EWBFF Vince Young League

[HC]

Well, it's that time of year again. Time for another installment of the EWBFF B-League! Much like Smackdown, we are vastly better than our "A-league" counterparts. I see that Maxx liked my Rose Bowl idea, so our draft bust idol this year will be none other than Mr. Madden 2008 himself, Vince Young! I could ramble on, but we're kind of late getting started this year and everyone already knows how badly this guy sucked!

We have 11 returning players this year and below I've lasted the rogues gallery based on last year's standings.

@DavidMarrio and his shitfuck bitchasses finally reached the mountain top last year after being a long time B-league veteran.

@HC finished second last year, robbing me of becoming the first three time champ

@caMeron esposiTo Forbes  got the bronze with a strong finish

@Jake O. Rhodes finally cracked the playoffs 

@Asuka's Gonna Kill You won the consolation bracket

Maxx takes over for Mick

@Pooker had a weak rookie season

@munky disappointed

@DFF payed the price for auto-drafting

@Slogger the reigning champ of 2016 went from king to a jester

@Ace Berimmer missed the playoffs for the first time ever and finished in LAST PLACE
 

@SeanD McMahon makes his return to B-league after a 3 year absence 

The draft order (I did this myself in the interest of time since we are running late, but if you don't trust me enough not to cheat at a game with no prize, we can re-do it if a neutral party offers to do so) is a few posts down
 

Quick Notes
- Draft will last 15 rounds (We are dropping a bench spot this year to make the draft quicker and free agency better. To make up for this, I will add an IR spot to the league)
- Order is obviously snake-style, meaning if Mick for example picks last in round 1 then he picks first in round 2.
- I will keep the draft results updated in this post. Make sure you look over it before making a pick to avoid picking someone already taken.
- We're playing under 1 PPR rules. Passing TDs are worth 7 points a piece, meaning QBs are a little more valuable
- Roster consists of: 1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 TE, 3 FLEX(RB/WR/TE), 1 K, 1 DEF, 6 Bench Spots. 1 IR SPOT (new this year)
- Waivers will be rolling and reset weekly with lowest record getting top dibs
- Draft will start August 1st
- Each person gets 12 hours to make their pick. Time limit may be shortened if we run too slowly towards the later rounds. Try to move quickly.
- Be a pal and tag the person who picks after you so they know it's their turn.
- I'll be lenient on late picks in the first couple of rounds, but as we move along if you don't have a list you're getting Yahoo's best available at a position of need, with the option to correct the pick if you make it back before the next person.
- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE: If you think you might get busy, be asleep, etc, please send me a list of players you want, in order. This makes everything run so much smoother and prevents you from missing a pick. I will do my best to PM you guys when you're up but no guarantees, so please consider giving me a list. Lists will be critical to finishing the draft on time as we get deeper and time limits shorten.

 

Feel free to get the draft started since A-league has.

Draft Results

Round 1
1) Forbes - RB Todd Gurley, Los Angeles Rams
2) SeanD - RB Le'Veon Bell, Pittsburgh Steelers
3) DavidMarrio - RB Zeke Elliott, Dallas Cowboys
4) Pooker - WR Antonio Brown, Pittsburgh Steelers
5) Maxx - RB David Johnson, Arizona Cardinals
6) Munky - RB Alvin Kamara, New Orleans Saints
7) HC - RB Saquon Barkley, New York Giant
8)DFF - RB Melvin Gordon, Los Angeles Chargers
9) Jake Rhodes - WR Odell Beckham Jr., New York Giants
10) Berober - WR Deandre Hopkins, Houston Texans
11) Asuka - WR Julio Jones, Atlanta Falcons
12) Slogger - RB Kareem Hunt, Kansas City Chiefs

Round 2
13) Slogger - WR Michael Thomas, New Orleans Saints
14) Asuka - RB Leonard Fournette, Jacksonville Jaguars
15) Berober - WR Keenan Allen, Los Angeles Chargers
16) Jake Rhodes - WR Davante Adams, Green Bay Packers
17) DFF - WR AJ Green, Cincinnati Bengals
18) HC - RB Dalvin Cook, Minnesota Vikings
19) Munky - QB Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers
20) Maxx - WR Mike Evans, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
21) Pooker - RB Devonta Freeman, Atlanta Falcons
22) DavidMarrio - WR TY Hilton, Indianapolis Colts
23) SeanD - QB Russell Wilson, Seattle Seahawks
24) Forbes - RB Christian McCaffrey, Carolina Panthers

