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Here we are roaring back for yet another season.  The A-League party continues on without end, so why not honor a famous football party boy?  Unlike Leinart, we never have to graduate, beer funnels for everyone, forever!   Last year Lowerdeck's Based Gods based godded the based god and won the based god and now everything is a based god until someone unseats him.  Srar finished second, so very close to an unprecedented 4th championship.  And damshow finished 3rd, which might be his best ever finish?  Good job damshow, build on it!

This year we shrunk the rosters a bit so that free agency isn't a barren wasteland after week one, and might actually be useful throughout the season!

You're drafting:

1 K
5 Bench

And we have one IR spot, pray you don't draft someone onto it.  As usual, compensatory picks will be doled out for training camp injuries.

And now, straight from Meacon, our draft order for the year:


Round 1

  1. Plubby - Todd Gurley II, RB, Rams
  2. Lowerdeck - Le'Veon Bell, RB, Steelers
  3. Maxx - Ezekiel Elliot, RB, Cowboys
  4. LL - David Johnson, RB, Cardinals
  5. RoHitman Reigns - Alvin Kamara RB, Saints
  6. Lineker - Saquon Barkley, RB, Giants
  7. livid - Antonio Brown, WR, Steelers
  8. dragsy - DeAndre Hopkins, WR, Texans
  9. damshow - Kareem Hunt, RB, Chiefs
  10. Srar - Odell Beckham Jr, WR, Giants
  11. DMN- Julio Jones, WR. Falcons
  12. Lint - Leonard Fournette, RB, Jaguars

Round 2

  1. Lint - Dalvin Cook, RB, Vikings
  2. DMN - Melvin Gordon, RB, Chargers
  3. Srar - Keenan Allen, WR,  Chargers
  4. damshow - Michael Thomas, WR, Saints
  5. dragsy - Christian McCaffery, RB, Panthers
  6. livid - Devonta Freeman, RB, Falcons
  7. Lineker - Rob Gronkowski, TE, Patriots
  8. RoHitman Reigns - Travis Kelce, TE, Chiefs
  9. LL - A.J. Green, WR, Bengals
  10. Maxx - Davante Adams, WR, Packers
  11. Lowerdeck - Mike Evans, WR, Buccaneers
  12. Plubby - Doug Baldwin, WR, Seahawks

Round 3

  1. Plubby -  Aaron Rodgers, QB, Packers
  2. Lowerdeck - Russell Wilson, QB, Seahawks
  3. Maxx - Joe Mixon, RB, Bengals
  4. LL - T. Y. Hilton, WR, Colts
  5. RoHitman Reigns - Jerick McKinnon, RB, 49ers
  6. Lineker - Jordan Howard, RB, Bears
  7. livid - Tyreek Hill, WR, Chiefs
  8. dragsy - Derrick Henry, RB, Titans
  9. damshow - Stefon Diggs, WR, Minnesota
  10. Srar - Jay Ajayi, RB, Eagles
  11. DMN - Tom Brady, QB, Patriots
  12. Lint - Adam Thielen, WR, Vikings

Round 4

  1. Lint - Carson Wentz, QB, Eagles
  2. DMN - Josh Gordon, WR, Browns
  3. Srar - Dion Lewis, RB, Titans
  4. damshow - Cam Newton, QB, Panthers
  5. dragsy - Greg Olsen, TE, Panthers
  6. livid - Jarvis Landry, WR, Browns
  7. Lineker - Amari Cooper, WR, Raiders
  8. RoHitman Reigns - Golden Tate, WR, Lions
  9. LL - Alshon Jeffery, WR, Eagles
  10. Maxx - Larry Fitzgerald, WR, Cardinals
  11. Lowerdeck - Zach Ertz, TE, Eagles
  12. Plubby - Demaryius Thomas, WR, Broncos

Round 5

  1. Plubby - Alex Collins, RB, Ravens
  2. Lowerdeck - Derrius Guice, RB, Washington
  3. Maxx - LeSean McCoy, RB, Bills
  4. LL - Lamar Miller, RB, Texans
  5. RoHitman Reigns - JuJu Smith-Schuster, WR, Steelers
  6. Lineker - Allen Robinson, WR, Bears
  7. livid - Mark Ingram, RB, Saints
  8. dragsy - Deshaun Watson, QB, Texans
  9. damshow - Kenyan Drake, RB, Dolphins
  10. Srar - Brandin Cooks, WR, Rams
  11. DMN - Marshawn Lynch, RB, Raiders
  12. Lint - Michael Crabtree, WR, Ravens

Round 6

  1. Lint - Delanie Walker, TE, Titans
  2. DMN - Sony Michel, HB, Patriots
  3. Srar - Jimmy Graham, TE, Packers
  4. damshow - Trey Burton, TE, Bears
  5. dragsy - Tarik Cohen, RB, Bears
  6. livid - Jimmy Garoppolo, QB, 49ers
  7. Lineker - Drew Brees, QB, Saints
  8. RoHitman Reigns - Matthew Stafford, QB, Lions
  9. LL - Kirk Cousins, QB, Vikings
  10. Maxx - Will Fuller, WR, Texans
  11. Lowerdeck - Chris Hogan, WR, Patriots
  12. Plubby - Marvin Jones Jr., WR, Lions

Round 7

  1. Plubby -  Kyle Rudolph, TE, Vikings
  2. Lowerdeck - Evan Engram, TE, Giants
  3. Maxx - David Njoku, TE, Browns
  4. LL - Jack Doyle, TE, Colts
  5. RoHitman Reigns - Cooper Kupp, WR, Rams
  6. Lineker - Corey Davis, WR, Titans
  7. livid - Duke Johnson Jr., RB, Browns
  8. dragsy - Marqise Lee, WR, Jaguars
  9. damshow - Rashaad Penny, RB, Seahawks
  10. Srar - Rex Burkhead, RB, Patriots
  11. DMN - Jordy Nelson, WR, Raiders
  12. Lint - Robert Woods, WR, Rams

Round 8

  1. Lint - Patrick Mahomes II, QB, Chiefs
  2. DMN - Jordan Reed, TE, Washington
  3. Srar - Julian Edelman, WR, Patriots
  4. damshow - Emmanuel Sanders, WR, Broncos
  5. dragsy - Marlon Mack, RB, Colts
  6. livid - Ronald Jones II, RB, Buccaneers
  7. Lineker - Sammy Watkins, WR, Chiefs
  8. RoHitman Reigns - Jacksonville Jaguars Defence
  9. LL - Jamaal Williams, RB, Packers
  10. Maxx - Andrew Luck, QB, Colts
  11. Lowerdeck - Royce Freeman, RB, Broncos
  12. Plubby - CJ Anderson, RB, Panthers

