EWBFF Courtney Brown League

[HC]

EWBFF B-League Season 7: Courtney Brown Edition

Well it's that time of the year again guys! Another installment of the B-League is upon us. This marks our 7th season and my fourth as your commish (my how the time goes by!). We've built ourselves a nice little lineage, and I'm proud of the continuity and rivalries we've built. We may not have been around as long as the A-League, but like Smackdown Live, we are still the superior show. We've retained 11 out of 12 players from last year, and here's hoping to another great year! In honor of noted Browns fan Berober, our draft bust idol this year will be Cleveland's infamous 2000 first overall pick DE Courtney Brown! Anyways, here's the rogues gallery:

1) River City Renegades (Slogger) - Slogger avenged his rookie season playoff chokejob in 2015 and torched Berober and DFF on his way to capturing the 2016 crown in only his sophomore campaign. Will he have a chance to enter the illustrious 2 time winner's circle occupied only by yours truly? (lol no)

2) Deandre Levyathans (DFF) - DFF's 2015 rookie season was mediocre (6-8), but he finished with a rock solid 10-4 record in 2016. The infamous mid-round auto-drafter came up just 3 points shy of the championship, falling to Slogger in dramatic fashion and claiming the silver. Can he build upon his success in his third campaign

3) Intentional Fumble (Berober) - My arch-nemesis enters is a certified B-League veteran entering his 5th season. Impressively, he as never missed the playoffs, making them four years consecutively. His resume includes the 2015 title and two bronze medals in 2013 and 2014. He came up short last year but did defeat me for the bronze. He is still not as good as me though.

4) Eden Valley Vargas (HC) - IT IS I, YOUR COMMISH AND THE ONLY TWO TIME (BACK-TO-BACK) CHAMP IN B-LEAGUE HISTORY. I had a shit 2015 (7-7), but I scorched the league last season, capturing the regular season crown with a 12-2 record. Unfortunately, I pulled a 2015 Slogger and choked in the playoffs. Here's to my fifth season being better.

5) Shitfuck Bitchasses (DavidMarrio) - The Shitfucks are a B-League staple coming into their 4th season. DavidMarrio has never had a losing record (Mr. 7-7) but he also only has one playoff appearance under his belt to show for it. He did win the consolation bracket but that's like being the most polished turd. Can he finally shatter the glass ceiling?

6) Trans-asy Football (MTForbes) - Forbes is another core B-League member entering her 5th season and my number 2 rival. If Berober is my Joker, she's more like Poison Ivy or something. She finished last year a forgettable 7-7 and looks to return to the playoffs in 2017.

7) House of Gullen (Munky) - Munky is a veteran entering his 5th season, but he is truly the JTG of the B-League, never obtaining a winning season. But hey, if Jinder Mahal can become WWE Champion, who's to say this isn't Munky's year?

8) Steeler Nation (Asuka's GKY) - Askua made his debut last season and finished a meh 6-8. Lower midcarder at best! Hopefully 2017 is more productive.

9) House Targaryen (Mick) - Entering his fourth season, Mick seeks to rebound from a disappointing 2016 and finally crack the playoffs. He has the number one pick now so no excuses!

10) Thunder Rhodes (Jake O. Rhodes) - After a not-so-impressive 4-10 rookie year, here's hoping Jake can make an impact in his sophomore effort.

11) Rock Chalk Boys (James Ewing) - Ewing has finished in the cellar in each of his first two seasons. After finishing dead last in 2016, he can only improve!

12) Stifle Tower (Pooker) - Our only rookie this season. Let's see what Pooker can do. His username does not inspire much fear, however.

