EWBFF Jared Lorenzen League

[Maxx]

 

It's our 13th season, so I went with the biggest player to ever wear #13, The Pillsbury Throwboy, Jared Lorenzen as our league namesake this year.  Midget has left us, thus a choice spot as Srar's rival has opened up, someone should jump on that and enjoy the thrashing that come as a result.  League villain Plubby won the title last year, shame on all of you.  Let's hope for a better result this season, shall we?  Someone take Kellen Moore and make him cry.

Comp Picks

1. Lineker- Brian Hoyer, QB, 49ers
2. Srar- Dustin Hopkins, K, Redskins
3. Dragsy- JJ Nelson, WR, Cardinals

Round 1
1. Dragsy (Chalupa Batmans) David Johnson, RB, Cardinals
2. Srar (I Miss You Tim Tebow) Le'Veon Bell, RB, Steelers
3. damshow (Goodell Discipline) Ezekiel Elliot, RB, Cowboys
4. Maxx (Dakwing Ducks) Antonio Brown, WR, Steelers
5. Lineker (Lineker's Losers) Julio Jones, WR, Falcons
6. LL (The Dak Knights) Odell Beckham, Jr.  WR, Giants
7. Lint (EBDBBnBFFBT) Mike Evans, WR, Buccaneers
8. DMN (Lynch Mob) LeSean McCoy, RB, Bills
9. Dan (Henne Boo Boo) Leonard Fournette, RB, Jaguars
10. Lowerdeck (The Based Gods) AJ Green, WR, Bengals
11. Plubby (Peyton Yelled at Me) Jordy Nelson, WR, Packers
12. Livid (Team Livid) Melvin Gordon, RB, Chargers

Round 2
1. Livid- TY Hilton, WR, Colts
2. Plubby- Jay Ajayi, RB, Dolphins
3. Lowerdeck- Michael Thomas, WR, Saints
4. Dan- Rob Gronkowski, TE, Patriots
5. DMN- Jordan Howard, RB, Bears
6. Lint- Devonta Freeman, RB, Falcons
7. LL- Marshawn Lynch, RB, Raiders
8. Lineker- Aaron Rodgers, QB, Packers
9. Maxx- DeMarco Murray, RB, Titans
10. damshow- Amari Cooper, WR, Raiders
11. Srar- Doug Baldwin, WR, Seahawks
12. Dragsy- Alshon Jeffrey, WR, Eagles

Round 3
1. Dragsy- Matt Ryan, QB, Falcons
2. Srar- Brandin Cooks, WR, Patriots
3. damshow- Todd Gurley, RB, Rams
4. Maxx- Drew Brees, QB, Saints
5. Lineker- Lamar Miller, RB, Texans
6. LL- Dez Bryant, WR, Cowboys
7. Lint- Tom Brady, QB, Patriots
8. DMN- DeAndre Hopkins, WR, Texans
9. Dan - DeMaryius Thomas, WR, Broncos
10. Lowerdeck- Andrew Luck, QB, Colts
11. Plubby- Christian McCaffery, RB, Panthers
12. Livid- Marcus Mariota, QB, Titans

Round 4
1. Livid- Jarvis Landry, WR, Dolphins
2. Plubby- Jameis Winston, QB, Buccaneers
3. Lowerdeck- Michael Crabtree, WR, Raiders
4. Dan- Allen Robinson, WR, Jaguars
5. DMN- Tyrell Pryor, WR, Redskins
6. Lint- Greg Olsen, TE, Panthers
7. LL- Jordan Reed, TE, Redskins
8. Lineker- Julian Edelman, WR, Patriots
9. Maxx- Keenan Allen, WR, Chargers
10. Damshow- Travis Kelce, TE, Chiefs
11. Srar- Tyreek Hill, WR, Chiefs
12. Dragsy- Kelvin Benjamin, WR, Panthers

Round 5
1. Dragsy- Tevin Coleman, RB, Falcons
2. Srar- Russell Wilson, QB, Seahawks
3. damshow- Ben Roethlisberger, QB, Steelers
4. Maxx- Isiah Crowell, RB, Browns
5. Lineker- Kyle Rudolph, TE, Vikings
6. LL- Derek Carr, QB, Raiders
7. Lint- Larry Fitzgerald, WR, Cardinals
8. DMN- Carlos Hyde, RB, 49ers
9. Dan - Cam Newton, QB, Panthers
10. Lowerdeck-Jimmy Graham, TE, Seahawks
11. Plubby- Martellus Bennett, TE, Packers
12. Livid- Dalvin Cook, RB, Vikings

