2016 NFL Off Season Thread

[thatshortguy]

Scientists turn to woodpeckers to try and solve this whole concussion issue the NFL knows doesn't exist.

[Maxx]

On 6/22/2016 at 09:48, thatshortguy said:

Scientists turn to woodpeckers to try and solve this whole concussion issue the NFL knows doesn't exist.

Concussions?
 

 

[Lint]

Johnny Manziel's father ""My son is a druggie and I hope he goes to jail"

[MalaCloudy Black]

And on the same day where his lawyer accidentally texted case details to the AP. 

Quote

 

“Heaven help us if one of the conditions is to pee in a bottle,” the attorney wrote.

Hinton also wrote that he had been emailed a “heads up” receipt “which purports to reflect” that Manziel made a purchase of $1,018.77 at a Gas Pipe store at 12:03 p.m. on Tuesday, less than a day after his crash. A manager at a Gas Pipe location not far from where Manziel’s crash was reported declined to discuss whether he bought anything there. A sign in the store says ID is required for purchases above $200.

 

 

[Lineker]

"Accidentally"

[Lineker]

For real though, if I'm moving to Canada in the light of Brexit I do totally need a Canadian team...

[The Heartbreak Kid]

The Buffalo Bills are close to Toronto? *shrugs*

Watching The League has me craving fantasty football. I can't wait!

Edited June 26, 2016 by The Heartbreak Kid

[Meacon Keaton]

There ya go, Lineker. Hate yourself even more and become a Bills fan.  

[Your Mom]

1 hour ago, Lineker said:

For real though, if I'm moving to Canada in the light of Brexit I do totally need a Canadian team...

And then Trump will get elected and all of us here will move to Canada too! And then we'll all get like really into Hockey!

 

Life is depressing now  

[Lint]

14 minutes ago, Little Red Srarvette said:

And then Trump will get elected and all of us here will move to Canada too! And then we'll all get like really into Hockey!

 

Life is depressing now  

You can also get into curling!  And Lumberjack competitions!

[Meacon Keaton]

And Christopher and your son will become CANADIAN MALES! CANADIAN MALES! CANADIAN MALES! CANADIAN MALES!

[gunnar hendershow]

23 minutes ago, Lint said:

You can also get into curling!  And Lumberjack competitions!

Apparently when I went up to Canada I missed the lumberjack festival by a week.

I have never felt so devastated.

[Lineker]

True story, once we were on holiday and the only English channel on the telly was showing the World Woodcutting Championships; Sheryl was less than impressed when I made her watch it with me. 

[Lint]

2 hours ago, Lineker said:

True story, once we were on holiday and the only English channel on the telly was showing the World Woodcutting Championships; Sheryl was less than impressed when I made her watch it with me. 

Was it like this?

 

[VerbalPuke]

I can follow the Lions pretty easily in Windsor. Wouldn't take long at all to get down to Detroit and be disappointed as a Canadian citizen. 

[Lint]

3 minutes ago, VerbalRick said:

I can follow the Lions pretty easily in Windsor. Wouldn't take long at all to get down to Detroit and be disappointed as a Canadian citizen. 

Yea but you're in the military, so you'd have to defect you commie!

[VerbalPuke]

5 minutes ago, Lint said:

Yea but you're in the military, so you'd have to defect you commie!

Not for long homie. I'll hopefully be separated officially before the winner of this years election is officially sworn in. 

[Lineker]

Maybe it was Lint. I remember it being a worldwide event though! 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

RIP Buddy Ryan

[munky]