You scumbag, you maggot

[RPS]

10 hours ago, metalman said:

On the subject of Xmas songs, there's also Do They Know It's Christmas where they spend the whole song telling you Africa is dying, starving and miserable

They should redo it but Do They Know its Christmas refers to a couple fucking in a church and it's coming from the aghast perspective of an old woman discovering them fucking. 

[METALMAN]

Christmas or not, it’s  never okay to fuck in a church 

[Hobo]

I just remembered  that Michael Bublé recorded a weird version of Santa Baby

Quote

 

Santa baby, slip a Rolex under the tree
For me
I've been an awful good guy
Santa buddy, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa buddy, a sixty five convertible too
Steel blue
I'll wait up for you, dude
Santa buddy, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the hotties that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my Christmas list

Santa pally, I want a yacht and really that's not a lot
I've been an sweetie all year
Santa buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa buddy, one thing that I really do need
The deed
To a platinum mine
Santa pally, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa buddy, fill my stocking with Canucks tix
For kicks
Through me on the first line
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Mercedes
I really do, believe in you
Now let's see if you believe in me

Santa poppy, forget to mention one little thing
Cha-ching
No I don't mean as a loan
Santa buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Oh hurry down the chimney tonight

 

Santa pally

 

[RPS]

On 27/11/2019 at 08:20, metalman said:

Christmas or not, it’s  never okay to fuck in a church 

Why? 

[METALMAN]

I can’t appreciate the architecture if someone’s getting pumped 

[VerbalPuke]

Maybe you shouldn't be hanging out inside of churches when people are trying to fuck.

[RPS]

9 minutes ago, VerbalPuke said:

Maybe you shouldn't be hanging out inside of churches when people are trying to fuck.

I feel the same way about cemeteries! 

[Schlitzbrille]

11 minutes ago, RPS said:

I feel the same way about cemeteries! 

You're such a polite soul

[VerbalPuke]

28 minutes ago, RPS said:

I feel the same way about cemeteries! 

I know,  those dead people should go be dead somewhere else 

[Schlitzbrille]

21 minutes ago, VerbalPuke said:

I know,  those dead people should go be dead somewhere else 

This pleases the Dear Leader.

[=BK=]

On 11/24/2019 at 1:09 PM, Liam said:

Oh yeah yeah
Her voice is echoed in my mind
I count the days 'til she is mine
I can't tell my friends 'cause they will laugh
I love a member of the staff
And I fight my way to the front of class
To get the best view of her ass
I drop a pencil on the floor
She bends down and shows me more

That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
You can call me crazy
But I know that she craves me
That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
Girlfriends I've had plenty
None like Miss Mackenzie
That's what I go to school for
That's what I go to school for

So she may be thirty-three
But that doesn't bother me
Her boyfriend's working out of town
I find a reason to go 'round
I climb a tree outside her home
To make sure that she's alone
I see her in her underwear
I can't help but stop and stare

That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
You can call me crazy
But I know that she craves me
That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
Girlfriends I've had plenty
None like Miss Mackenzie
That's what I go to school for
That's what I go to school for

Everyone that you teach all day
Knows you're looking at me in a different way
I guess that's why my marks are getting so high
I can see those telltale signs
Telling me that I was on you're mind
I could see that you wanted more when you told me
That I'm what you go to school for
I'm what you go to school for

She's packed her bag, it's in the trunk
Looks like she's picked herself a hunk
We drive past school to say goodbye
My friends they can't believe their eyes

That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
You can call me crazy
But I know that she craves me
That's what I go to school for
Even though it is a real bore
Girlfriends I've had plenty
None like Miss Mackenzie
That's what I go to school for
That's what I go to school for

What is this? It reads like a Junior Sociopath took a swing at "Stacy's Mom".

[Liam]

15 hours ago, =BK= said:

What is this? It reads like a Junior Sociopath took a swing at "Stacy's Mom".

Busted 'What I Go To School For'.

[METALMAN]

I remember listening to that when I was 12 or whatever and thinking 33 was incredibly, disgustingly old.