Football Manager 2016

[Meacon Keaton]

[MDK]

Is there a way to see who has been in their current job the longest? I can't remember and/or can't find it

20 hours ago, Meacon said:

And you aren't helping either :@

[MDK]

So I figured I need goals to help stave off relegation so I sign 31 year old Danny Sturridge... who promptly ruptures his arsehole or something 2 games into his contract. Fuck. 

[MDK]

Orient's previous best finish in the PL was 22nd place. Hmm.

Wow, Sturridge is a tosser. 2 games, 4 month injury lay off, demands to be sold because we got relegated. Yeah, someone is really going to buy you, aren't they? Twat.

[MDK]

Two players are upset because we got relegated and want to leave the club, okay, fine. I offer them both out and transfer list them and drop them down to the u21's because I don't want them playing because they are bastards.

"Why have you dropped me? I still have something to offer to the club!"

Fuck you, that's why.

[FestiveJack]

Ashley Yeoman is a beast at National League North/South level. Has 24 goals in 30 games thus far for Truro. If he hadn't missed so many games through injury I'd probably have won the league by now.

[Arjen Robben]

[MDK]

Argh, its annoying me that we are moving into the new stadium and it has 23454 seats. Why couldn't they just add two more seats?!

[Benji]

Because if they did that then there would be endless comments about why they didn't add even more so people could make endless terrible "seven eight nine" jokes.

[MDK]

In another episode of "WTF FM":

My player, McCarthy, wanted to leave at the start of the season because we got relegated from the PL. Okay, fair enough, but I didn't sell him because nobody would get near the asking price. So because we are doing well in the Championship he had dropped it. But now Chesterfield, who are in League One, are interested in him and he demands a move if a bid comes in. I really don't get this game sometimes.

[Gazz]

Who doesn't want to live in and play for Chesterfield?

[Meacon Keaton]

Maybe his mom lives in Chesterfield and she's sick?

[Benji]

4 hours ago, MDK said:

In another episode of "WTF FM":

My player, McCarthy, wanted to leave at the start of the season because we got relegated from the PL. Okay, fair enough, but I didn't sell him because nobody would get near the asking price. So because we are doing well in the Championship he had dropped it. But now Chesterfield, who are in League One, are interested in him and he demands a move if a bid comes in. I really don't get this game sometimes.

[MDK]

43 minutes ago, Benji said:

Can't help but hear Careless Whisper playing when watching that gif.

[Blaze09]

Okay, you guys should be able to help me out.

I'm trying to do a UEFA version of the Pentagon/Octagon/HowEverManyYouWannaChoosegon, and outside England, Spain, France, Italy, and Germany I don't know what other nations to load up.

So what I'm saying is, pick 3-5 more nations for me to conquer.

[stokeriño]

Well if you're to use UEFA coefficients as a vague guide, Portugal and Russia are the other two in the top 7.

After that you have the likes of Ukraine, Belgium, Netherlands, Turkey...and it may get a bit silly.

(If you were to take 10 for the sake of a round number, I would say ditch Ukraine out of that lot)

[FestiveJack]

England, Spain, France, italy, Germany, Holland, Norway/Sweden/Denmark, Turkey/Greece, Portugal and then one of the eastern or central European countries. A good range plus you get to experience teams like Odd and Young Boys.

[MDK]

England/Scotland/Ireland/FakeIreland/Wales/Spain/Germany/Italy/France/Netherlands

[Hobo]

36 minutes ago, Mad Jack said:

England, Spain, France, italy, Germany, Holland, Norway/Sweden/Denmark, Turkey/Greece, Portugal and then one of the eastern or central European countries. A good range plus you get to experience teams like Odd and Young Boys.

Odd is my favorite. I love when I see news like "Odd Manager wins Manager of the Month" or whatever.

[MDK]

3 minutes ago, TLHobo said:

Odd is my favorite. I love when I see news like "Odd Manager wins Manager of the Month" or whatever.

Ranieri wins English manager of the season >_>