Round 9

  1. Plubby - Jamison Crowder, WR, Washington
  2. Lowerdeck - Pierre Garcon, WR, 49ers
  3. Maxx - Los Angeles Rams Defence
  4. LL - Philadelphia Eagles Defence
  5. RoHitman Reigns -  Nelson Agholor, WR, Eagles
  6. Lineker - Minnesota Vikings Defence
  7. livid - Marquise Goodwin, WR, 49ers
  8. dragsy - Robby Anderson, WR, Jets
  9. damshow - Randall Cobb, WR, Packers
  10. Srar - Philip Rivers, QB, Chargers
  11. DMN - Mike Williams, WR, Chargers
  12. Lint - Baltimore Ravens Defence

Round 10

  1. Lint - Sterling Shepard, WR, Giants
  2. DMN - Nick Chubb, RB, Browns
  3. Srar - Los Angeles Chargers Defence
  4. damshow - Charles Clay, TE, Bills
  5. dragsy - Calvin Ridley, WR, Falcons
  6. livid - George Kittle, TE, 49ers
  7. Lineker - Isaiah Crowell, RB, Jets
  8. RoHitman Reigns - Samaje Perine, RB, Washington
  9. LL - Carlos Hyde, RB, Browns
  10. Maxx - Ben Roethlisberger, QB, Steelers
  11. Lowerdeck - Tevin Coleman, RB, Falcons
  12. Plubby - Kerryon Johnson, RB, Lions

Round 11

  1. Plubby - O.J. Howard, TE, Buccaneers
  2. Lowerdeck - Houston Texans Defence
  3. Maxx - D.J. Moore, WR, Panthers
  4. LL - Jared Goff, QB, Rams
  5. RoHitman Reigns - Adrian Peterson, RB, Washington
  6. Lineker - Matt Breida, RB, 49ers
  7. livid - Devin Funchess, WR, Panthers
  8. dragsy - Matt Ryan, QB, Falcons
  9. damshow - DeVante Parker, WR, Dolphins
  10. Srar - Marcus Mariota, QB, Titans
  11. DMN - Denver Broncos Defence
  12.  Lint - Austin Seferian-Jenkins, TE, Jaguars

Round 12

  1. Lint - Jake Elliott, K, Eagles
  2. DMN - Greg Zuerlein, K, Rams
  3. Srar - Justin Tucker, K, Ravens
  4. damshow - Keelan Cole, WR, Jaguars
  5. dragsy - New England Patriots Defence
  6. livid - Eric Ebron, TE, Colts
  7. Lineker - James White, RB, Patriots
  8. RoHitman Reigns - Dallas Goedert, TE, Eagles
  9. LL - Tyler Eifert, TE, Bengals
  10. Maxx - Mike Gesicki , TE, Dolphins
  11. Lowerdeck - Chris Thompson, RB, Washington
  12. Plubby - Alex Smith, QB, Washington

Round 13

  1. Plubby - New Orleans Saints Defence
  2. Lowerdeck - Carolina Panthers Defence
  3. Maxx - Tennessee Titans Defence
  4. LL - Wil Lutz, K, Saints
  5. RoHitman Reigns - Dan Bailey, K, Cowboys
  6. Lineker - Ricky Seals-Jones, TE, Cardinals
  7. livid - Detroit Lions Defence
  8. dragsy - Cameron Meredith, WR, Saints
  9. damshow - Chicago Bears Defence
  10. Srar - Anthony Miller, WR, Bears
  11. DMN - Derek Carr, QB, Raiders
  12. Lint - Arizona Cardinals Defence

Round 14

  1. Lint - Chris Carson, RB, Seahawks
  2. DMN - Jared Cook, TE, Raiders
  3. Srar - Austin Hooper, TE, Falcons
  4. damshow - Stephen Gostkowski, K, Patriots
  5. dragsy - Dez Bryant, WR, free agent
  6. livid - Robbie Gould, K, 49ers
  7. Lineker - Ka'imi Fairbairn, K, Texans
  8. RoHitman Reigns - Cole Beasley, WR, Cowboys
  9. LL - Rishard Matthews, WR, Titans
  10. Maxx - Matt Bryant, K, Falcons
  11. Lowerdeck - Chris Boswell, K, Steelers
  12. Plubby - Harrison Butker, K, Chiefs


  1. LOWERDECK (for Derrius Guice, torn ACL) - Bilal Powell, RB, Jets
  2. DRAGSY (for Marqise Lee, knee) - Matt Prater, K, Lions

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Lint    11,329

I dunno who this LiceLint is..

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Plubby    3,173

It is indeed! Happy August to all, and welcome aboard


Todd Gurley, RB, LA Rams


@Lowerdeck  - who I always seem to tag in these :D 

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Meacon    22,680
53 minutes ago, Lint said:

I dunno who this LiceLint is..

Didn’t you have another name on here yesterday? I thought it was LiceLint... 🤔


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Plubby    3,173

I've drafted 12, 10, 10 and 11 before this year, quit yer bitchin :P

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Lint    11,329
2 hours ago, Meacxico said:

Didn’t you have another name on here yesterday? I thought it was LiceLint... 🤔


It was IceLint for the World Cup, but I changed it a few days ago

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Meacon    22,680
1 minute ago, Lint said:

It was IceLint for the World Cup, but I changed it a few days ago

Sorry. Well now you have a new option the next time you change your name. :lol: 

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LL.    6,369

We're off to a strong start!

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Maxx    17,425


Ezekiel Elliot, RB, Cowboys



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LL.    6,369


David Johnson, RB, Cardinals

@RoHitman Reigns

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Maxx    17,425

You knew it was coming

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livid    1,927

*almost trips over himself running to the podium*

Antonio Brown, WR, Steelers 

@Cactus Drags

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Lineker    35,131

I almost took him as well. But last year I would have been seriously fucked at RB if it wasn't for managing to claim Kamara off of waivers early doors.

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Maxx    17,425

Srar selects Odell Beckham Jr.


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DMN    3,424

Julio Jones, WR, Atlanta Falcons


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Lint    11,329

 Leonard Fournette, RB, Jaguars

Dalvin Cook, RB, Vikings


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DMN    3,424

Melvin Gordon, RB, Carson Chargers

@The Chiksrara Special

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      5. Lineker (Lineker's Losers) Julio Jones, WR, Falcons
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      5. DMN- Jordan Howard, RB, Bears
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      4. Maxx- Drew Brees, QB, Saints
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      6. LL- Dez Bryant, WR, Cowboys
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      4. Dan- Allen Robinson, WR, Jaguars
      5. DMN- Tyrell Pryor, WR, Redskins
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      8. Lineker- Julian Edelman, WR, Patriots
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      3. damshow- Ben Roethlisberger, QB, Steelers
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    • By Maxx
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      3. DYSI- Benjarvis Green-Ellis, RB, Cincinatti
      4. Maxx- Fred Jackson, RB, Buffalo
      5. Rocksta- Antonio Gates, TE, San Diego
      6. damshow- Jeremy Maclin, WR, Philadelphia
      7. TCO- Jermichael Finley, TE, Green Bay
      8. DMN- Jason Witten, TE, Dallas
      9. Berober- Fred Davis, TE, Washington
      10. HTTK- Matt Schaub, QB, Houston
      11. JStarr- Reggie Bush, RB, Miami
      12. Dragsy- Vincent Jackson, WR, Tampa Bay

