis for AWAMLW TV, but this time, it got hard. There's really nothing worse than a long awkward silence, and when it got this awkward and this long, it was almost hellish. She couldn't really talk about what had just happened, and I couldn't talk about how I really felt (seeing as I had had my own confession in the past, to boot.) To make this even worse, I couldn't even turn on the radio for this one, as it seemed like every song that played was about this situation. Finally, I managed to try...

"Tom Goddard, you're in a low point, cause the girl you liked got confessed to by a time-traveller who's trying to make you be the ancestor of his real girlfriend in the 30th century, but you can't know that..." OH, COME ON! THAT'S NOT A REAL SONG!

Jocelyn: "Damn, this is the one problem I hate with getting close to the show- there's almost no good music playing. It's all this country-western hillbilly music, ya know?"

Radio: "That was 'Ode To Tom Goddard in his Moment of Utter Sadness', by Forceful Sodomy and the Happy Sunny Love Band..."

"Well, I have to give it some credit- apparently, they do make country songs for every possible form of heartbreak, now..."

Jocelyn: "Yeah, but come on...it's music like that that makes me wish I took my own car and my own CDs with me. Your taste in music is just too...weird."

"Well, granted...but if you think that my taste is bad, you should see Joey's collection. Guy has more early '90s teen pop music than the law should allow..."

Jocelyn: "So? I've seen some Jeremy Jordan CDs in your collection, too..."

"For the last time, Joey turned me on to it! I swear!"

Jocelyn: "Yeah. Sure. Uh huh. I believe you..."

"MEANY!"

Jocelyn: "Yeah, yeah..." Well, at the very least, it broke the ice between us, as a good "Tom, you have some of the worst taste in music in professional wrestling" conversation will do. However, there's cases where no matter how much you can get through this stuff, it still leads to those cases where it does little to salve those ultra, mega, Critical Hit, Natural 20 Damage, My Goddess I believe it truly is possible to die of a broken heart wounds. Finally, we got to the arena, and I was still in a daze. I saw Jerry and Vince come up to me...

Vince: "Tom! Listen, we came up with the perfect way to reintroduce you to these fans. Now, I just want to warn you this time. When you go out there, you'll have to work extra hard in your interview tonight. I like to think NWATNA fans are smarter than most- good Internet fans, they are! As such, they're going to know the whole story already between you and Punk. Those people likely think you're a hero for this one. You'll have to make these people who will want to LOVE you HATE YOUR GUTS. Can you do that?"

"I can sure as hell try..."

Jerry: "Excellent. Oh, and by the way, I need to talk to you about what we'll do for your in-ring punishment. Could you step in my office for a minute...?"

"Sure." I went into his office...

(Now for spoilers, in special Peanuts-Vision!)

Jerry: "Wah wah, wah wah wah wah wha..."

"Well, if you're looking, there is something that could work that way..."

Jerry: "Wah wah?"

"Well, I'm willing to... wah wah, wah wah wah wah wha... and go against ... wah wah wah...if you need it..."

Jerry: "Wah wah wah! Brilliant! Expect it Thursday."

"Excellent. And once again, I am terribly sorry for this." I left his office, strangely feeling like I was in a Charlie Brown cartoon. Just then, the show began to start. I saw Jocelyn head over to see Jay and Danny for their match, so I proceeded to wait for my segment...

NWATNA:

The Gathering II (Hamrick/Cabana) d. Jay Matthews and Danny Hillstead (53,78, 65)

After the break, Torrie Wilson was backstage with Jerry Lynn...

Wilson: "Now, tonight is a big night for you people. You see, tonight you're going to see the most important thing to learn in the main event. It seems that Jason Cross can't seem to realize his place in the NWA. We always knew what you did was important for Team America, but the fact is, you became too dependent on what you did. You thought that just because you won the America's X-Cup for Team USA, you were all of a sudden better than everybody else. You turned the rest of the team on you, not the other way around. And now you begin to think that you're ready to take on Jerry Lynn for the World Title here tonight? Jerry helped you when no one else saw anything in you in the whole of TNA. He made you his newest Team USA member, above thousands of workers who could have gotten that role. He helped make you what you are today, and now you intend to repay him by breaking that bond? Well, be prepared, Cross: School is in session, and your lesson- is pain at the hands of the NWA Champ!"

(92)

Torrie Wilson got 2 points of overness for proving she's more than just a pretty face

Jerry Lynn got 1 point overness because no one had to hear him talk

Hart Foundation 2K3 d. Furious Youth (Jay Fury/Corrupted Youth) (50,94, 72)

John Walters d. Chris Sabin (58,82, 70)

After the break, Jocelyn Richter came down to the ring and took a mic...

Tenay: "Oh, great. Here comes Jocelyn Richter again. You know, Don, this girl used to be so sweet when she was working interviews for us- I wonder just what got into her in the last couple weeks."

West: "She's runnin' with a bad crawd, Tenay- those US-2 boys are way too wild faw anyone!"

Jocelyn: "Ladies and gentlemen, I come here tonight pleased. You see, the last couple weeks have just been a blur for YOUR TNA Idol..." The crowd booed that remark. "But the reason for that should be obvious to everyone. I mean, in just a couple short weeks, I've managed to become the go-between helping people to see the greatness of the newest boy band to win all the ladies' hearts, the U-S 2!" The crowd booed the remarks. "Oh, come on you people! You have to give some credit to the US-2 for how great they are. I mean, think of the wrestlers who make up this boy band. First off, we have to start with this group's old-fashioned, All-American boy- the type of person who makes every young girl's heart flutter with wholesome love. I give you...Danny Hillstead!" Danny Hillstead then came down to the ring to a scattering of boos, kissed Richter's hand, and took a place behind her.

