Crybaby Bunting

If you've never played Earthbound, get Earthbound! In fact from Thursday until the 24th, it'll only be £4 in Europe.

You know what, I fucking hate you guys. Bye.

I'd have no problem with players going to Chelsea if they were coming from a similar situation to Yedlin where the infrastructure is so bad that they NEED to go to a big club otherwise they will be completely wasted, it's just that directly above the "potential wonderkid/potential dud" 16 year olds there's players moving to Chelsea aged 18 from pretty big clubs but in weaker leagues who will be loaned out for the rest of their Chelsea career. I mean look at César Azpilicueta, the only reason why he ended up playing and getting into the first team was because Ashley Cole got injured, and had Cole stayed as fit as a fiddle then he wouldn't have had a look in and everyone would be talking about who Chelsea will sign as Cole's replacement. It's probably the best way of conducting transfers for a club, but over time it's going to result in players actively avoiding Chelsea, fearing that they'd be wasted like De Bruyne or Lukaku.

I can just about stomach Germany, Argentina or Holland winning the World Cup. But not Brazil. That'd be unbearable.

Yep, if they thought it was a serious back injury then they should have taken him off the field in an ambulance.

Shame Neymar and Thiago Silva won't be playing the next match, it'd be the tip of the iceberg to see them both lying on the floor, completely inconsolable with tears streaming down their faces after Germany annihilates them.

Depends on what sort of games you like, I'd say you need to download the Wonderful 101 demo to see if it's the sort of game you're into. Same with Monster Hunter 3U. In fact download as many demos as you can, it's not like space will be an issue when you've just got a console. But first get another controller or two for Mario Kart so you can all break it in together!

Also I'd like to point out that the Digital Deluxe deal is also working in Europe too, it was a surprise to just log in and have enough points to get a voucher. It just links your Nintendo ID to the programme so all purchases before that are counted towards the deal, even games bought WITH the $/£5 vouchers contribute points towards it so if you've not actually signed up for it you should right now because you might be sitting on a few free vouchers.

You don't have to buy Mario Kart digitally, when you redeem your free game from the Mario Kart deal (either digitally or via code in the box) it counts as a full $50-60 purchase so you get the points from that.

Are you getting a 32GB version of the console, Srar? Because if you're getting one of those you can sign up to the digital deluxe program, meaning that if/when you buy Mario Kart and get your free game, you'll only need to spend another $10 on the eshop to get a $5 voucher for the eshop. Or actually, depending on the game you get, you might be able to get Zelda (or at least shave $5 off it) for free just by redeeming your free game.

What is the point of any club having any aspirations when the entire core of their team will be ripped from them the second they're relatively successful?

But they already have a shit winger who does nothing but run and his name is Cristiano Ronaldo :/

Portugal are so shit at this point that they could probably lose against the USA

I hope you turncoats aren't seriously considering supporting another team for the rest of the tournament. Your national team or bust! Feel free to watch it as a neutral but you're an awful person if you support another nationality!