Round 3
25) Forbes - WR Doug Baldwin, Seattle Seahawks
26) SeanD - TE Zach Ertz, Philadelphia Eagles
27) DavidMarrio - WR Stefon Diggs, Minnesota Vikings
28) Pooker - TE Rob Gronkowski, New England Patriots
29) Maxx - RB Joe Mixon, Cincinnati Bengals
30) Munky - RB LeSean McCoy, Buffalo Bills
31) HC - TE Travis Kelce, Kansas City Chiefs
32) DFF - RB Jerrick McKinnon, San Francisco 49ers
33) Jake Rhodes - WR Allen Robinson, Chicago Bears
34) Berober - RB Jordan Howard, Chicago Bears
35) Asuka - WR Tyreek Hill, Kansas City Chiefs
36) Slogger - WR Larry Fitzgerald, Arizona Cardinals

Round 4
37) Slogger - WR Demaryius Thomas, Denver Broncos
38) Asuka - RB Derrius Guice, Washington Redskins
39) Berober - QB Tom Brady, New England Patriots
40) Jake Rhodes - WR Jarvis Landry, Cleveland Browns
41) DFF - WR Golden Tate, Detroit Lions
42) HC - WR Adam Thielen, Minnesota Vikings
43) Munky - Munky - WR Amari Cooper, Oakland Raiders
44) Maxx - WR Brandin Cooks, Los Angeles Rams
45) Pooker - RB Derrick Henry, Tennessee Titans
46) DavidMarrio - QB Drew Brees, New Orleans Saints
47) SeanD - WR Marvin Jones Jr., Detroit Lions
48) Forbes - WR Alshon Jeffrey, Philadelphia Eagles

Round 5
49) Forbes - QB Cam Newton, Carolina Panthers
50) SeanD - WR Josh Gordon, Cleveland Browns
51) DavidMarrio - RB Kenyan Drake, Miami Dolphins
52) Pooker - RB Rashaad Penny, Seattle Seahawks
53) Maxx - QB Deshaun Watson, Houston Texans
54) Munky - TE Jimmy Graham, Green Bay Packers
55) HC - QB Carson Wentz, Philadelphia Eagles
56) DFF - QB Matthew Stafford, Detroit Lions
57) Jake Rhodes - RB Kerryon Johnson, Detroit Lions
58) Berober - RB Alex Collins, Baltimore Ravens
59) Asuka - WR Juju Smith-Schuster, Pittsburgh Steelers
60) Slogger - TE Greg Olsen, Carolina Panthers

Roung 6
61) Slogger - RB Jay Ajayi, Philadelphia Eagles
62) Asuka - TE Kyle Rudolph, Minnesota Vikings
63) Berober - TE Delanie Walker, Tennessee Titans
64) Jake Rhodes - RB Ronald Jones II, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
65) DFF - RB Mark Ingram, New Orleans Saints
66) HC - WR Chris Hogan, New England Patriots
67) Munky - WR Sammy Watkins, Kansas City Chiefs
68) Maxx - WR Corey Davis, Tennessee Titans
69) Pooker - WR Pierre Garcon, San Francisco 49ers
70) DavidMarrio - TE Jack Doyle, Indianapolis Colts
71) SeanD - WR Jamison Crowder, Washington Redskins
72) Forbes - RB Lamar Miller, Houston Texans

Round 7
73) Forbes - TE Evan Engram, New York Giants
74) SeanD - RB Marshawn Lynch, Oakland Raiders
75) DavidMarrio - RB Royce Freeman, Denver Broncos
76) Pooker - QB Ben Roethlisberger, Pittsburgh Steelers
77) Maxx - WR Will Fuller V, Houston Texans
78) Munky - QB Kirk Cousins, Minnesota Vikings
79) HC - WR Emmanuel Sanders, Denver Broncos
80) DFF - WR Robert Woods, Los Angeles Rams
81) Jake Rhodes - QB Andrew Luck, Indianapolis Colts
82) Berober - RB Dion Lewis, Tennessee Titans
83) Asuka - QB Philip Rivers, Los Angeles Chargers
84) Slogger - RB Sony Michel, New England Patriots