Jocelyn: "Next, I have to give you one of the hottest wrestlers in North America today. Good looks, great style, and, oh yeah, the person who was voted by YOU the NWATNA fan your choice for NWATNA Rookie of the Year in 2004- I give you, 'The Human Hype' Jay Matthews!" Jay Matthews came down to the ring following the scattered boos, kissed Richter's hand, and then raised hands with his usual tag team partner Hillstead as the crowd continued to boo.

Jocelyn: "But that's not all, TNA fans. You may think, the US-2 doesn't do much here. We don't have anyone who has some power to our group. Well, that's why we have this man. The first person to hold two titles at once since the early days of NWATNA, I give you- one half of the reigning NWA Tag Team Champions, the reigning NWA X-Division Champion- I give you, Jayce Simmons!" Simmons's theme started up as a louder amount of boos came for him. Simmons headed into the ring, repeated what his stablemates did, and raised hands with the others.

Jocelyn: "But that was only a few people. In recent times, I felt that US-2 needed something to make them a bit more legit as musicians, to take over the world of wrestling and music. That's why, I scoured the globe for someone to join us, to make us better. I happened to find one rapper who fit this bill perfectly. That's why, I am pleased to give you, the newest member of the US-2...Slim J!" A Eminem-ripoff theme then hit as Slim J came down to the ring, kissed Richter's hand, then slapped high-fives with all the other US-2 members. Afterwards, the US-2 proceeded to start to leave the ring, when Jocelyn Richter called them back...

Jocelyn: "Sorry, guys...you have to get back in here for a second. I know, I know, my bad. I know that on XPlosion, Dave Meltzer usually tells me I'm a bit of an airhead, and you know, sometimes I think he might be on to something there. In all the fuss of this one, I nearly forgot to introduce the last member of the US-2. TOM GODDARD, GET DOWN HERE!" Just then, Tom Goddard's theme started up as the crowd went NUT! after Tom Goddard headed to the top of the ramp carrying the other NWA Tag Team title belt!

Tenay: "WHAT THE...? I THOUGHT HE WAS FIRED! HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE IN NWATNA AGAIN, DON!"

WEST: "OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWDDARD! HE'S RETURNED TO TNA! I THAWGHT WE'D NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN!"

Goddard pranced down to the ring to a huge amount of pops and took the mic from Richter...

Goddard: "Well, now...I see all of you people remember me..." The crowd gave a decent cheer from that.

"Now, some people would get into the story for their absence, but hey. If there's one thing I know, it's that NWATNA fans are the smartest fans in wrestling, so I assume everyone already KNOWS why I was off TV for a bit." The fans cheered that. "Now, in my time off, I had a lot of stuff to do beforehand. I kept in touch with my bandmates, who knew the whole story. When my colleague Jocelyn here signed on with the US-2 as our new band manager, it was even better- she knew more of this story than anyone could, so it helped all of us for the long run. However, I also had a chance to view TNA as a spectator, instead of as a wrestler, and I was shocked. I saw no NWATNA fans sending their well-wishes, thinking that I was in the right for it despite their lip service that I was- and I'm seeing that here tonight. I saw less people building up the great thing that I did, helping out my best friend in the whole world...and instead, I see worse stuff. I see people like Mike Tenay and Don West harping on thinking what I did was bad- like I was the devil because I wanted to make sure nobody hurt my closest friend in the world! I saw Dave Meltzer basically doing everything possible to torment Jocelyn here on XPlosion, claiming she was a lying little slut in so many words. And when I looked in the crowd, I saw more problems- for every 'We Want Goddard' sign in the stands, there was at least one 'We Want Punk' sign. Whenever my teammates came to the ring and Jocelyn was trying to do her job- to get her mind off of this, I heard people chanting 'YOU ASKED FOR IT...'. Now, finally I get my chance to voice my opinion, and I have this to say: YOU PEOPLE ARE SCUM! You fans don't DESERVE to cheer for ELECTRIC JESUS. In short, ALL OF YOU CAN GO TO HELL!" The fans started booing Goddard as the show went to break...

(86)

Jay Matthews gained 1 point overness for being associated with a hot stable

Kid Kash d. Konnan (74, 74, 73)

Jayce Simmons d. CarWreck to retain the NWA X Title (63, 80, 71)

Jeff Jarrett d. Psychosis (80, 77, 79)

Jerry Lynn v. Jason Cross

Well, the crowd was actually into this match a LOT. The match was awesome, the crowd got into it as a decent show, and it was just excellent. The fans managed to get into this match more than you'd expect by two uncharismatic workers like this. However, what they lacked in charisma they made up for in...high spots. Lots of high spots. Pretty decent for this. Torrie Wilson tried to interfere on Jerry Lynn's behalf, but Jason Cross was relatively focused throughout the match. Eventually, Wilson slapped Cross, leading to the referee throwing her out. Eventually, the match continued. Jason Cross soon took an advantage, then hit a Crossfire on Jerry Lynn and put his feet on the ropes to get the win and the title! The crowd booed as Jason Cross took the NWA World Title and put it around his waist as the show ended.

(80, 89, 84)

Over: 77

[Chris the Human]

Man, I've got both of "Forceful Sodomy and the Happy Sunny Love Band' albums. That song is pretty good, but not as good as 'Chris, your girlfriend dumped you for your best friend who then confesses that she is a dud lay to you'. That one tore me up.

[RavenBlack]

Jerry: "Wah wah, wah wah wah wah wha..."

"Well, if you're looking, there is something that could work that way..."

Jerry: "Wah wah?"

"Well, I'm willing to... wah wah, wah wah wah wah wha... and go against ... wah wah wah...if you need it..."

Jerry: "Wah wah wah! Brilliant! Expect it Thursday."

[Reflecto Is My Favorite Poster]

(Special Addition: Double-Show matches.)

We apologize for technical difficulties.

