UEFA Champions League 2017/18

[Kyle]

1 minute ago, Gazz said:

Hoddle with my favourite bollocks football cliche there, 'genuine pace'.

Barcelona, noted team without genuine pace.

[Gazz]

I believe 'fake pace' is when a dog tries to change direction on a hardwood floor.

[Stevie B]

11 minutes ago, 9 to 5 said:

Well, I did go to Grammar school. @Stevie B

Wait, what? You've never told me that....

[Nerf]

Just the 25 goals and 17 assists for Bobby Firmino this season. We really need to sign a 20 goal a season striker.

[Gazz]

Can't wait to meet Nerf's first born son, Mohammed Roberto Sadio Jurgen Bradley.

[MDK]

57 minutes ago, 9 to 5 said:

Just the 2.5 over for me, I am not the renegade you are Michael.

Nearly there

[Szumi]

Salah was probably offside there, but we were in when Mane was offside but really wasn't. Get a fourth!!!

[Baddar]

Was gonna have a bet on 3-1 tonight but that seems like it's being far too kind to Roma at the moment. Could finish 5 or 6.

[Szumi]

Excellence. Shame on Bobby though, not performing his no look finish!

[Gazz]

Roma's setup just cannot cope with the overloads on the wings. Kolarov might as well be a training mannequin for all the help he's giving Juan Jesus.

[Szumi]

You almost have to feel bad for Roma now.

That said, get Salah off now please. 

[Kyle]

Totti with the thousand yard stare.

[MDK]

Jesus Christ, Liverpool, they are already dead. You are punching a corpse.

[Tigerstyle]

Told someone at work Liverpool would score 5, they're pretty special on their day

[Gazz]

Looks like Ian Rush is still scoring...

[Szumi]

Totally switched off there, Lovren.

[Gazz]

I can't remember ever seeing a team miss four clear cut chances and still score five.

[MDK]

1 minute ago, Gazz said:

I can't remember ever seeing a team miss four clear cut chances and still score five.

Sounds like classic Dragons. Except without the scoring 5 goals bit.

[Szumi]

We're really trying to bottle this.

[Tigerstyle]

This is all Danny Ings fault