March Madness Thread

[gunnar hendershow]

Well today has been so boring. UCI-Louisville was exciting, Maryland-Valpo was close but an AWFUL game (it's college though, they're all kinda awful). At least Dayton-Providence has been exciting in the 2nd half.

[Sousa]

Dayton continues our proud tradition of ruining everyone's bracket.

[Your Mom]

This is making me sad. I wanted to see that dude with the torn ACL try and celebrate and fall on his ass again

[gunnar hendershow]

[Your Mom]

Think I might be rooting for Kansas. If they win it all that means a muppet version of Larry Wilmore will host The Nightly Show one night

[Your Mom]

Fuck you Wichita! I knew if I made my feelings known that you would fuck me!

[gunnar hendershow]

West Virginia, because of the style they're playing this year, is the worst matchup for Kentucky. Should be a great game.

Hoping, as unlikely as it is, Melo Trimble comes back to Maryland for one more year.

[Meacon Keaton]

This is adorable. Poor kid's clearly never been at a presser before, and the fact that he calls her "beautiful" instead of hot or sexy or whatever really makes me like this kid.

[Meacon Keaton]

Well poo.

Can't win in the tournament if you can't make free throws. Awful.

[gunnar hendershow]

Carolina kept it so close but, yeah, they didn't do what they needed to do at the end with the free throws.

[Sousa]

So I've picked half the Elite Eight so far and on the other half of the bracket I can get three of the four. There is a very real possibility that I am once again SECRET BRACKET KING SOUSA.

[gunnar hendershow]

Sousa you change your name to RedsFan4Eva since you are all-knowing.

[Sousa]

I think picking Louisville to go to the finals is going to bite me in the ass though.

[Meacon Keaton]

I honestly think the trick of picking the brackets is to not pay attention to any of it during the season. My wife, who hasn't watched a basketball game in the decade we've lived together, has a better bracket than I do. And it's not the first time this has happened.

[Sousa]

You say that but what you don't realize is that Meaconette and I belong to the same witches' coven.

[gunnar hendershow]

If Maryland didn't suddenly get good again I wouldn't have watched any college hoops this year. Damn you Melo Trimble!

Also, one of the top recruits in America just committed to Maryland. His name? Only the greatest name ever. Diamond Stone

[DMN in the House]

If Maryland didn't suddenly get good again I wouldn't have watched any college hoops this year. Damn you Melo Trimble!

Also, one of the top recruits in America just committed to Maryland. His name? Only the greatest name ever. Diamond Stone

Diamond Stone sounds like a cop that doesn't follow the rules but gets the job done.

GET IN MY OFFICE, STONE!

Sir?

GREAT JOB CATCHING THE DAYTON DANGLER, BUT DID YOU REALLY NEED TO BLOW UP THE ENTIRE CITY BLOCK? THE MAYOR WANTS YOUR BADGE, STONE!

Sorry, sir, I just...The Dangler was holding an entire bus full of children over a cliff! It was his most diabolical dangle yet! I HAD TO STOP HIM!

YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE SO GOOD, STONE! I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT! I RETIRE NEXT WEEK!

[HC]

This Notre Dame/Kentucky game sweet jesus

[HC]

Ugh fuck Cal. I wish ND had saved that last TO to at least draw up a play.

[gunnar hendershow]

What a fucking game.

That was the game where Kentucky could have been beaten. Missed foul shots, defensive breakdowns, Towns in foul trouble, and missed so many easy baskets. Grant kind of gave the game away for ND with his plays down the stretch and trying to play the hero.