Tom Goddard is sad right now. Tom Goddard, as a result, has decided to take the update off from giving his adventures. He's decided to call in sick from this week's episode of AWAMLW Underground, check into a Nashville hotel room, and just stay in bed until he feels hot enough to work again. This is because Goddard is really, really sad, and basically the fact that he's the protagonist means that what he says, goes. If he refuses to work an update, we have to deal.

"But wait, Reflecto- he's your character. Can't you make him work?"

Well, Reflecto is also sad. Reflecto is too sad to do this update. Reflecto has to get a certain amount of updates up in the next couple of days for...reasons unknown to the average person right now, but Reflecto's heart isn't in writing right now. This is because Reflecto is really, really sad. Reflecto's too sad to do anything except sleep all day, and refer to Reflecto in the third person. Despite this, you will still read this, because you know that Tom Goddard delivers the goods in every possible way, and you know that Reflecto is a brilliant tortured genius artist and these things just happen with brilliant tortured genius artists.

Please make sure to post in this thread how much you love Tom Goddard and Reflecto. Heaven knows they need it so they can keep up their levels and make sure the shows get up before the due date for them this week.

Until then, we have this short magazine article to keep you occupied until AWAMLW Underground starts...

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From: Entertainment Weekly, 1st week January, 2005

What To Watch in 2005

The Next... List

THE NEXT: The Rock...

Tom Goddard

Why: In 2004, independent wrestling underwent a rebirth, giving real competition to a business that had went stagnant and making pro wrestling cooler to talk about again. With federations like NWATNA and AWAMLW making decent money on Pay-Per-View as well as Comedy Central adding the federation whacked Out wrestling to its roster. Clearly, with this success, the only question is what these three feds have in common? The biggest answer to this: Tom Goddard. At 21 years of age, this hot young gun is at the forefront of a hot new "Brat Pack" of pro wrestling, bringing with it a new era in cool. The federations are taking notice: Whether it's wrestling with the rest of this hot young nucleus of workers at the forefront of wOw, as the head of NWATNA-sponsored boy band US-2, or bringing fans to AWAMLW as the reigning AWA World Champion, Goddard looks to be the next professional wrestler to break out and become a full-fledged superstar. The only question about Goddard's career seems to be when the movie roles will start to come in to make him the first independent worker to really burst out into the stratosphere?

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And now, for a short commercial...

You've heard the rumours.....

You've read all of the internet gossip.....

You heard from a friend of a friend of a second cousin.....

whacked Out wrestling Memorial is about to get a little taste of Aussie insanity. Stay tuned for a development that will not only revolutionise both wOw and Berner Street Wrestling - but the way you look at the Dome.

Bzzzzzz

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AWAMLW: Underground At-A-Glance:

The Heatseekers (Quance/Aries) d. The Johnsons by Men From Greece interference (48, 76, 62)

Bobby Quance gained 1 point overness for the upset win

Austin Aries gained 1 point overness because the person who determines it would like to bear his children

Paul London d. Chance Beckett (64,100, 82)

Paul London gains 2 points overness because it looks like he'll actually get a push

The Redemption Crew attack Jared Steele, causing paramedics to be needed (56)

Frankie Kazarian gained 2 points overness because people think he was REALLY into the character

Air Paris gains 1 point overness, well, for no apparent reason. Welcome to wOw Memorial, where the overness doesn't count and the points don't matter!

Jerry Lynn d. Frank Shamrock (73, 94, 83)

Finale d. Christopher Daniels (94, 89, 92)

Finale gains 1 point of overness for beating the face of AWAMLW

Over: 73.

[RavenBlack]

You've heard the rumours.....

You've read all of the internet gossip.....

You heard from a friend of a friend of a second cousin.....

whacked Out wrestling Memorial is about to get a little taste of Aussie insanity. Stay tuned for a development that will not only revolutionise both wOw and Berner Street Wrestling - but the way you look at the Dome.

Bzzzzzz

Edited September 28, 2005 by RavenBlack

[Reflecto Is My Favorite Poster]

From: www.dubohdub.com (I swear. Just dubohdub.com. There is nothing else here.)

wOw Primetime Card: wOw Gets a Taste of Aussie Insanity!

In a special edition of wOw Primetime, live on The Wrestling Network this Monday night, wOw will have guest bookers in the form of the minds behind the popular Australian federation Berner Street Wrestling.

Card Scheduled by request from Chris Walker Bush...

Civil War

The Klansmen vs. D'Lo Brown and Monty Brown- The Klansmen have been a thorn in the sides of political correctness with their indecency. Chris Walker-Bush has had enough of it, and has sent two African-Americans to get revenge for their race on these two avowed Ku Klux Klan members- in the form of former WWF Superstar D'Lo Brown and former New England Patriots standout Monty Brown! Will these two manage to get revenge for the dogma The Klansmen have spewed? Find out on Primetime!

Push Shelley to the moon!

Alex Shelley vs. Steve Evans- Iron Man Match Steve Evans is on the hot streak of his career- managing to come seemingly out of nowhere to be an amazing World Champion for whacked Out wrestling. Alex Shelley has been on a hot streak in the world of independent wrestling- managing to become one of the hottest workers in the country right now. When these two go head-to-head in an Iron Man match for the World Title, anything can happen!

Cruiserfest

Paul London vs. Spanky - Paul London and Spanky know each other better than virtually any two people can. Teammates, trainees, these two have done it all. Now, these two men will put on a likely high-flying exhibition with a title shot at International Champion Finale lying in the balance!

Because I can...

The Ding Dongs vs. The Men from Greece vs. The Diamond Exchange- TLC match- The Diamond Exchange has been one of wOw's most dominant Tag Team Champions ever. The Ding Dongs managed to go to a No Contest at the annual wOw-sponsored First Night Show, and feel they deserve a shot at the belts too. The Men From Greece...well, EVERYONE loves The Men From Greece. Now, these three teams face off in a TLC Title match!

