2017 EWB Fantasy Football Symposium

[Maxx]

Hello friends, it is almost that time of year again where we once again develop grudges against random NFL players because they disappointed us so very badly. (GOLDEN TATE YOU PIECE OF SHIT) 

As always, we start with one of these threads where we confirm who is coming back again this year, who is leaving and I give you all an opportunity to air any grievances you may have about the league, confident that you will have forgotten them by this point, muahaha.  But please, if you have some ideas, feel free to discuss them.  Let us also reflect on the fact that Plubby won last year and realize that we must all strive to do better and prevent such nonsense from happening again.  

Tradition dictates that the drafts will begin on August 1st.

@HC will run second league once again cause he does a real good job with his write ups and helps foster healthy rivalries within his league.  Actually, he's doing too good of a job, making me look bad and I may have to replace him.  Curse you HC.

Here's who played last year in my league, I'll leave it to HC to tag all the people in his leagues. 
 

@thatshortguy  You retired yes?

@damshow

@Lint

@livid

@The Chiksrara Special

@Cactus Drags

@Lineker

@Lowerdeck

@Plubby

@LL Be Home For Christmas

[Your Mom]

I need to get back to my winning ways! I am in

[livid]

I'm always up to make improbable playoff runs!

[thatshortguy]

Yep, I have retired to my new career of Fantasy Football Voodoo Practitioner.  I have a few people already making requests, but strangely, they all seem to be asking me to curse @The Chiksrara Special.

[Lineker]

In.

[HC]

Aww thanks Maxx!  B-league has built itself a nice little lineage coming up on our 5th season with largely the same core. Hopefully we keep the retention rate high, so usual suspects get in here and confirm

@Ace Berimmer

@The Heartbreak Kid

@Slogger

@DFF

@caMeron esposiTo Forbes

@Mick

@Jake O. Rhodes

@munky

@james_ewing88

@Asuka's Gonna Kill You

@Titi Camara  (Thank you DavidMarrio for making you search for your name!)

 

[Mick]

Maybe, I mean, it's not like my dad can die this season, is it?  

[munky]

In for another run of mediocrity.

[jrhodes]

I'm in.

I feel the need to redeem myself after last season's horror show.

[gunnar hendershow]

Can't wait to do just okay yet again!

[Pooker]

If there is any room in either league, I'm more then willing to step up and lose.

[snowbird]

1 hour ago, HC said:

Aww thanks Maxx!  B-league has built itself a nice little lineage coming up on our 5th season with largely the same core. Hopefully we keep the retention rate high, so usual suspects get in here and confirm

@Ace Berimmer

@The Heartbreak Kid

@Slogger

@DFF

@caMeron esposiTo Forbes

@Mick

@Jake O. Rhodes

@munky

@james_ewing88

@Asuka's Gonna Kill You

@Titi Camara  (Thank you DavidMarrio for making you search for your name!)

 

heck yeah y'all

[Berober]

You know it

[Slogger]

3 hours ago, HC said:

Aww thanks Maxx!  B-league has built itself a nice little lineage coming up on our 5th season with largely the same core. Hopefully we keep the retention rate high, so usual suspects get in here and confirm

@Slogger

 

With great pleasure i'd like to announce that my client, The REIGNING...DEFENDING....UNDISPUTED... EWBFF B-League Champion of the WORLD

SLOG LESNAR

Will be returning to defend his championship this season.

[DFF]

Let's see if mid-round auto draft gets me back to the Championship game ?

[Plubby]

I will, of course, be returning to ensure that the two belts remain in Australian hands.

 

Plub Lesnar and Slog Lesnar in '16 and '17.

[Maxx]

You guys trying to bang Brock Lesnar?

At the moment there are no spots, but we'll see how it shakes out as people are still confirming.

[Plubby]

You aren't?

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

I'm in again this season. Still disappointed how poor I was last year.

[DavidMarrio]

I'm in. Hopefully my team doesn't shit the bed like it did towards the end of last season.