EWBFF League X

[Maxx]

Ten years in the making! EWB's premier fantasy football league is back for season 10! It contains 7 fine, experienced individuals, and also DYSI. We said a sad farewell to former league memebers Dragsy and Dan, who are off to help establish the International League as more prestigious than the one Headcheese is running. It sounds like they're already doing fine work.

You're roster will consist of the following: (REMINDER: We're starting 2 QBs this year)

2 QBs
1 WR
1 RB
1 TE
4 WR/RB/TE
1 K
1 DEF
7 Bench

Round 1
1. Midget - Peyton Manning, QB, Broncos
2. LL- Adrian Peterson, RB, Vikings
3. Srar- Jamaal Charles, RB, Chiefs
4. DYSI- Drew Brees, QB, Saints
5. Maxx- Aaron Rodgers, QB, Packers
6. Lowerdeck- LeSean McCoy, RB, Eagles
7. Damshow- Calvin Johnson, WR, Lions
8. DMN- Matt Stafford, QB, Lions

Round 2
1. DMN- Nick Foles, QB, Eagles
2. Damshow- Tom Brady, QB, Patriots
3. Lowerdeck- Cam Newton, QB, Panthers
4, Maxx- Andrew Luck, QB, Colts
5. DYSI- Jimmy Graham, TE, Saints
6. Srar- Matt Forte, RB, Bears
7. LL- Tony Romo, QB, Cowboys
8. Midget- Russell Wilson, QB, Seahawks

Round 3
1. Midget - Eddie Lacy, RB, Packers
2. LL- Colin Kaepernick, QB, 49ers
3. Srar- Dez Bryant, WR, Cowboys
4. DYSI- Doug Martin, RB, Bucs
5. Maxx- DeMaryius Thomas, WR, Broncos
6. Lowerdeck- Matt Ryan, QB, Falcons
7. Damshow- Marshawn Lynch, RB, Seahawks
8. DMN- Brandon Marshall, WR, Bears

Round 4

1. DMN- Rob Gronkowski, TE, Pats
2. Damshow- AJ Green, WR, Bengals
3. Lowerdeck- Giovanni Bernard, RB, Bengals
4, Maxx- Julio Jones, WR, Falcons
5. DYSI- Jay Cutler, QB, Bears
6. Srar- Alshon Jeffrey, WR, Bears
7. LL- Jordy Nelson, WR, Packers
8. Midget- Wes Welker, WR, Broncos

Round 5
1. Midget - Vernon Davis, TE, 49ers
2. LL- Larry Fitzgerald, WR, Cardinals
3. Srar- Julius Thomas, TE, Broncos
4. DYSI- Victor Cruz, WR, Giants
5. Maxx- Antonio Brown, WR, Steelers
6. Lowerdeck- Montee Ball, RB, Broncos
7. Damshow- Robert Griffin III, QB, Native American Slurs
8. DMN- Reggie Bush, RB, Lions

Round 6

1. DMN- Andre Johnson, WR, Texans

2. Damshow- Zac Stacy, RB, Rams
3. Lowerdeck- Vincent Jackson, WR, Bucs
4, Maxx- Arian Foster, RB, Texans
5. DYSI- Josh McCown, QB, ???
6. Srar- Phillip Rivers, QB, Chargers
7. LL- DeMarco Murray, RB, Cowboys
8. Midget- Roddy White, WR, Falcons

Round 7

1. Midget - Alfred Morris, RB, Redskins
2. LL- Cordarrelle Patterson, WR, Vikings
3. Srar- Andre Ellington, RB, Cardinals
4. DYSI- DeSean Jackson, WR, Redskins
5. Maxx- Le'Veon Bell, RB, Steelers
6. Lowerdeck- Keenan Allen, WR, Chargers
7. Damshow- Greg Olsen, TE, Panthers
8. DMN- Ryan Matthews, RB, Chargers

Round 8

1. DMN- Jason Witten, TE, Cowboys

2. Damshow- Percy Harvin, WR, Seahawks
3. Lowerdeck- Toby Gerhart, RB, Jaguars
4, Maxx- Randall Cobb, WR, Packers
5. DYSI- Torrey Smith, WR, Ravens
6. Srar- Pierre Garcon, WR, Redskins
7. LL- Dennis Pitta, TE, Ravens
8. Midget- CJ Spiller, RB, Buffalo

Round 9

1. Midget - Rashad Jennings, RB, Giants
2. LL- T.Y. Hilton, WR, Colts
3. Srar- Andy Dalton, QB, Bengals
4. DYSI- Kyle Rudolph, TE, Vikings
5. Maxx- Jordan Cameron, TE, Browns
6. Lowerdeck- Bishop Stankey, RB, Titans
7. Damshow- Michael Crabtree, WR, 49ers
8. DMN- Ray Rice, RB, Ravens

Round 10

1. DMN- Seahawks Defense

2. Damshow- Frank Gore, RB, 49ers
3. Lowerdeck- Jordan Reed, TE, Redskins
4, Maxx- Lamar Miller, RB, Dolphins
5. DYSI- Emmanuel Sanders, WR, Broncos
6. Srar- Julian Edelman, WR, Patriots
7. LL- Charles Clay, TE, Dolphins
8. Midget- Michael Floyd, WR, Cardinals

Round 11
1. Midget - Eric Decker, WR, Jets
2. LL- San Francisco 49ers Defense
3. Srar- Ben Tate, RB, Browns
4. DYSI- Terrence Williams, WR, Cowboys
5. Maxx- Ben Roethlisberger, QB, Steelers
6. Lowerdeck- Jeremy Maclin, WR, Eagles
7. Damshow- Zach Ertz, TE, Eagles
8. DMN- Marques Colston, WR, Saints