      Round 6
      1. Dragsy- Tony Gonzalez, TE, Atlanta
      2. JStarr- Ben Tate, RB, Houston
      3. HTTK- Brandon Lloyd, WR, New England
      4. Berober- DeMaryius Thomas, WR, Denver
      5. DMN- Frank Gore, RB, San Francisco
      6. TCO- San Francisco Defense
      7. Damshow- Aaron Hernandez, TE, New England
      8. rocksta- Stevie Johnson, WR, Buffalo
      9. Maxx- Percy Harvin, WR, Minnesota
      10. DYSI- Antonio Brown, WR, Pittsburgh
      11. LL- Beanie Wells, RB, Arizona
      12. Mystikz- Dwayne Bowe, WR, Kansas City

      Round 7
      1. Mystikz- Jacob Tamme, TE, Denver
      2. LL- DeSean Jackson, WR, Philadelphia
      3. DYSI- Doug Martin, RB, Tampa Bay
      4. Maxx- Willis McGahee, RB, Denver
      5. Rocksta- Robert Griffin III, QB, Washington
      6. Damshow- Roy Helu, RB, Washington
      7. TCO- Shonn Greene, RB, New York Jets
      8. DMN- Robert Meachem, WR, San Diego
      9. Berober- Titus Young, WR, Detroit
      10. HTTK- Houston Texans Defense
      11. JStarr- Jay Cutler, QB, Chicago
      12. Dragsy- Donald Brown, RB, Indianapolis

      Round 8
      1. Dragsy- Lance Moore, WR, New Orleans
      2. JStarr- Denarius Moore, WR, Oakland
      3. HTTK- Anquan Boldin WR, Baltimore
      4. Berober- Chicago Bears Defense
      5. DMN- Pittsburgh Steelers Defense
      6. TCO- Malcolm Floyd, WR, San Diego
      7. Damshow- Baltimore Ravens Defense
      8. Rocksta- Philadelphia Eagels Defense
      9. Maxx- Peyton Hillis, RB, Kansas City
      10. DYSI- Owen Daniels, TE, Houston
      11. LL- New York Jets Defense
      12. Mystikz- Jonathan Stewart, RB, Carolina

      Round 9
      1. Mystikz- Kenny Britt, WR, Tennessee
      2. LL- Stevan Ridley, RB, New England
      3. DYSI- Carson Palmer, QB, Oakland
      4. Maxx- Isaac Redman, RB, Pittsburgh
      5. Rocksta- Andrew Luck, QB, Indianapolis
      6. Damshow- Josh Freeman, QB, Tampa Bay
      7. TCO- Randy Moss, WR, San Francisco
      8. DMN- Brent Celek, TE, Philidelphia
      9. Berober- Alex Smith, QB, San Francisco
      10. HTTK- CJ Spiller, RB, Buffalo
      11. Jstarr- LeGarrette Blount, RB, Tampa Bay
      12. Dragsy- DeAngelo Williams, RB, Carolina

      Round 10
      1. Dragsy- Andy Dalton, QB, Cincinnati
      2. JStarr- Torrey Smith, WR, Baltimore
      3. HTTK- Cedric Benson, RB, Green Bay
      4. Berober- Justin Blackmon, WR, Jacksonville
      5. DMN- Reggie Wayne, WR, Indianapolis
      6. TCO- Jake Locker, QB, Tennessee
      7. damshow- Kevin Smith, RB, Detroit
      8. Rocksta- Ben Rapethlisberger, QB, Pittsburgh
      9. Maxx- Jonathan Baldwin, WR, Kansas City
      10. DYSI- Jared Cook, TE, Tennessee
      11. LL- Joe Flacco, QB, Baltimore
      12. Mystikz- Mark Ingram, RB, New Orleans

      Round 11
      1. Mystikz- Ryan Fitzpatrick, QB, Buffalo
      2. LL- Kellen Winslow, TE, Seattle
      3. DYSI- Ryan Williams, HB, Arizona
      4. Maxx- Sam Bradford, QB, St. Louis
      5. Rocksta- LaMichael James, RB, San Francisco
      6. Damshow- Sidney Rice, WR, Seattle
      7. TCO- David Wilson, RB, New York Giants
      8. DMN- Toby Gerhart, RB, Minnesota
      9. Berober- Pierre Thomas, RB, New Orleans
      10. HTTK- Coby Fleener, TE, Indianapolis
      11. Jstarr- Dustin Keller, TE, New York Jets
      12. Dragsy- Darrius, Heyward-Bey, WR, Oakland

      Round 12
      1. Dragsy- Jermaine Gresham, TE, Cincinnati
      2. JStarr- Rashad Jennings, RB, Jacksonville
      3. HTTK- Pierre Garcon, WR, Washington
      4. Berober- Greg Olsen, TE, Carolina
      5. DMN- Matt Flynn, QB, Seattle
      6. TCO- Martellus Bennett, TE, New York Giants
      7. damshow- Danny Amendola, WR, St. Louis
      8. rocksta- Ed Dickson, TE, Baltimore
      9. Maxx- Kyle Rudolph, TE, Minneosta
      10. DYSI- Brandon LaFell, WR, Carolina
      11. LL- Michael Bush, RB, Chicago
      12. Mystikz- Scott Chandler, TE, Buffalo

      Round 13
      1. Mystikz- Seattle Seahawks Defense
      2. LL- Green Bay Packers Defense
      3. DYSI- Santonio Holmes, WR, New York Jets
      4. Maxx- Jacquizz Rodgers, RB, Atlanta
      5. Rocksta- Mohamed Sanu, WR, Cincinnati
      6. Damshow- Dwayne Allen, TE, Indianapolis
      7. TCO- Mason Crosby, K, Green Bay
      8. DMN- Jacoby Ford, WR, Oakland
      9. Berober- David Akers, K, San Francisco
      10. HTTK- Kendall Wright, WR, Tennessee
      11. JStarr- Randall Cobb, WR, Green Bay
      12. Dragsy- Atlanta Falcons Defense

      Round 14
      1. Dragsy- Stephen Gostkowski, K, New England
      2. JStarr- Buffalo Bills Defense
      3. HTTK- Tony Moeaki, TE, Kansas City
      4. Berober- Detroit Lions Defense
      5. DMN- Sebastian Janikowski, K, Oakland
      6. TCO- New Orleans Saints Defense
      7. Damshow- Jacksonville Jaguars Defense
      8. Rocksta- Arizona Cardinals Defense
      9. Maxx- Dallas Cowboys Defense
      10. DYSI- New York Giants Defense
      11. LL- Michael Crabtree, WR, San Francisco
      12. Mystikz- Doug Baldwin, WR, Seattle

      Round 15
      1. Mystikz- Matt Prater, K, Denver
      2. LL- Rob Bironis, K, Tennesee
      3. DYSI- Garrett Hartley, K, New Orleans
      4. Maxx- Dan Bailey, K, Dallas
      5. Rocksta- Alex Henery, K, Philadelphia
      6. Damshow- Nate Kaeding, K, San Diego
      7. TCO- Montario Hardesty, RB, Cleveland
      8. DMN- Oakland Raiders Defense
      9. Berober- Dan Carpenter, K, Miami
      10. HTTK- Shayne Graham K Texans
      11. JStarr- Matt Bryant, K, Atlanta
      12. Dragsy- Cincinnati Bengals Defense

      Roster Spots:

      1 QB
      1 RB
      1 WR
      1 TE
      3 RB/WR/TE

      1 K
      1 DEF
      6 Bench Spots


    • By Maxx
      It's the most wonderful time of the year!

