The Barclays Premier League thread 2015/2016

[Jimmy]

Tottenham XI vs. Manchester United: Vorm, Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies. Dier, Bentaleb. Dembele, Eriksen, Chadli. Kane.

No Danny Rose because he picked up an injury in training. Bah! Dele Alli is on the bench, would be neat to see him.

Pretty sure we'll see Alli and Lamela at some point. Disappointed Lloris wasn't fit to start, and I'm hoping Dier in midfield is Poch's way of saying we really need to sign a defensive mid.

[Noah]

Tottenham XI vs. Manchester United: Vorm, Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies. Dier, Bentaleb. Dembele, Eriksen, Chadli. Kane.

No Danny Rose because he picked up an injury in training. Bah! Dele Alli is on the bench, would be neat to see him.

I actually had Danny Rose in my fantasy team but when I traded Costa out, I traded Rose out as well. It appears that was a good move now.

[Jimmy]

I put 50p on him to score at any time, and I'm still holding out hope  

[Noah]

I love it when my teams in different sports play close together. Still an entire second half of this Aussie Rules game to go and time is drawing ever closer to the start of Man Utd vs Spurs.

[Your Mom]

Neville Neville?

[GoGo Yubari]

Oh fuck, that was nearly gorgeous.

[Lineker]

Father of former Man Utd players Gary and Phil.

[Jimmy]

Wish Eriksen could have finished that. So nice.

[Cymbols]

Michael Owen, goalkeeping expert is the very worst. 

[Jimmy]

Knew they would score first when we were on top. Bentaleb has done that in two or three games now.

[Lineker]

Fucking Bentaleb! 

[stokeriño]

And we begin the new season with a Kyle Walker own-goal.  

[The Lusophone]

Rooney! But not. Poached by a Spurs player.

[GoGo Yubari]

for fuck's sake.

[Dan]

Kyle Walker with the first goal of the season! For Man Utd.

[Colly]

Top BT Sporting. An own goal is a Tottenham goal right?

[Gorka]

That's against the run of play. Top class positioning from Walker.

[Dan]

The Spanish guys on Canal+ are mocking Luke Shaw's diving effort 

[Monkey D. Lars]

Eriksen should've finished that! Great pass by Kane!

[Cymbols]

Kyle Walker is proper rattled now.