2015 NFL Off Season Thread

[GoGo Yubari]

DRAFT ANALYSIS: "Trae Waynes" is a highly effective name, particularly for uttering on cash-in hip-hop singles. TRAEWAYYYYYYYYNES

[Schlitzbrille]

Trae is Roman Reigns handsome.

[Berober]

Trae is Roman Reigns handsome.

It's no coincidence that both surnames rhyme

[GoGo Yubari]

#TheBigDog Trae Waynes

[Berober]

Pick is in! No silly trading for the first pick!

Jags Browns turn to pick!

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FUUUUUUUCK YOU TV.

[Your Mom]

Yikes

— Zac Stacy (@ZSTACY_)

May 1, 2015

Someone just lost their job

[HC]

Is it just me or has half of the draft class thus far been rocking the ultra long dreads? These guys grew up idolizing Larry Fitzgerald

[Berober]

Yikes

— Zac Stacy (@ZSTACY_)

May 1, 2015

<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> Someone just lost their job

Meh, he lost his job last year when Tre Mason was just better.

[Lineker]

Browns take Danny Shelton.

[Berober]

Shelton!

[GoGo Yubari]

DRAFT ANALYSIS: Danny Shelton is YOUR wacky weatherman in a mid-sized TV market! He does the weather, but he's sporty! But he's NOT A SPORTS ANCHOR! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???

[HC]

Danny Shelton is the third Uso brother if his NFL career doesn't work out

[Schlitzbrille]

His face resembles a less creepy Bo Dallas.

[Your Mom]

I like this guy already. He seems happy to be there

[GoGo Yubari]

guys

guys

say "Trae Waynes" out loud really fast like you're a Southern rapper. It will make your life AMAZING.

[Schlitzbrille]

I want that jacket.

[Lineker]

I thought he was gonna give Goodell a literal bearhug

[GoGo Yubari]

holy fuck I love this dude

[gunnar hendershow]

I thought he was gonna give Goodell a literal bearhug

For a moment I thought he was here to save football.

Oh well...

[Berober]

You guyssss...

This is the Browns' new guy in action