Summer Transfer Window Thread 2016

[9 to 5]

Lineker to GDS on a free.

[MDK]

25 minutes ago, 9 to 5 said:

Lineker to GDS on a free.

Free transfer? Good Lord were paying him to go.

[Lineker]

Only way you're rid of me is in a box :/

[FestiveJack]

I mean... how much is post and packaging nowadays?

[MDK]

28 minutes ago, Work Experience Jack said:

I mean... how much is post and packaging nowadays?

You're asking two heebs who will pay for the postage?

[Lineker]

Borussia Dortmund defender Mats Hummels has submitted an official request to join Bayern Munich next season, with negotiations over a transfer fee for the Germany international now expected to be finalised.

[Lineker]

Liverpool have been ordered to pay Burnley a record tribunal fee for Danny Ings of £6.5m plus £1.5m in add-ons. Burnley had demanded around £12m for the striker and argued that competition from Tottenham Hotspur justified that sum, while Liverpool had initially offered £6m.

[DavidMarrio]

Nearly in the middle of what we would pay and what Burnley would pay. 

Not a bad fee really. 

[Lineker]

Corinthians have said that they expect Pato to remain at Chelsea next season. Lol.

[stokeriño]

For £10m he'd still be approximately seventy-thousand times a better purchase than Falcao would at £34m (or whatever his agreed purchase fee was). But really, who knows.

[MDK]

His staggering goal to game ratio

[Cymbols]

Scored against Villa, doesn't count.

[Gazz]

But for £10m less, you could have Patrick Bamford sit on the bench all season and achieve exactly the same as Pato.

[MDK]

There are some warm benches because of Chelsea 

[stokeriño]

5 hours ago, Temporary Gazz said:

But for £10m less, you could have Patrick Bamford sit on the bench all season and achieve exactly the same as Pato.

Ah, but if we're just looking to outfit our bench with striker-shaped ornaments, we may as well push the boat out a little to get one that looks adorable.

Pato is like a puppy who is so useless that he doesn't even bark when someone breaks into the house, but you can't be mad at him because aww look at his happy widdle face!  

[MDK]

19 minutes ago, stokeriño said:

Ah, but if we're just looking to outfit our bench with striker-shaped ornaments, we may as well push the boat out a little to get one that looks adorable.

Pato is like a puppy who is so useless that he doesn't even bark when someone breaks into the house, but you can't be mad at him because aww look at his happy widdle face!  

So you've met my dog 

[Gazz]

Wobblechops will be Chelsea's seventh sub for the season for £5000 a week for Myke and a pound of sausages a day for the Wobblester.

[stokeriño]

If Wobblechops had Jorge Mendes for his agent then tbh it would probably happen.

[Lineker]

Manchester City have agreed to pay the €50m (£39m) release clause to sign French defender Aymeric Laporte in the summer from Athletic Bilbao, according to reports in Spain.

Dynamo Kyiv’s president has insisted he will not consider selling Andriy Yarmolenko to Everton or Stoke. The Ukraine international has been tracked by several Premier League clubs for some time, with Everton having failed with an attempt to sign the playmaker last summer. Ihor Surkis revealed last week that he is willing to allow Yarmolenko and Austria defender Aleksandar Dragovic both leave the club for the right fee but admitted they will only countenance selling him to a “top club”.

[Kyle]

This still won't stop the "Is the Yarmolenko move back on?!?!?!"