Just to make her squirm

RavenBlack vs. Jocelyn Richter-Bra and Panties match- Chris Walker-Bush is an evil, evil human being and an ecchi to the nth degree. He apparently wants Reflecto to get lynched by RavenBlack to solidify BSW's claim as the top serious-humor diary on the Dome. The solution? Put RavenBlack in a super-sexy, fanservice-filled Bra and Panties match!

And because I like HUSS

Finale vs. Jimmy Jacobs- A special extra asked for by Walker-Bush sees the hot young prospect Jimmy Jacobs get a dream title shot with International Champion Finale. Can the young superstar manage to pull off what could be seen as a major upset against the person called by many "the baddest man on the planet?"

Edited September 28, 2005 by Reflecto

[RavenBlack]

Just to make her squirm

RavenBlack vs. Jocelyn Richter-Bra and Panties match- Chris Walker-Bush is an evil, evil human being and an ecchi to the nth degree. He apparently wants Reflecto to get lynched by RavenBlack to solidify BSW's claim as the top serious-humor diary on the Dome. The solution? Put RavenBlack in a super-sexy, fanservice-filled Bra and Panties match!

Edited September 28, 2005 by RavenBlack

[Chris the Human]

Aaargh! My eyes have been soiled by filthy man pRoN! Curse you, Reflecto!

The fans drool in anticipation of my wickedly booked bra and panties match

[Reflecto Is My Favorite Poster]

(Note: Any problems with the last link was a mistake in the making. They were too similar to each other. I swear.)

WWE RAW

As Raw started, "Human Behavior" hit as the new team of Joey Hamm and John Roche came to the ring and took the mic...

Hamm: "Ah. Finally things are going our way in this. We're the newest great team on Raw- undefeated in our run..."

Roche: "I smolder with generic rage."

Hamm: "Now, the next team to come and feel the power of what Human Behavior can do to mankind will be seen here, and feel our rage."

Roche: "Yes...a rage that will last forever, from the torture I am forced to relive every night..."

Hamm: "So feel the power of the Revolution's poster children: Joey Hamm, John Roche- Human Behavior!"

Roche: "Sometimes I cut myself while listening to Linkin Park...it's the only way to forget my torment..." Just then, The Naturals headed to the ring as we had a matchup!

Human Behavior d. The Naturals (55,87,71)

After the break, Lita's theme hit as she headed to the ring and took the mic.

Lita: "Ladies and gentlemen, how are you all doing? Now, I was sitting back and chilling with my new man, Edward Elric, and I realized something. Despite being a powerful...15-year-old...cartoon character, the important thing was a failure. You see...he wasn't man enough to satisfy me. Who here thinks that THEY'RE able to satisfy someone like me!" A scattering of males and the odd female cheered this one.

Lita: "That's a great thing to hear, because I decided I need a harem of people dedicated to making sure I stay satisfied at all times. And to start this, I decided to call an old friend of mine...someone with great skill, a HUGE...amount of wrestling ability, and a mustache that puts Ron Jeremy to shame- one that's GREAT to ride, I might add...my close personal...SPECIAL friend, EL DANDY!" Just then, a Mexican-sounding song hit as El Dandy came to the ring and took the side of Lita as the two began to make out on the ramp.

(63)

Lita loses 2 points of overness from all the young girls getting jaded their idol's a filthy, filthy pisswhore who makes Paris Hilton look like Mother Teresa

El Dandy gains 2 points of overness from all the young guys impressed he could manage to bag Lita

After the segment, Matt Hardy was backstage and happened to see Edward Elric watching that.

Hardy: "So...THIS is what you do with these things. First you ruin my career...then you steal my woman...then you allow her to do stuff like...like that?"

Elric: "Hey, chill...you had to expect that from a petri dish like her..."

Hardy: "Oh, I've waited to do this to you..." Just then, Matt Hardy grabbed Edward Elric and proceeded to snap the fingers on his good hand, then locked an Iron Claw on Elric's automail arm, eventually shattering it.

Hardy: "SCAR...IS A SYMBOL!"

(84)

During the break, a commercial started airing...

(INT. A fashion show. A correspondent is watching the scene.)

Correspondent: "We're here live at Fashion Week, and the scene is just electric. The fashions keep coming, but all of the eyes here are on the talent. A star was truly born here at these shows!" Just then, a man recognizable to RaveX and apparently no one else in the world came down the ramp.

Person at the stands: "I have never seen someone this natural walk down the ramp in years."

Person 2: "Not since...not since his uncle have I seen someone this able to draw the crowd!"

Person 3: "I've heard he's already signed an exclusive contract with some...WWE...that should be great for that designer!"

Just then, another walk down the ramp occurred as the man posed more for the crowd.

Correspondent: "Truly, the WWE has got the next great model under contract for them, and the sky appears to be the limit!"

Just then, the scene ended...

On-screen:

"KEVIN MARTEL

Coming Soon..."

(64)

After the break, Rey Mysterio Jr., Shane Goddard, and Lance Storm were backstage...

Storm: "Finally. Things will get better. All of us have a chance to get that Intercontinental Title off of that preening little priss Rico."

Goddard: "Yeah. I'd love to take some stuff out of him..."

Mysterio: "You know it..."

Storm: "Well, no matter. I'll do what I need to- take that title off of him and finally get the Intercontinental Title reign I deserve."

Goddard: "Hey, come on now. While you were off doing your thing, I was fighting Rico the last few months. If anyone deserves the title, it's me!"

Mysterio: "That may be, but I've never had an Intercontinental title shot before, and I have no plans on letting this one go to waste!"

Storm: "I'm getting the title tonight!"

Goddard: "I am!"

Mysterio: "I am!" Just then, Rico and the rest of Metro came walking by...

