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2017 NFL Off-Season Thread

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Another year, another Super Bowl.


The

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New England Patriots

are Super Bowl Champions because

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we needed one more reminder that outside the Cubs winning the World Series, 2016 sucked. :(

 

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Falcons OC Kyle Shanahan is likely off to San Francisco to be the new head coach over that shitshow.  Several talking heads here want Chip Kelly as the replacement for Shanahan because we haven't suffered enough as team or a country.

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Spoilers, ya mook!

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1 minute ago, Meacon said:

Spoilers, ya mook!

What're you talking about? :shifty:

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10 minutes ago, Meacon said:

Spoilers, ya mook!

Seriously,  You will have to physically deafen and blind yourself to avoid spoilers on this game.  I'm sure someone will still probably try to make you feel a Braille card with the results after the fact.

Cowboys reportedly targeting Adrian Peterson and DeMarcus Ware.  Peterson has expressed an interest in Houston, Tampa Bay and the Giants, however.

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Anyone want Osweiler? 

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Just now, Lineker said:

Anyone want Osweiler? 

Hell, why not? Ravens apparently almost had Ryan back in '08.

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Seriously? The game hasn't even been over for an hour yet. You guys are something

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It's the offseason, Srar! 

Which means it's baseball season! :D 

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6 minutes ago, New Year New Srar! said:

Seriously? The game hasn't even been over for an hour yet. You guys are something

Hey we can talk about the prospect of Chicago being good now.

Larry is coming back, the Cardinals are heading to London. Bring on the football season!

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1 hour ago, thatshortguy said:

Seriously,  You will have to physically deafen and blind yourself to avoid spoilers on this game.  I'm sure someone will still probably try to make you feel a Braille card with the results after the fact.

Cowboys reportedly targeting Adrian Peterson and DeMarcus Ware.  Peterson has expressed an interest in Houston, Tampa Bay and the Giants, however.

Ware, fuck yeah.  Peterson would be the kind of stupid luxury signing we should avoid, he shouldn't get more than backup money from us because that's all he'll be, and he will certainly get starter money from another team.

 

ALSO JAYLON SMITH IS COMING MOTHERFUCKERS

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1 hour ago, thatshortguy said:

Falcons OC Kyle Shanahan is likely off to San Francisco to be the new head coach over that shitshow.  Several talking heads here want Chip Kelly as the replacement for Shanahan because we haven't suffered enough as team or a country.

Well I mean Shanahan can hardly do worse than Kelly did at SF >_>

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Dear Jerry Reese,

Please move Ereck Flowers off of left tackle this offseason.

Love,
Giants Fans

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1 hour ago, Maxx said:

Ware, fuck yeah.  Peterson would be the kind of stupid luxury signing we should avoid, he shouldn't get more than backup money from us because that's all he'll be, and he will certainly get starter money from another team.

 

ALSO JAYLON SMITH IS COMING MOTHERFUCKERS

Oh, of course they'll sign AP and give him more money than he deserves. Because Jerry very well can't go and spend that money on players who are actually worth it, now can he? But I hope its the Giants who end up overpaying him.

Ware back in Big D be alright with me, though. 

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Starting tomorrow, I'll be taking applications.  Why should I quit supporting the Patriots* and support your crappy team?

Steelers, Cowboys, Broncos, Colts, Redskins, and Jets fans need not bother.


* = Trump connections to the Patriots need not be mentioned.

 

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Is there a team not owned by a billionaire who swoons at the phrase "Repealing Dodd-Frank"?

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2 minutes ago, damshow said:

Is there a team not owned by a billionaire who swoons at the phrase "Repealing Dodd-Frank"?

 

Green Bay, and that's probably the only one

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Just do what I did @Lowerdeck and pick a name out of a hat.

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Don't do what I did and pick your based on a player that now isn't even in the sport.

And if you do do that, don't pick the 49ers.

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15 minutes ago, damshow said:

Is there a team not owned by a billionaire who swoons at the phrase "Repealing Dodd-Frank"?

Don't you know the Bears are owned by Mr. John Average Everyman?

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I heard he's a pretty average dude.

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34 minutes ago, Lowerdeck said:

 

Green Bay, and that's probably the only one

Albeit most of the owners of Green Bay do sway Republican soooo...

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1 hour ago, Lowerdeck said:

Starting tomorrow, I'll be taking applications.  Why should I quit supporting the Patriots* and support your crappy team?

Steelers, Cowboys, Broncos, Colts, Redskins, and Jets fans need not bother.


* = Trump connections to the Patriots need not be mentioned.

 

DAK AND ZEKE DAK AND ZEKE

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He said need not bother!

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Needs to be reminded these ain't your daddy's Cowboys!

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