General Football Thread

[brenchill]

But was he a top, top player?

Yes

[GoN_]

[Summers]

Amazing.

[GoN_]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcQM_gDvHWg

Forever our king.

Edited January 6, 2014 by GoN_

[OctoberRaven]

[MDK]

Otherwise known as Fifa 14 Pro Clubs Drop In Match

[Gazz]

Looks like the work of metalman

[9 to 5]

Not with a name like Gary it doesn't!

[Gazz]

He likes to emulate me.

[Lineker]

Playing football in blackface?

[Adam]

Pfft, rubbish. I recall no Gary Goals playing for the mighty Doncaster United.

[EddieG]

It clearly says trials Adam, he was that kid who scored that beautiful overhead kick from the halfway line.

[Berober]

Pfft, rubbish. I recall no Gary Goals playing for the mighty Doncaster United.

His name was probably Barry Goals and he changed it to make the alliteration

[Adam]

I don't recall that Eddie though I wonder if in this trial he scored all of "the penos" too. The voicemail you apparently get when you ring the number is hilarious as well.

“Greetings and salutations, you have reached the voicemail of Gary Goals.

“I’m not able to take your call right now because I’m either playing a match, out with a lady or hitting the gym hard!”

“If you would like me to play in your game leave your name, where said match will be taking place, the colour of the clothes and the quality of all the people playing the football game.

“I am a top class striker with a proven track record scoring goals for teams all over Ireland and all over Europe - especially Ireland.”

[Matt]

But especially Bart

[MDK]

Apparently he is based in Hackney

[Dan]

Danny Higginbotham has retired from football 2 months after making his international debut.

[brenchill]

Didn't he play for the Bermuda Triangle or something?

[Lineker]

Gibraltar.

[MDK]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25572671

Forest Green appear to be starting with 10 men. BAD BBC, BAD.