Summer Transfer Window Thread 2015

[Rich]

Haha Lineker, I got in before you, I am the greetest!

[brenchill]

Hahaha. Too bad, Lineker.

[Lineker]

[Berober]

Haha Lineker, I got in before you, I am the greetest!

It's April, you started this thread for no raisin.

[EddieG]

There's a deal set in place for summer, there's your raisin!

[brenchill]

villa eye messi in shock barca raid

[Lineker]

Quick, lock the thread and make all the puns before myke gets here!

[brenchill]

ewb understands myke is 'monitoring' the 2015 summer transfer thread

[Lineker]

myke said to be EYEING cabbage swoop.

[brenchill]

Could be a shock raid.

[MDK]

I'm on my mobile, I need to set up my pc properly. I will start to transfer windows from my old laptop to the desktop.

[MDK]

Manchester United striker Robin van Persie, 31, will be sold this summer and replaced by 28-year-old Paris St-Germain forward Edinson Cavani as Red Devils boss Louis van Gaal spends £150m to overhaul his squad. (Daily Star)

[Nerf]

Done deals only please :/

[Rich]

But what abut RAFA RUMOUR TIME?

[Nerf]

Didn't he stop posting them for a while because they never came true?

[Rich]

That and go look at the board rules

[Gazz]

Didn't he stop posting them for a while because they never came true?

Isn't that the entire point of transfer windows?

[Rafael]

That and go look at the board rules

RAFA

RUMOURS

TIME

Robin Van Persie will be offloaded by Manchester United this summer with Van Gaal already identifying possible replacements for him, with Edinson Cavani at the top of the list.

Liverpool want Matt's Crush Sam Byram and Monaco's Geoffrey Kondogbia.

Internazionale will offer a contract worth £10M/year to Yaya Touré until 2020.

West Ham will join the chase for Everton's Kevin Mirallas at the end of the season.

Arsene Wenger will sign another ''wonderkid''. This time it's ''New Messi'' Maxi Romero and he'll cost about £4.5M.

[Adam]

Your rumours are crap, I read all of those on the BBC Sport gossip column 12 hours ago.

[stokeriño]

Having most efficiently seen off both 'The German Messi' (Marko Marin) and 'The Egyptian Messi' (Mo Salah), Chelsea may look to further capitalise their new Yokohama shirt sponsorship by signing - and thereafter inevitably ditching - 'The Japanese Messi' (Yoshinori Muto), says [some source in Japan maybe].

...Not unless we want to embarrass said sponsors, we won't.