Paradox games but definitely NOT GAMES OF THRONE

[Benjamin]

I think men of the cloth used to brand it as a sign of the devil or something, right? 

[MalaCloudy Black]

Yeah. It gives a -10 opinion to the church and to Muslims. +5 same trait though. Suck it, church!

[Schlitzbrille]

I'm gonna regret doing the family tree from my one complete vanilla game, currently up to the weird bit where there's a Catholic and a Sunni branch of the family.

[Mick]

Wish this was mine, but holy shit:

[Schlitzbrille]

A BEAR THERE WAS, A BEAR A BEAR!

[Mick]

Remember kids, it's not gay if you're from Dorne!

 

[Mick]

Methinks a 'hunting accident' might be in order, For the Good of the Realm™

 

[Mick]

 

[Mick]

Sam put it in the wrong place.

 

[Schlitzbrille]

Good news for the extremely tiny portion of the ASOIAF fandom who shipped the Mannis and the Clegane brother's sister

[Mick]

Kill Stannis, she inherits Dragonstone, kill her, Mountain gets Dragonstone  

[Schlitzbrille]

On 27/12/2019 at 23:37, Mick said:

Kill Stannis, she inherits Dragonstone, kill her, Mountain gets Dragonstone  

So you're clearly saying I should orchestrate this timeline's excuse for Cleganebowl (GET HYPE)?

Also:

PLEASE FUCK OFF XARO XHOAN DAXOS OF THE SIX HUNDRED NAMES

[Trey]

Any tips on making money as a vassal who only controls one area? I know to build cities for the races you get but saving up the gold to build them takes a while and thought I might be missing a say to make gold as this game has a ton to it. 

[SeanDMan]

4 hours ago, Trey said:

Any tips on making money as a vassal who only controls one area? I know to build cities for the races you get but saving up the gold to build them takes a while and thought I might be missing a say to make gold as this game has a ton to it. 

Depends. What is your culture/religion/government? Same of your liege.

Best way to make money is tributary wars. Probably can't do that if you're a vassal of someone. Second best is raiding. Most likely not available for you.

Can run a retirement home. That's pretty gamey and it doesn't provide reliable income, but it does provide income.

[Mick]

 

 

 

Edit: even though it's Jaime's, the investigation didn't reveal anything  

[Mick]

[Schlitzbrille]

43 minutes ago, Mick said:

Bobby B is T H I C C as hell.

[SeanDMan]

Get me the throne stretcher!

[Mick]

 

 

[Schlitzbrille]

 

I know you were mad about getting relatively punked out on the show Varys, but cool down a bit he could've done you better.