January 2017 Transfer Window Thread

[Lineker]

 

[MDK]

9 hours ago, Davidmarrio said:

Take a look at @piesportsbooze's Tweet:

Poor Charlie Austin... must be awful having no dick ligaments 

lolwat?!

How do you make a mistake like that.

[Lineker]

Premier League clubs make transfer window profit for first time

[Just Joe]

41 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Premier League clubs make transfer window profit for first time

Moyes: "We're going down"

Short: "Yeah but we've made £6.5mil this month"

 

[stokeriño]

So essentially the Premier League made a transfer profit of roughly 0.75 Oscars (Chinese exchange rate).

[Adam]

3 hours ago, MDK said:

lolwat?!

How do you make a mistake like that.

Just got dick on his mind.

[DavidMarrio]

1 hour ago, Adam said:

Just got dick on his mind.

You've clearly never strained your right dick ligaments before and been left traumatised 

[MDK]

2 hours ago, Adam said:

Just got dick on his mind.

With my mind on my dick and my dick on my mind

[DavidMarrio]

Just now, MDK said:

With my mind on my dick and my dick on my mind

I've got my mind set on dick!!!

 

[stokeriño]

Official: Branislav Ivanovic has completed a free transfer to Zenit St. Petersburg after nine years at Chelsea.

[Lineker]

Southampton are confident of completing the signing of the former Barcelona and Juventus defender Martín Cáceres, currently a free agent, in the next few days.

The 29-year-old has had a medical in Southampton and the move is subject to the Uruguay international gaining a work permit. Cáceres, who has 68 caps, left Juventus in June.

He is expected to agree a short-term deal until the end of the season that would bolster Southampton’s defensive options before the EFL Cup final against Manchester United at Wembley on 26 February. Virgil van Dijk, the Saints captain, has an ankle injury, and could be out until April, while the £8m sale of José Fonte to West Ham United has left manager Claude Puel short in defence.

[Cymbols]

He's apparently failed a couple of medicals since leaving Juve, so it's a risky one. But then again, given Southampton's injury problems, it's kind of necessary. 

[DavidMarrio]

It's worth a punt. Could come in on the short term and do a decent job. If he plays well enough then he could earn another contract. 

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

3 hours ago, Cymbols said:

He's apparently failed a couple of medicals since leaving Juve, so it's a risky one. But then again, given Southampton's injury problems, it's kind of necessary. 

I thought he passed his Milan medical and then failed personal terms?