E3 2017

[MalaCloudy Black]

I'd like a sports game themed around Star Wars. With guns.

[GoGo Yubari]

It's Overwatch, but Star Wars. And you shoot soccer balls.

[King Ellis]

I'm holding on to the slim to none chance of Star Wars Force Unleashed 3. Past that...I unno, SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS I guess.

[GoGo Yubari]

"I wonder how douchey EA can get."

EA: "HEY REMEMBER THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS?"

"Oh."

[King Ellis]

If they're going to keep putting these solo story modes into their sports games like FIFA and now Madden, I look forward to playing a young Canadian trying to get drafted in the NHL. Instead of fisticuffs with your rivals, it's just you apologising for being drafted ahead of them.

[Your Mom]

The hell is this? This kind of thing is so not for me

I doubt it but did I miss anything good? I came in at "Yeah you guys sure did hate Star Wars"

[GoGo Yubari]

okay why does the tall man have two microphones.

[Your Mom]

I actually like Madden but this whole conference is so obviously not for me

[King Ellis]

Alex Hunter is a 'triffic lad, we'd love to have 'im. Of course, I don't like to talk about players from other clubs.

[GoGo Yubari]

Harry Redknapp and the BludFam dude from ArsenalFanTV are in FIFA 18. Video games are art.

[Your Mom]

Poor Jesse is nervous  

[Bobfoc]

I know this isn't the Ubisoft conference, but leaks have suggested that the new Assassin's Creed game will have rideable camels. Sold.

[GoGo Yubari]

A Way Out is the first game where I'm like "oh shit I want this." Even if it is co-op.

[Your Mom]

I don't know if I'm just overly sensitive to this now but this whole thing just feels like "Look it's man games for MEN!"

[Bobfoc]

This man is great.

[GoGo Yubari]

2 minutes ago, The Chiksrara Special said:

I don't know if I'm just overly sensitive to this now but this whole thing just feels like "Look it's man games for MEN!"

I mean, that's... basically EA, yeah.

[Your Mom]

On the plus side that Prison Break game looks pretty cool

[Bobfoc]

That looked fun in a really stupid sort of way.

[King Ellis]

Never mind that shit, here comes Scorpio!

Well, that was anti-climatic.

Wait, never mind again, BIOWARE!

[Your Mom]

Bioware! BIOWARE!!!@@!@!@!!!!!!!!!!!