2017 NFL Season Thread

[munky]

Toronto is only a stone's throw from Buffalo...

 

Nah, you really don't need that kind of nonsense in your life.

[The Buscher]

Kevin White has been placed on IR for the third straight year.    Injuries bad no matter who they're to, but this one is especially gutting.

Unfortunately his reputation is gonna be that he makes Bob Sanders look like the epitome of good health.  And that's a damn shame because White is so incredibly talented but hasn't had the chance to showcase it on the NFL stage.

[Mx. Canadian Destroyer]

27 minutes ago, Adam said:

Not even kidding with this, but why not join me with the Cardinals? You already have friends supporting each of our divisional rivals, and no one can ever claim we're one of the mighty bunch like the Pats, Cowboys or Packers.

Hmm. The Cardinals are a good shout!

[Pooker]

David Johnson is out for anywhere from 2 weeks to six months with a wrist injury.

[VerbalPuke]

Or join the Lions, we beat the Cardinals. 

We're like the Chicago Cubs but worse. It'll be fun when we actually win something. That may never happen though.

[Meacon Keaton]

Everybody loves the Broncos @Ms. Canadian Destroyer.

Except Raiders fans, but raiders are rape-y too so who cares what they think!

[gunnar hendershow]

Join me as a Ravens fan.

Or conversely Buffalo and Detroit are both on the border with Canada, so they're basically Canadian teams. You should pick one of them. Buffalo as a fanbase has suffered through enormous heartbreaks and has been depressingly bad for the past 17 years. Also Bills tailgates are a legendary place where drunk people powerbomb their friends through tables that are on fire, guys run head first into parked buses, and there's blowjobs everywhere.

Detroit as a fanbase has stayed loyal despite being depressingly bad since before any of us were alive and most of our parents were alive.

[Mx. Canadian Destroyer]

I'd probably go with the Lions over the Bills, though getting to Buffalo for a game would be more realistic. I think it's between Detroit and Arizona for me. 

[Your Mom]

1 minute ago, Ms. Canadian Destroyer said:

I'd probably go with the Lions over the Bills, though getting to Buffalo for a game would be more realistic. I think it's between Detroit and Arizona for me. 

You've made an enemy this day 

 

 

But not really. Chicago and Detroit are the bottom of the division so we kinda have that in common  

[Mx. Canadian Destroyer]

Oh, I forgot about Chicago. They should probably be in contention as well. Think I'll watch some games this weekend and see which team I want to follow. 

[Meacon Keaton]

Oh. Oh I see how it is.

[DMN in the House]

1 hour ago, Meacon said:

Everybody loves the Broncos @Ms. Canadian Destroyer.

Except Raiders fans, but raiders are rape-y too so who cares what they think!

We've like totally turned our image around, and are historically the most progressive organization in the NFL, so you can miss me with that one.

[Pizza]

3 minutes ago, DMN said:

We've like totally turned our image around, and are historically the most progressive organization in the NFL, so you can miss me with that one.

I think he meant literal pirates and not the team. 

[Meacon Keaton]

I did.  

[Maxx]

2 hours ago, Ms. Canadian Destroyer said:

Oh, I forgot about Chicago. They should probably be in contention as well. Think I'll watch some games this weekend and see which team I want to follow. 

The Cowboys, come join the Dak Attack!

[Dan]

Diggs confirming my win over LL!

[VerbalPuke]

Ford Field has free WiFi...just sweetening the pot.

[Meacon Keaton]

I think pretty much every stadium does now.

[VerbalPuke]

Ours is really good though.

[Meacon Keaton]

Cleveland's stadium lets you use their dial-up via their Compaq Presario.