Summer Transfer Window 2018

[Liam]

5 hours ago, Jerazil said:

@Liam

Seri to Fulham is a done deal. You've also signed Le Marchand from Nice as well.

So I saw. Ohhh la la. 

[DavidMarrio]

2 hours ago, PolaMDK said:

Relegation form by December and they have to bring in The Count of Monte Bisto to get them out of a scrap.

My favourite form of Everton

[Szumi]

We have agreed a fee for Shaqiri, and there are several reports that we're back in for Fekir, especially since Lyon are now supposedly in talks to buy Ziyech from Ajax.

[Lineker]

Borussia Monchengladbach have completed the signing of Nice striker Alassane Plea. The 25-year-old, who was linked with Newcastle, has signed a five-year-deal with the German club.

 

[Gazz]

 

[Adam]

It must be really difficult being a Man City fan if you dislike Oasis.

[Colly]

I was thinking the exact same thing. I want someone to openly say that they dislike lad rock and insist on being unveiled to Los Campesinos. 

Double jeopardy for Mahrez, he's just left Kasabian town. I suppose this is a slight upgrade. 

[Gazz]

I've always felt like Kasabian write songs specifically with football highlight packages in mind.

[Nerf]

DONE DEAL~!

[Szumi]

Can't be, he's not leaning.

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

Great signing for Liverpool that. Relatively low cost in the current market, incredibly talented, versatile position-wise, and you have to think playing with people like Salah and Mane will be more of a drive than playing with Afellay and Diouf.

[MDK]

11 hours ago, It's Pronounced Zoom-E said:

Can't be, he's not leaning.

The Powercube does not lean

[Lineker]

Daley Blind to Ajax. £18.5m.

[Hobo]

 

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

I mean, sure, I guess?

It's more exciting than Barkley and Drinkwater were but was another centre mid really our priority?

[stokeriño]

10 minutes ago, Jerazil said:

It's more exciting than Barkley and Drinkwater were but was another centre mid really our priority?

More so than the centrebacks that I've seen us linked with...

[Roster Depth Sicko No. 2]

I'll never understand our transfer policy.

Speaking of centrebacks are we keeping Zouma this year or is he being pawned off again?

[stokeriño]

No idea but I'd be astonished if he weren't now on the classic 'loan-loan-loan-sell' cycle.

[FLiam]

I hear that Barcelona are sniffing around Kante, so Jorginho would probably be a good signing, wouldn’t he?

[stokeriño]

I think Jorginho is a good signing but I can't be bothered to type out all my reasoning on my phone.

And Barca can fuck off because that's not happening