      Welcome to Season 9 of the EWB Fantasy Football League. This year's leagues are named after bust running backs, as you can tell.

      Round 1
      1. Livid - Adrian Peterson, RB, Vikings
      2. DMN - Aaron Rodgers, QB, Packers
      3. Maxx - Drew Brees, QB, Saints
      4. Lowerdeck- Peyton Manning, QB, Broncos
      5. Rocksta- Cam Newton, QB, Panthers
      6. kbusch- Tom Brady, QB, Patriots
      7. LL- Eli Manning, QB, Giants
      8. Damshow- Calvin Johnson, WR, Lions
      9. Dragsy- Ray Rice, RB, Ravens
      10. Srar- Doug Martin, RB, Buccaneers
      11. Midget- Matt Ryan, QB, Falcons
      12. Plubby- Arian Foster, RB, Texans

      Round 2
      1. Plubby- AJ Green, WR, Bengals
      2. Midget- Marshawn Lynch, RB, Seahawks
      3. Srar- Jamaal Charles, RB, Chiefs
      4. Dragsy- Brandon Marshall, WR, Bears
      5. Damshow- Colin Kaepernick and Associated Swag, QB, 49ers
      6. LL- Dez Bryant, WR, Cowboys
      7. Kbusch- Trent Richardson, RB, Browns
      8. Rocksta- LeSean McCoy, RB, Eagles
      9. Lowerdeck- CJ Spiller, RB, Buffalo
      10. Maxx- Julio Jones, WR, Falcons
      11. DMN- Maurice Jones-Drew, RB, Jaguars
      12. Livid- Alfred Morris, RB, Racist Team Name

      Round 3
      1. Livid - Matt Forte, RB, Bears
      2. DMN - Darren McFadden, RB, Raiders
      3. Maxx - DeMaryius Thomas, WR, Broncos
      4. Lowerdeck- Steven Jackson, RB, Falcons
      5. Rocksta- Jimmy Graham, TE, Saints
      6. kbusch- Victor Cruz, WR, Giants
      7. LL- Frank Gore, RB, 49ers
      8. Damshow- Chris Johnson, RB, Titans
      9. Dragsy- Darren Sproles, RB, Saints
      10. Srar- Andre Johnson, WR, Texans
      11. Midget- Vincent Jackson, WR, Buccaneers
      12. Plubby- Vernon Davis, TE, 49ers

      Round 4

      1. Plubby- Stevan Ridley, RB, Patriots
      2. Midget- Eric Decker, WR, Broncos
      3. Srar- Randall Cobb, WR, Packers
      4. Dragsy- Marques Colston, WR, Falcons
      5. Damshow- Larry Fitzgerald, WR, Cardinals
      6. LL- Wes Welker, WR, Broncos
      7. Kbusch- Jason Witten, TE, Cowboys
      8. Rocksta- Reggie Bush, RB, Lions
      9. Lowerdeck- Roddy White, WR, Falcons
      10. Maxx- DeMarco Murray, RB, Cowboys
      11. DMN- Greg Jennings, WR, Vikings
      12. Livid- Reggie Wayne, WR, Colts

      Round 5

      1. Livid- Danny Amendola, WR, Patriots
      2. DMN- Torrey Smith, WR, Ravens
      3. Maxx- Montee Ball, RB, Broncos
      4. Lowerdeck- Lamar Miller, RB, Dolphins
      5. Rocksta- Rob Gronkowski, TE, Patriots
      6. Kbusch- Steve Smith, WR, Panthers
      7. LL- Kyle Rudolph, TE, Vikings
      8. Damshow- Tony Gonzalez, TE, Falcons
      9. Dragsy- Antonio Gates, TE, Chargers
      10. Srar- Dwayne Bowe, WR, Chiefs
      11. Midget- Heath Miller, TE, Steelers
      12. Plubby- Andrew Luck, QB, Colts

      Round 6

      1. Plubby- Pierre Garcon, WR, Racist Team Name
      2. Midget- Chris Ivory, RB, Jets
      3. Srar- Robert Griffin III, QB, Racist Team Name
      4. Dragsy- Ben Rapelisberger, QB, Steelers
      5. Damshow- Ahmad Bradshaw, RB, Colts
      6. LL- Cecil Shorts, WR, Jaguars
      7. Kbusch- Mike Wallace, WR, Dolphins
      8. Rocksta- Hakeem Nicks, WR, Giants
      9. Lowerdeck- Le'veon Bell, RB, Steelers
      10. Maxx- James Jones, WR, Packers
      11. DMN- Greg Olsen, TE, Panthers
      12. Livid- Matthew Stafford, QB, Lions

      Round 7

      1. Livid- Brandon Myers, TE, Giants
      2. DMN- Seattle Seahawks Defense
      3. Maxx- Shane Vereen, RB, Patriots
      4. Lowerdeck- Antonio Brown, WR, Steelers
      5. Rocksta- DeSean Jackson, WR, Eagles
      6. Kbusch- David Wilson, RB, Giants
      7. LL- BenJarvus Green-Ellis, RB, Bengals
      8. Damshow- Stevie Johnson, WR, Buffalo
      9. Dragsy- Chicago Bears Defense
      10. Srar- Ryan Matthews, RB, Chargers
      11. Midget- Anquan Boldin, WR, 49ers
      12. Plubby- Tavon Austin, WR, Rams

      Round 8

      1. Plubby- Denver Broncos Defense
      2. Midget- New England Patriots Defense
      3. Srar- T.Y. Hilton, WR, Colts
      4. Dragsy- Rashard Mendenhall, RB, Cardinals
      5. Damshow- Tony Romo, QB, Cowboys
      6. LL- Sidney Rice, WR, Seahawks
      7. Kbusch- San Francisco 49ers Defense
      8. Rocksta- Houston Texans Defense
      9. Lowerdeck- Owen Daniels, TE, Texans
      10. Maxx- Eddie Lacy, RB, Packers
      11. DMN- DeAngelo Williams, RB, Panthers
      12. Livid- Daryl Richardson, RB, Rams

