2015 MLB Season

[Berober]

Fuck that, if I ever become an MLB GM, I'm having my pitcher lead off the first!

[Your Mom]

That's not a double. That's an embarrassment!

[HC]

The Cubs outfield is like a Three Stooges skit.

[Your Mom]

Sad but true

[thatshortguy]

Wainwright's job is done. Now the Cubs can go mental if they want to.

[HC]

Carlos Martinez is not ready to be a starter if he still can't pitch an inning without Molina having to calm him down. Marco Gonzalez really should have gotten that spot.

[HC]

Couldn't ask for a better textbook win to start the season. The Cubs are still going to be really good very soon, but hopefully they stay behind us where they belong.

[MalaCloudy Black]

http://deadspin.com/are-fans-at-wrigley-field-being-forced-to-pee-in-cups-1695889115

Hi, Wrigley is an unmitigated disaster tonight. Every bathroom line is roughly a block/30 mins long. Men are peeing against walls in the concourse. This is a real picture of a makeshift urinal I took right after a guy used it.

[Draevyn]

The Jays are lighting Tanaka up this afternoon. 5-0 in the third.

[Meacon Keaton]

Sssshhh...

[gunnar hendershow]

Phil Hughes gave up the first home run of 2015.

[Your Mom]

Not a good start for the Yanks

Phil Hughes gave up the first home run of 2015.

And not a good start for the Fantasy Srars

[9 to 5]

Sssshhh...

HI MEACON!

[Meacon Keaton]

Sssshhh...

HI MEACON!

Hi, Mets fan. I've told you time and time again that the season is six months long. Hey everybody, Mets fans don't know the season actually goes past June!

[9 to 5]

I couldn't hear you over all our sweeping of you.

[Meacon Keaton]

You don't finish dead last in a crappy division for once and you talk smack?!

[Meacon Keaton]

Ugh. I really hate homer announcers. The turds on YES are talking about how some people just aren't going to like A-Rod, and "always be suspicious of his past". Motherfucker, yes, we are going to be suspicious of his past considering he's friggin' lied about every thing he's ever been asked about.

[9 to 5]

Thanks Yankees, won my bet thanks to you being so bad.

[9 to 5]

100% record bitches!

[Meacon Keaton]

Be sure to thank the Nationals atrocious defense for that one. Scherzer had your guys number, but the Washington defense couldn't get out of their own way today. It was like watching the Bad News Bears.