2014 NFL Offseason Thread

[Plubby]

Oh my god, an ESPN guy just said we're now in a netherworld because nobody's picked Johnny Football. This is hilarious.

Jonny Football is distracted by off-field issues. Like Minecraft.

[Meacon Keaton]

I have a quota on the amount of positive votes I can give? Being a regular schmuck blows.

[GoGo Yubari]

ANALYSIS: Deone Bucannon is a pirate at an amusement park who has had to be repeatedly reminded that no, actual gunpowder for the live shows is not encouraged.

[GoGo Yubari]

ANALYSIS: Kelvin Benjamin is the name of a nerd in a '90s high school sitcom. He has made his own robot and it looks dated even for the '90s.

[buck...]

Ebron.

Jesus christ. I didn'tlike the Ziggy pick, so hope this works out. Just seems insane when he have Pttigrew and Fauria already. Blech. And we still probably take a WR in the second.

DDon't worry, the defense will fix itself.

I doubt we take a WR 2nd....I think he more or less takes the place as the other option since he can be split out. Plus, Fauria is more of a situation player than Ebron.

Or yea, what you said the 2nd time around.

[SilentHitman]

Ted Ginn is gone? Man other than Benjamin and Olsen who the heck else does Cam have to throw too?

[The Buscher]

Barring a couple of late trades, it looks like Houston will still have their pick of Carr or Bridgewater to kick off tomorrow.

[Dan]

Wouldn't surprise me to see them take Jimmy G.

I don't think teams like Bridgewater anywhere near what people thought they did, could keep falling.

[GoGo Yubari]

ANALYSIS: Dominique Easley is also a lawyer but he's way way shadier than Anthony Barr. Like, you wouldn't see Anthony Barr on late night commercials but Easley? Oh yeah.

[Meacon Keaton]

Kind of expected New England to take Louis Nix there. Guess Notre Dame will only have one first-rounder this year. :/

[GoGo Yubari]

ANALYSIS: Jimmie Ward wasn't on Good Times. That was someone else.

[gunnar hendershow]

Wondering if Marqise Lee goes to Seattle. That would be a great pick.

[Meacon Keaton]

So, after the drubbin' GoGo's Hawks gave us in the Super Bowl, here's hoping we draft about a dozen players with this pick.

[gunnar hendershow]

So, after the drubbin' GoGo's Hawks gave us in the Super Bowl, here's hoping we draft about a dozen players with this pick.

Back in Grandpa Meacon's day were teams allowed to do that?

[Meacon Keaton]

I'm ok with this pick. Our defense is atrocious, so any help on that side is a-ok with me.

[GoGo Yubari]

ANALYSIS: Bradley Roby is the name of the drummer in an Americana band. He's thinking of changing the "Bradley" to something more Southern-fried.

Also fuck yeah it's time for the Seahawks to tease picking someone and then just trade the pick away, frustrating all of Seattle until they pick someone amazing in the fifth round!

[Meacon Keaton]

He's no Reggie Roby, that's for sure.

ANUVVUH TWADE

[gunnar hendershow]

Hahahah they sent it to the Vikes who presumably are snagging Carr or Teddy.

[GoGo Yubari]

ANALYSIS: Bradley Roby is the name of the drummer in an Americana band. He's thinking of changing the "Bradley" to something more Southern-fried.

Also fuck yeah it's time for the Seahawks to tease picking someone and then just trade the pick away, frustrating all of Seattle until they pick someone amazing in the fifth round!

HA I FUCKING KNEW IT

[HC]

Good for.Teddy!