Premier League 2018/19

[Szumi]

We've been the better side this half, unlucky to be down, in my opinion. Hazard is just so good, and exploited Trent's lack of awareness there. We've created more chances, but that final ball - as has been the problem all season for Salah - is not yet there.

[DavidMarrio]

Just not getting the rub of the green here. Another time those chances would have went in. 

[Szumi]

Shaqiri has been absolutely woeful, my goodness

[DavidMarrio]

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL!!!!

[Gazz]

18 goals to go!

[FLiam]

Wow, that Sturridge goal gave me strange feelings. Outrageous goal.

[MDK]

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If you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards

 

[stokeriño]

Sturridge Watch!

Spoiler

Fuck him.

 

[Noah]

I'm a bit nervous about the potential result of the Crystal Palace vs Bournemouth game. We cant lose sight of the top 10, even at this early stage. 

[Gazz]

Cardiff vs Burnley.

I'm sick of Sky picking all the glamour ties so they get moved to Sunday.

[MDK]

9 minutes ago, Gazz said:

Cardiff vs Burnley.

I'm sick of Sky picking all the glamour ties so they get moved to Sunday.

I'll usually watch any old football but I am swerving this one.

[MDK]

 

[FLiam]

Some interesting Man United bits today:

Antonio Valencia sorry for liking Jose Mourinho sacking post.

Paul Pogba says he was told not to speak after Man United's draw with Valencia.

[FestiveJack]

Just sack Jose already. Jesus christ.

[DavidMarrio]

2 hours ago, MexicoJack said:

Just sack Jose already. Jesus christ.

Where's the fun in that? 

[Hobo]

Today is the tenth anniversary of Joe Kinnear's legendary first press conference as Newcastle manager, which featured the greatest opening statement of all time.

"Which one of you is @SimonBird_ ?"

"Me."

"You're a Sol Campbell."

"Thank you." pic.twitter.com/kojazDVjUb

— Carl Craigslist (@conroy_bumpus) October 2, 2018

[Gazz]

Joe never was a fan of the Inbetweeners.

[Colly]

Back from holiday, have Newcastle won any of the footballs yet? 

[stokeriño]

1 hour ago, Colly said:

Back from holiday, have Newcastle won any of the footballs yet? 

They have!

They won a football in the local school fete's tombola.

[Adam]

They're going to beat Man Utd tomorrow and get Jose the sack.