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Who would be interested in this? Here's a backstory.

Backstory: Vince McMahon and Triple H had a deal. Triple H would shock the WWE Universe when his team defeated Vince McMahon's at Survivor Series 2012, and he'd be named the new Chairman of the WWE. Vince had other plans though. He loved the business and wasn't done yet. He changed the plan, and his team would be victorious at Survivor Series. They were, he never made it to the match though. Vince suffered a fatal heart attack at the show, and no one knew if he would make it. Helmsley made the decision to have the show go on. The PPV was an immense success, and all in all, a great night for the WWE. Vince McMahon didn't have such a great night, however. He didn't even make it through to the next morning, and was announced dead. Fans were in shock, and thought it was all just a work. It spread through the media though, and fans soon learned, Vinny Mac had actually passed away. Triple H held a memorial show in Vince McMahon's honour. He'd arranged it out of respect, and for money. A drunken "Stone Cold" Steve Austin drove himself to that show, he crashed into a bin while parking, but something caught his eye when he hopped out of his car. It was a massive stack of pieces of paper. All he noticed was the title though, "EWA: A Revolution in Professional Wrestling, Vince McMahon." He decided to take it home with him, as he couldn't see the small text. The next day, he read it through thoroughly, and had a plan. The company, named "Everything Wrestling Association". Their slogan was, "We have everything." Steve Austin was intrigued. It turned out, Vince had already organised for half of the WWE roster to sign with EWA and to have them take The World Heavyweight Championship, the Tag Team Title (No not the World Tag Team Titles), The Women's Championship, The United States Championship and The Cruiserweight Championship. Stone Cold decided to buy the rights to this company, which already had people waiting to see what this company would offer. He signed some more wrestlers before putting on the first show.

Roster: Superstars

Steve Austin - Owner

Christian - World Heavyweight Champion

R Truth

Mason Ryan

Shelton Benjami

Matt Hardy

Shannon Moore

Brodus Clay

Nigel McGuinness

Gregory Helms

Eugene

Carlito

Seth Rollins

Evan Bourne

Heels:

CM Punk

Daniel Bryan

Dolph Ziggler - Tag Champion

Jack Swagger - Tag Champion

Finlay

Charlie Haas

Ken Shamrock

Lord Tensai - United States Champion

Kamala

Mabel

Jamie Dundee

Chris Mordetzky

Davey Richards

Kevin Steen

Roster: Divas

Faces

Layla El

Maria Kenellis

Tamina Snuka - Women's Champion

Heels:

Brie Bella

Nikki Bella

Mila Yim

For this to work, I 'd need help with the roster. Who else should be added to it?

And for those who were wondering. This was the Survivor Series 2012 Card:

Team Vince (CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Lord Tensai, Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger) def. Team HHH (John Cena, Randy Orton, Ted Dibiase, The Miz and Kofi Kingston)

Christian def. Sheamus - World Heavyweight Title

Wade Barret def. Cody Rhodes and Zack Ryder - WWE Title

Tyson Kidd and Justin Gabriel def. Curt Hawkins and Titus O'Neill - World Tag Titles

AJ Lee def. Layla El - Diva's Championship

Kane def. Ryback

QUESTIONS:

Who should be WWE's new CM Punk?

Who should be WWE's new Daniel Bryan? I'd go with Cody Rhodes or Wade Barret here, but who do you think?

What should EWA start at?

What should WWE start at?

Who else should be on the EWA roster?

What should some of the PPV names be for EWA?

What does this mean for TNA?

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This makes absolutely no sense. Why would Vince create an entirely new wrestling promotion? Because he lost his chairman position in-character? Even that doesn't make any sense, if he arranged for half the roster to sign before the match even happened. Why would he purposefully arrange for half his roster to sign with an untested, unproven new promotion?

And why would Austin buy it, based on seeing its shitty name on a piece of paper?

If you just want to create a new wrestling promotion run by Steve Austin, why needlessly kill off Vince McMahon in the first place? His death has absolutely no bearing on anything that happens subsequently, as he'd apparently already created the new promotion before he died.

And how is Kamala - a guy who has had both legs amputated - a member of the active roster? Or Nigel McGuinness, a man who will likely never wrestle again?

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This makes absolutely no sense. Why would Vince create an entirely new wrestling promotion? Because he lost his chairman position in-character? Even that doesn't make any sense, if he arranged for half the roster to sign before the match even happened. Why would he purposefully arrange for half his roster to sign with an untested, unproven new promotion?

And why would Austin buy it, based on seeing its shitty name on a piece of paper?

If you just want to create a new wrestling promotion run by Steve Austin, why needlessly kill off Vince McMahon in the first place? His death has absolutely no bearing on anything that happens subsequently, as he'd apparently already created the new promotion before he died.

And how is Kamala - a guy who has had both legs amputated - a member of the active roster? Or Nigel McGuinness, a man who will likely never wrestle again?

All of those questions can be answered with "This is an AwSmash thread." He'll make another one like it in an hour or two.

