EFL Cup 2016/17

[MDK]

Christ, the keeper in the United match... what the fuck 

[Baddar]

Thankfully, their keeper had a flutter on 3-1 so we should be alright now.

[Just Joe]

Wow, what? 

[Gazz]

Top finish too.

[MDK]

1 minute ago, Just Joe said:

Wow, what? 

Apparently he ballsed up the first one but I didn't see that. The third one he waited for a long ball, tried to half volley it from outside his area, hit nothing but microbes and Rashford slammed it in from 2 yards. He hit that ball like it cussed his mum.

[Just Joe]

Just now, MDK said:

Apparently he ballsed up the first one but I didn't see that. The third one he waited for a long ball, tried to half volley it from outside his area, hit nothing but microbes and Rashford slammed it in from 2 yards. He hit that ball like it cussed his mum.

Nah, sorry I'm on about Paddy McNair bagging a brace for us. 

[MDK]

Just now, Just Joe said:

Nah, sorry I'm on about Paddy McNair bagging a brace for us. 

Oh right. I don't have a reason for that. Even he doesn't know.

[Just Joe]

I will laugh my cock off if Accrington win. 

[MDK]

1 minute ago, Just Joe said:

I will laugh my cock off if Accrington win. 

Who are they?

BOLLOCKS 

[Just Joe]

Was sick in my mouth seeing that bubble machine going off. 

[Colly]

I'm now at the point where I hope the underdogs lose just so Lineker doesn't say cupset. Football is officially ruined.

[stokeriño]

Do the fucking draw already, I want to go to bed.  

[Colly]

Of all the things that are terrible about Sky Sports News (including it's silly new name) the fact that everything is 'coming up' which is everything from after the ads to an hour later is the absolute worst. I don't care what Will Mellor is saying or what his actual first name is, just do the fucking draw.

[stokeriño]

I predict we'll get...Southampton.

Or West Ham away. That's definitely what I was always going to say. 

[Colly]

Pretty low carbon emission round of 16 so far...

I'm sort of happy we've got a home game, and I guess Preston is winnable, but I'd have preferred someone interesting.

[stokeriño]

After the first two draws, it feels a little bit criminal that we didn't get Arsenal/Spurs as well.

[Just Joe]

Southampton Away, I'll take a point. 

[stokeriño]

I'm guessing the two TV games will be the Manchester derby and Liverpool/Spurs. Can't see an obvious David vs. Goliath choice.

[Lineker]

What a draw

[DavidMarrio]

Woohoo a home game!!!