The all-purpose GTAV Online thread

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http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/ninetofive925/games/gtav/jobs/

There it is.

[MalaCloudy Black]

"No results to show".

[9 to 5]

Worked for me.

Fucking Rockstar.

[Benji]

I'll wait four or five weeks before trying. Seems to be a standard thing with this game.

[Lint]

Sorry Cloudy..

"As a part of the latest patch, the Rat Loader has been removed from garages. The Rat Loader is classed as a utility vehicle (in the same way that the Tow Truck is), and was not meant to be stored in player garages. Certain models of the Tornado and Karin Rebel have also been removed, as they were Single Player only mission vehicles."

http://support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/200553737-Grand-Theft-Auto-V-1-07-Patch-Notes?locale=en-us

And some patch notes

Grand Theft Auto V 1.07 Patch Notes

• Players are now able to sell vehicles that they have purchased from websites.
• Players are now able to run in apartments and garages.
• Reward for being a good sport has been increased from $1,000 to $2,000
• Fixed an issue where a character’s tattoos would disappear when encountering cutscenes.
• Corrected an issue where players could make their vehicles and passengers invisible.
• Sticky Bombs can no longer be thrown during the countdown for the starts of GTA Races.
• Resolved issues where players were having problems accessing their accounts.
• Corrected issues with Bounties.
• Fixed an issue where players were charged full price for ammo for Grenade Launchers even if they were only buying one Grenade.
• Fixed an issue where Grenades could be filled up to maximum during UGC GTA Races.
• Team Balancing has been improved, friends and Crew members are now grouped together and Rank is taken into consideration.
• Fixed an issue where if a player has banked all of their cash, they were only charged minimal amounts for dying.
• The Karin Futo can now be recovered normally after being impounded.
• Fixed an exploit where players were able to clone Tanks.

• Respawning has been improved to reduce the chance of repeatedly spawning in the same location.
• Cash rewards have been adjusted in Races, Deathmatches, and Parachuting to allow increases in pay-outs.
• There is now a 25% RP bonus at the end of Deathmatches, Missions, CTF, LTS, Survival, player kills, and AI kills when playing in Free Aim. This gives extra credit for completing actions with more skill.
• Until a Race has been verified, players cannot earn RP in UGC Races.
• Added a new feature to allow easier Personal Vehicle retrieval from the Impound Lot. This has a cost of $250.
• Reduced the chance of being noticed by the Cops in stolen vehicles.
• Impromptu Races can no longer be launched when in a CTF or LTS.
• Holdup Shopkeepers now have access to Ammu-Nation. You have been warned.
• Due to changes in Deathmatches (Weapon Locking), some objectives will no longer appear in this specific type of match.
• Weapon rewards (e.g. Shotgun in cop car) are blocked during weapon locked Deathmatches.
• During Weapon Locked Deathmatches, Ammo Drops will not contain Molotovs.
• Players who do not participate during Survivals can now be flagged as such by other players in the group and removed from the Survival.
• New icons added for differing types of personal vehicle.
• New awards added for the Creators.
• Players are given 1RP for every ‘like’ they receive for their creations in the Creators.
• Leaderboard functionality has been removed for any non-Rockstar content, i.e. no access to Social Club leaderboards in corona/end of mission, no best laps/personal bests, matched Crew for Head to Head etcetera.
• Passive Mode is now free ($0) to allow players more options when playing with friends.
• Three new public Playlists created for various group sizes, two new Capture-only Playlists, and updates to current themed Playlists with relevant Capture missions.
• A new option has been added to allow players to fill all of their weapons with ammo in Job Coronas. This is a one-off payment costing $20,000. The ability to fill each weapon individually remains.

Love the bolded stuff

[Benji]

Thank fuck on the impound one. Can't believe that wasn't in from the start.

[MalaCloudy Black]

Hashtag bullshit, yo. I guess I have a free slot in my garage now, probably stick a Sandking or a Rebel in it. Online's been out for, what, 3 months?, and they're just now getting around to "oh yeah that car was meant as a Utility vehicle whoops *YANK AWAY*".

[Crybaby Bunting]

and still no fucking heists

[MalaCloudy Black]

What kinda irritates me about the Rat Loader being removed is, if it was really a "utility vehicle", why did it have all those rat-rod options at LS Customs? The sweet exhausts, the ability to modify/remove the hood, all the different bed options. It stinks of being a copout excuse, but I can't for the life of me figure out why R* would feel it necessary to remove what amounts to a 1940s pick-up with terrible handling.

I guess I'll just use my Futo as my cruising car now!

[Crybaby Bunting]

the cynic in me says "potential dlc car" if there's options there to actually customise it even though it shouldn't exist.

[MalaCloudy Black]

Apparently people modded in a glitched Rat Loader that didn't have a bed, so the solution was "just take the car out" I guess. From what I read, if you rear-ended a Rat Loader without a bed it would kill you, and people in bedless Loaders could back into you and kill you through your car.

[Gazz]

Wait.

You could throw sticky bombs before the start of GTA races?

Fuck, I could of destroyed you all.

[Benji]

Wait.

You could throw sticky bombs before the start of GTA races?

Fuck, I could of destroyed you all.

And then still lost.

[Gazz]

Only because of lapping backmarkers like you.

[Blehschmidt]

Where do you send in suggestions for shit they need to fix?

I am tired of my guy growing hair when I get killed during missions!!

[DoubleX]

Does he really? Because frankly that sounds like an excellent bug.

[King Ellis]

Niner is very unhappy about the bug that turns his guy white.

[Blehschmidt]

Yes, it is true.

My guy is bald, when he did have hair it was auburn.

The last few times I died, I ended up with black corn rows, or black hair that looks like it was painted onto my head.

[9 to 5]

Niner is very unhappy about the bug that turns his guy white.

Yeah! It is not nice seeing my body go white and my cock shrink by half!

[Crybaby Bunting]

Also guys, I think I have some great news.

They fucked up the pricing of the RF Dune Buggy, so you can buy it online for $20k and sell it for $39k making $19k every few minutes