      Round 9

      1. Livid- Jordy Nelson, WR, Packers
      2. DMN- Denarius Moore, WR, Raiders
      3. Maxx- Kenny Britt, WR, Titans
      4. Lowerdeck- Russell Wilson, QB, Seahawks
      5. Rocksta- Mike Williams, WR, Buccaneers
      6. Kbusch- Miles Austin, WR, Cowboys
      7. LL- Pittsburgh Steelers Defense
      8. Damshow- Mark Ingram, RB, Saints
      9. Dragsy- Emmanuel Sanders, WR, Steelers
      10. Srar- Vick Ballard, RB, Colts
      11. Midget- Andre Brown, RB, Giants
      12. Plubby- Giovani Bernard, RB, Bengals

      Round 10

      1. Plubby- DeAndre Hopkins, WR, Texans
      2. Midget- Lance Moore, WR, Saints
      3. Srar- Chris Givens, WR, Rams
      4. Dragsy- St. Louis Rams Defense
      5. Damshow- Golden Tate, WR, Seahawks
      6. LL- Ryan Williams, RB, Cardinals
      7. Kbusch- Percy Harvin, WR, Seahawks
      8. Rocksta- Jonathan Franklin, RB, Packers
      9. Lowerdeck- Cincinatti Bengals Defense
      10. Maxx- Green Bay Packers Defense
      11. DMN- Jared Cook, TE, Rams
      12. Livid- Ryan Broyles, WR, Lions

      Round 11

      1. Livid- Ronnie Hillman, RB, Broncos
      2. DMN- Joe Flacco, QB, Ravens
      3. Maxx- Zach Sudfeld, TE, Patriots
      4. Lowerdeck- Vincent Brown, WR, Chargers
      5. Rocksta- Pierre Thomas, RB, Saints
      6. Kbusch- Jacquizz "on your face" Rodgers, RB, Falcons
      7. LL- Kendall Wright, WR, Titans
      8. Damshow- Dustin Keller, TE, Dolphins
      9. Dragsy- Andy Dalton, QB, Bengals
      10. Srar- Isiah Pead, RB, Rams
      11. Midget- Bryce Brown, RB, Eagles
      12. Plubby- Michael Vick, QB, Eagles

      Round 12

      1. Plubby- Brent Celek, TE, Eagles
      2. Midget- Sam Bradford, QB, Rams
      3. Srar- Martellus Bennett, TE, Bears
      4. Dragsy- Jordan Cameron, TE, Browns
      5. Damshow- Arizona Cardinals Defense
      6. LL- Jermaine Gresham, TE, Bengals
      7. Kbusch- Danny Woodhead, RB, Chargers
      8. Rocksta- Matt Schaub, QB, Texans
      9. Lowerdeck- Baltimore Ravens Defense
      10. Maxx- Josh Gordon, WR, Browns
      11. DMN- Mikel Leshoure, RB, Lions
      12. Livid- Michael Floyd, WR, Cardinals

      Round 13

      1. Livid- Josh Freeman, QB, Buccaneers
      2. DMN- Fred Jackson, RB, Bills
      3. Maxx- Rob Housler, TE, Cardinals
      4. Lowerdeck- Jermichael Finley, TE, Packers
      5. Rocksta- Alshon Jeffrey, WR, Bears
      6. Kbusch- Jake Locker, QB, Titans
      7. LL- Phillip Rivers, QB, Chargers
      8. Damshow- Aaron Dobson, WR, Patriots
      9. Dragsy- Ruben Randle, WR, Giants
      10. Srar- EJ Manuel, QB, Bills
      11. Midget- Brandon Pettigrew, TE, Lions
      12. Plubby- LaMichael James, RB, 49ers

      Round 14

      1. Plubby- Stephen Gostkowski, K, Patriots
      2. Midget- Miami Dolphins Defense
      3. Srar- Minnesota Vikings Defense
      4. Dragsy- Michael Bush, RB, Bears
      5. Damshow- Darrius Heyward-Bey, WR, Colts
      6. LL- Blair Walsh, K, Vikings
      7. Kbusch- Matt Bryant, K, Falcons
      8. Rocksta- New York Giants Defense
      9. Lowerdeck- Kenbrell Thompkins, WR, Patriots
      10. Maxx- Jay Cutler, QB, Bears
      11. DMN- Justin Blackmon, WR, Jaguars
      12. Livid- Cleveland Browns Defense

      Round 15

      1. Livid- Greg Zuerlein, K, Rams
      2. DMN- Sebastian Janikowski, K, Raiders
      3. Maxx- Dan Bailey, K, Cowboys
      4. Lowerdeck- Phil Dawson, K, 49ers
      5. Rocksta- Matt Prater, K, Broncos
      6. Kbusch- Cordarrelle Paterson, WR, Vikings
      7. LL- Brian Hartline, WR, Dolphins
      8. Damshow- Justin Tucker, K, Ravens
      9. Dragsy- Robbie Gould, K, Bears
      10. Srar- Randy Bullock K Texans
      11. Midget- Steven Hauschka, K, Seahawks
      12. Plubby- Kellen Moore, QB, Lions
    • By Maxx
      Ten years in the making! EWB's premier fantasy football league is back for season 10! It contains 7 fine, experienced individuals, and also DYSI. We said a sad farewell to former league memebers Dragsy and Dan, who are off to help establish the International League as more prestigious than the one Headcheese is running. It sounds like they're already doing fine work.

      You're roster will consist of the following: (REMINDER: We're starting 2 QBs this year)

      Round 1
      1. Midget - Peyton Manning, QB, Broncos
      2. LL- Adrian Peterson, RB, Vikings
      3. Srar- Jamaal Charles, RB, Chiefs
      4. DYSI- Drew Brees, QB, Saints
      5. Maxx- Aaron Rodgers, QB, Packers
      6. Lowerdeck- LeSean McCoy, RB, Eagles
      7. Damshow- Calvin Johnson, WR, Lions
      8. DMN- Matt Stafford, QB, Lions

      Round 2
      1. DMN- Nick Foles, QB, Eagles
      2. Damshow- Tom Brady, QB, Patriots
      3. Lowerdeck- Cam Newton, QB, Panthers
      4, Maxx- Andrew Luck, QB, Colts
      5. DYSI- Jimmy Graham, TE, Saints
      6. Srar- Matt Forte, RB, Bears
      7. LL- Tony Romo, QB, Cowboys
      8. Midget- Russell Wilson, QB, Seahawks

      Round 3
      1. Midget - Eddie Lacy, RB, Packers
      2. LL- Colin Kaepernick, QB, 49ers
      3. Srar- Dez Bryant, WR, Cowboys
      4. DYSI- Doug Martin, RB, Bucs
      5. Maxx- DeMaryius Thomas, WR, Broncos
      6. Lowerdeck- Matt Ryan, QB, Falcons
      7. Damshow- Marshawn Lynch, RB, Seahawks
      8. DMN- Brandon Marshall, WR, Bears