Rico: "Hey boys...good luck out there tonight...I'm sure this will be a challenge...worthy of a champ like me. But really, there is almost no challenge worthy of me. I mean, I'm sure I could...I could even take that little chump Shane Helms's title if I so pleased! Well, toodles...talk amongst yourselves again..." The three continued to argue as the show went to the ring...

Lance Storm d. Rico in a Four Way Dance with Rey Mysterio Jr. and Shane Goddard by Shane Helms interference (82, 87, 84)

After the break, Triple H's theme came to the ring to a completely DEAD crowd, flanked by Ric Flair. Triple H took the mic...

HHH: "I don't believe-uh this problem! I only lost-uh my title because Bischoff didn't tell me who I was facing. If I had known-uh I was facing that punk Shane Helms again, I would have beaten-uh him once more-uh! But no...Bischoff couldn't tell me, and I know the reason. Eric Bischoff...is still WCW at his heart-uh." A slight boo occurred... "I mean, come on. I am THE GAME-UH. I should be able to defeat any worker I face. Hell, it was me and DX who started the beginning of the end for WCW when we invaded-uh. It was me in 2000 that MADE WWF the show to watch-uh, putting the final nail-uh in the coffin for WCW. And Eric Bischoff does not want to get ov-uh that! To add to it, if I hadn't inj-uhd my quad, I would have ruled the Invasion, and proved-uh my dominance ov-uh WCW! However, Bischoff cannot see that, and made up some screwed up thing in ord-uh to make me lose my title to Shane Helms. Well, I will have none of that. So I challenge ANY WCW worker to come to this ring and let me show you all I am bett-uh than WCW!"

Just then, the crowd went silent...until the TitanTron started...

"I'M BUFF, I'M THE STUFF, AND THE LADIES...CAN'T GET ENOUGH!"

Just then, Buff Bagwell ran down the ramp and started to attack Triple H to a scattering of huge boos by people who never thought the WWE would be stupid enough to bring Buff Bagwell back in the fold. A referee got in the ring, as the match started.

(91)

Triple H gains 4 points of overness because he's less hated than Buff Bagwell

Buff Bagwell gains 2 points of overness because, um, well, his mom thinks he's cool...

Buff Bagwell d. Triple H by Ric Flair interference, Flair attacks Triple H (66, 74, 70)

Ric Flair gains 4 points of overness for not having to be Triple H's lapdog anymore

During the break, a video started airing...

(INT. A futuristic-looking room. A man was watching some wrestling action, or what appeared to be a futuristic version of wrestling.)

On-screen: "Year: 3005."

In the ring, two workers [recognizable as indy standout tag team The Strong Brothers] were utterly decimating a jobber team, while a woman on the outside [recognizable as OVW star diva Melina Perez] was distracting the referee. Finally, Roderick Strong hit a stiff backbreaker on one of the jobbers, and the three raised each others' hands.

Man: "Ah, yes. Wrestling keeps going through cycles. It always has to wonder- could a great wrestler from one time beat a great wrestler from another time?

Personally, I keep watching these three. Roderick, Sedrick, and Melina Strong. These two men are possibly the best tag team of our era, and their sister here is one of the best managers in wrestling for this time. However, sometimes, I can't help but wonder. How could they do against the best of different eras. How could they do against the Road Warriors- The Rockers- Edge and Christian- Metro? It's an age-old question.

But this time, you'll have an answer. You see, I've been working on a time machine in my spare time. And with their approval, I'm going to send these two back to the past and make them able to face off with these great workers.

Will this work?

Well, I already know that. The only question is- do you?

On-Screen:

"THE NEW BREED

Coming Soon to Your Time Period."

(35)

Roderick Strong loses 2 points of overness. Shouldn't have made a move on the protagonist's beloved, should ya?

Sedrick Strong loses 2 points of overness for how crappy the WWE's attempt to get them over turned out

Maven d. Chris Benoit (89, 75, 84)

Shawn Michaels d. Chris Jericho by Michael Shane interference, Shane and Michaels shake hands (98, 85, 94)

Shane Helms d. Booker T to retain World Heavyweight Title- Rico interferes and attacks Helms after match (89, 80, 86)

Over: 76

[Reflecto Is My Favorite Poster]

That night, I headed into the wOw show, when I was approached by a man I hadn't seen in wOw before...

Man: "So, THIS is Tom Goddard. It's a real honor to meet you- been hearing great things about your work, mate. Say, would you be willing to do any work for me?"

"Okay...and who are you again?" Just then, Robbie came over to us both.

Robbie: "Oh, sorry. I forgot to introduce you. Tom, this is Chris Walker-Bush, the owner of Berner Street Wrestling..."

"Oh. Come to think of it, I think I worked with some of your guys at the EWB All-Star Game. How's your fed going?"

CWB: "It's going great, as usual. I really think we're becoming one of the best things out there, and working with wOw will be a great way to get some leeway into the US."

Robbie: "Yeah, and with how over wOw product's been getting on the indy scene, we feel it's a good thing to have deals going on with people in foreign countries to really help make wOw a worldwide thing, you know?"

"Excellent. I could see possibly going there once or twice. I mean, it kind of sucks that I manage to be a reigning World Champion, one of the hottest indy workers on the planet, and yet since I don't have any international experience, the feds in Japan are a little wary for booking me. I want to become one of the best all-time, and you have to be a worldwide name to do that!"

CWB: "Well, don't worry. Australia's really reaching a boom period in wrestling. It's going to be one of the next big places in wrestling, believe you me."

Robbie: "Well, I think you and I need to get going, Chris...you know, hammer out that 'angle' we've been talking about?"

CWB: "Sure thing."

Robbie: "Excellent. Now, let me get my staff writers, and we'll be on our way. Enjoy the show, Tommy- I think you should know, though: After tonight, it all changes forever..." I was a little confused about that as I headed to the Gorilla Position to watch the show.

wOw Primetime: Aussie Invasion!

