The Barclays Premier League thread 2015/2016

[Benji]

As an independent witness, both are colossal bell ends and both need to shut the fuck up and focus on their football rather than bickering like teenagers.

[Colly]

It always looks to me that Wenger is quite insecure and does react to the antagonism (not yet to the Rafa 'fact' extent yet sadly), but it's Jose who'll bring him up for no reason at all in any possible context. Complaining about an event a year ago that I can't remember at all when both have probably had half a dozen fines since is utterly bizarre.

Stoker, I don't think anyone's twisting your point, we're reacting to Jose not you. It comes down to the fact that Jose has always been a bellend when he loses, but has never had a sustained period of shit like this so we're getting reminded constantly rather than once every few months.

[Rich]

I was unable to see your tongue/cheek from this distance.  

JUST KISS ALREADY YOU TWO, THE TENSION IS UNBEARABLE!

 

[Kaney]

I'll put my tongue in Stokers cheek if it helps 

[MDK]

I'll put my tongue in Stokers cheek if it helps 

Or inbetween

[Liam]

As an independent witness, both are colossal bell ends and both need to shut the fuck up and focus on their football rather than bickering like teenagers.

Whilst they both act like bellends, I find Wenger's side more laughable, considering he has only won two (arguably devalued in recent years) FA Cups in over a decade. He is managerial TNA.

[Benji]

Not even close, that's 'arry's position.

[Whisper]

Can't really complain as a United fan, that we aren't on live today, but it surprises me that we aren't. I'm sure neutrals would enjoy watching our annual beating at the hands of Everton...

[Baddar]

The Palace away game isn't either. Another potential defeat.

Not too hopeful today. Everton tend to do alright against us at Goodison, and if they perform anything like they did in the Chelsea game, we're up against it. 

[Colly]

The nature of when the tv fixtures are chosen means it would never be picked, but the 3pm I'd want to see today is definitely Southampton v Leicester.

[Baddar]

Stream it. Admittedly they're shit, but most of the traffic should be on the Everton-United game. I'm just gonna listen along on the radio. 

[Noah]

But it doesn't help that Jose is a cock. Arsene is only slightly less of a cock.

Size isn't everything!

[MDK]

The nature of when the tv fixtures are chosen means it would never be picked, but the 3pm I'd want to see today is definitely Southampton v Leicester.

I'm sure it's being streamed somewhere

[FLiam]

Rumours on Twitter that Howard Kendall has died.

Not seen anything official yet though, incredibly sad if true. 

Officially confirmed now.

Edited October 17, 2015 by Alexis Sanchez

[Lineker]

Really sad news that.

 

Liverpool has Origi and Lallana in for Ings and Sturridge (pulled up injured - of course). Spurs have Rose and Dembele in for Davies and Dier. 

[TCO]

Poor Man United fans, that's one game already that's not on TV this year.

Meanwhile I'm gearing up for SUPER Sunday and Newcastle vs. Norwich! 

[stokeriño]

On this week's edition of "yeah but surely Chelsea will win this time"...it's Villa at home!

The morbid curiosity of just what the hell we're going to play like is actually quite enjoyable in a strange way...until the match starts. That's when it stops being funny for me. And starts being funny for everyone else.

Edited October 17, 2015 by stokeriño

[DavidMarrio]

Klopp to score first and Klopperpool to win

[GoGo Yubari]

Does N'Jie have any clue which team he's playing for?

EDIT: Oh hey maybe he does!

Edited October 17, 2015 by GoGo YubAsuka

[Nerf]

Happy with that half. Just about the better side against an in-form Spurs at the Lane. Bit toothless up front, but we're playing our fourth choice striker, so it's to be expected.

Surprised that there's already a bit of a Klopp stamp on this side after just four days full training.