Round 12

1. DMN- Carson Palmer, QB, Cardinals

2. Damshow- Joe Flacco, QB, Ravens
3. Lowerdeck- St. Louis Rams Defense
4, Maxx- Shane Vereen, RB, Patriots
5. DYSI- Joique Bell, RB, Lions
6. Srar- Chris Johnson, RB, Jets
7. LL- Justin Hunter, WR, TItans
8. Midget- Antonio Gates, TE, Chargers

Round 13

1. Midget - Carolina Panthers Defense
2. LL- Mark Ingram, RB, Saints
3. Srar- Arizona Cardinals Defense
4. DYSI- Cincinnati Bengals Defense
5. Maxx- Trent Richardson, RB, Colts
6. Lowerdeck- Kansas City Chiefs Defense
7. Damshow- Chicago Bears Defense
8. DMN- Mike Wallace, WR, Dolphins

Round 14

1. DMN- Darren McFadden, RB, Raiders' IR

2. Damshow- Sammy Watkins, WR, Bills
3. Lowerdeck- Kendall Wright, WR, Titans
4, Maxx- Denver Broncos Defense
5. DYSI- Golden Tate, WR, Lions
6. Srar- Martellus Bennett, TE, Bears
7. LL- Kelvin Benjamin, WR, Panthers
8. Midget- Maurice Jones-Drew, RB, Raiders

Round 15
1. Midget - Reggie Wayne, WR, Colts
2. LL- Jared Cook, TE, Rams
3. Srar- New England Patriots Defense
4. DYSI- Brandin Cooks, WR, Saints
5. Maxx- Houston Texans Defense
6. Lowerdeck- LaDarius Green, Chargers
7. Damshow- Indianapolis Colts Defense
8. DMN- Tavon Austin, WR, Rams

Round 16

1. DMN- New York Jets Defense

2. Damshow- DeAndre Hopkins, WR, Texans
3. Lowerdeck- Ryan Tannehill, QB, Dolphins
4, Maxx- Josh Gordon, WR, Browns
5. DYSI- Stevan Ridley, RB, Patriots
6. Srar- Johnny Football, QB, Browns
7. LL- Cecil Shorts, WR, Jaguars
8. Midget- Mike Evans, WR, Buccaneers

Round 17

1. Midget - Stephen Gostkowski, K, Patriots

2. LL- Justin Tucker. K, Ravens
3. Srar- Matt Prater, K, Broncos
4. DYSI- Greg Zuerlien, K, Rams
5. Maxx- Delanie Walker, TE, Titants
6. Lowerdeck- Reuben Randle, WR, Giants
7. Damshow- Brian Hartline, WR, Dolphins
8. DMN- Mercedes Lewis, TE, Jaguars

Round 18
1. DMN- Sebastian Janikowski, K, Raiders

2. Damshow- Blair Walsh, K, Vikings
3. Lowerdeck- Steven Hauschka, K, Seahawks
4, Maxx- Dan Bailey, K, Cowboys
5. DYSI- Andre Williams, RB, Giants
6. Srar- Miles Austin, WR, Browns
7. LL- Sam Bradford, QB, Rams
8. Midget- Anquan Boldin, WR, 49ers

Edited August 21, 2014 by Mraxx the Destroyer

[gunnar hendershow]

Where did you send the invite to?

[HC]

Where did you send the invite to?

He snail mailed it through USPS

[Meacon Keaton]

X gon' gibbit to ya

[Maxx]

Seriously folks, do we want 2 staring QBs? Makes it fun.

[Your Mom]

Since there are only 8 of us I think that could be fun.

[gunnar hendershow]

It'll work with 8 teams so why the hell not

[SeanDMan]

Seriously folks, do we want 2 staring QBs? Makes it fun.

would they both be on the field at the same time, taking snaps and making plays?

[DMN in the House]

I'm cool with two QBs. Could be fun.

[thatshortguy]

I'm game for dueling QBs.

[Maxx]

IT SHALL BE DONE

Also damn Midget, shots fired with that team name

[thatshortguy]

Also damn Midget, shots fired with that team name

Bears' front page says it all.

[Your Mom]

I have a feeling that picture is not 100% genuine

[thatshortguy]

I have a feeling that picture is not 100% genuine

Check back on 10/13, after the Falcons set the NFL record for largest margin of victory.

[HC]

I have a feeling that picture is not 100% genuine

Check back on 10/13, after the Falcons set the NFL record for largest margin of victory.

It's all fun and games until Matt Ryan chokes in the final drive of the NFC title game.

[Your Mom]

Oh man HC is here now too. Who else wants to team up on Srar? I can take it!

[thatshortguy]

I have a feeling that picture is not 100% genuine

Check back on 10/13, after the Falcons set the NFL record for largest margin of victory.

It's all fun and games until Matt Ryan chokes in the final drive of the NFC title game.

Who let Stevie Ray in here? Save that talk for your midcard games against the rest of the B-Team.

[HC]

Oh man HC is here now too. Who else wants to team up on Srar? I can take it!

I was defending you this time!

[Maxx]

Well, I like you, but I will show no mercy when it comes to beating you during the season. Also, don't mind HeadCheese, I assume he just got lost in all the confusion surrounding the incredibly convoluted way he determined draft order.

[Your Mom]

Oh man HC is here now too. Who else wants to team up on Srar? I can take it!

I was defending you this time!

Sort of... sort of! You could have said the Falcons can't beat the Bears. A decent first try HC!