As wOw Primetime started, the usual wOw opening music video occurred for a little bit, only to scratch out and be replaced by the song "Down Under" and scenes from Berner Street Wrestling with an ending graphic of wOw Primetime: "AUSSIE INVASION".

RD Reynolds: "Welcome to wOw Primetime! Tonight's a great foreign exchange show, as writers for whacked Out wrestling have booked for top Australian federation Berner Street Wrestling, while writers for BSW book for wOw...and oh no, it seems the Diamond Exchange want to open the welcome wagon..."

Once the show started, Steve Evans, The Diamond Exchange, Ayako Hamada, and Veronica Diamond headed into the ring and took the mic...

Evans: "Hello, wOw fans. And may I give a SINCERE welcome to our friends from Australia...after all, it's not often people from Down Under get to see a group as dominant as champions as us..." The crowd booed. "I mean, look at us. We've got the reigning National Women's Champion. Do you people in Australia know what that means? Throughout the most powerful country in the world- The United States, everyone views Ayako here as the top Women's wrestler in the country- which, pretty much says, she's the best in the world." Hamada held her National Women's Title as they continued. "We have the most dominant Tag Team Champions in independent wrestling today- even with this TLC match that they're putting them in tonight, no one can stop Dave and Dean Powers! Who could Australia say that about...the Bushwhackers? We're run by the hottest manager in wrestling today- the true manager of champions, Veronica Diamond. And, oh yeah, here's something you can understand...we've got the most powerful champion in independent wrestling- someone so powerful that he can render a reigning World Champion his little bitch on a regular basis. To show it, you people deserve to see something that can show our power, though. I don't have a match, so I'll challenge any wOw worker to a match to show you I'm the hottest thing in wOw ever." Just then, a punk cover of "Eye in the Sky" hit as Alex Shelley came down to the ring accompanied by Becky Bayless (who started to randomly glomp him during the walk down) and took the mic...

Shelley: "Oh, so you're taking open challenges now, eh, Stevie? Well, I like to think of myself as managing to get these fans behind me since I signed on to this crazy train they call whacked Out wrestling, and I've managed to do well for myself. I've been a good singles worker, a good tag team worker, but for some reason, you've always ducked me for a shot at that title. The only question as a result is this: Will you give me the shot I deserve, or is it obvious to everyone in Australia that you're a CHICKEN?"

Evans: "Nobody calls me chicken and gets away with it...you want a title shot? You'll get a title shot...on my terms. Ms. Diamond?" Veronica Diamond took out a contract.

Diamond: "Let's see. Seeing as you're a unheralded worker here, and I need to protect my investment- I can't risk the best wrestler in wOw losing to someone like you on a fluke pin. Therefore, tonight's match will be 2 out of 3 Falls. That way, someone like you can get one victory over him, but there is no chance you could beat Steve Evans twice in one night..." The crowd cheered this match being made as the show went to break...

(71)

Steve Evans loses 2 points overness because he's at his best when he's against Goddard, and the fans aren't as interested otherwise

Spanky v. Paul London

Decent-enough matchup to start the show. These two hot cruiserweights managed to get the crowd into the show from the beginning, managing to make a decent match. However, the two were pretty much in a match that meant very little, even with the Number one Contender spot for the International title involved with it. The match, however, was good enough to make it work as a result. Spanky got the victory following a Sliced Bread #2, which helped a little bit: Spanky and Beckett should be a decent enough match, for the most part...

(64, 93, 78)

Meanwhile, backstage, Chris Walker-Bush was hanging out with Robbie Richter. Walker-Bush happened to see Jimmy Jacobs WALKING~!, then proceeded to ask Richter something...

Walker-Bush: "Say, that Jimmy Jacobs- he really is something in the ring. 'HUSS! HUSS!' Yeah, that's a great idea, you know? Listen...I like his work so much, I think I want to see some of it tonight. That's why, I think I'm going to give him a match. And since we have an International flavor, let's make it an International Title match. Yes. Jimmy Jacobs- up against...Finale, the International champion!"

Richter: "Um...Mr. Walker-Bush...Finale's not the champ anymore...Chance Beckett is..."

Walker-Bush: "Oh, really? Why'd I think Finale was?"

Richter: "Because Reflecto only pays attention to the major players and original wOw product?"

Walker-Bush: "Oh yeah. Well, put him up against Beckett then- I'm good with that..."

(wOw International) Chance Beckett v. Jimmy Jacobs

Well, the crowd liked this match, to say the least...It did have its problems, however, mostly due to the fact that Jimmy Jacobs was seen as outclassed in the match. I could somehow see it: Jacobs's biggest claim to fame was a cup of coffee with ROH earlier in 2004, while he was booked as a midcard tag team specialist most of the time in wOw. By contrast, Beckett's being a big name in AWAMLW and being protected as such in wOw made him the easy favorite. Despite that, Beckett did a good job at making Jimmy Jacobs look good, which helped the match do a lot for Jacobs's star in the federation. However, that didn't change that a quick Chance Encounter got Beckett the victory to keep his title. Other than that, not a bad match by any means...

(61, 86, 73)

After the match, Walker-Bush and Richter were backstage and hanging out...

Walker-Bush: "You know what this show needs more than anything, Robbie? A little something for the fans...don't you guys call it 'fanservice' here? I've got it...I'll find the next two cuties you've got here and put them in a Bra and Panties match. Let's see...who first..." Just then, Alex Shelley was walking backstage as Raven Black glomped him... "Ah, she'll do. Excuse me, miss...please get off Mr.Shelley, you have a match..."

Black: "Yay! What's it gonna be, huh?"

Walker-Bush: "Bra and Panties match..."

Black: "KYAAAAAAAAAH! PERVERT!" Just then, Raven Black looked at Walker Bush as he rose off the ground and slammed into the wall backstage...

Walker-Bush: "Oww...does this happen all the time here?"

