The Barclays Premier League thread 2015/2016

[unitedツ]

He has lovely hair though.

[MDK]

He has lovely hair though.

No Scotty Parker tho.

[Rafael]

Newcastle looked quite good this friendly against Atlas, despite the loss. Some nice possession football and link-up plays.

[MDK]

How many young English players have gone to Citeh and stagnated? In my mind it is an entire generation of lost children, but it is only whatshisname from Everton.

[badotori]

Jack Rodwell, Scott Sinclair, Joleon Lescott, Micah Richards - I'm sure there's more.

EDIT: Looked at Joleon's wiki and he got way more games than I thought he did so maybe I'm being harsh on that one.

Edited July 15, 2015 by badotori

[Jimmy]

He has lovely hair though.

No Scotty Parker tho.

Amen

[FestiveJack]

Jack Rodwell, Scott Sinclair, Joleon Lescott, Micah Richards - I'm sure there's more.

EDIT: Looked at Joleon's wiki and he got way more games than I thought he did so maybe I'm being harsh on that one.

To be fair, Richards was a youth academy graduate.

[DavidMarrio]

They ruined Richard Wright's career. He had a promising future. 

[FestiveJack]

As a used car salesman sure.

[Arjen Robben]

 

[Colly]

Alan Pardew has dropped the customary initials from his training gear in favour of 'Pards'. Think he's trying to out-Brendan Brendan.

[9 to 5]

Good God.

[Arjen Robben]

I'd have gone with Pardiola.

[Adam]

Jack Rodwell, Scott Sinclair, Joleon Lescott, Micah Richards - I'm sure there's more.

EDIT: Looked at Joleon's wiki and he got way more games than I thought he did so maybe I'm being harsh on that one.

Swap Lescott for Adam Johnson and you have yourself a decent list of players who fit that description.

Alan Pardew has dropped the customary initials from his training gear in favour of 'Pards'. Think he's trying to out-Brendan Brendan.

Now all we need is Alderweireld to start wearing "Tobes" on his tracksuit instead of his number.

[Blue Rosler]

Shawn Wright-Phillips too. I know he started there, but Michael Johnson's illustrious career never happened.

[TCO]

Shaun Wright Phillips was hardly Man City's fault, it was Chelsea who broke him and stagnated his career.

[Colly]

Shaun Wright Phillips was hardly Man City's fault, it was Chelsea who broke him and stagnated his career.

[brenchill]

Michael Johnson should have captained England to a World Cup win at the last tournament.

[METALMAN]

Michael Johnson is American. Have you ever heard him speak?

[Colly]

You're thinking of Michael Jordan.