The Capital One Cup thread 2014/15

[Arjen Robben]

How I imagine van Gaal is feeling right now.

[Baddar]

These players are what the rest of the PL has to look forward to playing against when we have an injury or two. Very worrying.

[brenchill]

JohnnyPerfect, your boys have taken one hell of a beating.

[Chris2K]

This is almost as funny as the Brazil/Germany match, but at least Brazil scored a goal.

[Gazz]

As I said on Facebook: "I guess we can now refer to Newcastle United as "United". The other United are henceforth relegated to their full name of "Manchester United" as the inferior team."

I dunno, can we resist the challenge of the irresistable attacking football of West Ham United?

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Just as well for the Manchester United fans that Nerf is away editing all his old posts that talk ill of Balotelli.

[Colly]

Oxford aren't out yet either.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

As I said on Facebook: "I guess we can now refer to Newcastle United as "United". The other United are henceforth relegated to their full name of "Manchester United" as the inferior team."

I dunno, can we resist the challenge of the irresistable attacking football of West Ham United?

I guess they DID win the World Cup and they play the fabled "West Ham way".

[ZJ Penn]

Ho-ly shit. I assumed they must be playing kids but I've seen BBC mention Hernandez, Welbeck and Evans.

I know lol Moyes/lol van Gaal is the in thing but Ferguson left an absolute shit sack of a team behind.

[stokeriño]

Stokerina asks that I pop to the corner shop and while I'm gone I MISS UNITED SHIPPING THREE MORE GOALS WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!? :angry:

*sets extended highlights on to record*

[Sam]

To lose 4-0 to a League One team is completely unacceptable. What does he even write in that big book? They've got worse with each performance.

[Arjen Robben]

Might turn up at United tomorrow for trials

— Emmanuel Y Frimpong. (@IAMFRIMPONG26)

August 26, 2014

[Gazz]

Watch MK Dons get smashed by Crawley at the weekend now.

Stokerina asks that I pop to the corner shop and while I'm gone I MISS UNITED SHIPPING THREE MORE GOALS WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!? :angry:

*sets extended highlights on to record*

You'll be able to buy the DVD for Christmas!

[Baddar]

I thought losing to West Ham 4-0 in this competition was bad - this takes it to another level of shitness.

I know it'll be a different team, apart from DDG, but I'm worried about the Burnley game.

[Chris2K]

The commentator was just praising the Manchester United supporters for their unwavering loyalty, this being the club whose supporters hired a plane to publicly humiliate their manager less than six months ago.

I know it was a minority of them, but still.

This Ben Reeves looks a good player but I'd reserve judgement until he plays against a good defence.

[ZJ Penn]

What does he even write in that big book?

"Things for Louis van Gaal (me) to spend his (my) severance pay on."

[brenchill]

Sky Sports understands Angel Di Maria has handed in a transfer request.

[Gazz]

It annoys me that all the Newcastle forums are talking about Man United, they're as bad as Nerf.

[Berober]

To sum up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

[stokeriño]