Quick Notes
- Draft will last 16 rounds
- Order is obviously snake-style, meaning if Mick for example picks last in round 1 then he picks first in round 2.
- I will keep the draft results updated in this post. Make sure you look over it before making a pick to avoid picking someone already taken.
- We're playing under 1 PPR rules. Passing TDs are worth 7 points a piece, meaning QBs are a little more valuable
- Roster consists of: 1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 TE, 3 FLEX(RB/WR/TE), 1 K, 1 DEF, 7 Bench Spots
- Waivers will be rolling and reset weekly with lowest record getting top dibs
- Draft will start August 1st
- Each person gets 12 hours to make their pick. Time limit may be shortened if we run too slowly towards the later rounds. Try to move quickly.
- Be a pal and tag the person who picks after you so they know it's their turn.
- I'll be lenient on late picks in the first couple of rounds, but as we move along if you don't have a list you're getting Yahoo's best available at a position of need, with the option to correct the pick if you make it back before the next person.
- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE: If you think you might get busy, be asleep, etc, please send me a list of players you want, in order. This makes everything run so much smoother and prevents you from missing a pick. I will do my best to PM you guys when you're up but no guarantees, so please consider giving me a list. Lists will be critical to finishing the draft on time as we get deeper and time limits shorten.

Draft Results

Round 1
1) Mick - RB David Johnson, Arizona Cardinals
2) DFF- RB Le'Veon Bell, Pittsburgh Steelers
3) James Ewing - RB Zeke Elliot, Dallas Cowboys
4) DavidMarrio - WR Antonio Brown, Pittsburgh Steelers
5) Berober - WR Julio Jones, Atlanta Falcons
6) Asuka - WR Odell Beckham Jr., New York Giants
7) Jake Rhodes - WR Michael Thomas, New Orleans Saints
8) HC - WR Mike Evans, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
9) Slogger - RB LeSean McCoy, Buffalo Bills
10) Pooker - QB Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers
11) Forbes - WR AJ Green, Cincinnati Bengals
12) Munky - RB Melvin Gordan III, Los Angeles Chargers (eww)

Round 2
13) Munky - QB Drew Bree-zus, New Orleans Saints
14) Forbes - RB Devonta Freeman, Atlanta Failcons
15) Pooker - RB Marshawn Lynch, Oakland Raiders
16) Slogger - WR Jordy Nelson, Green Bay Packers
17) HC - RB Jordan Howard, Chicago Bears
18) Jake Rhodes - WR DeAndre Hopkins, Houston Texans
19) Asuka - RB Todd Gurley, Los Angeles Rams
20) Berober - RB Jay Ajayi, Miami Dolphins
21) DavidMarrio - RB DeMarco Murray, Tennessee Titans
22) James Ewing - QB Matt Ryan, Atlanta Falcons
23) DFF - WR T.Y. Hilton, Indianapolis Colts
24) Mick - TE Rob Gronkowski, New England Patriots

Round 3
25) Mick - WR Dez Bryant, Dallas Cowboys
26) DFF- QB Tom Brady, New England Patriots
27) James Ewing - WR Amari Cooper, Oakland Raiders
28) DavidMarrio - RB Isaiah Crowell, Cleveland Browns
29) Berober - WR Doug Baldwin, Seattle Seahawks
30) Asuka - RB Leonard Fournette, Jacksonville Jaguars
31) Jake Rhodes - TE Travis Kelce, Kansas City Chiefs
32) HC - WR Brandin Cooks, New England Patriots
33) Slogger - WR Demaryius Thomas, Denver Broncos
34) Pooker - RB Carlos Hyde, San Francisco 49ers
35) Forbes - RB Lamar Miller, Houston Texans
36) Munky - WR Julian Edelman, New England Patriots

Round 4
37) Munky - TE Jordan Reed, Washington Redskins
38) Forbes - WR Allen Robinson, Jacksonville Jaguars
39) Pooker - WR Michael Crabtree, Oakland Raiders
40) Slogger - WR Keenan Allen, San Diego Chargers
41) HC - RB Christian McCaffrey, Carolina Panthers
42) Jake Rhodes - WR Terrelle Pryor, Washington Redskins
43) Asuka - WR Alshon Jeffery, Philadelphia Eagles
44) Berober - TE Greg Olsen, Carolina Panthers
45) DavidMarrio - QB Andrew Luck, Indianapolis Colts
46) James Ewing - WR Jarvis Landry, Miami Dolphins
47) DFF - RB Joe Mixon, Cincinnati Bengals
48) Mick - WR Sammy Watkins, Buffalo Bills