Round 6
1. Livid- Golden Tate, WR, Lions
2. Plubby- Sammy Watkins, WR, Rams
3. Lowerdeck- Bilal Powell, RB, Jets
4. Dan- Devante Adams, WR, Packers
5. DMN- Martavis Bryant, WR, Steelers
6. Lint- Ty Montgomery, RB, Packers
7. LL- DeSean Jackson, WR, Buccaneers
8. Lineker- Joe Mixon, RB, Bengals
9. Maxx- Ameer Abdullah, RB, Lions
10. Damshow- James White, RB, Patriots
11. Srar- Spencer Ware, RB, Chiefs
12. Dragsy- Hunter Henry, TE, Chargers

Round 7
1. Dragsy- CJ Anderson, RB, Broncos
2. Srar-Delanie Walker, TE, Titans
3. damshow- Eric Decker, WR, Titans
4. Maxx- Tyler Eifert, TE, Bengals
5. Lineker-Willie Snead, WR, Saints
6. LL- Danny Woodhead, RB, Ravens
7. Lint- Donte Moncrief, WR, Colts
8. DMN- Paul Perkins, RB, Giants
9. Dan - Stefon Diggs, WR, Vikings
10. Lowerdeck- Mark Ingram, RB, Saints
11. Plubby- Emmanuel Sanders, WR, Broncos
12. Livid- Mike Gillislee, RB, Patriots

Round 8
1. Livid- Jamison Crowder, WR, Redskins
2. Plubby- Denver Broncos Defense
3. Lowereck- Davante Parker, WR, Dolphins
4. Dan- Frank Gore, RB, Colts
5. DMN- Kirk Cousins, QB, Redskins
6. Lint- Jordan Matthews, WR, Bills
7. LL- Brandon Marshall, WR, Giants
8. Lineker- Jeremy Maclin, WR, Ravens
9. Maxx- Randall Cobb, WR, Packers
10. Damshow- Tyrell Williams, WR, Chargers
11. Srar- LeGarrette Blount, RB, Eagles
12. Dragsy- Dak Prescott, QB, Cowboys

Round 9
1. Dragsy- Cameron Meredith, WR, Bears
2. Srar- Pierre Garcon, WR, 49ers
3. Damshow- Adam Thielen, WR, Vikings
4. Maxx- Adrian Peterson, RB, Saints
5. Lineker- Eddie Lacy, RB, Seahawks
6. LL- Rob Kelley, RB, Redskins
7. Lint- Terrance West, RB, Ravens
8. DMN- Darren McFadden, RB, Cowboys
9. Dan- Doug Martin, RB, Buccaneers
10. Lowerdeck- Matthew Stafford, QB, Lions
11. Plubby- Theo Riddick, RB, Lions
12. Livid- Phillip Rivers, QB, Chargers

Round 10
1. Livid- Duke Johnson, Jr. RB, Browns
2. Plubby- CJ Prosise, RB, Seahawks
3. Lowerdeck- Kareem Hunt, RB, Chiefs
4. Dan- Eli Manning, QB, Giants
5. DMN- Jason Witten, TE, Cowboys
6. Lint- Corey Davis, WR, Titans
7. LL- Zach Ertz, TE, Eagles
8. Lineker- Houston Texans Defense
9. Maxx- Kenny Golladay, WR, Lions
10. Damshow- Josh Doctson, WR, Redskins
11. Srar- Cameron Brate, TE, Buccaneers
12. Dragsy- Julius Thomas, TE, Dolphins

Round 11
1. Dragsy- Matt Forte, RB, Jets
2. Srar- Carson Palmer, QB, Cardinals
3. Damshow- Jamal Williams, RB, Packers
4. Maxx- Andy Dalton, QB, Bengals
5. Lineker- Jack Doyle, TE, Colts
6. LL- Carson Wentz, QB, Eagles
7. Lint- Philadelphia Eagles Defense
8. DMN- Kansas City Chiefs Defense
9. Dan- Seattle Seahawks Defense
10. Lowerdeck- New England Patriots Defense
11. Plubby- Eric Ebron, TE, Lions
12. Livid- Latavius Murray, RB, Vikings

Round 12

1. Livid- John Brown, WR, Cardinals
2. Plubby- Tyrod Taylor, QB, Bills
3. Lowerdeck- Arizona Cardinals Defense
4. Dan- Corey Coleman, WR, Browns
5. DMN- Jared Cook, TE, Raiders
6. Lint- Sam Bradford, QB, Vikings
7. LL- Minnesota Vikings Defense
8. Lineker- Derrick Henry, RB, Titans
9. Maxx- Austin Hooper, TE, Falcons
10. Damshow- Baltimore Ravens Defense
11. Srar- Jacquizz Rodgers, RB, Buccaneers
12. Dragsy- Buffalo Bills Defense

