Mick

Shamelessly ripping off crappy jerseys, I give you the St. Louis Blue Sox!

How the conversation went with the Padres GM when he finds out he's being offered to a team that hasn't been to the World Series since 1961:

IDK, my own opinion is that once a team wins a Super Bowl, they should be locked into those jerseys forever. The Rams look ridiculous, they should've just stayed with the classic look they had for years, but noooo, they had to wave their proverbial Greatest Show On Turf dick to the rest of the league with those bullshit blue and gold jerseys . And now they look like someone at the flag of Sweden and puked. This would have also sparred the Bucs from having to wear those horrible "Are we an NFL or XFL team" jerseys. I'm glad they have the old scheme back, but I'm anal enough to know it's not right (the old jerseys used red text for the player names on the white jerseys, current uses black ).

This is 1993, btw Meanwhile, the Marlins fanbase:

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I mean, I'm still kicking the shit out of the Rockies, but still, perfect game is gone .

My new team in Cleveland: It's funny because it involves poop .

/shrug Well it's not like I'm going to put Pippin or Rodman on it Anyway, in honor of the murder hornets, the Chiba Stingers: HOME AWAY: The main reason I'm doing this is simple. In Japan, Konami holds the license for all video games with Nippon Professional Baseball. As a result, you can't use NPB in OOTP, starting in '23. But they didn't say anything about the Japanese Professional Baseball League . So, while uniforms do exist for current teams for OOTP, the teams just get replaced with some weird South African league. This is my way around that, because yes, I can have random teams, they have shitty uniforms, names and logos. Not my style.

Kobe Bulls: HOME: AWAY That's uh....unique.

...I THOUGHT I TOLD HIM TO TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS 😠

Fukuoka Hawks HOME: AWAY:

Saitama Lions HOME: AWAY:

Osaka Buffalos Home: Away:

So, to follow up on this as I shameless rip off other teams with logos (Because I suck at graphics art and I'm not paying for original shit ), first up, the Sapporo Bears: HOME: AWAY: (I misspelled Sapporo ) Next: The Nagoya Dragons HOME: AWAY: Basically, my totally Not NPB League is going to be 12 teams using ripped off logos for the most part; So far as far as I ideas I have the Kobe Bulls (cause Kobe beef ), the Osaka Buffalos, and probably a few more. I'll post more as I make them.

The Demon Summoning scroll thing is actually a direct line to the Grim Reaper. It's a career reward for the Paranormal track....that I took from the Secret Society in University (along with literally everything else they had).