      Round 4
      1. DMN- Rob Gronkowski, TE, Pats
      2. Damshow- AJ Green, WR, Bengals
      3. Lowerdeck- Giovanni Bernard, RB, Bengals
      4, Maxx- Julio Jones, WR, Falcons
      5. DYSI- Jay Cutler, QB, Bears
      6. Srar- Alshon Jeffrey, WR, Bears
      7. LL- Jordy Nelson, WR, Packers
      8. Midget- Wes Welker, WR, Broncos

      Round 5
      1. Midget - Vernon Davis, TE, 49ers
      2. LL- Larry Fitzgerald, WR, Cardinals
      3. Srar- Julius Thomas, TE, Broncos
      4. DYSI- Victor Cruz, WR, Giants
      5. Maxx- Antonio Brown, WR, Steelers
      6. Lowerdeck- Montee Ball, RB, Broncos
      7. Damshow- Robert Griffin III, QB, Native American Slurs
      8. DMN- Reggie Bush, RB, Lions

      Round 6
      1. DMN- Andre Johnson, WR, Texans
      2. Damshow- Zac Stacy, RB, Rams
      3. Lowerdeck- Vincent Jackson, WR, Bucs
      4, Maxx- Arian Foster, RB, Texans
      5. DYSI- Josh McCown, QB, ???
      6. Srar- Phillip Rivers, QB, Chargers
      7. LL- DeMarco Murray, RB, Cowboys
      8. Midget- Roddy White, WR, Falcons

      Round 7
      1. Midget - Alfred Morris, RB, Redskins
      2. LL- Cordarrelle Patterson, WR, Vikings
      3. Srar- Andre Ellington, RB, Cardinals
      4. DYSI- DeSean Jackson, WR, Redskins
      5. Maxx- Le'Veon Bell, RB, Steelers
      6. Lowerdeck- Keenan Allen, WR, Chargers
      7. Damshow- Greg Olsen, TE, Panthers
      8. DMN- Ryan Matthews, RB, Chargers

      Round 8
      1. DMN- Jason Witten, TE, Cowboys
      2. Damshow- Percy Harvin, WR, Seahawks
      3. Lowerdeck- Toby Gerhart, RB, Jaguars
      4, Maxx- Randall Cobb, WR, Packers
      5. DYSI- Torrey Smith, WR, Ravens
      6. Srar- Pierre Garcon, WR, Redskins
      7. LL- Dennis Pitta, TE, Ravens
      8. Midget- CJ Spiller, RB, Buffalo

      Round 9
      1. Midget - Rashad Jennings, RB, Giants
      2. LL- T.Y. Hilton, WR, Colts
      3. Srar- Andy Dalton, QB, Bengals
      4. DYSI- Kyle Rudolph, TE, Vikings
      5. Maxx- Jordan Cameron, TE, Browns
      6. Lowerdeck- Bishop Stankey, RB, Titans
      7. Damshow- Michael Crabtree, WR, 49ers
      8. DMN- Ray Rice, RB, Ravens

      Round 10
      1. DMN- Seahawks Defense
      2. Damshow- Frank Gore, RB, 49ers
      3. Lowerdeck- Jordan Reed, TE, Redskins
      4, Maxx- Lamar Miller, RB, Dolphins
      5. DYSI- Emmanuel Sanders, WR, Broncos
      6. Srar- Julian Edelman, WR, Patriots
      7. LL- Charles Clay, TE, Dolphins
      8. Midget- Michael Floyd, WR, Cardinals

      Round 11
      1. Midget - Eric Decker, WR, Jets
      2. LL- San Francisco 49ers Defense
      3. Srar- Ben Tate, RB, Browns
      4. DYSI- Terrence Williams, WR, Cowboys
      5. Maxx- Ben Roethlisberger, QB, Steelers
      6. Lowerdeck- Jeremy Maclin, WR, Eagles
      7. Damshow- Zach Ertz, TE, Eagles
      8. DMN- Marques Colston, WR, Saints

      Round 12
      1. DMN- Carson Palmer, QB, Cardinals
      2. Damshow- Joe Flacco, QB, Ravens
      3. Lowerdeck- St. Louis Rams Defense
      4, Maxx- Shane Vereen, RB, Patriots
      5. DYSI- Joique Bell, RB, Lions
      6. Srar- Chris Johnson, RB, Jets
      7. LL- Justin Hunter, WR, TItans
      8. Midget- Antonio Gates, TE, Chargers

      Round 13
      1. Midget - Carolina Panthers Defense
      2. LL- Mark Ingram, RB, Saints
      3. Srar- Arizona Cardinals Defense
      4. DYSI- Cincinnati Bengals Defense
      5. Maxx- Trent Richardson, RB, Colts
      6. Lowerdeck- Kansas City Chiefs Defense
      7. Damshow- Chicago Bears Defense
      8. DMN- Mike Wallace, WR, Dolphins

      Round 14
      1. DMN- Darren McFadden, RB, Raiders' IR
      2. Damshow- Sammy Watkins, WR, Bills
      3. Lowerdeck- Kendall Wright, WR, Titans
      4, Maxx- Denver Broncos Defense
      5. DYSI- Golden Tate, WR, Lions
      6. Srar- Martellus Bennett, TE, Bears
      7. LL- Kelvin Benjamin, WR, Panthers
      8. Midget- Maurice Jones-Drew, RB, Raiders

      Round 15
      1. Midget - Reggie Wayne, WR, Colts
      2. LL- Jared Cook, TE, Rams
      3. Srar- New England Patriots Defense
      4. DYSI- Brandin Cooks, WR, Saints
      5. Maxx- Houston Texans Defense
      6. Lowerdeck- LaDarius Green, Chargers
      7. Damshow- Indianapolis Colts Defense
      8. DMN- Tavon Austin, WR, Rams

      Round 16
      1. DMN- New York Jets Defense
      2. Damshow- DeAndre Hopkins, WR, Texans
      3. Lowerdeck- Ryan Tannehill, QB, Dolphins
      4, Maxx- Josh Gordon, WR, Browns
      5. DYSI- Stevan Ridley, RB, Patriots
      6. Srar- Johnny Football, QB, Browns
      7. LL- Cecil Shorts, WR, Jaguars
      8. Midget- Mike Evans, WR, Buccaneers

      Round 17
      1. Midget - Stephen Gostkowski, K, Patriots
      2. LL- Justin Tucker. K, Ravens
      3. Srar- Matt Prater, K, Broncos
      4. DYSI- Greg Zuerlien, K, Rams
      5. Maxx- Delanie Walker, TE, Titants
      6. Lowerdeck- Reuben Randle, WR, Giants
      7. Damshow- Brian Hartline, WR, Dolphins
      8. DMN- Mercedes Lewis, TE, Jaguars

      Round 18
      1. DMN- Sebastian Janikowski, K, Raiders
      2. Damshow- Blair Walsh, K, Vikings
      3. Lowerdeck- Steven Hauschka, K, Seahawks
      4, Maxx- Dan Bailey, K, Cowboys
      5. DYSI- Andre Williams, RB, Giants
      6. Srar- Miles Austin, WR, Browns
      7. LL- Sam Bradford, QB, Rams
      8. Midget- Anquan Boldin, WR, 49ers
    • By Maxx

      Our namesake for this year is fantastic flame-out Charles Rogers.  You guys remember the games he did play before we learned his collar bones were made of glass?  He was pretty awesome, but it couldn't save him from becoming another Matt Millen bust.   Anyways, here we go again.  Our grand experiment in three leagues has come to an end (GREAT WORK HEADCHEESE) and we've brought Dragsy back into the fold, along with Livid and Dan.  Plubby has also smack talked his way into the league, and will now have to face the music.