Round 5
49) Mick - RB C.J. Anderson, Denver Broncos
50) DFF - WR Larry Fitzgerald, Arizona Cardinals
51) James Ewing - TE Delanie Walker, Tennessee Titans
52) DavidMarrio - WR Davante Adams, Green Bay Packers
53) Berober - WR Golden Tate, Detroit Lions
54) Asuka - WR Martavis Bryant, Pittsburgh Steelers
55) Jake Rhodes - RB Dalvin Cook, Minnesota Vikings
56) HC - WR Tyreek Hill, Kansas City Chiefs
57) Slogger - RB Danny Woodhead, Baltimore Ravens
58) Pooker - RB Frank Gore, Indianapolis Colts
59) Forbes - RB Ty Montgomery, Green Bay Packers
60) Munky - WR Emmanuel Sanders, Denver Broncos

Round 6
61) Munky - WR Desean Jackson, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
62) Forbes - QB Russell Wilson, Seattle Seahawks
63) Pooker - TE Martellus Bennett, Green Bay Packers
64) Slogger - TE Kyle Rudolph, Minnesota Vikings
65) HC - TE Jimmy Graham, Seattle Seahawks
66) Jake Rhodes - RB Paul Perkins, New York Giants
67) Asuka - QB Derek Carr, Oakland Raiders
68) Berober - QB Jameis Winston, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
69) DavidMarrio - TE Hunter Henry, San Diego Chargers
70) James Ewing - WR Stefon Diggs, Minnesota Vikings
71) DFF - TE Tyler Eifert, Cincinnati Bengals
72) Mick - QB Cam Newton, Carolina Panthers

Round 7
73) Mick - RB Eddie Lacy, Seattle Seahawks
74) DFF - RB Mark Ingram, New Orleans Saints
75) James Ewing - RB Bilal Powell, New York Jets
76) DavidMarrio - QB Marcus Mariota, Tennessee Titans
77) Berober - RB Spencer Ware, Kansas City Chiefs
78) Asuka - WR Eric Decker, Tennessee Titans
79) Jake Rhodes - WR Brandon Marshall, New York Jets
80) HC - QB Kirk Cousins, Washington Redskins
81) Slogger - QB Matthew Stafford, Detroit Lions
82) Pooker - Denver Broncos Defense
83) Forbes - WR Jamison Crowder, Washington Redskins
84) Munky - RB Matt Forte, New York Jets

Round 8
85) Munky - QB Dak Prescott, Dallas Cowboys
86) Forbes - RB Mike Gillislee, New England Patriots
87) Pooker - WR DeVante Parker, Miami Dolphins
88) Slogger - RB Theo Riddick, Detroit Lions
89) HC - WR Kelvin Benjamin, Carolina Panthers
90) Jake Rhodes - RB Doug Martin, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
91) Asuka - TE Zach Ertz, Philadelphia Eagles
92) Berober - RB Duke Johnson Jr., Cleveland Browns
93) DavidMarrio - WR John Brown, Arizona Cardinals
94) James Ewing - RB Ameer Abdullah, Detroit Lions
95) DFF - RB Legarrette Blount, Philadelphia Eagles
96) Mick - WR Donte Moncrief, Indianapolis Colts

Round 9
97) Mick - WR Willie Snead IV, New Orleans Saints
98) DFF - RB Tevin Coleman, Atlanta Falcons
99) James Ewing - RB Adrian Peterson, New Orleans Saints
100) DavidMarrio -  RB James White, New England Patriots
101) Berober - WR Jordan Matthews, Buffalo Bills
102) Asuka - WR Jeremy Maclin, Baltimore Ravens
103) Jake Rhodes - QB Ben Roethlisberger, Pittsburgh Steelers
104) HC - TE Eric Ebron, Detroit Lions
105) Slogger - WR Pierre Garcon, San Francisco 49ers
106) Pooker - RB Derrick Henry, Tennessee Titans
107) Forbes - WR Tyrell Williams, Los Angeles Chargers
108) Munky - TE OJ Howard, Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Round 10
109) Munky - WR Zay Jones Buffalo Bills
110) Forbes - TE Jack Doyle, Indianapolis Colts
111) Pooker - QB Tyrod Taylor, Buffalo Bills
112) Slogger - Houston Texans Defense
113) HC - QB Phillip Rivers, Los Angeles Chargers
114) Jake Rhodes - WR Cameron Meredith, Chicago Bears
115) Asuka -- RB Thomas Rawls, Seattle Seahawks
116) Berober - RB Terrence West, Cleveland Browns
117) DavidMarrio - WR Mike Wallace, Baltimore Ravens
118) James Ewing - RB Darren Sproles, Philadelphia Eagles
119) DFF - WR Randall Cobb, Green Bay Packers
120) Mick - Seattle Seahawks Defense

