Premier League 2017/18

[gunnar hendershow]

That was the most Newcastle match in the history of Newcastle.

[MDK]

Perez with a clinical finish. The best forwards just know where to be at the right time, you just cant teach that. 

[Colly]

So shit. And so cold. At least I got a flag. 

[Lineker]

 

[MDK]

https://local.theonion.com/you-will-suffer-humiliation-when-the-sports-team-from-m-1819583814

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You Will Suffer Humiliation When The Sports Team From My Area Defeats The Sports Team From Your Area

As you can see from the calendar, the game is coming up this weekend. I'm sure you are as excited for it as I am, as our cities are rivals and have been for quite some time. Your confidence in your team is high, but rest assured, you will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team from your area.

On numerous occasions, you have expressed the conviction that your area's sports team will be victorious. I must admit that every time I hear you make this proclamation, I react with both laughter and disbelief. "Ha!" I say to myself with laughter. "What?!" I say to myself in disbelief. How could you believe that your sports team could beat my sports team? It is clear that yours is inferior in every way.

When the sporting contest begins, the players on your team will be treated as though they are inconsequential. It will be remarkably easy for my team to accumulate more points than yours. There are many reasons for this, starting with the inferior physical attributes of the players representing your area. Strength, speed, and agility are just three of the qualities that the players on the team from your area lack. The players representing my area, on the other hand, have these traits in abundance.

I would not be a bit surprised if the individuals on the team from your area were sexually attracted to members of their own gender. That is how ineffective they are on the field of battle.

Underscoring your team's inferiority is its choice of colors. It is ludicrous to believe that your team's colors inspire either respect or fear. Instead, they appear to have been chosen by someone who is colorblind or, perhaps, bereft of sight altogether. The colors for my team, on the other hand, are aesthetically pleasing when placed in proximity to one another. They are a superior color combination in every way.

 

 

[DavidMarrio]

Jurgen Klopp, clearly resting key players for the bigger upcoming games such as West Brom at home 

[Hobo]

Looking forward to watching the glacial pace of this Everton team.

[DavidMarrio]

FM needs a new type of role just called The Rooney. 

[Hobo]

17 minutes ago, Davidmarrio said:

FM needs a new type of role just called The Rooney. 

Perfect for an aging striker who you inexplicably want to play out wide despite his lack of legs

[DavidMarrio]

Salah 

[Hobo]

Now that Sammy Lee is Everton Assistant Manager, I have to wonder how many people have coached at both clubs. I can't imagine many.

[DavidMarrio]

Gary Ablett is the only other one that comes to mind but he was more coaching reserves/youth sides for both Everton and Liverpool. 

[Baddar]

Plenty of attacking threat in both the United and City teams today. Hoping for a good game, but I'd take a shit one and the 3pts.

[Liam]

Silly tackle.

[DavidMarrio]

Lovren doing what he does best....Fucking tit. 

[Baddar]

Rooooooooney! 

Stupid from Lovren. 

[Hobo]

It was the only way they'd score.

Still every chance Liverpool can score again

[Szumi]

That was absolutely not a penalty. Stupid by Lovren to even put his hands on him, but not a shove at all

[Baddar]

Of course I don't want Liverpool to win, but it'd be nice for Ings if he got the winner. 

[Hobo]

Danny Ings is on to get the winner