The January 2015 Transfer Window thread

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

Heskey has as many goals as him this season and he's only played one game, so it wouldn't surprise me.

[The Lusophone]

Technically, Heskey might be the most prolific English striker around at the moment. Clearly deserves a call up for the next international squad.

[Matt]

but to be honest provided Chelsea still get their money from someone, I don't especially care.

I'm surprised you even give a shit about that, surely not having Torres is good enough

[stokeriño]

but to be honest provided Chelsea still get their money from someone, I don't especially care.

I'm surprised you even give a shit about that, surely not having Torres is good enough

If he still costs us money, I'll still end up reading his name in articles about Chelsea finances for the next couple of years. Anything to avoid this is desirable.

[stokeriño]

WE ARE SAVED~!

http://www.chelseafc.com/news/latest-news/2014/12/torres-makes-milan-move-permanent.html

Fernando Torres is to join AC Milan on a permanent basis.

The striker moved to the San Siro on a two-year loan deal in August and on January 5 he will complete a permanent transfer to the Serie A side.

A precursor to an Atletico move, obviously. But at least it's not as unnecessarily complicated as it might have been.

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

FINALLY

[Lineker]

Fun while it lasted anyway.

[stokeriño]

Obligatory moment taken to remember Torres' top three Chelsea goals.

http://youtu.be/5GdVA-as5Fk

[brenchill]

Technically, Heskey might be the most prolific English striker around at the moment. Clearly deserves a call up for the next international squad.

It's what he does for the team and the players around him that counts.

[peteypirahna]

Is it top three because that's literally all there is?

[stokeriño]

I'm not sure I could be bothered to go and find videos of the 42 others.

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

Pfft, that requires effort. Just find one video with them all.

We're not really going to miss you, Fernando.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL59TCC46ag

[brenchill]

Torres has joined Atleti until 2016.

[Baddar]

United want Seamus Coleman for 25m, supposedly. We need CB's, but he'd be perfect for the system we're playing.

Not happening, though.

[The Lusophone]

Is he going to be the new 'United want Everton fullback' story every window now?

[Baddar]

Seems that way. Coleman at RWB would be fantastic though.

[brenchill]

United want Seamus Coleman for 25m, supposedly. We need CB's, but he'd be perfect for the system we're playing.

Not happening, though.

Why is it not happening? I wouldn't imagine Everton would stand in his way if Utd offered £25m.

[Baddar]

Because I doubt we're even interested in signing him, even though we should be.

[brenchill]

Wasn't Clyne the rumoured target earlier this month?

[The Lusophone]

Clyne would be nice. Can't see Southampton letting him go though.