Paradox games but definitely NOT GAMES OF THRONE

[Plubby]

Hmm....I think I'll give Poland a shot

You aren't the first to say this, and this concerns me greatly

[Sousa]

Doesn't Poland get something insane like a new social policy every time they hit a new age?

EDIT: Wait no I thought this was the Civ V thread.

[Schlitzbrille]

Hmm....I think I'll give Poland a shot

You aren't the first to say this, and this concerns me greatly

Well-played, sir.

[JasonM]

Hmm....I think I'll give Poland a shot

You aren't the first to say this, and this concerns me greatly

I feel bad for laughing at this.

[apsham]

Ugh. I wish I understood pressing claims and getting more land better. I'm trying to marry my people into certain places but it just doesn't work out. I can assassinate every single ruler that comes up in a certain area without a moments thought but I just can't get my people worked in no matter what I do. I've kind of stalled at this point... all I can do is press claims for OTHER people it seems.

[apsham]

Holy shit! Everything just came together at once.. I fabricated a few false claims and suddenly I was able to form the Kingdom of Ireland and made all of the other vassals bow before my might. Bwahahaha!

Now to get the Scottish out of here.

[apsham]

FUCK YOU IRELAND, YOU'RE ALL MINE. BOW BEFORE MY MIGHT.

[Ruki]

Now take over Wales!

[Sousa]

Wales is indeed a good next stop but they are rebelly as fuck. If you can catch England with its pants down in a civil war then you can get Cornwall (it happens every decade or so).

[Ruki]

I want to go home and play this now. Although I got annoyed the last time I played because: a) I couldn't forge a claim at all b) I lost one of my lands to Norway (my father was the vassal...and somehow it transferred to Norway? No idea, but I couldn't steal it back. Their army was like...6000+)

[apsham]

I caught Scotland with their pants down and fabricated a claim on their capital. Now I have Scotland itself split up in the middle, with the tip of it being controlled by Norwegians and them locked in a truce with me for 10 years, mwahahaha.

[apsham]

Ugh. I just died of consumption at 33. This leaves my 13 year old son in charge and everyone wants to take a swing at him.

[apsham]

Fuck sakes, I just fell off the castle wall. Now I'm his 10 year old brother.

[FestiveJack]

Was your regent around when it happened?

[apsham]

No actually... it was just a scene where he was playing, trying to jump and catch something.

[Sousa]

That's the problem I always have. I start to make a whole lot of progress and get shit under control. Then my current leader dies and it all starts going to hell.

[apsham]

When disease breaks out, is there anything you can do really? Or what happens happens?

[JasonM]

When disease breaks out, is there anything you can do really? Or what happens happens?

I am not sure, but I guess you could call up your levy and have your leader command them in a province that doesn't have an outbreak. Wouldn't help the rest of the courtiers though.

[Mongrel]

This is a bit of a silly question, but I'm at war with Götaland, which is an island. I can get my troops onto a ship, but how do I land on the island? All I seem to be able to do is sail around it...

[apsham]

When you click on the boats, there's a section that juts off it on the top right. You click the troops there and then move them.

Took me forever to figure that out.