E3 2017

[Your Mom]

Shannon using her custom Driving Avatar. If only there were a shorter name for something like that  

22 exclusives?  That seems like a lot

[GoGo Yubari]

Xbox's hot new game, New York City Subway simulator.

[King Ellis]

Year of the bow 2017!

I was curious to see if you could climb the pyramids, it seems like an obvious thing but I wasn't sure if they have the proper foot holds and stuff. Apparently they do.

I'm sure people will be happy that the naval stuff is back. And you can fight crocs and hippos too!

[FLiam]

Wow, that new Xbox looks amazingly good.

[Your Mom]

Nope. Never again Ubisoft. The only thing I will take from you is an amazingly awkward press conference once a year

[Meacon Keaton]

I've not watched any of this, but I'm confused about this Scorpio thing. Is it an add-on to the One or is it a completely different console?

[GoGo Yubari]

Just now, Meacon said:

I've not watched any of this, but I'm confused about this Scorpio thing. Is it an add-on to the One or is it a completely different console?

Different console, now being billed as Xbox One X.

[FLiam]

1 minute ago, Meacon said:

I've not watched any of this, but I'm confused about this Scorpio thing. Is it an add-on to the One or is it a completely different console?

Completely new console.

It is a complete upgrade, unlike the PS4 Pro. I believe anyway. 

[King Ellis]

This AC Origins is kinda weird, what with being able to scout with your bird, a Diablo-esque loot system and for some reason numeric damage indicators.

PUBGA!

[Skummy]

X-Box wonx.

[Meacon Keaton]

2 minutes ago, GoGo Yubari said:

Different console, now being billed as Xbox One X.

So...like shit out of luck for the people that bought the One, then? Or are they still going to do stuff for that console? Not a huge fan of companies doing new consoles every three years. 

[GoGo Yubari]

Just now, Meacon said:

So...like shit out of luck for the people that bought the One, then? Or are they still going to do stuff for that console? Not a huge fan of companies doing new consoles every three years. 

I can't imagine they will stop making games compatible with the XBox One for at least a couple years.

[Meacon Keaton]

Just now, GoGo Yubari said:

I can't imagine they will stop making games compatible with the XBox One for at least a couple years.

I mean, I went the PS4 route anyway, but if I had gone with the One, I'd be pissed off that they're shilling a new console already. 

[Your Mom]

More Zombies? Ok then 

[GoGo Yubari]

Well, I went with the One first and I'm not. I imagine I'll wait a couple years on this one.

[King Ellis]

It's compatibile with your Xbox One games and accessories, so they say. Not sure if we might end up having Xbox One X exclusive games though, can't see companies wanting to ditch an existing user base like that in favour of what is gonna be a 'premium' system that maybe not a lot of people will go in for?

EDIT: Holy shit, zombie Blob just tore that woman in half!

[Your Mom]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The hell is going on here?  

[GoGo Yubari]

So basically if Mixer took off, then popular streamers would be irritatingly hard to beat in The Darwin Project is the message I'm getting from that.

[King Ellis]

Community marketplace? Caus that worked so well on Skyrim.

Crossplay across different consoles is cool though, provided it's not premium on that server system of theirs, I forget what it's called.

And oh yeah, 4K Minecraft. That helps...Well, I suppose PC mods look cool with all those shaders and stuff.

[Your Mom]

Do people still play this? I don't mean it as a slight if you like it. I just never got into it and would be shocked if it was still that big a deal