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On 3/14/2018 at 13:39, Liam said:

I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself.

Surely admitting that is the first step to a sexual harassment claim?

This song is really only troubling when it's pointed at somebody. If you're performing it don't point at someone or tell someone in particular to listen to this song and if you're making mixtape for someone you're trying to woo then for the love of god leave it off.

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People who are "psychotically disturbed" are mentally/physically handicapped 

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One just came to mind recently, but it probably is only relevant to those of you in the UK. Isn't wog a racial slur over there? So the Stranglers singing "I feel like a wog" is probably pretty offensive.

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Miss Jones taught me English
But I think I just shot her son
Cause he owed me money
With a bullet in the chest you cannot run
Now he's bleeding in a vacant lot
The one in the summer where we used to smoke pot
I guess I didn't mean it but man you should've seen it
His flesh explode
Slow motion see me let go
We tend to die young
Slow motion see me let go
What a brother knows
Slow motion see me let go
Now the cops will get me
But girl if you would let me
I'll take your pants off
I got a little bit of blow we could both get off
Later bathing in the afterglow
Two lines of Coke I cut with Draino
An her nose starts to bleed
A most beautiful ruby red
Slow motion see me let go
We'll remember these days
Slow motion see me let go
Urban life decays
Slow motion see me let go
And at home
My sister's eating paint chips again
Maybe that's why she's insane
I shut the door to her moaning
And I shoot smack in my veins
Wouldn't you?
See my neighbor's beating his wife
Because he hates his life
There's an arc to his fist as he swings
Oh man, what a beautiful thing
And death slides close to me
Won't grow old to be
A junkie wine-o creep
Hollywood glamorized my wrath
I'm the young urban psychopath
I incite murder
For your entertainment
'Cause I needed the money
What's your excuse?
The jokes on you
Slow motion see me let go
Slow motion see me let go
Slow motion see me let go

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, Lint said:

Dire Straits "Money For Nothing"

 

 

In Canada the song is censored. Listened to the uncensored song last week and was mortified. 

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Oh yeah yeah
Her voice is echoed in my mind
I count the days 'til she is mine
I can't tell my friends 'cause they will laugh
I love a member of the staff
And I fight my way to the front of class
To get the best view of her ass
I drop a pencil on the floor
She bends down and shows me more

That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
You can call me crazy
But I know that she craves me
That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
Girlfriends I've had plenty
None like Miss Mackenzie
That's what I go to school for
That's what I go to school for

So she may be thirty-three
But that doesn't bother me
Her boyfriend's working out of town
I find a reason to go 'round
I climb a tree outside her home
To make sure that she's alone
I see her in her underwear
I can't help but stop and stare

That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
You can call me crazy
But I know that she craves me
That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
Girlfriends I've had plenty
None like Miss Mackenzie
That's what I go to school for
That's what I go to school for

Everyone that you teach all day
Knows you're looking at me in a different way
I guess that's why my marks are getting so high
I can see those telltale signs
Telling me that I was on you're mind
I could see that you wanted more when you told me
That I'm what you go to school for
I'm what you go to school for

She's packed her bag, it's in the trunk
Looks like she's picked herself a hunk
We drive past school to say goodbye
My friends they can't believe their eyes

That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
You can call me crazy
But I know that she craves me
That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
Girlfriends I've had plenty
None like Miss Mackenzie
That's what I go to school for
That's what I go to school for

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13 hours ago, RPS said:

In Canada the song is censored. Listened to the uncensored song last week and was mortified. 

Censored in America too.  I was listening to Leo from Frog Leap Studio on Youtube do a cover of it and he included that verse and  I was "Wait...what?" because I never heard it before

5 hours ago, GhostMachine said:

ACDC's "Big Balls" has too much innuendo (ie, the whole song) for it to be done today.

 

Big Balls is tamer then, like, 90% of Halestorm songs, including their singles

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I'm not sure most Halestorm songs are as overt as the lyrics in "Big Balls" but, yeah, just listen to songs like "Do Not Disturb" and it's hard to argue against the point.

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On the subject of Xmas songs, there's also Do They Know It's Christmas where they spend the whole song telling you Africa is dying, starving and miserable

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13 hours ago, Adam said:

I'm not sure most Halestorm songs are as overt as the lyrics in "Big Balls" but, yeah, just listen to songs like "Do Not Disturb" and it's hard to argue against the point.

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You don't know that I know,
You watch me every night
And I just can't resist the urge
To stand here in the light
You're greedy eyes upon me
And then I come undone
And I could close the curtains
But this too much fun

I get off on you
Getting off on me
I give you what you want
But nothing is for free
It's a give and take
Kinda life we make
When your line is crossed
I get off
I get off

So much left unspoken
Between the two of us
It's so much more exciting
To look when you can touch
You could say I am different
And maybe I'm a freak
But I know how to twist ya
To bring you to your knees

I get off on you
Getting off on me
I give you what you want
But nothing is for free
It's a give and take
Kinda life we make
When your line is crossed
I get off
I get off

But you…

 

Ok, so maybe I exaggerated with the 90% claim, but quite a few of Halestorm's singles are more explicit then Big Balls

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That song itself is an example of what I mean, it's not quite as overt. That song is a complete double-meaning as well, between sex and performing for a crowd of fans. There's nothing explicit in that song that couldn't be referring to something other than sex.

I was sort of agreeing with you anyway! I think Halestorm generally do it in a more sophisticated way than AC/DC or bands like them and KISS ever did anyway, personally. Their innuendo (or whatever you want to call it) is artistic, sexy even, compared to the wink-wink stuff of those old rock/metal bands. I'm struggling to think of a song outside of "Do Not Disturb" that's as forthright, perhaps elements of "Apocalyptic" and "I Miss the Misery" too.

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10 hours ago, metalman said:

On the subject of Xmas songs, there's also Do They Know It's Christmas where they spend the whole song telling you Africa is dying, starving and miserable

They should redo it but Do They Know its Christmas refers to a couple fucking in a church and it's coming from the aghast perspective of an old woman discovering them fucking. 

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I just remembered  that Michael Bublé recorded a weird version of Santa Baby

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Santa baby, slip a Rolex under the tree
For me
I've been an awful good guy
Santa buddy, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa buddy, a sixty five convertible too
Steel blue
I'll wait up for you, dude
Santa buddy, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the hotties that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my Christmas list
Santa pally, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot
I've been an sweetie all year
Santa buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa buddy, one thing that I really do need
The deed
To a platinum mine
Santa pally, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa buddy, fill my stocking with Canucks tix
For kicks
Through me on the first line
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Mercedes
I really do, believe in you
Now let's see if you believe in me
Santa poppy, forget to mention one little thing
Cha-ching
No I don't mean as a loan
Santa buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Oh hurry down the chimney tonight

 

Santa pally

 

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On 27/11/2019 at 08:20, metalman said:

Christmas or not, it’s  never okay to fuck in a church 

Why? 

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9 minutes ago, VerbalPuke said:

Maybe you shouldn't be hanging out inside of churches when people are trying to fuck.

I feel the same way about cemeteries! 

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11 minutes ago, RPS said:

I feel the same way about cemeteries! 

You're such a polite soul :wub:

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28 minutes ago, RPS said:

I feel the same way about cemeteries! 

I know,  those dead people should go be dead somewhere else 

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21 minutes ago, VerbalPuke said:

I know,  those dead people should go be dead somewhere else 

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This pleases the Dear Leader.

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