NBA 2014/15 Season Thread

[gunnar hendershow]

Who is that Marlins fan? I see him at random games all the time, including the World Series. Now he's behind the bench at the NBA Finals!?

He's an unmarried lawyer from Miami who is a season-ticket holder for the Marlins and Heat. He likes to travel to big sporting events because he is wealthy and (brace yourself this is unbelievable) unmarried.

[livid]

Man, the Cavs really crumble defensively when Delly is not on the floor.

And apparently against the small lineup. The Warriors blanking on 75% of those 3s has kept it close.

[gunnar hendershow]

Well everyone chalk LeBron James' penis onto the long list of athlete's penises we've seen. ABC did the trick during the pregame. Deadspin reporting on it so you know it's legit.

Obligatory "I WAS IN THE POOL" comment.

[Benjamin]

We a Top 25 list of athletes penises.

Also, tempers' flaring a bit this game.

[HC]

I accidentally came across Greg Oden's nudes once. NEVER AGAIN.

[Quom]

Ric Flair did quarter time entertainment. It was odd.

[gunnar hendershow]

Well guys look like WWE is firmly in the Cavs corner.

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/6/11/8769251/ric-flair-nba-finals-cavaliers-warriors-game-4

[Meacon Keaton]

Who is that Marlins fan? I see him at random games all the time, including the World Series. Now he's behind the bench at the NBA Finals!?

He's an unmarried lawyer from Miami who is a season-ticket holder for the Marlins and Heat. He likes to travel to big sporting events because he is wealthy and (brace yourself this is unbelievable) unmarried.

He's actually wealthy, because he's unmarried.

[livid]

Who is that Marlins fan? I see him at random games all the time, including the World Series. Now he's behind the bench at the NBA Finals!?

He's an unmarried lawyer from Miami who is a season-ticket holder for the Marlins and Heat. He likes to travel to big sporting events because he is wealthy and (brace yourself this is unbelievable) unmarried.

He's actually wealthy, because he's unmarried.

Maybe it's because dude is always at sporting events by himself. Bet he hasn't even thought of that.

[gunnar hendershow]

Ric Flair did quarter time entertainment. It was odd.

I guess LeBron whipping his dick out on national television was this game's version of the bow to Jim Brown before Game 3.

[gunnar hendershow]

I remember these Warriors!

This was the exact kind of game they needed to play, go small, force Cleveland to score more instead of making it a defensive game, and then bring Bogut in to deliver some hard fouls. He took that order a bit too much to heart though.

That cut on LeBron's head is nasty. Glad he appears to be okay minus some bleeding.

[Quom]

Meh, the LeBron foul had nothing in it, it's more the continued issue of having people too close to the court.

[gunnar hendershow]

Oh no that LeBron foul was totally fine, those are the kind of fouls you should be making. It was more that his 2nd and 3rd foul were mostly unnecessary.

[Quom]

I don't think he was told to do those though, they were just utterly stupid and pointless. No idea what's going on with Bogut but he's playing like a dickhead.

[livid]

When they're going small his role is to come off the bench and add toughness and hard fouls are one way you accomplish that. He's just not necessarily being smart about it.

[Your Mom]

Wait a minute. Surely this Lebron whipping his dick out thing is metaphorical yes?

[Meacon Keaton]

Nope. He dropped his drawers and spun around like a helicopter.

He was with Ric Flair for five minutes and this is what happens.

[Quom]

Wait a minute. Surely this Lebron whipping his dick out thing is metaphorical yes?

He pulled his shorts down to readjust, he didn't notice there was a camera right there.

[HC]

Wait a minute. Surely this Lebron whipping his dick out thing is metaphorical yes?

It's on the front page of Reddit now.

[gunnar hendershow]

Look we've all had to readjust, sometimes you just have to step into the other aisle at Walmart, sometimes the world is watching. It happens.