Round 8
85) Slogger - WR Michael Crabtree, Baltimore Ravens
86) Asuka - WR Cooper Kupp, Los Angeles Rams
87) Berober - RB Rex Burkhead, New England Patriots
88) Jake Rhodes - Los Angeles Rams Defense
89) DFF - WR Robby Anderson, New York Jets
90) HC - WR Marquise Goodwin, San Francisco 49ers
91) Munky - Jacksonville Defense
92) Maxx - TE David Njoku, Cleveland Browns
93) Pooker - Minnesota Defense
94) DavidMarrio - WR Randall Cobb, Green Bay Packers
95) SeanD - RB Marlon Mack, Indianapolis Colts
96) Forbes - WR DeVante Parker, Miami Dolphins

Round 9
97) Forbes - RB Tevin Coleman, Atlanta Falcons
98) SeanD - Houston Defense
99) DavidMarrio - Philadelphia Defense
100) Pooker - WR Jordy Nelson, Oakland Raiders
101) Maxx - RB Tarik Cohen, Chicago Bears
102) Munky - WR Danny Amendola, Miami Dolphins
103) HC - TE Jordan Reed, Washington Redskins
104) DFF - WR Devin Funchess, Carolina Panthers
105) Jake Rhodes - RB Duke Johnson Jr, Cleveland Browns
106) Berober - WR Julian Edelman, New England Patriots
107) Asuka - RB Chris Thompson, Washington Redskins
108) Slogger - QB Matt Ryan, Atlanta Falcons

Round 10
109) Slogger - RB Jamaal Williams, Green Bay Packers
110) Asuka - WR Calvin Ridley, Atlanta Falcons
111) Berober - WR Kenny Stills, Miami Dolphins
112) Jake Rhodes - TE George Kittle, San Francisco 49ers
113) DFF - TE Vance McDonald, Pittsburgh Steelers
114) HC - WR Nelson Agholor, Philadelphia Eagles
115) Munky - WR Kelvin Benjamin, Buffalo Bills
116) Maxx - TE Trey Burton, Chicago Bears
117) Pooker - RB Carlos Hyde, Cleveland Browns
118) DavidMarrio - QB Marcus Mariota, Tennessee Titans
119) SeanD - QB Dak Prescott, Dallas Cowboys
120) Forbes - WR Marquise Lee, Jacksonville Jaguars

Round 11

121) Forbes - RB Isaiah Crowell, New York Jets
122) SeanD - RB C.J. Anderson, Carolina Panthers
123) DavidMarrio - TE O.J. Howard, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
124) Pooker - WR Sterling Shepherd, New York Giants
125) Maxx - QB Jared Goff, LA Rams
126) Munky - RB Nick Chubb, Cleveland Browns
127) HC - QB Jimmy Garoppolo, San Francisco 49ers
128) DFF - RB Chris Carson, Seattle Seahawks
129) Jake Rhodes - RB Aaron Jones, Green Bay Packers
130) Berober - QB Alex Smith, Washington Redskins
131) Asuka - RB D'Onta Foreman, Houston Texans
132) Slogger - Los Angeles Chargers Defense

Round 12
133) Slogger - K Justin Tucker, Baltimore Ravens
134) Asuka - RB Latavius Murray, Minnesota Vikings
135) Berober - K Greg Zurlein, Los Angeles Rams
136) Jake Rhodes - RB Peyton Barber, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
137) DFF - TE Charles Clay, Buffalo Bills
138) HC - WR D.J. Moore, Carolina Panthers
139) Munky - TE Tyler Eifert, Cincinnati Bengals
140) Maxx - New Orleans Saints Defense
141) Pooker - RB Frank Gore, Miami Dolphins
142) DavidMarrio - K Stephen Gostkowski, New England Patriots
143) SeanD - TE Jared Cook, Oakland Raiders
144) Forbes - Patrick Mahomes II, Kansas City Chiefs