Richter: "More often than you'd think...so, who will be the opponent?" Just then, Jocelyn Richter walked through the backstage area...

Walker-Bush: "Wow...that's my second choice. She's a real hottie- I'd like to put one through her..."

Richter: "Um...that's my daughter you're talking about."

Walker-Bush: "Um...How AWKWARD. Uh-you must have good genes?"

Jocelyn Richter v. Raven Black

Okay. Let it be known that Raven Black is officially not a female, but apparently a 120 pound piece of luggage. I say that, because Jocelyn Richter did a carry job that's the stuff of legend here. The match was almost, kind of, watchable for female standards- expectable because Richter is one of the best pure female workers on the planet, and is workable with even a relative neophyte to the ring like Raven Black (who I've heard has had less than one month of actual in-ring training.) Between this and the fact that no one knew who Raven Black was, it was obvious who was getting stripped, as Richter gave the fans another reason to know who Black was following a quick stripping. Eh- not a bad Bra and Panties match by a workrate standpoint...

(62, 50, 58)

D'Lo Brown and Monty Brown v. The Klansmen

Fans of Political Correctness, rejoice. Apparently, one of the Klansmen has really pissed off someone backstage, because this was a squash job the likes of which has never been seen in a squash job. D'Lo and Monty proceeded to DESTROY the two Klansmen in every way possible. Tyrone Andrews tried to come into the ring and help his "owners"- only to have D'Lo attack him, then going to the top and hitting the Lo Down on him. After that, Monty Brown hit a POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE! on Cade Sydal while D'Lo hit a Sky High on Daron Smythe. Stereo pinfalls finished it up, as D'Lo and Monty shook hands and celebrated a victory.

(58, 100, 79)

(TLC, Tag Titles) The Ding Dongs v. The Diamond Exchange v. Men From Greece

Okay...why waste this TLC match on free TV? Oh, yeah, special event with BSW thing. On that note, though- if you're going to have a TLC match, why are you making it a TLC match between the Ding Dongs (a team that redefines the term "basic"), The Diamond Exchange (at their core, a relatively poor power team that's not known for going hardcore), and The Men From Greece (a great brawling team, but one that is not known for hardcore brawling?) Oh, right, it gets people popping. Due to this stuff, the match had a lot less of the "T" and the "L" than you would expect, instead having a lot of chair shots. The three teams scrambled each others' brains relatively awesomely, eventually going into methods where the Men From Greece used double-team moves, The Diamond Exchange used chairshots, and the Ding Dongs psychologically tried to set up moves for the future. Eventually, The Ding Dongs set up two sets of two tables on the outside of the ring. The Diamond Exchange fought The Men From Greece, who fought their way out of it, then put The Diamond Exchange members through the structures, taking a lot out of both of them. With that out of the way, The Ding Dongs easily set up a ladder, managing to get the win and the titles.

(74, 78, 76)

(wOw WORLD, 2 out of 3 falls) Steve Evans v. Alex Shelley

FIRST FALL: Okay, here we have a styles clash. A huge styles clash. And not a very good styles clash, seeing as the crowd just doesn't buy Alex Shelley in main events yet. He's a good enough worker, but they just see him as the midcarder with the really, really nice entrance more than anything. Because of that, Shelley got rather beaten badly for most of the first part of the match. The first fall was pretty much a squash. Eventually, Veronica Diamond tried to distract the referee, but the referee responded by sending her back to the dressing room. Not knowing he did, Dave Powers hit Alex Shelley with a Powerslam- seen directly by the referee, and causing the ref to disqualify Steve Evans, giving Alex Shelley the first fall.

Reynolds: "An impressive victory by Alex Shelley, PT. And, in case you're one of the Aussies giving wOw a chance for the first time, or just a wOw fan who doesn't know the rules, let's explain the major points of wOw 2 out of 3 falls matches during this break!"

PT: "There are a number of differences that make wOw a different federation than any other. One of the many? How we treat 2 out of 3 falls matches. In whacked Out wrestling, 2 out of 3 Falls matches are ONLY usable for title matches. In addition, we differ from other federations in the fact that if the challenger gets a pinfall during the first or second fall, they technically win the belt, albeit having to defend it in the next pinfall-almost like a title victory with an immediate rematch clause, if you will. That means that due to this funny little wOw technicality, we would like to congratulate our new wOw World Champion, Alex Shelley! Now, let's get back to the show."

SECOND FALL: Gaining what could be seen as more confidence from the first fall victory, Shelley began to show his stuff to the champion. A number of nice mat-based attacks followed, as Shelley proceeded to keep Evans out of the aerial moves that were so much of his moveset. Evans, however, was able to counter this fairly well, managing to attack Shelley viciously. This proved to be enough for Evans, as he managed to hit the Slight Remix (Springboard Dropkick) on Shelley, getting the second fall.

THIRD FALL: This was probably the most hard-fought of the falls. Shelley tried to continue to break down Evans, while Evans proceeded to look to any means necessary to get the victory in the match. The two put on a decent enough technical match as a result, trying whatever it took to put the other man down. Steve Evans then began to take the advantage, working all over Shelley to get his way. With Veronica Diamond backstage, Ayako Hamada took to distracting the referee while Evans laid into Shelley with weapon shots. A Dean Powers- assisted Powerslam only got a 2 count, as the match continued. Hamada then proceeded to distract the referee more. However, Evans lived by the sword and died by the sword, as Shelley proceeded to get on all fours. Just then, Jeff Hardy ran into the ring and hit a Poetry in Motion on Steve Evans! Evans went down as Jeff Hardy proceeded to hit a Swanton Bomb on him. Shelley proceeded to cover Evans, and 3 seconds later, wOw had an official new wOw Champion!

P.T.: "WE HAVE A HUGE UPSET HERE!"