Round 11
121) Mick - K Justin Tucker, Baltimore Ravens
122) DFF - WR Adam Thielen, Minnesota Vikings
123) James Ewing - K Matt Bryant, Atlanta Falcons
124) DavidMarrio - Kansas City Defense
125) Berober - QB Andy Dalton, Cincinatti Bengals
126) Asuka - Minnesota Vikings Defense
127) Jake Rhodes - RB Rob Kelley, Washington Redskins
128) HC - RB Jacquizz Rodgers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
129) Slogger - TE Jason Witten, Dallas Cowboys
130) Pooker - WR Corey Coleman, Cleveland Browns
131) Forbes - TE Cameron Brate, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
132) Munky - WR Kenny Golloway, Detroit Lions

Round 12
133) Munky - Arizona Cardinals Defense
134) Forbes - RB Jonathan Stewart, Carolina Panthers
135) Pooker - RB Jamaal Charles, Denver Broncos
136) Slogger - RB C.J. Prosise, Seattle Seahawks
137) HC - WR Marvin Jones Jr., Detroit Lions
138) Jake Rhodes - QB Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagles
139) Asuka - WR Kenny Britt, Cleveland Browns
140) Berober - TE Coby Fleener, New Orleans Saints
141) DavidMarrio - TE Julius Thomas, Miami Dolphins
142) James Ewing - Carolina Panthers Defense
143) DFF - QB Eli Manning, New York Giants
144) Mick - RB Samaje Perine, Washington Redskins

Round 13
145) Mick - RB Jamaal Williams, Green Bay Packers
146) DFF - New England Defense
147) James Ewing - WR Corey Davis, Tennessee Titans
148) DavidMarrio - RB Kareem Hunt, Kansas City Chiefs
149) Berober - K Stephen Gostkowski, New England Patriots
150) Asuka - K Dan Bailey, Dallas Cowboys
151) Jake Rhodes - TE Austin Hooper, Atlanta Falcons
152) HC - RB Tarik Cohen, Chicago Bears
153) Slogger - WR Josh Doctson, Washington Redskins
154) Pooker - WR Rishard Matthews, Tennessee Titans
155) Forbes - K Mason Crosby, Green Bay Packers
156) Munky - RB Dion Lewis, New England Patriots

Round 14
157) Munky - K Stephen Hauschka, Seattle Seahawks
158) Forbes - WR Ted Ginn Jr., New Orleans Saints
159) Pooker - RB Joe Williams, San Francisco 49ers
160) Slogger - WR Giovani Bernard, Cincinnati Bengals
161) HC - RB Rex Burkhead, New England Patriots
162) Jake Rhodes - WR Nelson Agholor, Philadelphia Eagles
163) Asuka - TE C.J. Fiedorowicz, Houston Texans
164) Berober - RB Darren McFadden, Dallas Cowboys
165) DavidMarrio - WR Kevin White, Chicago Bears
166) James Ewing - RB James Conner, Pittsburgh Steelers
167) DFF - WR Cole Beasley, Dallas Cowboys
168) Mick - RB Latavius Murray, Minnesota Vikings

Round 15
169) Mick - WR Sterling Shepherd, New York Giants
170) DFF - K Adam Vinatieri, Indianapolis Colts
171) James Ewing - TE Jesse James, Pittsburgh Steelers
172) DavidMarrio - K Sebastian Janikowski, Oakland Raiders
173) Berober - New York Giants Defense
174) Asuka - RB Jonathan Williams, Buffalo Bills
175) Jake Rhodes - Philadelphia Eagles Defense
176) HC - K Wil Lutz, New Orleans Saints
177) Slogger - QB Carson Palmer, Arizona Cardinals
178) Pooker - RB Charles Sims, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
179) Forbes - RB Jeremy Hill, Cincinnati Bengals
180) Munky - RB Chris Thompson, Washington Redskins

