EWBFF Brian Bosworth League

[The Buscher]

Ben Roethlisberger, QB, Steelers

[Ol' Spanktooth]

WR Reuben Randle

[HC]

Munky selects Arizona D.

[Your Mom]

Temporarily, no?

Most likely but I wanted to see Mick freak out over wasting a pick. Thanks for ruining it

[HC]

So....erm...per SDM's email he'll take "Dexter 'a cluster of bodies' McCluster and "some idiot kicker that likes to get liquored up".

Since I have no idea about any kicker's drinking habits, I'm giving him the top ranked kicker left per Yahoo, Stephen Gostowski, WHO I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT IMPLYING IS AN ALCOHOLIC.

(On this note, holy shit SDM may go 0-14 )

Anyway, Munky takes K Phil Dawson

Spanktooth takes WR Justin Hunter

Busch up

[SeanDMan]

i meant the Colts kicker, who sadly is a different Colts kicker than I was thinking of.

[HC]

Well you can change the kicker pick!

Wait, you mean Mike Vanderjagt don't you? That guy's been retired for years!

[SeanDMan]

i am trying.

Retired from the NFl maybe. I bet he is still an idiot who likes to get liquored up though.

Edited August 6, 2014 by SeanDCouturier

[HC]

If you want the Colts picker it's Vinetari. You want Vinetari?

[SeanDMan]

Yes. And if he is not an alcoholic yet, give him a few weeks kicking for my team.

[HC]

Okay, in that case Munky takes Gostkowski per his list priority. Phil Dawson goes back into the draft pool. Busch is still up!

[The Buscher]

Steven Jackson, RB, Atlanta Falcons

Eh, why not? He's old but expected to be the starter for Atlanta. Rare to get a starting RB this late. Could be great value. Otherwise he just never leaves my bench.

[snowbird]

Bengals D.

[Meacon Keaton]

Kicker who likes to get liquored up is obviously Sebastian Janikowski.

[HC]

Just a reminder in case anyone's gotten the order jumbled, HBK's got 5 hours until his deadline is up.

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I picked DeAngelo Williams. Buut, scratch that. I already took him via my list from yesterday. I'm drunk. Hold on, give me 10.

Edited August 7, 2014 by The Heartbreak Kid

[The Heartbreak Kid]

TE Jace Amaro

[Mick]

RB Baltimore Ravens Bernard "I misread this guy's name as Price" Pierce

[HC]

Jesus, Jace Amaro? You are drunk. Between HBK's drunk picks and SDM wanting to take drunk kickers this draft is getting dark quickly.

I'm gonna need about thirty minutes. No idea who the fuck to pick.

[Mick]

Yeah, coming up with my last pick was a bitch.

"Oh, I'll take this--"

*PLACED ON IR FOR SEASON*

"okay, how about that gu--'

*Bengals still not sure about running backs*

....

"What about a spare defense for when the Rams have a by--

*MOST TOP TEN DEFENSES LEFT HAVE WEEK 4 BYES*