Round 13
145) Forbes - TE Cameron Brate, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
146) SeanD- K Harrison Butker, Kansas City Chiefs
147) DavidMarrio - WR Allen Hurns, Dallas Cowboys
148) Pooker - WR Martavis Bryant, Oakland Raiders
149) Maxx - Denver Broncos Defense
150) Munky - K Wil Lutz, New Orleans Saints
151) HC - RB Ty Montgomery, Green Bay Packers
152) DFF - Baltimore Ravens Defense
153) Jake Rhodes - WR Chris Godwin, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
154) Berober - TE Eric Ebron, Indianapolis Colts
155) Asuka - New England Patriots Defense
156) Slogger - QB Derek Carr, Oakland Raiders

Round 14
157) Slogger - Austin Sefarian-Jenkins, Jacksonville Jaguars
158) Asuka - WR Mike Williams, Los Angeles Chargers
159) Berober - RB James White, New England Patriots
160) Jake Rhodes - TE Austin Hooper, Atlanta Falcons
161) DFF - RB Giovani Bernard, Cincinnati Bengals
162) HC - RB Adrian Peterson, Washington Redskins
163) Munky - WR Corey Coleman, Buffalo Bills
164) Maxx - WR Michael Gallup, Dallas Cowboys
165) Pooker - K Matt Bryant, Atlanta Falcons
166) DavidMarrio - WR Tyler Lockett, Seattle Seahwaks
167) SeanD - WR Cameron Meredith, New Orleans Saints
168) Forbes - K Jake Elliott, Philadelphia Eagles

Round 15
169) Forbes - Carolina Panthers Defense
170) SeanD - RB Doug Martin, Oakland Raiders
171) DavidMarrio - TE Ricky Seals-Johns, Arizona Cardinals
172) Pooker - WR Dez Bryant, Free Agent
173) Maxx - K Dan Bailey, Dallas Cowboys
174) Munky - WR Equanimeous St. Brown, Green Bay Packers
175) HC - Tennessee Titans Defense
176) DFF - K Matt Prater, Detroit Lions
177) Jake Rhodes - RB Jordan Wilkins, Indianapolis Colts
178) Berober - Pittsburgh Steelers Defense
179) Asuka - K Robbie Gould, San Francisco 49ers 
180) Slogger - WR Richard Matthews, Tennessee Titans

Compensatory Round
181) Asuka - RB James Conner, Pittsburgh Steelers (Replacing RB Derrius Guice)

 

Edited August 23, 2018 by HC

[Pooker]

It looks like you have Slogger on there twice.

[HC]

 shit. I’ll do a redraw shortly so no picks until then. If @Meacxico or anyone else not in the league would be nice enough to shuffle it for us that would be even better

[HC]

 

New, non-fucked up order

@caMeron esposiTo Forbes may now pick

[Slogger]

well...sheeeeeeit. 😢

[DFF]

5 hours ago, HC said:

@DFF payed the price for auto-drafting

To be fair, I finished 2nd the previous year whilst auto-drafting in the mid rounds :P. 

[Mick]

Actually, I'm going to have to withdraw; I don't have the time, energy or motivation to do this this season; a lot of bad shit going on right now, and fantasy football tends to be more of a negative distraction for me. 

 

Sorry for the late notice. 

[Maxx]

 

[Pooker]

Can we go back to me having the 9th pick? I hate picking so early! Oh well. Last year, for some reason, I was a little thrown off by the 3 flex options. Hopefully, I can do a better job with it this year.

[Slogger]

1 hour ago, Maxx said:

 

Don't blame me, I voted for Plubby.

[HC]

Well we’re off to a great start this year!

@Maxx is now the John Cena “free agent” of EWBFF. Do you mind slotting into Mick’s #5 spot or do we need to do the draft order again?

[Maxx]

Yeah I’ll take 5

[HC]

@caMeron esposiTo Forbes Still up then!

[snowbird]

todd gurley, rb, la rams

@SeanD McMahon

[SeanDMan]

I like this draft order much better.

Leveon Bell, RB, Pitts.

 @DavidMarrio

[SeanDMan]

2 hours left @DavidMarrio 

[DavidMarrio]

Ezekiel Elliott, RB, Cowboys. 

@Pooker

[DFF]

Are we keeping a little of picks on the first post as usual? 

[Slogger]

I imagine we will but as per tradition I always keep track separately too.

Sometimes it works: See 2016 😎
Sometimes it doesn't: See 2017 😢

[Pooker]

Antonio Brown

@Maxx