2014 NFL Offseason Thread

[Mofoticon]

Another typical Browns pick...this franchise is doomed for however long they think Manziel can be a starter. Top 5 picks aplenty coming (as usual). Very depressing pick.

[GoGo Yubari]

ANALYSIS: Dee Ford was the catchphrase of Tattoo in an episode of Fantasy Island that was marred by product placement.

[Meacon Keaton]

ANALYSIS: Dee Ford was the catchphrase of Tattoo in an episode of Fantasy Island that was marred by product placement.

By far, the best one yet.

[gunnar hendershow]

"God had a plan for me" - Johnny Manziel

It's too bad everyone knows God hates Cleveland. Sorry Johnny, and sorry Cleveland.

[Mick]

"God had a plan for me" - Johnny Manziel

It's too bad everyone knows God hates Cleveland. Sorry Johnny, and sorry Cleveland.

God had a plan for Job

[Berober]

I'm excited for Manziel

[gunnar hendershow]

I'm excited for Manziel

Trainwrecks are a blast to watch.

[GoGo Yubari]

ANALYSIS: Darqueze Dennard is the name of a guy who wanted to be a Solid Gold dancer growing up but it went off the air forever ago and so fuck it's let's do football instead.

[DMN in the House]

Stop Brandon Quinning him TV

Is Brandon Quinn Brady Quinn's more talented, but far less sexy brother?

[Maxx]

He can't be worse than Brady Quinn, Charlie Frye, Tim Couch, Brandon Weeden, etc, etc...

[GoGo Yubari]

ANALYSIS: Jason Verrett was the richest kid in his class. He had the best parties but if you ever beat him at any video game you were banned from the party.

[Berober]

Stop Brandon Quinning him TV

Is Brandon Quinn Brady Quinn's more talented, but far less sexy brother?

He's related to Brady Weeden

[Meacon Keaton]

Stop Brandon Quinning him TV

Is Brandon Quinn Brady Quinn's more talented, but far less sexy brother?

Not very fair to compare him to Brady's sexiness, though. There are few sexier.

[GoGo Yubari]

ANALYSIS: Marcus Smith is the one whose name isn't Marqise. Why would you pick him? You blew it, Philly.

[Dan]

http://instagram.com/p/nwpgp8Dcf8/

Fuck yeah Bortles Kombat! I like him already.

[Meacon Keaton]

The Eagle mascot laughing at their pick.

[VerbalPuke]

I think I'm coming.around on Ebron. I never was a big fan of Pettigrew, and it makes sense to grab a freakish athlete if all of the elite talent is gone. Plus I am hearing he ony had four drops last year, which isn't nearly as bad as the scouting report said.

[HC]

Eagles with the "Who??" pick of the first round.

[Your Mom]

Is that the only question the bud light fan forum accepts?

[GoGo Yubari]

Is that the only question the bud light fan forum accepts?

Silly Srar, I've been watching football for about a year and even I know that the quarterback is the only position that matters ever. THESE ARE SMART EXPERT QUESTIONS FOR OUR EXPERT PANEL OF EXPERT ANALYSTS.