EWB Fantasy Basketball

[Maxx]

 

Welcome, it is I, Maxx, glorious creator of the EWB Fantasy Football League that has run smoothly for 11 years now.  Today, I turn my attention to the NBA, and crafting a fantasy basketball league that will also hopefully last for awhile.

1. This will be a head to head scoring category league (like baseball) as that is the only way to play fantasy basketball fairly outside of an auction.  We're not doing an auction because...

2. Motherfuckin' booooooooooard draft!  That's right, in the grand tradition of month long football drafts, we'll be doing this on the board.

3.  Not a whole lot of players!  I'm thinking 8, because this does require a little bit of commitment, I don't want to do 10 or 12 and have people just stop paying attention, that's no fun.

So, if you're interested, sign up.  We're doing it on Yahoo, because of course we are.


Round 1
1. Phatman- Anthony Davis, PF/C, Pelicans
2. Quom- Stephen Curry, PG/SG, Warriors
3. DMN- DeMarcus Cousins, PF/C, Kings
4. LL- Kevin Durant, SF/PF, Thunder
5. Midget- LaMarcus Aldridge, PF/C, Spurs
6. En Dub- Russell Westbrook, PG, Thunder
7. Maxx- James Harden, SG, Rockets
8. Srar- Chris Paul, PG, Clippers

Round 2
1. Srar- LeBron James, SF/PF, Caveliers 
2. Maxx- Damien Lillar, PG, Trailblazers
3. En Dub- Marc Gasol, C, Grizzlies
4. Midget- Jimmy Butler, SG/SF, Bulls
5. LL- Kawhi Leonard, SF, Spurs
6. DMN- John Wall, PG, Wizards
7. Quom- Paul Millsap, F, Hawks
8. Phatman- Paul George, SF, Pacers

Round 3
1. Phatman- DeAndre "Piece of Shit" Jordan, C, Clippers
2. Quom- Klay Thompson, SG/SF, Warriors
3. DMN- Carmelo Anthony, SF, Knicks
4. LL- Eric Bledsoe, PG/SG, Suns
5. Midget- Al Horford, PF/C, Hawks
6. En Dub- Blake Griffin, PF/C, Clippers
7. Maxx- Rudy Gobert, C, Jazz
8. Srar- Nicola Vucevic, PF/C, Magic

Round 4
1. Srar- Kyle Lowry, PG, Raptors
2. Maxx- Andre Drummond, C, Pistons
3. En Dub- Draymond Green, SF, Warriors
4. Midget- Ty Lawson, PG, Rockets
5. LL- Al Jefferson, PF/C, Hornets
6. DMN- Gordon Hayward, SF, Jazz
7. Quom- Serge Ibaka, PF/C, Thunder
8. Phatman- Goran Dragic, PG/SG, Heat

Round 5
1. Phatman- Andrew Wiggins, SG/SF, T'Wolves
2. Quom- Rudy Gay, SG/SF, Kings
3. DMN- Pau Gasol, PF/C, Bulls
4. LL- DeMar DeRozen, SG/SF, Raptors
5. Midget- George Hill, PG/SG, Pacers
6. En Dub- Victor Oladipo, SG/PG, Magic
7. Maxx- Jeff Tegue, PG, Hawks
8. Srar- Chris Bosh, PF/C, Heat

Round 6
1. Srar- Derrick Rose, PG, Bulls
2. Maxx- Nerlens Noel, PF/C, Sixers
3. En Dub- Kevin Love, PF/C, Cavs
4. Midget- Trevor Ariza, SG/SF, Rockets
5. LL- Kemba Walker, PG, Hornets
6. DMN- Brook Lopez, C, Nets
7. Quom- Ricky Rubio, PG, T'Wolves
8. Phatman- Derrick Favors, PF/C, Jazz

Round 7
1. Phatman- Isiah Thomas, PG, Celtics
2. Quom- Karl Anthony Towns, PF/C, T'Wolves
3. DMN- Jrue Holiday, PG, Pelicans
4. LL- Monta Ellis, PG/SG, Pacers
5. Midget- Tyson Chandler, PF/C, Suns
6. En Dub- Mike Conley, PG, Grizzlies
7. Maxx- Reggie Jackson, PG/SG, Pistons
8. Srar- Dirk Nowitzki, PF, Mavericks

Round 8
1. Srar- Kyrie Irving, PG, Cavs
2. Maxx- Giannis Antetokounmpo, SG/SF Bucks
3. En Dub- Tyreke Evans, SF/SG/PG, Pelicans
4. Midget- Khris Middleton, SG/SF, Bucks
5. LL- Marcin Gortat, PF/C, Wizards
6. DMN- Kobe Bryant, SG, Lakers
7. Quom- Dwanye Wade, SG, Heat
8. Phatman- Dwight Howard, PF/C, Rockets

Round 9
1. Phatman- Kyle Korver, SG/SF, Hawks
2. Quom- Tobias Harris, SF/PF, Magic
3. DMN- Jarrett Jack, PG, Nets
4. LL- Greg Monroe, PF/C, Bucks
5. Midget- DeMare Carroll, SF/PF Raptors
6. En Dub- Bradley Beal, SG, Wizards
7. Maxx- Hassan Whiteside, PF/C, Heat
8. Srar- Joakim Noah, PF/C, Bulls

