FIFA Women's World Cup 2015

[Lineker]

Houghton makes it 1-1!

Match is on BBC Three, btw.

[Cymbols]

Goal line technology sighting!!!

[GoGo Yubari]

Yeah, England taking over now. They're a lot stronger and faster and Norway looks tired.

[GoGo Yubari]

ahhhhhhhhh fuck. Unbelievable goal.

[Cymbols]

Great goal.

[Jimmy]

Absolutely stunning strike. C'mon England!

[Lineker]

Theydunnit! Well done England.

[GoGo Yubari]

Norway continuing its depressing goddamn tradition of just not being good enough. Ugh.

And now I have to worry about this USWNT lineup. STOP STARTING ABBY WAMBACH (maybe she will score again now that I've said this).

[Jimmy]

ENGER-LAND ENGER-LAND ENGER-LANNNND

sorry GoGo

[Lineker]

00:30 KO for the Canada game. Good thing I'm on night shift!

[Meacon Keaton]

Jesus Christ, Abby Wombat.

[GoGo Yubari]

for the love of god, Wambach. Terrible.

[Meacon Keaton]

Goal Alex Morgan

[GoGo Yubari]

Wacky deflection!

[Meacon Keaton]

Lower Abby Wambach's First Touch stat to 2. Geez. It's like she's wearing brick shoes.

Penalty!

[Plubby]

LESS ABOUT CRAPPY NATIONS MORE ABOUT 'STRAYA~!

[GoGo Yubari]

Sub. Off. Abby. Wambach. Now.

[Your Mom]

Announcers are being awful negative for us having just won

[Meacon Keaton]

Sure wasn't pretty, but in the knockouts, ya takes the wins when ya gets the wins.

[GoGo Yubari]

Announcers are being awful negative for us having just won

To be fair, Jill Ellis is a really bad manager and the US attack should be more dynamic. But the announcers went a bit overboard.

Also, memo to Colombia;