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Summer Transfer Window Thread 2015


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Theo Walcott and Raheem Sterling are set for a STUNNING SUMMER SWAP. One goes to Arsenal, the other to Liverpool, kinda like that.

lol, no.

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The only terms that should be capitalised are DONE DEAL!, SWOOP, RAID, POISED, STUNNER, STUNNING, FLOP, LIMBO, EYEING, MONITORING, WRANGLE, TRANSFER KITTY, WARCHEST, SHOCK, BUST-UP, SPAT, WANTAWAY, EXIT DOOR, TAPPED UP, SNAG, BUMPER, WORLD RECORD and MEGABUCKS.

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Shock raid is my favourite. I always imagine a club breaking into a stadium Mission Impossible SAS style and kidnapping the player and forcing him to sign for them at gun point.

STUN is another favourite. The Board of Directors literally feinting at the news of another club putting a bid in.

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In our latest installment of 'Chelsea Hoover Up New Loan Army Recruits Who Couldn't Even Get Work Permits Anyway (2015 edition)', reports in the Brazilian press claim that the club has reached an agreement with RAIDED Atletico PR for 19 year old midfielder Nathan.

*shrug*

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The Daily Mail reports that Stoke City have opened talks over a possible summer deal for Evian's Daniel Wass who can play at right back, left back or on either wing. The 25-year-old Denmark international is available for around £3.5m and has been watched by Chelsea, Liverpool and Newcastle over the past year.
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