Reynolds: "I do not believe what I just saw. Alex Shelley has just managed to knock off Steve Evans, 2 falls to 1. We have a new World Champion- I can't believe this one..." Just then, the face locker room proceeded to rush the ring and lift Shelley up on their shoulders. A local punk band came out to play a live version of his theme as the fans rose up for their new champion...and then they went to break.

(62, 72, 67)

After the break, Robbie Richter and Chris Walker-Bush headed out to the ring and took the mic...

Richter: "Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for watching this special edition of wOw Primetime: The Aussie Invasion. Might I also ask you to give some more applause for our NEW Tag Team Champions, The Ding Dongs..." A scattered pop happened... "...and our NEW World Champion, Alex Shelley!" A much larger pop occurred from that.

"Now, if I may continue for a moment, this is a big thing. For the last two years, as every loyal fan of wOw and wOw Memorial knows, whacked Out wrestling has been at the forefront of innovation in the business today. wOw has given new life to the first-person genre, been one of the most popular serious-humor diaries in the organized 'Dome' of Wrestling, has been one of the diaries to truly merge the anime and manga style of writing with professional wrestling action, and has been the only active diary today to remain able to keep the story in story-based diaries. Even now as we speak, forces are working to try and find an artist in order to make wOw Memorial reach its next form- that of the first great sports/romance/comedy American manga to come out, and fulfill the destiny that has been apparent since the first day the fabled 'wOw 6' came together and put fingers to keyboard-the destiny of going professional.

However, there are other federations that have managed to follow this goal. Great federations like WEF, the AWO, and our colleagues for this deal, Berner Street Wrestling. Since its humble beginnings as a Golden Boy Wrestling fanfed, this federation has managed to become something stronger than the sum of its parts, and make something that is uniquely awesome in its own right. Truly, the spirit that was present in GBW has found its way into BSW, and made this a federation that we here in whacked Out wrestling are proud to call allied with us in the cause to give you, the fan, the best possible bang for your entertainment buck. We always have the most innovative stuff...and tonight, we're going to continue to innovate for all of you right here in this ring.

Walker-Bush: "That's because the workers, staff, and writer of Berner Street Wrestling, in conjunction with the workers, staff, and writing team of whacked Out wrestling: Memorial are pleased to announce here, in both of our diaries, that we have made the first ever DIARY DOME TRADE!"

Reynolds: "WHAT THE...? A TRADE? THAT'S UNPRECEDENTED!"

Richter: "whacked Out wrestling Memorial is pleased to receive the following workers from Berner Street Wrestling: VB Fosters, Sir Quincy Penfold III, Rising Son, Jamie Koeppe, Bone Daddy, The Dungeon Master 3.5, The tag team Smackdown- Rodney Mack and Jesus Aguilera, and 2 workers to be named later!"

Walker-Bush: "Meanwhile, Berner Street Wrestling is proud to accept the following workers from whacked Out wrestling Memorial: Vicious and Delicious- PsykoSlash and Milo, T'Omm J'Onzz, NWATNA worker Danny Hillstead, Becky Bayless, Tyrone 'Scoot' Andrews, The Klansmen- Cade Sydal and Daron Smythe, and Kari-Chan!"

The two owners shook hands in the ring and raised each other's arms in triumph.

P.T. Midnite: "I can't believe it. They actually are going through with this- a legitimate trade in the Diary Dome!I don't think this has ever been done before!

(65)

Over: 70

[Chris the Human]

Man, I so let the team down on this one. This show kicked so much ass. Title changes, backstage goodness, and then the big sell. Great show!

[RebornInFlames]

Reflecto you funny, funny man this dairy owns. You got a bit cheated with VB Fosters and SQ3.

[Styk]

Ok so this was big... and well if the other things is different (but also "Huge") i will see how you can top yourself...

[Reflecto Is My Favorite Poster]

From: www.briannaked.com

News and Quotes from wOw Primetime/Berner Street Wrestling Clinically Insane: More News on Blockbuster Trade

-The news that's got all of the Dome abuzz is the blockbuster trade announcement between wOw Memorial and Berner Street Wrestling. According to recent rumors, the biggest shock to many had to be the fact that the relatively less-over but more established wOw Memorial gave up less than many believed they could have to BSW, mostly involving the fact that of the 10 workers traded by wOw, three of them were assigned to developmental federation Armageddon Championship Wrestling [where T'Omm J'Onzz was a top prospect from the training facility there, while the Vicious and Delicious tag team of PsykoSlash and Milo were reigning ACW Tag Team Champions.] By contrast, the only workers who didn't actively work for BSW at the time of the trade were VB Fosters and Sir Quincy Penfold III, both of whom have reportedly jumped at the chance to work for wOw. In each case, the two have already been tendered new contracts by wOw and should debut imminently.

-The biggest shock by many of the trade is the fact that BSW had traded Bone Daddy in the deal. This move shocked many because of Bone Daddy's appearance in the EWB All-Star Game in August of this year. However, sources close to BSW claim that Bone Daddy's ego exploded as a result of this honor, leading him to not want to job to anybody in the federation. When that was combined with some interest wOw showed following his match at the All-Star Game, Bone Daddy was added at the relatively low price of Tyrone Andrews (a person who wOw said had very little upswing following the trade of The Klansmen in the deal.)

-According to sources, it has been announced who the two Players to be Named Later are who Berner Street Wrestling has given up.

Reports are circulating that the BSW Players to be named later have been revealed as the BSW universe's versions of indy workers Cade Sydal and Daron Smythe. The two workers had been most well known in the wOw Memorial universe as the tag team that became trade victims The Klansmen, and had been reportedly signed to development deals by BSW solely to be added to the trade out of worries of a matter/anti-matter accident, the likes of which caused a marring of the EWB All-Star Game. It is as of yet unknown what gimmick the two workers will be playing in their new home, but wOw has confirmed they will not be taking over for the gimmick their other selves played.