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This makes absolutely no sense. Why would Vince create an entirely new wrestling promotion? Because he lost his chairman position in-character? Even that doesn't make any sense, if he arranged for half the roster to sign before the match even happened. Why would he purposefully arrange for half his roster to sign with an untested, unproven new promotion?

And why would Austin buy it, based on seeing its shitty name on a piece of paper?

If you just want to create a new wrestling promotion run by Steve Austin, why needlessly kill off Vince McMahon in the first place? His death has absolutely no bearing on anything that happens subsequently, as he'd apparently already created the new promotion before he died.

And how is Kamala - a guy who has had both legs amputated - a member of the active roster? Or Nigel McGuinness, a man who will likely never wrestle again?

What? Really?

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This makes absolutely no sense. Why would Vince create an entirely new wrestling promotion? Because he lost his chairman position in-character? Even that doesn't make any sense, if he arranged for half the roster to sign before the match even happened. Why would he purposefully arrange for half his roster to sign with an untested, unproven new promotion?

And why would Austin buy it, based on seeing its shitty name on a piece of paper?

If you just want to create a new wrestling promotion run by Steve Austin, why needlessly kill off Vince McMahon in the first place? His death has absolutely no bearing on anything that happens subsequently, as he'd apparently already created the new promotion before he died.

And how is Kamala - a guy who has had both legs amputated - a member of the active roster? Or Nigel McGuinness, a man who will likely never wrestle again?

What? Really?

Yeah, he got struck down with diabetes.

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This makes absolutely no sense. Why would Vince create an entirely new wrestling promotion? Because he lost his chairman position in-character? Even that doesn't make any sense, if he arranged for half the roster to sign before the match even happened. Why would he purposefully arrange for half his roster to sign with an untested, unproven new promotion?

And why would Austin buy it, based on seeing its shitty name on a piece of paper?

If you just want to create a new wrestling promotion run by Steve Austin, why needlessly kill off Vince McMahon in the first place? His death has absolutely no bearing on anything that happens subsequently, as he'd apparently already created the new promotion before he died.

And how is Kamala - a guy who has had both legs amputated - a member of the active roster? Or Nigel McGuinness, a man who will likely never wrestle again?

It's a fantasy scenario, it doesn't have to make sense. Ha.

And Vince had signed the WWE over to Triple H...

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This makes absolutely no sense. Why would Vince create an entirely new wrestling promotion? Because he lost his chairman position in-character? Even that doesn't make any sense, if he arranged for half the roster to sign before the match even happened. Why would he purposefully arrange for half his roster to sign with an untested, unproven new promotion?

And why would Austin buy it, based on seeing its shitty name on a piece of paper?

If you just want to create a new wrestling promotion run by Steve Austin, why needlessly kill off Vince McMahon in the first place? His death has absolutely no bearing on anything that happens subsequently, as he'd apparently already created the new promotion before he died.

And how is Kamala - a guy who has had both legs amputated - a member of the active roster? Or Nigel McGuinness, a man who will likely never wrestle again?

What? Really?

Yeah, he got struck down with diabetes.

God, that sucks real bad.

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Vince suffered a fatal heart attack at the show, and no one knew if he would make it.

:unsure:

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This makes absolutely no sense. Why would Vince create an entirely new wrestling promotion? Because he lost his chairman position in-character? Even that doesn't make any sense, if he arranged for half the roster to sign before the match even happened. Why would he purposefully arrange for half his roster to sign with an untested, unproven new promotion?

And why would Austin buy it, based on seeing its shitty name on a piece of paper?

If you just want to create a new wrestling promotion run by Steve Austin, why needlessly kill off Vince McMahon in the first place? His death has absolutely no bearing on anything that happens subsequently, as he'd apparently already created the new promotion before he died.

And how is Kamala - a guy who has had both legs amputated - a member of the active roster? Or Nigel McGuinness, a man who will likely never wrestle again?

What? Really?

Yeah, he got struck down with diabetes.

God, that sucks real bad.

Maybe he can make a comeback and be an underdog like Zack Gowen.

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This makes absolutely no sense. Why would Vince create an entirely new wrestling promotion? Because he lost his chairman position in-character? Even that doesn't make any sense, if he arranged for half the roster to sign before the match even happened. Why would he purposefully arrange for half his roster to sign with an untested, unproven new promotion?

And why would Austin buy it, based on seeing its shitty name on a piece of paper?

If you just want to create a new wrestling promotion run by Steve Austin, why needlessly kill off Vince McMahon in the first place? His death has absolutely no bearing on anything that happens subsequently, as he'd apparently already created the new promotion before he died.

And how is Kamala - a guy who has had both legs amputated - a member of the active roster? Or Nigel McGuinness, a man who will likely never wrestle again?

What? Really?

Yeah, he got struck down with diabetes.

God, that sucks real bad.

Maybe he can make a comeback and be an underdog like Zack Gowen.

Now I just have a vision of Kamala stomping down the ramp with his hands as Gowen's theme plays.

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