United Football League

[Gazz]

In the UK, we call that a 'Power Bottom'.

[The Buscher]

[The Red Reuben]

As long as they don't directly compete with the NFL, this could be okay.

[Maxx]

They didn't directly compete with the NFL last time and it um...wasn't okay.

[Meacon Keaton]

2 minutes ago, Maxx said:

They didn't directly compete with the NFL last time and it um...wasn't okay.

No, no. It was so successful they should do a sequel. 

Hey wait!

[MDK]

I wonder if any current WWE people will compete.

[Meacon Keaton]

That'd make it even more of a joke than it already is. 

[Gazz]

5 minutes ago, Carparama said:

As long as they don't directly compete with the NFL, this could be okay.

How do you play the same sport in the same country and not compete?

[MDK]

2 minutes ago, Meacon said:

That'd make it even more of a joke than it already is. 

Might as well go all out. It's about ratings, not sport.

[livid]

That's a good question to ask every other football league that's tried and failed. 

[The Buscher]

Sadly I can't remember any teacher before second grade.  If I used that I'd be Max Bassett.

I prefer the "determine your porn star name" version which was first pet's name plus first street you grew up on.  I could always win that one with Max Deepwood.

[Maxx]

Swimmy Pelligrino 

*Had to edit, thought it was current pet not first.

[MDK]

1 minute ago, Maxx said:

Falcor Pelligrino 

I think he played for the Baltimore Bawbags

[Meacon Keaton]

5 minutes ago, Buschoru Suzuki said:

Sadly I can't remember any teacher before second grade.  If I used that I'd be Max Bassett.

I prefer the "determine your porn star name" version which was first pet's name plus first street you grew up on.  I could always win that one with Max Deepwood.

Zeppelin Fitzgerald

[Lint]

Sage Crouthamel

 

Edit: Oh first pets name?  Then Taffey Crouthamel

[Schlitzbrille]

Fuck that, I"m going my own route.





HE STILL HATE ME

[Owen]

I'd be Dusty/Izzy Jones... which is just a porn star name.

[Maxx]

They should try to be the paid alternative to college football. 

[Meacon Keaton]

2 minutes ago, Maxx said:

They should try to be the paid alternative to college football. 

They’d get a few bad kids, but every kid worth his salt will know the path to the NFL is by college.

And most parents will want their kids to at least try to get an education out of it.

[Schlitzbrille]

1 minute ago, Meacon said:

They’d get a few bad kids, but every kid worth his salt will know the path to the NFL is by college.

And most parents will want their kids to at least try to get an education out of it.

Stop being logical and reasonable about it