Round 16
181) Munky - WR Kenny Stills, Miami Dolphins
182) Forbes - Jacksonville Jaguars Defense
183) Pooker - K Matt Prater, Detroit Lions
184) Slogger - K Cairo Santos, Kansas City Chiefs
185) HC - Pittsburgh Steelers Defense
186) Jake Rhodes - RB Alvin Kamara, New Orleans Saints
187) Asuka - WR Robby Anderson, New York Jets
188) Berober - WR Josh "Meme Pick" Gordon, Cleveland Browns
189) DavidMarrio - Cincinnati Bengals Defense
190) James Ewing - QB Alex Smith, Kansas City Chiefs
191) DFF - TE Jared Cook, Oakland Raiders
192) Mick - QB Blake Bortles, Jacksonville Jaguars

Compensatory Round
193) Munky (for Julian Edelman) - WR Marquise Goodwin, San Francisco 49ers

Edited August 26, 2017 by HC

[DFF]

I full expect auto pick to give me Ben Roethlisberger and Andy Dalton with back-to-back midround picks when I'm away at Bloodstock.... 

[DavidMarrio]

I'll take being the most shiniest turd of the all 

[snowbird]

9 hours ago, HC said:

...she's more like Poison Ivy or something.

this is probably the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me, tbh.

last year i got cocky! this year i'll probably get cocky again! it's in my nature to blow up any minor successes to meteoric proportions. but i hope i do well! i'mma beat the nfl-themed zubaz right off of all of ya 

[Pooker]

Thanks for letting me join. Had a pretty crappy season of fantasy last season in the other leagues I'm in (even finishing second to last in one I'm the commish of). So I'm looking forward to a bounce back year and showing y'all what this rookie gots.

[Berober]

15 hours ago, HC said:

He is still not as good as me though.

Only one > away from that though 

Edited July 28, 2017 by Ace Berimmer

[Mick]

Quote

House Taragyn (Mick) -

 

[Slogger]

On 7/28/2017 at 12:59, HC said:

 

1) River City Renegades (Slogger) - Slogger avenged his rookie season playoff chokejob in 2015 and torched Berober and DFF on his way to capturing the 2016 crown in only his sophomore campaign. Will he have a chance to enter the illustrious 2 time winner's circle occupied only by yours truly? (lol no)

Considering I won both this league and my own commish league last year, I'm a near certainty to miss the playoffs this year.

But who knows now that you've poked the dragon @HC - We going Back to Back son!

[DFF]

From which timezone are we taking the start date? Only ask as I know we are spread quite wide across the world and I have an early pick - I know exactly who I am going for and don't want to hold anyone up.

[HC]

Mick is US Eastern time zone but honestly  if he wants to pick a little earlier than midnight his time that's fine.

[DFF]

3 hours ago, HC said:

Mick is US Eastern time zone but honestly  if he wants to pick a little earlier than midnight his time that's fine.

I was thinking more about someone like Slogger, for whom it becomes the 1st much earlier. Could Mick pick at that point? 

[Slogger]

4 minutes ago, DFF said:

I was thinking more about someone like Slogger, for whom it becomes the 1st much earlier. Could Mick pick at that point? 

It's been the first here for just over an hour, Not that I care as I'm picking 9th and on nights off so I'll probably be in bed soon anyway.

GMT or #1's Timezone's probs the best way to do it but I'm not @HC

[HC]

Stop overthinking it  

 

if @Mick wants to pick he can, but I'm not putting him on the clock until midnight his time.

[Mick]

Can we trade draft spots?  

[DFF]

28 minutes ago, Mick said:

Can we trade draft spots?  

I'll happily pick ahead of you

[Mick]

Sure, provided I get your 1st round pick and a 2nd or 3rd round  

[DFF]

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

 

... no. 

[HC]

Mick must think DFF is the Chicago Bears. 

[Mick]

Welp.....

I choose....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't I have until noon?  

 

 

 

David Johnson, RB, Arizona Cardinals

 

@DFF

[DFF]

Le'Veon Bell, RB, Steelers

@james_ewing88