      Since we're doing 12 teams this league, rosters requirements had to be tweaked and we ditched the beloved two quarterback setup.  So now you'll be drafting to fill these spots:

      1 QB
      1 RB
      1 WR
      1 TE
      3 RB/WR/TE
      1 K
      1 DEF
      7 Bench

      That means we've got 16 rounds of fun ahead of us!

      You all know the rules of the draft, if you are going to miss time, PM me picks.  Dan, Plubby and Dragsy, since you're all several hours behind, stay on top of this, if it looks like you'll be up withing three picks and you have to go bed or work or whatever, send a long a list.  We'll do 24ish hour deadline for the first few rounds, then shorten it to 12 later on.   Draft results will be on this page, simply CTRL+F to search for names of who is taken to double check, if you're on PC.  If you're doing it on mobile, we'll all just laugh at you when you pick someone already selected.

      Anyways, time for the draft order, I was unable to get Colt Cabana to do pull the order, so no video.

      1. DYSI
      2, Damshow
      3. LL
      4. Maxx
      5. Dragsy
      6. Livid
      7. Midget
      8. Dan
      9. Srar
      10. Plubby
      11. DMN
      12. Lowerdeck

      Please try to @ tag the next person to pick.  Draft starts now, good luck ya little jerks.

      Compensation Draft 
      1. Plubby- Arian Foster's Groin Injury
      2. Dragsy- Kelvin Benjamin's Torn ACL
      3. LL- Jordy Nelson's Torn ACL

      Round 1
      1. DYSI - Andrew Luck, QB, Colts
      2. Damshow - Jamal Charles, RB, Chiefs
      3. LL - Eddie Lacy, RB, Packers
      4. Maxx - Aaron Rodgers, QB, Packers
      5. Dragsy- Marshawn Lynch, RB, Seahawks
      6. Livid- Le'Veon Bell, RB, Steelers
      7. Midget - DeMarco Murray, RB, TRAITOR Eagles
      8. Dan- Adrian Peterson, RB, Vikings
      9. Srar- Antonio Brown, WR, Steelers
      10. Plubby- Arian Foster, RB, Texans
      11. DMN - Peyton Manning, QB, Broncos
      12. Lowerdeck- GRONK SMASH, TE, Patriots

      Round 2
      1. Lowerdeck- CJ Anderson, RB, Broncos
      2. DMN- Dez Bryant, WR, Cowboys
      3. Plubby- Matt Forte, RB, Bears
      4. Srar- Odell Beckham Jr., Giants
      5. Dan- Jeremy Hill, RB, Bengals
      6. Midget- Drew Brees, QB, Saints
      7. Livid- DeMaryius Thomas, WR, Bronocs
      8. Dragsy- Calvin Johnson, WR, Lions
      9. Maxx- LeSean McCoy, RB, Bills
      10. LL- Jordy Nelson, WR, Packers
      11. Damshow- Julio Jones, WR, Falcons
      12. DYSI- Ben Roethlisberger, QB, Steelers

      Round 3
      1. DYSI- Alshon Jeffrey, WR, Bears
      2. Damshow- AJ Green, WR, Bengals
      3. LL- Russell Wilson, QB, Seahawks
      4. Maxx- Randall Cobb, WR, Packers
      5. Dragsy- Kelvin Benjamin, WR, Panthers
      6. Livid- Justin Forsett, RB, Ravens
      7. Midget- Mike Evans, WR, Buccaneers 
      8. Dan- Julius Thomas, TE, Jaguars
      9. Srar- Melvin Gordon, RB, Chargers
      10. Plubby- TY Hilton, WR, Colts
      11. DMN- Alfred Morris, RB, Redskins
      12. Lowerdeck- Matt Ryan, QB, Falcons

      Round 4
      1. Lowerdeck- DeAndre Hopkins, WR, Texans
      2. DMN- Mark Ingram, RB, Saints
      3. Plubby- Frank Gore, RB, Colts
      4. Srar- Jimmy Graham, TE, Seahawks
      5. Dan- Matt Stafford, QB, Lions
      6. Midget- Lamar Miller, RB, Dolphins
      7. Livid- Andre Ellington, RB, Cardinals
      8. Dragsy- Cameron Newton, QB, Panthers
      9. Maxx- Emmanuel Sanders, WR, Broncos
      10. LL- Jordan Matthews, WR, Eagles
      11. Damshow- Tony Romo, QB, Cowboys
      12. DYSI- Doug Martin, RB, Buccaneers

      Round 5
      1. DYSI- Brandin Cooks, WR, Saints
      2. Damshow- Julian Edelman, WR, Patriots
      3. LL- Greg Olsen, TE, Panthers
      4. Maxx- Andre Johnson, WR, Colts
      5. Dragsy- Carlos Hyde, RB, 49ers
      6. Livid- Golden Tate, WR, Lions
      7. Midget- Mike Wallace, WR, Vikings
      8. Dan- Amari Cooper, WR, Raiders
      9. Srar- Todd Gurley, RB, Rams
      10. Plubby- Keenan Allen, WR, Chargers
      11. DMN- Brandon Marshall, WR, Jets
      12. Lowerdeck- Latavius Murray, RB, Raiders

      Round 6
      1. Lowerdeck- Sammy Watkins, WR, Bills
      2. DMN- Travis Kelce, TE, Chiefs
      3. Plubby- Jason Witten, TE, Cowboys
      4. Srar- Eli Manning, QB, Giants
      5. Dan- TJ Yeldon, RB, Jaguars
      6. Midget- Jonathan Stewart, RB, Panthers
      7. Livid- Ryan Tannehill, QB, Dolphins
      8. Dragsy- Martellus Bennet, TE, Bears
      9. Maxx- Joseph Randle, RB, Cowboys
      10. LL- Martavis Bryant, WR, Steelers
      11. Damshow- C.J. Spiller, RB, Saints
      12. DYSI- Roddy White, WR, Falcons