Round 10
1. Srar- Nikola Mirotic, PF, Bulls
2. Maxx- Danilo Gallinari, SF, Nuggets
3. En Dub- Jahlil Okafor, PF/C, Sixers
4. Midget- Brandon Knight, SG/PG, Suns
5. LL- Nicholas Batum, SF, Hornets
6. DMN- David Lee, Celtics
7. Quom- Myles Leonard, C, Blazers
8. Phatman- Kenneth Faried, PF, Denver Nuggets

Round 11
1. Phatman- Robin Lopez, C, New York Knicks
2. Quom- Avery Bradley, SG, Celtics
3. DMN- Aaron Affalo, SG, Knicks
4. LL- Emmanuel Mudiay, PG, Nuggets
5. Midget- Tim Duncan, PF/C, Spurs
6. En Dub- JJ Reddick, SG, Clippers
7. Maxx- Chandler Parsons, SF/PF, Mavericks
8. Srar- Enes Kanter, PF/C, Thunder

Round 12
1. Srar- D'Angelo Russell, PG, Lakers
2. Maxx- Joe Johnson, SG/SF, Nets
3. En Dub- Kelly Olynck, PF/C, Celtics
4. Midget- Danny Green, SG/SF, Spurs
5. LL- PJ Tucker, SG, Suns
6. DMN- Julius Randle, PF/C, Lakers
7. Quom- Markieff Morris, PF/C, Suns
8. Phatman- Darren Collison, PG, Kings

Round 13
1. Phatman- Wesley Matthews, SG, Mavericks
2. Quom- Jeremy Lin, PG, Hornets
3. DMN- Trey Burke, PG, Jazz
4. LL- CJ McCollum, PG/SG, Blazers
5. Midget- Jonas Valanciunas, C, Raptors 
6. En Dub- Mo Williams, PG/SG, Cavs
7. Maxx- Terrence Jones, SF/PF, Rockets
8. Srar- Tony Parker, PG, Spurs

Round 14
1. Srar- Justise Winslow, SF, Heat
2. Maxx- Elfrid Payton, PG, Magic
3. En Dub- Noah Vonleh, PF, Blazers
4. Midget- Michael Carter-Williams, Bucks
5. LL- Wilson Chandler, SF, Nuggets
6. DMN- Gorgui Dieng, PF/C, T'Wolves
7. Quom- Otto Porter, SF, Wizards
8. Phatman- Thaddeus Young, SF/PF, Nets

Round 15
1. Phatman- Stanley Johnson, SF, Pistons
2. Quom- Kevin Martin, SG, T'Wolves
3. DMN- Jordan Clarkson, SG/PG, Lakers
4. LL- Jusuf Nurkic, C, Nuggets
5. Midget- Eric Gordon, SG, Pelicans

Edited October 14, 2015 by Maxx

[Quom]

As defending champion and all around best person in the world I'm in. I assume my reward for winning will be naked photos?

[Your Mom]

I'd like to do this. Feel like I might have a chance not having to draft live

[DMN in the House]

I'm interested, but if the full league from last year returns I'm fine with being left out.

[En Dub]

Count me in. I've been dying to get into fantasy basketball but didn't want to join a random league. This sounds perfect. 

[phatman]

I'll join again, if you end up with enough people and need to cut someone, then I'll step aside...

[Maxx]

Need just a few more!

[LL!]

I'm in.

[thatshortguy]

Not a typo:  I am completely inept at fantasy sports and wish to do this.

[Maxx]

I need emails from everyone besides Quom so I can send invites

[phatman]

heath.cameron04@yahoo.com.au 

Edited September 28, 2015 by phatman

[Monkey D. Lars]

Can I still join Maxx?

 

(lars.sieval@hotmail.com)

[Maxx]

Can I still join Maxx?

 

(lars.sieval@hotmail.com)

We would need one more after you.  Where is @Plubby

[Plubby]

I would only wanna play if we live draft at a time that I can attend. I've seen what this thing does to people who autodraft  It was easier last year because I was in New York >_< Or was it Denver? Anyway I was on the time-zone.

[Maxx]

 

I would only wanna play if we live draft at a time that I can attend. I've seen what this thing does to people who autodraft  It was easier last year because I was in New York >_< Or was it Denver? Anyway I was on the time-zone.

That excuse would hold so much more water if you didn't insist you could do a board draft in football just fine because you're so well in tune with our timezones.

[Plubby]

I didn't read the first post. I assumed it was another Auction league with a live draft.

[Maxx]

I didn't read the first post. I assumed it was another Auction league with a live draft.

It is not, are you in?

[En Dub]

Here you go, Maxx

 

wkmills@gmail.com

Edited September 28, 2015 by En Dub

[Maxx]

@Plubby @Plubby @Plubby @Plubby @Plubby @Plubby @Plubby

[LL!]

@Plubby?