Round 13
1. Dragsy- Matt Bryant, K, Falcons
2. Srar- New York Giants Defense
3. Damshow- CJ Fiedorowicz, TE, Texans
4. Maxx- Rex Burkhead, RB, Patriots
5. Lineker- Sterling Shepherd, WR, Giants
6. LL- Mike Wallace, WR, Ravens
7. Lint- Chris Thompson, RB, Redskins
8. DMN- Smokin' Jay Cutler, QB, Dolphins
9. Dan- Justin Tucker, K, Ravens
10. Lowerdeck- Kenny Britt, WR, Browns
11. Plubby- Gio Bernard, RB, Bengals
12. Livid- Evan Engram, TE, Giants

Round 14
1. Livid- Jesse James, TE, Steelers
2. Plubby- Zay Jones, WR, Bills
3. Lowerdeck- Darren Sproles, RB, Eagles
4. Dan- Thomas Rawls, RB, Seahawks
5. DMN- Cordarrelle Patterson, WR, Raiders
6. Lint- Coby Fleener, TE, Saints
7. LL- Chris Hogan, WR, Patriots
8. Lineker- Cole Beasley, WR, Cowboys
9. Maxx- Cooper Kupp, WR, Rams
10. Damshow- Deshaun Watson, QB, Texans
11. Srar-Ted Ginn, Jr., WR, Saints
12. Dragsy- Rishard Matthews, WR, Titans

Round 15
1. Dragsy- Jonathan Stewart, RB, Panthers
2. Srar- Kevin White, WR, Bears
3. Damshow- Aaron Jones, RB, Packers
4. Maxx- Los Angeles Chargers Defense
5. Lineker- Jonathan Williams, RB, Bills
6. LL- Marvin Jones, WR, Lions
7. Lint- Caleb Sturgis, K, Eagles
8. DMN- Stephen Gostkowski, K, Patriots
9. Dan- Blake motherfuckin' Bortles, QB, Jaguars
10. Lowerdeck-Antonio Gates, TE, Chargers
11. Plubby-Mason Crosby, K, Packers
12. Livid- Atlanta Falcons Defense

Round 16
1. Livid- Brandon McManus, K, Broncos
2. Plubby- Shitty 3rd String QB, Cowboys
3. Lowerdeck- Adam Vinatieri, K, Colts
4. Dan- Jacksonville Jaguars Defense
5. DMN- Mohammed Sanu, WR, Falcons
6. Lint- Torrey Smith, WR, Eagles
7. LL- Dan Bailey, K, Cowboys
8. Lineker- Matt Prater, K, Lions
9. Maxx- Cairo Santos, K, Chiefs
10. Damshow- Wil Lutz, K, Saints
11. Srar- DeShone Kizer, QB, Browns
12. Dragsy- Kendall Wright, WR, Bears

[Cactus Drags]

I may have posted in the wrong thread. Either way, I am in. And Maxx is scared if me. 

[gunnar hendershow]

While I am a short person, much like Midget, I do not know if I can fill those shoes.

[Meacon Keaton]

Draaaaaaaaaaaft?

https://ibb.co/doYopk

1. Drags

2. Srar

3. damshow

4. Maxx

5. Lineker

6. LL

7. Lint

8. DMN

9. Dan? HBK?

10. Lowerdeck

11. Plubby

12. Livid

[livid]

Well then. Guess I won't be getting an elite QB this year. 

[Your Mom]

I hate high picks so much  But I'll make it work!  

[DMN in the House]

Is 8 low enough to draft DC without getting too much shit?

[Maxx]

Paging @Dan again

[Dan]

Hi!

 

Sorry, been super busy, just got home from a trip away 

Edited July 30, 2017 by Dan

[gunnar hendershow]

Dan!

[Maxx]

2 minutes ago, Dan said:

Hi!

 

Sorry, been super busy, just got home from a trip away 

Clear out ya PMs!

[Lowerdeck]

I sign up for Srar's rival

 

I'm not taking Trubisky though, that's just nonsense

[gunnar hendershow]

I'm interested in trading down one spot and getting a haul for my pick if anyone is interested in taking Trubisky.

[Your Mom]

I know this is at my own expense but I already have 2. If I want to be dumb like my dumb team I can! 

[Lint]

7?  Dang...

note to self...find out what beer @Meacon likes, bribe him with a case next year for better spot

[Maxx]

Real quick, anyone want me to drop one of the three flex spots and a bench spot to shorten the draft by two rounds?

[LL!]

No. 

[livid]

Ditto. I'd rather not.

[Your Mom]

Nope

[The Buscher]

I have fond memories of the Giants bringing Lorenzen in on 3rd and 1 situations.  They only did it twice, but it worked both times.  That year in Madden I actually would sub Lorenzen in on the goal line and he led my team in rushing TDs one year.

2011
-Named GM of the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the UIFL
-Resigns immediately and becomes the River Monsters starting QB
-Wins league MVP
-Named Commissioner of the UIFL after the season.

Legend.