      Round 7
      1. DYSI- Victor Cruz, WR, Giants
      2. Damshow- Zach Ertz, TE, Eagles
      3. LL- Joique Bell, RB, Lions
      4. Maxx- Tom Brady, QB, Patriots
      5. Dragsy- Vincent Jackson, WR, Buccaneers
      6. Livid- Jarvis Landry, WR, Dolphins
      7. Midget- Chris Ivory, RB, Jets
      8. Dan- Allen Robinson, WR, Jaguars
      9. Srar- Jeremy Maclin, WR, Chiefs
      10. Plubby- DeSean Jackson, WR, Redskins
      11. DMN- LaGarrett Blount, RB, Patriots
      12. Lowerdeck- Ameer Abdullah, RB, Lions

      Round 8
      1. Lowerdeck- Brandon LaFell, WR, Patriots
      2. DMN- Anquan Boldin, WR, 49ers
      3. Plubby- Phillip Rivers, QB, Chargers
      4. Srar- DaVante Adams, WR, Packers
      5. Dan- Jordan Cameron, TE, Dolphins
      6. Midget- Rashad Jennings, RB, Giants
      7. Livid- Giovani Bernard, RB, Bengals
      8. Dragsy- Seattle Seahaws Defense
      9. Maxx- Isaiah Crowell, RB, Browns
      10. LL- Dwayne Allen, TE, Colts
      11. Damshow- Larry Fitzgerald, WR, Cardinals
      12. DYSI- Bishop Sankey, RB, Titans

      Round 9
      1. DYSI- Austin Safarian-Jenkins, TE, Buccaneers
      2. Damshow- Shane Vereen, Giants
      3. LL- Houston Texans Defense
      4. Maxx- Buffalo Bills Defense
      5. Dragsy- Alfred Blue, RB, Texans
      6. Livid- DeAngelo Williams, RB, Steelers
      7. Midget- Steve Smith, WR, Ravens
      8. Dan- Tre Mason, RB, Rams
      9. Srar- Delanie Walker, TE, Titans
      10. Plubby- Marques Colston, WR, Saints
      11. DMN- Teddy Bridgewater, QB, Vikings
      12. Lowerdeck- Nelson Agholor, WR, Eagles

      Round 10
      1. Lowerdeck- Sam Bradford, QB, Eagles
      2. DMN- Tyler Eifert, TE, Bengals
      3. Plubby- Devonta Freeman, RB, Falcons
      4. Srar- Ryan Matthews, RB, Eagles
      5. Dan- Dan...Dan...Dan...Dan...Dan..Dandan..De...Dan Herron, RB, Colts
      6. Midget- John Brown, WR, Cardinals
      7. Livid- Torrey Smith, WR, 49ers
      8. Dragsy- Carson Palmer, QB, Cardinals
      9. Maxx- Charles Johnson, WR, Vikings
      10. LL- Markus Wheaton, WR, Steelers
      11. Damshow- Cody Latimer, WR, Broncos
      12. DYSI- Owen Daniels, TE, Bronocs

      Round 11
      1. DYSI- St. Louis Rams Defense
      2. Damshow- New York Jets Defense
      3. LL- Andy Dalton, QB, Bengals
      4. Maxx- Kyle Rudolph, TE, Vikings
      5. Dragsy- Vernon Davis, TE, 49ers
      6. Livid- Charles Clay, TE, Bills
      7. Midget- Tevin Coleman, RB, Falcons
      8. Dan- Mohammed Sanu, WR, Bengals
      9. Srar- Smokin' Jay Cutler, QB, Bears
      10. Plubby- Reggie Bush. RB, 49ers
      11. DMN- Carolina Panthers Defense
      12. Lowerdeck- Eddie Royal, WR, Bears
      Round 12
      1. Lowerdeck- Arizona Cardinals Defense
      2. DMN- Stephen Gostkowski, K, Patriots
      3. Plubby- Denver Broncos Defense
      4. Srar- New England Patriots Defense
      5. Dan- Jacksonville Jaguars Defense
      6. Midget- Heath Miller, TE, Steelers
      7. Livid- Josh Hill, TE, Saints
      8. Dragsy- Michael Floyd, WR, Cardinals
      9. Maxx- Eric Decker, WR, Jets
      10. LL- Cole Beasley, WR, Cowboys
      11. Damshow- Pierre Garcon, WR, Redskins
      12. DYSI- Tavaris Cadet, RB, Patriots

      Round 13
      1. DYSI- Danny Woodhead, RB, Chargers
      2. Damshow- Eric Ebron, TE, Lions
      3. LL- Devin Funchess, WR, Panthers
      4. Maxx- David Cobb, RB, Titans
      5. Dragsy- Darren McFadden, RB, Cowboys
      6. Livid- Kenny Stills, WR, Dolphins
      7. Midget- Philadelphia Eagles Defense
      8. Dan- Adam Vinatieri, K, Colts
      9. Srar- Percy Harvin, WR, Bills
      10. Plubby- Jordan Reed, TE, Redskins
      11. DMN- Michael Crabtree, WR, Raiders
      12. Lowerdeck- Miami Dolphins Defense
      Round 14
      1. Lowerdeck- Breshad Perriman, WR, Ravens
      2. DMN- Roy Helu, RB, Raiders
      3. Plubby- Joe "Elite QB" Flacco, QB, Ravens
      4. Srar- Knile Davis, RB, Chiefs
      5. Dan- Corey Brown, WR, Panthers
      6. Midget- Ladarius Green, TE, Chargers
      7. Livid- James White, RB, Patriots
      8. Dragsy- Connor Barth, K, Buccaneers
      9. Maxx- Coby Fleener, TE, Colts
      10. LL- Dwayne Bowe, WR, Browns
      11. Damshow- Marcus Mariotta, QB, Titans
      12. DYSI- Josh Brown, K, Giants

      Round 15
      1. DYSI- Stedman Bailey, WR, Rams
      2. Damshow- Cordarelle Patterson, WR, Vikings
      3. LL- Brian Quick, WR, Rams
      4. Maxx- Dan Bailey, K, Cowboys
      5. Dragsy- Kendall Wright, WR, Titans
      6. Livid- Minnesota Vikings Defense
      7. Midget- Doug Baldwin, WR, Seahawks
      8. Dan- A screenshot of Blake Bortles, QB, Jaguars
      9. Srar- Reggie Wayne (who she willed out of retirement) WR, Patriots
      10. Plubby- Mason Crosby, K, Packers
      11. DMN- Tavon Austin, WR, Rams
      12. Lowerdeck- Larry Donnell, TE, Giants

      Round 16
      1. Lowerdeck- Dan Carpenter, K, Bills
      2. DMN- Derek Carr, QB, Raiders
      3. Plubby- Kellen Moore, QB, Move on already man
      4. Srar- Steven Hauschka, K, Seahawks
      5. Dan- Chris Johnson, RB, Cardinals
      6. Midget- Justin Tucker, K, Ravens
      7. Livid- Matt Prater, K, Lions
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