The Barclays Premier League thread 2015/2016

[9 to 5]

59 minutes ago, Social Justice Nerf said:

Spoken like a true fan of a club that has never came within a flea's dick of winning the Prem!

Oh good, then I have free reign to rip the fuck out of Liverpool?

[Rich]

@9 to 5 Sure there is a penalty  for this

[lanky316]

Think if Spurs win the title Nerf might spontaneously combust with rage. I think we can all agree that would be a fair price to pay for ruining the Leicester fairy tale.

[9 to 5]

Just now, Rich said:

@9 to 5 Sure there is a penalty  for this

Fucking ref only gave Man City four penalties yesterday, cheating wanker. :/

[Lineker]

Bants @Social Justice Nerf bants  

[Nerf]

1 hour ago, lanky316 said:

Think if Spurs win the title Nerf might spontaneously combust with rage. I think we can all agree that would be a fair price to pay for ruining the Leicester fairy tale.

Not worried. Spurs won't win the league. I'd be genuinely surprised if they finish higher than fourth tbh.

[Gazz]

Are you the bloke who was on 606 the other night ranting like a lunatic that Klopp was a more successful manager than Pochettino because he'd 'performed miracles' to get Liverpool to a League Cup final, completely ignoring the Bundesliga titles, Pokal wins and Champions League final?

[Matt]

1 hour ago, lanky316 said:

Think if Spurs win the title Nerf might spontaneously combust with rage. I think we can all agree that would be a fair price to pay for ruining the Leicester fairy tale.

Or they could beat Liverpool in the Europa League final, that'd be even better and we still get the nice Leicester story.

[Lineker]

28 minutes ago, Social Justice Nerf said:

Not worried. Spurs won't win the league. I'd be genuinely surprised if they finish higher than fourth tbh.

Not wanting to jinx anything, but quoting this post for future usage.

[Lineker]

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The Leicester midfielder N’Golo Kanté will miss this week’s matches against West Bromwich Albion and Watford with a hamstring injury, according to his manager Claudio Ranieri. Kanté was substituted after 70 minutes of Saturday’s win over Norwich with a problem Ranieri described at the time as “nothing serious”, but it will be enough to rule him out of Tuesday night’s home game and the visit to Vicarage Road on Saturday.

Huge loss for Leicester. Will be very interesting to see if they can overcome it.

[Matt]

You'd hope he's back after those 2 games which should be winnable in his absence.

[Colly]

18 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Not wanting to jinx anything, but quoting this post for future usage.

Someone order some hat sauce!

[stokeriño]

21 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Not wanting to jinx anything, but quoting this post for future usage.

Oh thank God. I was worried Nerf's post was pure jinx material, but it looks like your own jinx may have managed to undo the damage.

[Lineker]

Elsewhere, Chelsea midfielder Ruben Loftus-Cheek has signed a new contract with the club, keeping him at Stamford Bridge until 2021.

[Benji]

8 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Huge loss for Leicester. Will be very interesting to see if they can overcome it.

Shame Matty James still isn't fit, it'd be a perfect time to see whether he can carry his form from last season.

[The Lusophone]

I honestly think I'd cry if a centre midfield pairing of Danny Drinkwater and Matty James won the Premier League.

[Benji]

So would I, but they'd be different kinds of tears

[Moses Julep]

59 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Not wanting to jinx anything, but quoting this post for future usage.

No Lineker! Bad Lineker! We are going to lose all our games and be relegated, then Daniel Levy will sell the club to a consortium led by Tim Sherwood for a fish sandwich. Our future is bleak. Bleak, I tell you!

[Liam]

2 minutes ago, Benji said:

So would I, but they'd be different kinds of tears

Lubrication for your masturbation. 

[Just Joe]

The prospect of Danny Simpson picking up a winner's medal doesn't bear thinking about.